So I was boycotting my yahoo IM for quite a while before this year. I started using it again at my last job and consequently started talking to people I havent spoken to in probably two years or more. This guy gets on today and speaks. I remember him only vaguely, but I do remember him. Cant tell you what we ever talked about, but it obviously wasnt memorable.
So we get to catching up, he wants to see my myspace, etc… fine. He comes back from my page like “yo… you could get it!”
Gee, thanks. Cause I was wondering if I could get it. *rolling my eyes*
Then the whole conversation changes. “What you been up to?” and “How’s the kids?” turned into “I would hit that lovely” and “I bet your pussy fat, huh?”
*staring into the camera*
Seriously?
Dude, you popped back up like 11 minutes ago, and you already on that shit? Really? So Im trying to refocus his attention, and basically, change the subject to something a little more conversational. He would not get off of it. Dude actually started getting mad that I wouldnt tell him how often I masturbate. You know what….. Lost all interest.
America, LOL, this is what we are dealing with.
Im sayin. Lets say I sat here and had this conversation, tellin you everything you wanna know about the ins and outs (no pun intended LOL) of my pussy. You aint gettin none, so whats the point? Besides, why am I gonna sit here and talk about sex with somebody I have no desire to fuck? NONE! LOL Ima sit here and tell you how wet it does or doesnt get, how fat it is or isnt and then Im gonna go call SOMEBODY ELSE, and Im gonna end my conversation with you to do it LOL. Is that gonna make you feel good, champ? Of course not. So why do it?
Same goes for these fools that are emailing you for the first time and they sending you pictures of their dick. Like me and my girl say: I dont wanna see your dick unless I wanna see your dick LOL. Flag on the muthafucken play!
Im gonna ask Mr. “There’s Rules To This Shit” CJP: dont yall have a handbook or some shit? Aint there something in the step-by-step that tells yall when you’re cleared for landing? What the fuck is all this circling around in government airspace shit??? LOL
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August 28, 2008 @ 8:29 am
"I bet your pussy fat?"
What in the crispy hell?
MAN COUNCIL needs to convene and talk to the bitch niggas, because dudes like this are fucking it up for the rest of you….
August 28, 2008 @ 8:35 am
Even worse, he’s like a…. D-lister LOL…. (and thats being hella generous) so he think he suppose to just have women. Dude, not only has your group been defunct for like 10 years, YOU are the one people dont recognize. Youre worse than Tito, youre "Ben."
August 28, 2008 @ 8:37 am
August 28, 2008 @ 8:41 am
Ahhh…. The overzelous e-fucker.
Being that hookups can happen anywhere including cyberspace…dudes have took thier act of asking stupid shit in the clubs and bars and have took them to their PC.
The thing about it is this… Rule No. 547
No Man…and I repeat No Man should ask about the puss online… shit just isnt prudent. Especially if you havent talk to the girl to see what lane she’s in. Plus… If you’re just warming the slot machine up for a nother nigga to hit. Whats the use.
An any man just sending dicks as calling cards are a bit on the "hell to the naw side"… Mind you that I LOVE my dick and for some chic to see is a pure joy. But everybody is not supposed to see that joy. I’ll say it like this…The DJ dont always play your very favorite song… If you want to hear it you need to request the shit.
August 28, 2008 @ 8:48 am
"I bet your pussy fat?"
U know i hate hearing this. What in the hot hell does that even mean? Like what are we measuring this up against?
August 28, 2008 @ 8:50 am
See if you actually WANT to see the dick, gettin "Little Charlie" in your inbox just might put a smile on your face LOL.
But when you have no interest in seein it, its a completely different…. wait……
…..reaction.
Sorry.
August 28, 2008 @ 8:52 am
Like what are we measuring this up against?
Other fat pussies I guess…
I think its about thickness…. but you never say that. Its kinda like asking "did you cum"
August 28, 2008 @ 8:53 am
‘U know i hate hearing this. What in the hot hell does that even mean?’
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Thank you cause I was bout ready to take my degrees back to Brockport, LOL.
August 28, 2008 @ 8:54 am
Its kinda like asking "did you cum"
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I KNOW!!!!!
