Causing random broads to think they can yell shit out their car windows at me.
Look…
I am SORRY I don’t feel the need to go 45mph down a commercial street. (one family actual lives in here at that, longer story). Are you hungry? Is that the reason for the road rage? It wasn’t enough that you were swerving back and forth behind me like a complete dumbass, you also felt the need to say some unintelligible shit as you zip by in the next lane?
Let met tell the world something right now, I am COLD SNAPPIN on the next broad. Fuckin rude ass bitches.
I know why Hannibal ate muthafuckaz now.
LOL
Pass the hotsauce, this bitch is BLAND!!
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October 1, 2008 @ 10:10 am
Willy you know what. I swear you always make me laugh. I say next time u trail behind her, wait til she get out and woup that ass. Bet she dont talk junk no more
good morning folks
October 1, 2008 @ 10:47 am
Ahhhh Cec…
I always love how your solutions end involving kicking someone’s ass.
You will see success in the following fields:
Boxing Promoter
Crunk Music Producer
Pres-o-dent of the United States…
Let’s look these over together with a pot of greens and get to work on a resume, hon.
October 1, 2008 @ 10:50 am
October 1, 2008 @ 10:52 am
October 1, 2008 @ 10:59 am
naj you forgot:
"rumble in the parking garage with a laptop" contestant
no, cec you will neva eva eva live that down
October 1, 2008 @ 11:01 am
im sorry… greens? was that brough into this convo? i got the franks red hot if you got turkey necks…
October 1, 2008 @ 11:08 am
Oh i will never forget that day. She better be GLAD that one lady saw me taking the laptop out my bag cause she was bout to get fucked up. Come jumping bad in my face at 745 in the morning.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:09 am
‘no, cec you will neva eva eva live that down’
What’s this?
A funny story.
Let’s hear it.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:09 am
nad i’m soo soo sorry to do this.. but i came back to vent on something and say my last comment.. i wish i could edit it to day
i’m sorry, what did you say? greens? greens and what? hot sauce? OHHHHHHH greens and hot sauce, greens and hot sauce, i’m al ittle lad that love greeeennnnnsss and hot saaaauuuccceee
i love you too cecily!
October 1, 2008 @ 11:14 am
I can eat greens all day for the rest of my life…anyone care to join in
Willy-
Last yr this time, i pulled up in the parking garage next to this lady and apprently was to close. ok cool. a normal person would just tapped me and been like u to close and i wouldve moved ..no prob. This bitch gets out the car and starts slammin her door into my car..so i cut off fred hammond (yes i was blasting me some gospels that morning) and was like if i parked to close all u had to do was say so ..cause ima be wrong if i slam something into ur car being stupid. So she talk her shit and i talk so more of mine ( mind u i was already in fight mode behind baby daddy so she could get it that day) next thing i know she boldy walks up to my face and was like hit me…i was like u know what u better back the fuck up so i shoved her and she got back in my face again, so i politely reached for my laptop and this other lady saw me and grabbed my hand and pushed the white lady and told her to leave or else she was in trouble. Which she was.
She was an older lady and i didnt wanna kill her but i did say get the fuck out my face and i didnt laugh afterwards. All this over parknig to close in the parkng garage…
October 1, 2008 @ 11:15 am
comment by persia :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:01 am
im sorry… greens? was that brough into this convo? i got the franks red hot if you got turkey necks…
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Cool…as long as it is understood, you are to bring wings halfway intoxicated to the situation.
*rewinding the tape a la Rick James*
So Cec nearly beat a bitch in the parking lot with a laptop?
Isn’t that a Crunk record already? See what I mean!
Cec has a career in reality TV if the other three don’t pan out.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:16 am
Cec has a career in reality TV if the other three don’t pan out.
Oh this has already been decided, im just shopping for a network, cause the shit that happens to me..ONLY happens to ME
October 1, 2008 @ 11:17 am
We need to find the Berries and Creme guy to come and do a performance for P’s next birthday…because she’s gonna sneak that in until we do.
