SOHH Over It!

Twin and I were talking about the recent wedding-related shenanigans and I have officially put black owned business on strike for a minute. Unless you’ve proven your worth to me and I am a loyal customer (the bakery that does Red Velvet cupcakes, the bootleg man), I can’t fuck with you right now.

I am officially a racist…against entroponiggas.

Lets recap:

• We let go the initial wedding coordinators, the florist, the baker, if there was a negro candlestick maker we would have cut them too.
• The chick who was doing our invitations gave us the invites a month LATE and presented us some bullshit we had to fix at the last minute.
• We find out that LiLi’s day care feeds her more bullshit than we would ever know because how she know about McDonald’s and we don’t go like that?
• How about the day care down the street gives me a flyer for their “establishment” that was grammatically incorrect and full of typos? But you’re supposed to teach my child?
• I’m still reaping the benefits of shitty contracting work done by our negro contractors (we actually saw their work before hiring them, we just didn’t know HOW SLOW THEY DID THE WORK)
• And fuck that…the soul food spot made the greens too salty on Sunday…you know our blood pressure ain’t shit.

I’m justt ranting…y’all talk amongst y’allselves…

BTW…

MTB4=Hillarity “you guys are looking real common to me right now”

Laurie Ann= Ratings.

We win.

Could it be that Meagan Goode is the modern day version of Robin Givens?

and Ice T what the hell kinda mess….

remind me not to EVER attend anything he is at. I might get something on me. Good morning Folks

Lots of news today- namely that my job gave us back bossip access.. Not sure what that was about, but thank God they came to the their senses

Olympics..that Jamaican a fool and Phelps, tho an amazing swimmer - not so good @ the interviews. In both cases- f* it- them boys FAST!! Congrats

In growing up news.. Remember back in the day if you had a car full of your girls and a crew of dudes tried to holla by hollering at you… that you would stop? Remember that? Well no one has bumped their head to pull that move lately- so yesterday was officially the first time that happened and I said “WTF ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”.. And these weren’t little boys- grown ass men 25- 35ish… I’m now an old lady.

Friday is my last day at work until September 1st.. Ask me how ready I am to fast forward through this week?

Anyway- nothing major.. Just posting something because it means I’m not working.. Open thread

Oh yeah- morning folks!

per Sandra Rose:
(www.SandraRose.com)

Last week, rumors were swirling in London that British chanteuse Amy Winehouse had gained 5 lbs. I’m happy to report that the rumors are true! If she keeps this up she will end up looking better than her wax figure at Madame Tussauds in no time.

*staring into the camera*

Seriously? Is this what goes for gossip these days?

Im sohhoverit.

Open Thread…

Oh no my roommate did not tell that broad that he ‘loves’ her.

Oh no.

After two months of ‘dating’…and him claiming not even a month ago that they ‘weren’t really dating’ (tryin to be like me).

He ‘loves’ her?

Flag on the muthafuckin play.  Illegal procedure!!

This sum bullshit.

**sigh**

Another one of my friends is tryin to join the Army.  Again!! He’s 29!!

Just a whole bunch of stupid shit happened on Sunday.

Our Womens Gymnastics team was beat by some little girls(allegedly).

Suck it up.

I was watching it live, and our girls kept fuckin up.  Shit, two of our girls managed to step outta bounds during their floor exercise.  Now, one could argue that the younger girls are physically smaller and able to pull off certain skills older bigger girls can’t, but whatever.

The Chinese team consistently has the harder routines, and they avoid fuckin up.  They won.  Good on them.

Donnie Klang.

Um…

I KNOW!!!

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?artist=3065540&vid=263725

Folks in the comment section are hatin, but whatever.  Kidz these days.

Lots of Diddy hate too.

**looks around the room**

Corporate prisoners, sorry.  There was a zshare link, but them folks got that removed.

Things have been extremely retarded in my life in the past week and I been trying to tell myself its just me and things are not really all that wierd, but dammit, last night I dreamed that Diddy was the head of a drug cartel and was trying to kill me. I think its pretty fucken clear at this point that its not me! LOL

Open Thread….

Per Bossip:

” Apparently no one in the Jacko family has any money anymore. Even Tito Jackson is taking money from people and not paying them back, allegedly. A martial arts teacher in Devon, England, is suing Tito for almost $25K, claiming that Wacko’s older bro still owes him that much bread from almost $40,000 he loaned him earlier this year. The original loan, says Matt Fiddes, was for T.J. and his family to travel to north Devon to check out some real estate. ”

See, CJP, ya speak negativity into the air, and it comes to be! LOL

Born: February 29, 1984
Bronx, NY
Hometown: New Brunswick, NJ
Residence: Raleigh, NC
Ht: / Wt: 6′5″ / 195 lbs
Event(s): 4×100m free relay

The U.S. men — Michael Phelps, Garrett Weber-Gale, Cullen Jones and Jason Lezak — set a world record, finishing in 3:08.24. France took second, Australia third.

The victory gave Michael Phelps his second gold medal here in Beijing — in a race that had shaped up to be one of the most difficult on his quest for eight. The French and even the Australians had widely been considered prerace favorites.

“He’s on a mission to win eight,” Jones said of Phelps, “and we’re happy to be a part of it.”

Awwww….. and he’s humble too.