August 28, 2008 @ 8:54 am
An any man just sending dicks as calling cards are a bit on the "hell to the naw side"…
August 28, 2008 @ 8:58 am
Yeah Jaeda just a bit… the rest is just sad. Ive seen this shit too… Like dudes really do shit like this. WTF ever happen to mystery
August 28, 2008 @ 8:58 am
Really though, dudes do it more often than you other dudes think.
Me and Haze was talkin a few months back about cleaning our emails and having just a shitload of random dicks in them muthafuckas dating back years LOL. Talk about "whose dick is this?" LOL
*smh*
August 28, 2008 @ 8:59 am
and whats even worst is a girl going…. "i know i got a fat pussy, my man told me girl" Yes i heard that sentence uttered outta of a womens lips and i almost threw up. Ignorance at its greatest i swear
August 28, 2008 @ 9:00 am
I still wanna know fat as compared to what? Like…. a burger?
August 28, 2008 @ 9:01 am
and whats even worst is a girl going…. "i know i got a fat pussy, my man told me girl" Yes i heard that sentence uttered outta of a womens lips and i almost threw up. Ignorance at its greatest i swear
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Its not the same as dude saying she got good pussy… But nothing and that means NOTHING beats new pussy.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:03 am
is there anorexic pussy, like, it’s all bony and shit?
August 28, 2008 @ 9:04 am
I still wanna know fat as compared to what? Like…. a burger?
its the thickness of the lips…how it bulges out in pants and panties… Still no man is supposed to say the shit to ladies.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:09 am
its the thickness of the lips…how it bulges out in pants and panties… Still no man is supposed to say the shit to ladies.
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Ahh…. the famous "monkey paw" we’ve heard about so much.
Well let me ask what is probably another stupid question: Does this "fatness of the pussy" (God, LOL) supposedly have some direct correlation to the quality of it?
August 28, 2008 @ 9:12 am
Well let me ask what is probably another stupid question: Does this "fatness of the pussy" (God, LOL) supposedly have some direct correlation to the quality of it?
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HELL…………….NO
Its just thick thats it. I prefer Wet pussy
August 28, 2008 @ 9:13 am
and another question that i think is prob stupid but ima ask anyway… If ur man tell u that while yall bout to do it…am i wrong for getting turned on for that?
August 28, 2008 @ 9:14 am
U know telling me i got a fat pussy?
August 28, 2008 @ 9:15 am
August 28, 2008 @ 9:16 am
CJP: then WTF is the point of askin it and why should I be turned on by it if it aint sayin shit? LOL
Yall stupid, hahahahaha.
From now on, all men shall be known to me as "Cole."
August 28, 2008 @ 9:17 am
August 28, 2008 @ 9:22 am
CJP: then WTF is the point of askin it and why should I be turned on by it if it aint sayin shit?
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Well…like I said you shouldnt be ask that at all…NEVER. The thing is… is that some of us dont know the rules. An since we dont, it leaves room for totally outlandish shit to happen. Thus "I bet you got a fat pussy" … Now i can get complete and utterly x-rated on my talking to a woman but certain shit I wont say… Its a method to the shit.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:27 am
You know what? Now that I think about it, yall egos go berserk when a woman tells you you have a big dick. Dont mean a damn thing bout how good it is, but yall still poke yall chests out after LOL. Im guessing yall think we have the same type of reaction……. granted there are things you could say to us that make us feel that same way, but THAT aint one of em.
Unless youre Cecily apparently.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:28 am
Although Cec, maybe it turns you on cause its comin from your man and not some random savage?
August 28, 2008 @ 9:33 am
Right- i was just about to say, ive had guys just come up and say that to me and i felt like slapping them but when im bout to get poked to death by the guy i want to poke me it just means something different. My man= ima suck ur dick great now just cause u said that…random dude in the stree= ima snatch off my earrings and give dig my debit card cause im going to jail
August 28, 2008 @ 9:33 am
IDK…Virgina talk can be a very sticky situation. Some people are scared at the mere site of the puss. You have to be well versed in the subject… and Always know your opponent
August 28, 2008 @ 9:37 am
‘Virgina talk ‘
I aint even gon comment lol….