Without pre-conditions.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:23 am
im scared of that Berries and Cream guy but knowing P she would just get up and dance with him.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:23 am
so when one walks into the lavratorial facilities of ones place of employment… one would have a reasonable expectation that certian ammenities be present, correct? i mean it it generally understood that you must verify the presence of toilet paper and seat covers- slack as the need to do that may be. and its understood that you may dodge foriegn objects on the floor and checking to ensure the absnece of bodily fluids on a toilet seat is a mandate (sadly)..
however… one would expect that one would not walk into said restroom and have to verify the presence of DOORS.
yes, half of the doors in the bathroom are gone. and do you know that of the properly equipped stalls left. 30% have urine on the seat, 15% arent flushed, 15 % have no toilet paper, and 20% arent properly secured and wobble when you sit on them.
thus leaving 20% toilet capacity..
*sigh*
and they wonder why i have to drive home to pee and end up with uti’s and kidney infections every damn five minutes.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:25 am
@cec
Next time, forget the laptop and just bust a broad with your phone.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:27 am
‘yes, half of the doors in the bathroom are gone. ‘
Where did they go?
You might wanna bring that up in the next team meeting.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:28 am
P- first of i ws eating and secondly at least u and walk in and see someone ass down face up like uve seen in the past. thats y aint no doors. aint no mo fucking on company time
October 1, 2008 @ 11:29 am
comment by willyjsimmons :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:25 am
@cec
Next time, forget the laptop and just bust a broad with your phone.
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Laptop = company
Phone = personal…
Besides, it didn’t work for Foxy or that News Anchor from Philly…
October 1, 2008 @ 11:29 am
naj- HELL YES!!! that would be great- and yes, i will sneak that in for life (that IS the precondition)
cec- you better believe it! i’ve watching the instructional video- i know how to get my berries and cream on!
i just dont understand how i am the only one that finds that shit absolutly HIL-AR-I-OUS!!
October 1, 2008 @ 11:29 am
Willy phone was in my purse at the time. But its a good suggestion- next time phone must stay in hand for ass wouping situations
October 1, 2008 @ 11:31 am
you sit on them?
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20% arent properly secured and wobble when you sit on them.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:31 am
Damn, where you work @ P, The Tunnel?…
Was Hype Williams filming there this weekend and forgot to put the doors back?
October 1, 2008 @ 11:34 am
you sit on them?
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20% arent properly secured and wobble when you sit on them.
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So my nickname would be "Shitbreak" at the office then, as I run home when the urge hits
Now pass me the flask of ‘yak and Stiffler’s mom’s number.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:39 am
P- first of i ws eating and secondly at least u and walk in and see someone ass down face up like uve seen in the past. thats y aint no doors. aint no mo fucking on company time
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yet another reason for me to go home to pee… no need in needing to get the plan B pill because i sat on the wrong deam toilet seat. see you bringing up old shit and retruamatizing me all over again.
i must go back to berries and cream.. i cant handle this convo anymore. forget i brought it up
October 1, 2008 @ 11:42 am
Im sorry P- im just saying…keeping things in perspective. U could walked in and got something squirted on you
October 1, 2008 @ 11:42 am
jaeda- i personally cover and hover.. however, when you see the thing shaking as you put the cover down- you know that shit is not archetecually sound, ya smell me? i have visions on that scene from goonies where they are banging on the pipes nad the water goes haywire and the toilet explodes on Brand and you see him at the end about to cry yelling :"DADDYYYYYYYYY".
its disturbing
October 1, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Laptop = company
Phone = personal…
Not mines.
Boss pays for my umpteengillion text messages.
Adding: Fuck Alltel.
Just because.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:43 am
comment by cec :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:42 am
Im sorry P- im just saying…keeping things in perspective. U could walked in and got something squirted on you
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Umm…
ewww.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:44 am
You gotta add in that equation: Cecily+ jailtime= cecily crying like a lil bitch talking im saying she started it first.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:44 am
*gives a star to P due to Goonies reference*
Well done.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Let met tell the world something right now, I am COLD SNAPPIN on the next broad. Fuckin rude ass bitches.
I know why Hannibal ate muthafuckaz now.
