When hip hop comes under attack… they should pan crowds at the hip hop shows and see how hip hop bridges gaps…. republicans and democrats and drunks and potheads blacks and whites and asians and Ny’ers and Ohioans and Floridians and afros and slopes and mohawks…. all singing along to ONE melody they all agreed is the shit. You don’t see that type of stuff at any other event. I went to Rock Da Bells and its never ceases to amaze me when you got redhead white boys singing along to Dead Prez “The white house is the rockhouse and uncle sam is the number one pusha man”…. or when you got a european FAMILY ( yes mother, gray haired father and both kids) singing along with Biz… “you… you got what I neeeed”….
And at the expense of NAS’ grestest fan, William Joseph Simmons, I will fall back on the critique…lol.
I brought my truck back yesterday and it was bittersweet to say the least. This economy leaves no room for foolishness so I had to buck up and walk up out that bitch and dumbdown my vehicular profile. Even as the salesmen where willing to knock 7K off that Tahoe. I came in a nigger and walked out a better man…lol. Everyday a lil bit more of nigger falls off…. thats progress.
But its damn hard getting anything out here playing the nice guy so I always feels I have to be a nigger. Niggers get what they want and usually when I get into nigger mode… i usually get what I want. My homegirl bought a car and its fucking up on her. The dealership keeps on giving her the runaround. Her man is a square ass nigga that don’t know any better so I gotta play “captain save a ho”… but this will not be a recurring role. So I basically threaten the dealer dude by saying the bullshit 6 or 7 hundred dollars that it would take to fix her car would pale in comparison to the 40 or 45 broken windows that he will have to repair if her car isn’t fixed. I told him we can roll the dice on that threat if he wants because this won’t be the last visit.. That was Friday… she got her car back yesterday all ready to go. THEY CALL US N.IG.G.E.R !!!!!!
Last week I was in DC , I goes to the supermarket with shorty and there are two fat people outside the spot selling krispy kreme donuts on behalf of their church….lol. So I takes a step back and look at shorty and ask “is this serious”. I am thinking there are hidden cameras or that this is some practical joke. The woman is sitting there with an amputated leg, a box of kripy kreme donuts and she is selling it for her church !!!! So you want me to give you money for some gotdamn donuts…. so I can get fat and lopsided like you….. on the behalf of your church ???? ….. praise the motherfucking lord !!!!!!
And then we walks up in the supermarket and then they have this fucking self checkout line. 2 self check out registers being overseen by one employee. It took us about 10 minutes to check out 10 items…lol…. the regular line next to us took care of about 3 or 4 customers while we were doing our own shit. Common sense would tell us that that one employee overseeing us being retarded at the self checkout, could have probably checked out 4 or 5 people by the time both we were done. This is not like the EZ Pass lane…. its not like you just walk thru and it calculates all your shit… that would be EZ… that would be EXPRESS… I haven’t learned any skill in bagging and scanning… i must have missed that class. Let the fucking buyers buy and let the gotdam baggers bag. That shit wouldn’t last 1 day up here. I can’t picture standing on a line and waiting for some clown to bag and scan his own shit…. not if he was doing it like I was….. imagine waiting for that EBT card carrier to self check her shit…….
Women… yall got to do something about these skinny jeans….. S.K.I.N.N.Y …. that means if you don’t fit that profile, you shouldn’t be wearing them. Now I love a thicky. But thickies need to wear T.H.I.C.K.Y jeans… not S.K.I.N.N.Y jeans. I don’t mind when you leave lil bit to my imagination…. fuck that… leave that belly to everyone imagination. Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil kangaroo pouch but… who the fuck am I kidding… there is something wrong with that pouch. The reason why you got the fucking pouch is because niggers with no sexual morals been co-signing that shit… fuck that… no more co-signs. Work that shit out or wear a girdle. Pouches,Rolls, bellies, hairy cooches and curved penis’ should be handled in the privacy of your own home.
But niggas ain’t gonna turn you down so do what you do boo….
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August 5, 2008 @ 7:27 am
good morning everyone
August 5, 2008 @ 8:18 am
Morning- I’m sore and tired, but I’m back
IHNC- are you still coming through this weekend?
August 5, 2008 @ 8:38 am
IHNC…you did the right thing by not taking the truck.
They will knock off that $7000 but you’ll pay that right back to the gas station before the year’s out
My Uncle commutes to San Fran everyday from Oakland (so you know the gas is crazy there), and he told me he paid $200 a week to fill up the truck…
So he traded it in for a Malibu instead (yeah it took his OG points down, but you can’t be too OG when you spend a mortgage check on gas).
Hell, I wanted a big ass sedan after the wedding but I’m not so sure. Shit, I could go for a Mini Cooper right now…
August 5, 2008 @ 8:41 am
I want a Smart car…
but the payments would be a tad out of my league brand new.
Or an Alfa Mi.To
August 5, 2008 @ 8:46 am
Ok im not hating cause i think she has come a long way and i respect her as an artist…but im sick of hearing and seeing Rihanna. She need to fall off like i asked Usher to do ..just for a little while.