I just think dudes need to stop being so fucken arrogant as to think that every woman wants them. If you get square in the knowledge that a woman is feelin you, you can work that shit like aint no tomorrow. But if you make the mistake of thinkin she’s diggin you when she aint, or you ‘release the clutch’ a lil too soon, you might as well hang it up. Once a woman gets disgusted with you, its a wrap.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:43 am
‘Virgina talk ‘
seriously…. virgina talk
Im just saying some dudes dont know what the Labia is or even where the clitoris is located. First you must know that shit before you get to running your mouth about it. An you should have no fear what so ever.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:47 am
*ahem*
VA-gina talk.
Im just….. sayin.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:50 am
See….
Its just that complicated.
August 28, 2008 @ 9:51 am
August 28, 2008 @ 10:09 am
Nothin like a discussion on fat pussies to go with my morning Starbucks
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Clearly he has not consulted the Man Law MANuals from the past few… no, 20 years (I keep that on the coffee table next to the DigHop Pancake Distribution List, but I digress).
But I also think this has a weird corrlelation with the "end of the summer ass drive" - an observation that I noticed- that both men and women seem to undergo in the late summer months.
…so although Twin "can get it" on any day, the "end of the summer ass drive" seems to have people pulling out (no pun intended) all the stops.
You might have a nigga do at least two to three more flagrant man law violations before the weekend.
Be ready.
August 28, 2008 @ 10:11 am
…so although Twin "can get it" on any day, the "end of the summer ass drive" seems to have people pulling out (no pun intended) all the stops.
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So its like 30 mins before the club close…. Amazing
August 28, 2008 @ 10:19 am
So its like 30 mins before the club close…. Amazing
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But in like broad daylight.
I’ve seen it happen.
Dudes literally come up like Hollaholllahollahollahollaholla…
Women have been the same way.
I usually get no attention on the street, now I get double takes…and the ring isn’t even on yet.
I thought it was me (no BBD) until I’ve seen random niggas getting numbers in the gym the supermarket, the bus stop and setting up dates the same night.
August 28, 2008 @ 10:23 am
So now since the summer is over its like relationship time…and you know when its cold you want to get close and shit.
August 28, 2008 @ 10:27 am
Oh yeah… this is some shit I don’t mind stepping into this morning….." fat pussies and the women who own them " A special report on the nghtly news….lol.
I haven’t done the internet dating thing since the first few days of the blackplanet craze and all that did was…. nevermind. Those are stories that i will keep to myself.
We can’t really blame dude for the "fat puss" curveball he threw. When a nigga comes that crazy and out of wack with a question like that… he’s thrown it b4 and some diddly bitch caught it so now this might be his signature pitch.
Now lets talk about this "fat pussy" thing. its great for the visuals. Just like a nigga can have an ugly dick… a chick can have an ugly puss. Ain’t nothing worse than a puss with a hole and no form to it… almost like an non descript alley way on a non descript street. Fat Puss is Rodeo Drive nigga….lol. Now I don’t think I have ever asked a woman that (sober) but it does make a difference hoever slightly….
"onions make my feet stank "
August 28, 2008 @ 10:32 am
So now since the summer is over its like relationship time…and you know when its cold you want to get close and shit.
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On Friday night, women were out in their best dresses at the most bullshit clubs in Philly…you really wore that so that nigga that looks like Freeway can holla at you?
August 28, 2008 @ 10:48 am
good morning sohh-ites… i’m back… and i walk into fat pussies.. thank god, not literally.
unrelated question- this is week 2 i know myupstairs neighbor has used my washing machine. we agreed on $10 a week… no $ has been given- but i cant say they;ve done more than one - possibly two loads- so i’m not out alot (enough that they better be coming up off some $, but not enough to start kickin over chiars)
that being said…ill be damned if im required to tell you to give me my fuckin $, so how long i let this go before i have to start knocking on doors like you owe me $387.62?
August 28, 2008 @ 10:53 am
$387.62?