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Man…YESTERDAY JUST DAMN YESTERDAY
Ok, So a brother started going back to school right… So Im sitting there at the student union and All of a sudden a couple of young dudes with this chick comes my way… Im just sitting there and they’re in my face. So I give them the "talk or move on look"
Young dude start asking if im in a fraternity… i tells him know and he start his spill about how beneficial it would be to join theres and the brotherhood thing… Im like "okay Ill think about it but right now let me get back to this Accounting 2 or I wont be thinking bout shit"…did they take the hint nope…I had to flatout say "hey Fellas I dig what you trying to do but Im trying to get my study on holla at me later’ …. They leave…Im thinking cool now back to this damn book… An as soon I start back on interest penalties these chicks that were sitting in the booth behind me and being all in the convo (with they nosey asses) started talking to me about how I should think about pledging and it being a good look… Yada yada yada…The parties…yada yada yada… Whatever. Im sitting there like look you rude ass bitches can I get back to this book before I gut punch one of you chicks…
I guess they got the hint when I just turned around and switch to ignore mode on they asses… But I was done after that.. I hate rude ass people.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Im afraid to do jail time. I hvae this big ole booty too, i wouldnt last past the first night
October 1, 2008 @ 11:47 am
comment by cec :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:44 am
You gotta add in that equation: Cecily+ jailtime= cecily crying like a lil bitch talking im saying she started it first.
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Yeah and Cec…you know Big Mona and Bertha would have fought over the Cecily+cigarettes all-inclusive package…
October 1, 2008 @ 11:47 am
comment by naj :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:31 am
Damn, where you work @ P, The Tunnel?…
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AAHHHH…. The TUNNEL …….. oh the memories…
Women getting snatched up and punch in the face for refusing dudes advances…..
40 gang members dressed in red bumrush the joint and start snatching chains….
My brother listening to his homeboy get robbed while he was on the pay phone in front the club…
The dude in the wheelchair that got his wheelchair stolen….
The unisex bathroom with its own DJ…
The cum stained bathroom stalls…..
Selling condoms at the bar…..
It don’t get no better than that nigga….lol….
October 1, 2008 @ 11:47 am
I hvae this big ole booty too, i wouldnt last past the first night
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jaeda- i personally cover and hover..
October 1, 2008 @ 11:49 am
Yeah and Cec…you know Big Mona and Bertha would have fought over the Cecily+cigarettes all-inclusive package…
October 1, 2008 @ 11:50 am
comment by cec :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Im afraid to do jail time. I hvae this big ole booty too, i wouldnt last past the first night
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You took the ass right out of my mouth Cec…I just used a little more political correctness with my thoughts, LOL
October 1, 2008 @ 11:51 am
yea there is no political correctness with me…i just say it.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:54 am
I guess they got the hint when I just turned around and switch to ignore mode on they asses… But I was done after that.. I hate rude ass people.
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That wasn’t rude… that was college….. you just old as shit nigga…lol….
Focusing on classes and shit… you should be ashamed of yourself… party pooper…. niggas trying to party and sow oats and you studying at college…. uppity ass nigga…lol…
What… you trying to make something of yourself ?
Yall remember this ???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKmXiEqdz0c
October 1, 2008 @ 11:55 am
‘Im sitting there like look you rude ass bitches can I get back to this book before I gut punch one of you chicks…’
‘The dude in the wheelchair that got his wheelchair stolen….’
Damn Shame.
Ya’ll see the clip of dude punching a 16yr old girl in McDonald’s.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26968445/
October 1, 2008 @ 11:55 am
comment by cec :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Im afraid to do jail time. I hvae this big ole booty too, i wouldnt last past the first night
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I have watched you grow on this blog right before my eyes… I am so proud of you….
You might be the NASTIEST one on here…. you and your horny self….
October 1, 2008 @ 11:55 am
CJP:
That’s crazy, I always assume in the south that Greeks don’t have to recruit as hard because they are so deep down there.
Wifey’s an AKA, but she is still involved with her grad chapter for the other benefits and the community service (clearly being active and spending all that money needs benefits)…these folks nowadays care more about strolling at parties and being at stepshows.
I almost pledged but I’m glad I didn’t-in Philly it seems to be about how hard niggas pledged you. How you in your MID-30s giving niggas strokes at 2am knowing you got a family and kids upstairs sleeping? Damn shame.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Adding: Fuck Alltel.