The .62 is timeless…because if you came at them with a bill for that amount, they’d be fucked up…since when does Jaz-O-Mat charge interest on laundry? LOL
August 28, 2008 @ 10:57 am
Damn… week 2 ??? you better start acting like you had a bill collector call you in the past year and show some f’ing courtesy…lol….. give them a month…. just cause they said $10 a week don’t mean they gotta pay you every week. They might pay you $40 a month….
August 28, 2008 @ 11:00 am
But no Vlogs about until week 3…
August 28, 2008 @ 11:01 am
im sorry ihnc- show them some courtesy? i have alundry im supposed to be doing now in MY washer and dryer that i cant. i didnt ask them if they wanted to use it, they asked me and the laundry mat isnt going to let you do laundry now, pay later… i’m not about to go up thier like gang busters… but in the same breath… i dont want to go up there two months from now like can i get my $80 and hear a sob sotry.. lets get a routine in order so its not a headache on either end is all i’m saying..
August 28, 2008 @ 11:02 am
naj- you like the vlog.. you know you like the vlog- BIG PIMPIN!!
August 28, 2008 @ 11:09 am
$387.62?
That can pay like 2 maybe 3 bills for me. Id be at they door today. I could see if it was less than $50 but $387 uhuh id be up there right now and i wouldnt be letting her use my shit no more after she paid. Bitch u don burnt ur bridge …go to the laundromat
August 28, 2008 @ 11:10 am
naj- you like the vlog.. you know you like the vlog- BIG PIMPIN!!
Yes, it is a positive motivating force within my life.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:11 am
Honestly… if they are cool enough to ask you to use it…. they are cool enough to get asked for payment. You should just ask politely " are we gonna be paying every month or weekly or bi weekly" just to get a plan intact. Thats what Judge Judy and Judge Maria always say…. verbal agreements can hold up in court becuz it sounds like that just where yo ass is heading….lol.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:12 am
Yes, it is a positive motivating force within my life.
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yes, as it should be lol
August 28, 2008 @ 11:13 am
That can pay like 2 maybe 3 bills for me. Id be at they door today. I could see if it was less than $50 but $387 uhuh id be up there right now and i wouldnt be letting her use my shit no more after she paid. Bitch u don burnt ur bridge …go to the laundromat
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sssshhhhheeeewwww !!!!
Right over Cecs head……
August 28, 2008 @ 11:13 am
Cec…she don’t owe that much…yet.
We need a plan.
I just don’t want to see her on Judge _________
on my day off like, that’s not Jaz….yeah it is… *smh*
And because of this, you have convinced me not to let my neighbor (cute as she is) to use my trimmer. I could see her using all my spool and not breakin me off for a new one.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Thats what Judge Judy and Judge Maria always say…. verbal agreements can hold up in court becuz it sounds like that just where yo ass is heading….lol.
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We were thinkin the same way, IHNC.
I had a broad pull somethin out of her hat on me when I was subleasing an apartment from her. I drew up a contract, but this broad thought because I lived in "her place", she can come and take some of my shit…
It got ugly-her dude even called me talkin tough (which was hella gay)…but her dumb ass signed the contract, so all he could do was call her a bunch of "fuckin dummys" and fall back.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:18 am
Cec…she don’t owe that much…yet.
well specify next time, i was getting angry
August 28, 2008 @ 11:18 am
umm listen mr 5 seonds from i do… i dont really care that you are still a man and whatnot… but you are no longer allowed to use the ’shes cute’ reasoning to do/give/ loan items… doesnt sound like you will.. but you treading awful close and we dont want to have to cut you sparky lol
August 28, 2008 @ 11:25 am
umm listen mr 5 seonds from i do… i dont really care that you are still a man and whatnot… but you are no longer allowed to use the ’shes cute’ reasoning to do/give/ loan items… doesnt sound like you will.. but you treading awful close and we dont want to have to cut you sparky lol
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That’s what I’m saying…I didn’t let "cute" be the factor…I used common sense from a "I can’t trust her with my shit factor"
Old Naj may have offered to actually trim the lawn for some lemonade and pink cookies in a plastic bag. But I ain’t crazy.