Just because.
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well willy.. as a valued member of your company’s IT team with a company sponsored phone… i would like to extend to you my expertise in wireless communication solutions for your company.
just how many of your co-workers also have company sponsored devices? have you considered taking your office mobile with the blackberry line of products? att can do this for you. let me ask you .. whats your zip code homie?
October 1, 2008 @ 11:57 am
@ihadno
LMAOOO!
I haven’t seen that video in…4eva.
October 1, 2008 @ 11:58 am
I have watched you grow on this blog right before my eyes… I am so proud of you….
You might be the NASTIEST one on here…. you and your horny self….
Ive emerged from my cocoon. Im a woman now
October 1, 2008 @ 11:59 am
‘att can do this for you. let me ask you .. whats your zip code homie?’
Wait a minute…
did I just get a sales pitch?
October 1, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Yea i think u did get a ptcih willy- i know she aint tryna hit quota on the blog
October 1, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
Damnit P…
No working on the Blog…
You don’t see me telling niggas to Stand Up to Cancer, do you?
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
October 1, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
I think you just did
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Wait a minute…
did I just get a sales pitch?
October 1, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
comment by ihadnochoice :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:55 am
comment by cec :
October 1, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Im afraid to do jail time. I hvae this big ole booty too, i wouldnt last past the first night
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I have watched you grow on this blog right before my eyes… I am so proud of you….
You might be the NASTIEST one on here…. you and your horny self….
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Yeah…I’m glad I came around at the right time…
Another fine reason to see the wonderful city of Rochester, LOL
October 1, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
‘You don’t see me telling niggas to Stand Up to Cancer, do you? ‘
October 1, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
@P
I do have a question though.
Is at&t going to get the Blackberry Flip?
October 1, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
I was youtubing crazy last night… Funk Flex got me inspired and I was early 90’s all day…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOXLc_AqsMM
Anybody catch 100 greatest hip hop videos ???
Tigre and Bunny are still fine as hell… well at least tigre is… black don’t crack but she looks the exact same way and she must be pushing 40 by now….
But my oh my JJ FAD… they looked like they gave birth to all of South Central…lol… i don’t even want to comment… i’ll let yall see it…
October 1, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
I can’t front…
I’ve wanted to punch a lil nigga or two in the line …
It’s only a matter of time.
Like I said, these lil niggas out here on the train ask to have there asses kicked daily. But apparently light skinned niggas with Curly Hair are at a premium in jail…
Hence the restraint.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Wait a minute…
did I just get a sales pitch?
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see you guys got me all wrong.. that was not a sales pitch- i was merely trying to gain an understanding of the companys wireless needs in an effort to help you find a solution that doesnt involve "FUCK _____". im sayin. plus that way i can get all the nasty, grimy disgusting shit that you text people.
damn.. a bitch cant be industrious? we aint gotta talk shop on here, but willys got an itch- i got the scratch. he looks good to the boss.. i make some money…. its almost better than the "get a trim and get some trim" scenario. you guys cant begrudge me that
October 1, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
Yeah, IHNC, I’m DVRing them…but some asshole gave away the list on one of the blogs I go to…
TROY is not TOP 20?
WTF?
Okay…lunch…
October 1, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
If you say Make your next move your best move…I’m gonna question your career like Tommy’s.
No bathroom doors
Shitty bosses
Slick talking sales presentations
I don’t know…
*ques Too $hort "Gettin It" on the ipod*
*bops out the blog*
October 1, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
‘damn.. a bitch cant be industrious?’
October 1, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
ou don’t see me telling niggas to Stand Up to Cancer, do you?
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mayne we talked about that cancer song for YEARS! lol
speaking of good causes.. dig and i (well i hope dig - *ahem*) are walking for diabetes on saturday.. it would be great for you guys to support… i dont have digs link *ahem* but here go mine..
http://main.diabetes.org/goto/jasmine.says.thank.you
October 1, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
What… you trying to make something of yourself ?
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AN naj I was thinking the same thing…It was like the first time I ever saw it… I thought all you had to do was put up a flyer… but hey who knows.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
Ahhhh…
Common spittin that NY flow (flow).
October 1, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
I almost pledged but I’m glad I didn’t-in Philly it seems to be about how hard niggas pledged you. How you in your MID-30s giving niggas strokes at 2am knowing you got a family and kids upstairs sleeping? Damn shame.
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See thats my thing right there… Im too damn old to be up all late getting my ass kicked just so I can call you brother. I know they do good things and Ill think about it but Im not just gon rush to the front door for a beatdown.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:22 pm
naj, dont play… my office is the bolier room mixed with office space in real life with more weave. i swear to god, allah, judah, jah and buddha… ask anyone.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
I’ve become a youtube monster over the past couple of weeks. Flex plays the "90’s at 9" every night and I am in hip hop heaven for at least 1 hour a day. BET needs to invest in a "real rap city" that plays all hip hop instead of the current bullshit videos… or at least a new type show that plays 80’s 90’s and current shit.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
SNL is running primetime shows for the next 3 weeks…lol….
I guess those Palin rating made them go full time… the media is really taking advantage of this shit arent’ they…
October 1, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
Naj- U are always welcome in the Roc
October 1, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
See thats my thing right there… Im too damn old to be up all late getting my ass kicked just so I can call you brother. I know they do good things and Ill think about it but Im not just gon rush to the front door for a beatdown.
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.All the dudes that were in frats when I was in college were herbs so that turned me off to em. But St. Johns didn’t have campus’ back then so the culture for frats wasn’t the same as campus’ school. It always looked like niggas got involved for the chicks and the acceptance. I’d rather get chick and be accepted w/o a nigga pouring hot sauce down my pants…lol…
October 1, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
‘the media is really taking advantage of this shit arent’ they…’
They’re gonna run this whole thing straight into the ground.
**looks for Prince’s SNL performance of Electric Chair**
October 1, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
Have yall heard this yet ???
This is the shit out here…. this voicebox thing is getting outta control though….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7hEKBr-IrU
October 1, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
Can i just tell yall i hate planning shit. Because i am good with organizing stuff (yea right) ive been drafted to plan a wine tasting event for an associates bday. u know damn good and well i dont know what the hell im going right
October 1, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
I think SNL would love to have Mccain and Palin win…. they would be the highest rated show of all time…. they would have a field day with those two. I though they couldn’t get better with Clinton and Bush.
I can’t even front though… they love some Obama. Some of the rumors are that none of the working black actors/comedians are gonna portray him in a negative light and no white guy wants to do blackface…lol.
They should bring back Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock to do an Obama skit….
October 1, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
And wouldn’t you know Ciara’s new single features T-Pain.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
‘and no white guy wants to do blackface…lol’
They got what’s his name playin Obama
Fred Armisen.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
That T-Pain joint is wack…Ciaras act is getting old. She is cute and all that but not cute enough to take attention away from her music. The shit she did with Luda is my favorite joint… Luda murdered that shit…
October 1, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
movies for free:
http://www.movie-forumz.org
okay, I’m gone- see yall later.
October 1, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
okay, I’m gone- see yall later.
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No scrabble tonight….
How about pictionary ????
October 1, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
um, that’s because I’m playing scrabble this afternoon…
don’t get it twisted.
October 1, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
Jaeda did u get my yahoo request
October 1, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
Thank you Cec…
CJP…it’s crazy. Wifey’s old neighbor got kicked out of PENN LAW for hazing a nigga he didn’t realize was the son of a judge in GA…but he’s my age now.
PENN LAW though?
October 1, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
PENN LAW though?
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Now dude should have thought that one out… Stupid is the word… Shit at PV there were about 3 frats under suspension because of the shit.
October 1, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
For the record:
Grilled Salmon + steamed rice + broccoli + thai curry sauce + spring rolls = nirvana…
carry on.
October 1, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
Yeah, how about the Kappa world headquarters was a block away from Temple U’s campus and them niggas were about to get letters snatched…which would have been the line I was on if I pledged
October 1, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Youre welcome Naj
October 1, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
Oh shit…
I was reading some excerpts on google regarding Fred Armisen playin Barack on SNL…
Kenan Thompson claimed he was tryin to lose weight so he could play him.