Imagine the scene when old girl would have brought back the trimmer with no spool and Wifey answers the door. Like I said earlier, I keep the Man Law MANual on my coffee table for such events.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:26 am
well specify next time, i was getting angry
She did though, hon…LOL
August 28, 2008 @ 11:29 am
well specify next time, i was getting angry
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R.I.F
August 28, 2008 @ 11:33 am
So………… we just had a meeting and our boss’s new boss AND his boss apparently hate all of us LOL.
No seriously. They said so LOL.
And because they dont like us, my ENTIRE TEAM is going on either a verbal or written notice today. Writtens have 30 days to improve, verbals I guess have 60.
My 3-day weekend just turned into a 4-day weekend.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:37 am
So………… we just had a meeting and our boss’s new boss AND his boss apparently hate all of us LOL.
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Name /age / occupation… everybody….lol
Now thats old school…
For reals.. what does everybody do here. Yall be referring to yall jobs on some "tommy" shit. I have an idea but weed + bills + dreams of fat pussy =loss of memory…
August 28, 2008 @ 11:37 am
Imagine the scene when old girl would have brought back the trimmer with no spool and Wifey answers the door. Like I said earlier, I keep the Man Law MANual on my coffee table for such events.
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see thats y i like you- common sense
dig- wtf?! written/verbal warnings foir WHAT exactly? how you put a whole dept on notice?!
August 28, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Cec and I work in telecom. Sales.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:43 am
And because they dont like us, my ENTIRE TEAM is going on either a verbal or written notice today. Writtens have 30 days to improve, verbals I guess have 60.
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I’m a need that nigga to not come in the job like Kool Moe Dee in the Wild Wild West video…for real.
On some "new sheriff in town" bullshit (no Reggie Hammond)
August 28, 2008 @ 11:43 am
But IS it fat dig?
Woooooow.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:47 am
and we are back to imprtant shit- thanks willy… i think we lost focus
August 28, 2008 @ 11:47 am
And who here watches Weeds?
I got a rant.
August 28, 2008 @ 11:51 am
Willy
Im feelin real "rebel in waist high hooker boots" right now, so dont start no shit
August 28, 2008 @ 11:51 am
‘I think we lost focus’
August 28, 2008 @ 11:59 am
LMAO @ this man on cheaters talking about his expirence post catching his girl ho=ing it up
"ehy, since she been gone, i’ve been having fun! swimming in snowbunnies- its like an avalanche, you know? lblond ones, red heads, bunette ones- even the freaky ones with purple and blue hair- hey i like purple and blue!! thye like to feel on me, and IIII like to feel on them!"
August 28, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
i do think that after this run out of town… i have to get cable again. i saw an ad last night for the second season of the starter wife… smh.. and i watched work for diddr (so thats who that ho cec posted the other day was) .. and got to see project runway….they are going to pull me back in…smh…
August 28, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
thye like to feel on me, and IIII like to feel on them!"
Man that show is pure comedy… It make dallas seem like a circus town… Now muthafukkas looking for dark tinted trucks and shit…soon as a light shines niggas get scared.
August 28, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
comment by persia :
August 28, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
i do think that after this run out of town… i have to get cable again.
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I don’t know how you can do it w/o cable but I’ve been microwave free for about 6 months so I can’t talk shit….
August 28, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
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Now muthafukkas looking for dark tinted trucks and shit…soon as a light shines niggas get scared
August 28, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
For real….
Them folks at Cheaters are working double time to catch people… AN you would think that folks wouldnt want they shit out there like that…But Nope
Cheaters will call your place of work and get everybody in on catching your ass… So my thing is those folks that get caught must be some assholes for everybody to get together to get them caught up… That fool Joey Greco is the most hated man in Dallas since J.R. Ewing.
August 28, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
‘That fool Joey Greco is the most hated man in Dallas since J.R. Ewing.’
What kills me is when HE starts taking the shit personally like he’s the one being cheated on.
August 28, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
What kills me is when HE starts taking the shit personally like he’s the one being cheated on.
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Yeah but he didnt do that shit when that guy stabed his ass.