Really Kenan?
Talkin bout ’slim down’.
October 1, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Kenan trying to loose weight to play Obama …excuse me….
October 1, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
He won’t lose the weight because of his blood pressure or sugar levels but he’ll lose the weight for Obama…
Talk about change….lol.
October 1, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
IHADNO i know right
October 1, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
He won’t lose the weight because of his blood pressure or sugar levels but he’ll lose the weight for Obama…
Talk about change….lol.
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Okay…so it wasnt just me
October 1, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
I am not feeling this I BUST THE WINDOWSOUT YOUR CAR joint ……
Sometimes I just really wish a bitch would… nah honestly… I would love to see my ACTUAL reaction.
October 1, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
Sometimes I just really wish a bitch would… nah honestly… I would love to see my ACTUAL reaction.
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I always thought about what I would do… Im not really with the crazy shit but fucking up my car might cause shit you dont wanna see.
October 1, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
I am not feeling this I BUST THE WINDOWSOUT YOUR CAR joint ……
Now we had this convo last week. I hate that song too. I first i thought it was funny but now im like ok seriously. Like i said last week if ima fuck up ur car ima blow the shit up. Since i cant get my hands on dynamite, a nice fist fight in the street works just fine.
October 1, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
well if you need the hook up on tnt… i mean i dont know.. . but if you HAVE to have it.. i know this guy… hes legit, i swear… i met him at one of my many security checks at the airport.. he was on the watch list too apparently… really nice dude named muhammed…
.. i think i may have said too much..
October 1, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
and i fail to see the issue with ‘bust the windows’.. i mean i carving your intials with a crowbar really that bad?
i keed i keed.. put the stones down!
October 1, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
He won’t lose the weight because of his blood pressure or sugar levels but he’ll lose the weight for Obama…
Talk about change….lol.
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Yeah…
Something about Obama being played by Mr. All That/Goodburger/Fat Albert does little to instill my confidence in a reputable Negro cast on SNL.
October 1, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
How he gon be on the watch list AND be legit…lol…
See this is when keeping it real goes wrong CEC….
You better off fighting a nigga in the street…. P gon have you at guantanamo barefoot trying to spread christianity….
October 1, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
and i fail to see the issue with ‘bust the windows’.. i mean i carving your intials with a crowbar really that bad?
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How about I carve my name in your face…..
And then piss on your wounds for cleansing….
October 1, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
Bitch touch my "lil white lightning" i’m putting large binder clips on her clittoris….
October 1, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
Then hold her tits on a table and slice her nipples off ICHI THE KILLER style….
October 1, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
How about this….
Dip a tampon in drano and lets go to work baby….
October 1, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
Is this a lost Wu-Tang skit:
IHNC vs Cec?
I’ll fuckin…I’ll fuckin put ya nuts on the dresser…
October 1, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
Or..
Sew your asshole close and keep feeding you… and feeding you… and feeding you….
October 1, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
I’ll fuckin…I’ll fuckin put ya nuts on the dresser…
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"just your nuts and bang em with a rusty screwdriver… like… BOOW !!!!
October 1, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
I’m about to hop on my cubicle right now with my toothbrush in my mouth and reinact "C.R.E.A.M."
*asks the old head in Finance can she braid half my hair*
October 1, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
How about this….
Dip a tampon in drano and lets go to work baby….
Thats fucked up…
October 1, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
How he gon be on the watch list AND be legit…lol…
See this is when keeping it real goes wrong CEC….
You better off fighting a nigga in the street…. P gon have you at guantanamo barefoot trying to spread christianity….
Yea she will
yea im up for meeting in the street forget the tearing up of objects thats a punk move, i wanna kick your ass! or at least die tryin
OMG IHADNO dayum please we wont tear up yo car ok dayum!
October 1, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
Naj- go sit in the corner…u taking a time out
October 1, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
ihnc…dont make me skin your nuts homie with an emory board… you gettin a lil graphic there, punkin…
(yes, i said punkin)
October 1, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
damn…
emory board?