Or the other one when dude pulled out his heat…Man that camera did the quickest U-Turn in TV history.
August 28, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
this is for my new boss bob mcarthy….nigga dont show up in muthafucking Walmart.
August 28, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
other one when dude pulled out his heat…Man that camera
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the man in the black corvette at the swinger party- that was the espoide i was watching!!!
ihnc- cable free wasnt that bad- but microwave? seriously? no no nah naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
August 28, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
cec, you still ready to ride out in a monster truck over a muthafucka
August 28, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
Im wit u dawg.
ankles < shopping cart
August 28, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
Them niggas put me on 30 days, but i got a trick for the ass… IM MAD!
August 28, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
can you guys beilive its only been 10 years of happiness and joy with maury povich? i’m watching his update show going "aaawwwwwwwwww.. i remember that whorin ass trick and all those men she tested!! i’m glad she finally found her real baby daddy!"
August 28, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
When it takes you over 5 dudes to find the father of your child… Isnt it just better to be a single parent and tell the kid his daddy died in the war.
August 28, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
cec, you still ready to ride out in a monster truck over a muthafucka
yep! but i have figured out how to get off my 30 days and fuck them at the same time and i walk out fucking happy
August 28, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
Ooooooooh Shit….
Latarian (the SUV bandit) interview…
OMFG!!!!
And it’s La-tar-ian not La-tear-ian.
August 28, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
Lil nigga said he likes gospel music.
Jesus be a low-jack.
August 28, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Yeah Juan Epstein had him on..
He is audacity in a chunky kid’s body.
August 28, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
Jesus be a low-jack.
ok what is it with you wanting jesus to be all these weird things
August 28, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
ihnc- cable free wasnt that bad- but microwave? seriously? no no nah naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Call it a case of TMI…. I noticed the spike in cancer in conjunction to the creation of the microwave ( lesser developed countries have a very low cancer/heart disease rate) and decided that the risk of having a softball sized lump somewhere up in my body isn’t worth the risk of heating up food… aluminum foil and the oven does me good….
August 28, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
who is laterian?
cec- you hit your mark- get off the lil trial period… all the while looking for another job… when they give you the ‘high five celebratory cake and ballons’ give them your resgination. if you can get your whole dept to sign on- turn the dept around to thier specs then all bounce, thats even better
August 28, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
aluminum foil and the oven does me good….
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ok, but are you recycling the aluminum foil? we have an enviroment to save
unrealted… why does bill cosby alwasy wear dark glasses now?
August 28, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
ok, but are you recycling the aluminum foil? we have an enviroment to save
unrealted… why does bill cosby alwasy wear dark glasses now?
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Fuck the environment… I’m tryna live son !!!
But I do recycle as much as I can…. they make us .
August 28, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
I think he has glaucoma.
August 28, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
And as a testament to always giving somebody a chance… I am digging Solange now… from worst to first in my book. She’s on the radio and for some reason, I’m feeling her… don’t know why….
And the album ain’t half bad from the 4 or 5 joints that I’ve heard.
August 28, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
comment by dig :
August 28, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
I think he has glaucoma.
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He’s high on that ooo weee……
Kills two birds with one stone…
He shoulda started getting high earlier though… weed stops glaucoma….
August 28, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
OMG!!! *dead* @ "I don’t wanna see your dick unless I WANNA SEE YOUR DICK!!" Damn dawg I feel you on this shit!
Why IN THE FUCK do men email you pictures of their dicks?? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? Gurl I have SO many dicks in my yahoo email account its not even funny! Gurl then this one dude had the nerve to send me a pic of this otha chick suckin his dick and her nuttin on his face! WTF!!!
I don’t wanna phone bone, IM bone, myspace bone, NONE of that shit! I don’t need to make e-love with nary nigga!
What it is is that dudes are so used to chicks layin it all down online so they think they can come at chicks like that all the time.
Again..WTF is a picture of your dick gonna do for me? Why do you wanna know if the pussy gets REAL wet? Can you disprove me if I say it does online? Is there some sort of way you can leer through the monitor and be certain? GTFOH!!!
August 28, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
cec- you hit your mark- get off the lil trial period… all the while looking for another job… when they give you the ‘high five celebratory cake and ballons’ give them your resgination. if you can get your whole dept to sign on- turn the dept around to thier specs then all bounce, thats even better
thats why i luv u P- truss. that the plan. Soon as they be like i knew u could do it ima be like yep and u know what else i can do….quit muthafuckas. now run me my money and here is your laptop and garage pass
August 28, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
haze- you aint been e-dickked down right yet… girl jsut you wait until you do… and once you do…..
..well…
err.. ummm.. yeah nothing.. cause there is no such thing as getting properly fucked virtually. so nevermind lol
August 28, 2008 @ 3:23 pm
now run me my money and here is your laptop and garage pass
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F dat, I aint givin the garage pass back. Come get it nigga, LOL
August 28, 2008 @ 3:23 pm
REALLY?
See below.
http://jezebel.com/5042188/high-heels-will-give-you-a-tighter-vagina-better-orgasms-according-to-tyra
New episodes of Tyra have been trickling in despite the fact that the official premiere of the show’s fourth season isn’t until September 8. Yesterday TyTy discussed sex tips and trends from around the world. An audience member asked a question about how she can get her vagina back to the way it used to be before she had her baby. (If you listen closely in the clip, the woman says she has an "8-month-year-old."
So Tyra turns to some random woman from Italy to answer the question. The woman’s answer? High-heels. Apparently doctors there say that high heels help you have a tighter vagina and better orgasms. Who’s this lady’s doctor? Benny Hill? Clip above.
August 28, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
’cause there is no such thing as getting properly fucked virtually.’
This is a lie.
August 28, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOO Jas! LOL
Now don’t get me wrong…I done phone boned before…of course! Has an internet conversation got a lil steamy…well YEAH! But to just randomly hop on the IM and start tellin a nigga the depth, smell and width of my juicebox just ain’t happenin!
Dig surely excersised decorum on this one…I’da went right for the jugular…
August 28, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
err.. ummm.. yeah nothing.. cause there is no such thing as getting properly fucked virtually. so nevermind lol
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If Woody Allen ain’t do a movie on it, it don’t exist, LOL
August 28, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
@Naj
She ain’t gotta wear no high heels to get her coochie back from Loose Booty-ville, LOL
All she needs to do is Kegel exercises, like 500-1,000 per day for like a month straight…that joint will be tighter than her asshole (if she ain’t gettin the dooky love)
August 28, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
This is a lie.
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yous a lie.
listen i’ve had my share of text/ im/ phone sex and i’m not for one second knocking it… i AM saying that that ‘cant walk the next day, damn it nucca i’m not getting the rag- YOU get the rag, f it just share that day old half a bottle of water, dick so good my leg fell asleep, hand print still on my ass the next day’ dick virtually.
thats all i’m sayin…
August 28, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
But the point is, you gotta get "there" with a person before it has that effect. Once you get "there" nigga we can have sex via smoke signals LOL. Before that, that shit is just unattractive. Youve automatically reduced yourself to a dick - in more ways than one.
August 28, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
@Naj
She ain’t gotta wear no high heels to get her coochie back from Loose Booty-ville, LOL
All she needs to do is Kegel exercises, like 500-1,000 per day for like a month straight…that joint will be tighter than her asshole (if she ain’t gettin the dooky love)
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I know Hazey… I paid attention in the Child Birth classes…
God bless the Kegel and the exercises he created.
However this episode will have sluts wearing stilettos to the grocery store.
August 28, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
‘yous a lie.’
No, yous a lie!
August 28, 2008 @ 3:39 pm
willy you may be a blog god- but when you figure out the virtual ass smack- PLEASE let me know lol
August 28, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
Virtual ass smack can be achieved, but only in conjunction with the telephone…..
….um…so I heard, LOL
August 28, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
Virtual ass smack can be achieved, but only in conjunction with the telephone…..
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I think everyone’s "ass stats" would be inflated like the steroid era.
I would have also gotten an STD from Black planet though, LOL
August 28, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
I’m just gonna self-censor myself this ONE time.