It’s a cold world, LOL
October 1, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
u know what yall getting outta hand. Got me over here cringing
October 1, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
naj- all that shit that psycho mf came up with and you worried about an EMORY BOARD?! damn..thats fucked up lol
October 1, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
ihnc…dont make me skin your nuts homie with an emory board… you gettin a lil graphic there, punkin…
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emory board…mmmmmmmmm
you put on some heels and wear a leather bra…and you may have somthing there.
October 1, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
cjp- damn it man lol
cec- you want to cringe for real!? i’ve been catching up on nip tuck.. you know what the crazy mexican did to christian because he operated on the guy that molested his daughter?
shot up his dick with botox!
now THAT is some fucked up shit! tht shit lasts for months!!
October 1, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
‘you put on some heels and wear a leather bra…and you may have somthing there.’
This nigga.
October 1, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
Persia
I just saying…
AN Nip Tuck is the shit… I cant wait till it comes back on. I got all of the Box sets so far.
October 1, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
cec- you want to cringe for real!? i’ve been catching up on nip tuck.. you know what the crazy mexican did to christian because he operated on the guy that molested his daughter?
Nah i aint wanna know that p- u couldve kept me in suspense LOL
October 1, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
mayne, my friend brought over season 3 and we watched it one weekend earlier this summer.. i’ve spent the last two weekends catching up.. im about to start season 4. that show is GREAT! glad i know why matt is such a loon now.. poor baby had a hard life!!
October 1, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
comment by persia :
October 1, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
naj- all that shit that psycho mf came up with and you worried about an EMORY BOARD?! damn..thats fucked up lol
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Because his shit was made for "Saw"
knowing what I know you might go to town with that damn emory board.
Gratuitious Violence < Realistic Violence
October 1, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
that show is GREAT! glad i know why matt is such a loon now.. poor baby had a hard life!!
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Just wait til you see the season with Sanaa lathan…. MAN that shit was crazy too…
October 1, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
Because his shit was made for "Saw"
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oh.. he he he… opps… ok..
but for the record.. i would never harm a penis or nuts. thats just wrong. im not into punishming myself. if i’m that made and things must be marred, ill just have to fight the whole man.. lorena really fucked it up for the rest of us..she mess around and start choppin off penises all willy nilly and the rest of us have to carry the scarlett letter for life
October 1, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
is sanaa in season 4? i’m dl-ing that now.. it should be done tonight.
that was kinda fucked up that ho caught da aids… thank god they renamed that baby tho- WILBUR?! this aint charlottes web! plus i’m a little partial to ‘gabriel’ lol
October 1, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
is sanaa in season 4? i’m dl-ing that now.. it should be done tonight.
that was kinda fucked up that ho caught da aids… thank god they renamed that baby tho- WILBUR?! this aint charlottes web! plus i’m a little partial to ‘gabriel’ lol
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yeah its season 4… Thats when the shit hits the fan. SO you found out about ole girl that wanted to Marry Matt huh?
October 1, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
i knew about that man chick- they say it season 3… ohh i cant wait to watch 4.. the end of 3 had me like oh shit h shit oh shit.. i might watch it again just because.. but i doubt the revelation of the carver would be as good the second time around.
October 1, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
LOL Lorena could have just took that nigga’s wallet.
Nobody won.
She got arrested
John subjected everyone to porn
Comedians ran it into the ground for the next 10 years…
and chicks used that as leverage
October 1, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
Man That carver shit was crazy… I kinda thought about it being Quentin but when I found out ole girl was his sister it tripped me out… Then they just left the country doing the same shit… Straight crazy.
October 1, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
unrelated… ive been working with this chick for the longest.. but since i moved, i sit real close to her… being that im so close.. when i hear her voice all day, i realize… she sounds JUST like the little mermaid.. she looks like ursula.. but damn it, if she doesnt sound JUST like the little mermaid
October 1, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
I found out ole girl was his sister it tripped me out… Then they just left the country doing the same shit…
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thats what got me… when they called him in to help on shawns face in season 2 my whole body got goose bumps - like EWWW thats the sicko!! lol
October 1, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
she looks like ursula.. but damn it, if she doesnt sound JUST like the little mermaid
You need complete help….
October 1, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
You need complete help….
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you act like i made it that way- thats just the way it IS!! blame God and Disney studios