August 5, 2008 @ 8:48 am
I was thinking of downgrading my car to the the car Steve Urkel was driving…and i drive a Mitsubishi Lancer. Its already a small car
August 5, 2008 @ 8:53 am
I’m feelin that Keri Hilson right now.
She looks fine as fuuuuck in that video of hers.
August 5, 2008 @ 8:55 am
@Jaeda…
Yes… I’ll be out there Thursday to Saturday morning… I wanted to stay until Sunday but my mother is spearheading the first Haitian family reunion known to man on Saturday so I have to be back for that…..
I wish I woulda made it out there last weekend for the festivals though….
@Naj…
Yeah but I still got some nigga left in me when it comes to cars. Honestly… the whole truck was a tax write off… from the gas to the payments but I still had to pay for that shit. I had it for 4 years and I didn’t drive as much the first 2 years but this year I felt it. I feel like a lower case g in the Honda Accord but I’d rather have the "G’s" in the account while I keep the "g" in the street…lol.
August 5, 2008 @ 8:56 am
I would LOVE a Mini Coop…they’re so cute, and gas is 1.28 per litre here, so every bit helps.
August 5, 2008 @ 8:59 am
She looks fine as fuuuuck in that video of hers.
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oohhhh…. thats a bad bitch…… creeping in my top 10 quite rapidly.
106 and Park did it for me….
One thing that I will have to work on are those lil hybrids. I can’t stand them. I’d rather take the train than pay all that money for an egg on wheels. I can’t stand a small car. I’ll rock with one if I have to but I can’t walk into a dealership and honestly think of buying one…. still trying to shake that nigga outta me….
August 5, 2008 @ 8:59 am
IHNC -
You need some.
August 5, 2008 @ 8:59 am
comment by jaedalaurez :
August 5, 2008 @ 8:56 am
I would LOVE a Mini Coop…they’re so cute, and gas is 1.28 per litre here, so every bit helps.
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please translate to metric please…lol…
August 5, 2008 @ 9:01 am
‘please translate to metric please’
August 5, 2008 @ 9:02 am
IHNC - You need some.
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Who doesn’t nowadays.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:04 am
well, if you are down and not TOO busy
, we can do drinks or something. I’m in Scarborough.
And I promise to keep my kangaroo pouch under wraps.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:05 am
Thats why the fucking world hates us… we gotta be the big oddball using the metric system…..
August 5, 2008 @ 9:10 am
Keri Hilson was bad in the Timbo video last year…
She was BAD in the Lloyd Banks video that nobody paid attention to a couple of years back…
August 5, 2008 @ 9:14 am
I never saw that Timbo video…
She was in a Lloyd video?
And was his hair prettier than hers in it?
I had no clue what this broad looked like until I was watchin MTV the other day and her video came on…
Sweet Baby Jesus she’s doin some thangs.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:14 am
1.28 x 3.78= 4.83 a gallon.
I feel like I’m on an episode of 3-2-1 Contact…
And that’s why I stayed on my side of the border a couple of weeks ago…no wonder niggas is fakin asthma attacks, LOL
August 5, 2008 @ 9:15 am
Nah Willy… Lloyd Banks. The song is called "Help" and he even did a video for it. It happened when we were all on SOHH debating the validity of JT’s blackness, and Janet’s ability to make another flop album…remember?
And oh…Ding!
August 5, 2008 @ 9:18 am
‘Nah Willy… Lloyd Banks.’
For some reason…I forgot he existed.
My Bad.
I don’t remember that song at all.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:18 am
She was in Two Timbaland videos…because one wasn’t enough…
August 5, 2008 @ 9:19 am
1.28 x 3.78= 4.83 a gallon.
well, if you are down and not TOO busy , we can do drinks or something. I’m in Scarborough.
And I promise to keep my kangaroo pouch under wraps.
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That must be that new math…lol
Imma try but that pit bull in a skirt ain’t co-signing me seeing another woman on her time…pouch or not…..lol…..
Scarborough huh …. I’ll be in York or east york… or north york… whatever yalls call it..
I’ll be up there again at the end of September for work so you can let your pouch breathe untill then maybe…lol
P.S. I hope yall ladies don’t take that pouch reference to heart…I was just ranting…. every nigga up on this board has had pouches between their sheets.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:20 am
The only video I remember from that album is that damn One Republic shit.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:26 am
P.S. I hope yall ladies don’t take that pouch reference to heart…I was just ranting…. every nigga up on this board has had pouches between their sheets
It didnt bother me one bit. I pride myself on dressing like i got some class and sense. Everything aint for me to be wearing so…Pouch or not i still look good.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:28 am
Nah Willy… Lloyd Banks. The song is called "Help" and he even did a video for it. It happened when we were all on SOHH debating the validity of JT’s blackness, and Janet’s ability to make another flop album…remember?
And oh…Ding!
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THAT WAS HER ????
And I don’t know who is co-singing lloyd letting his hair down. As if the nigga isn’t sweet enough, they gotta oil the nigga and let his perm flow…lol.
He might run into the wrong motherfucker on a drunk night….
August 5, 2008 @ 9:30 am
It didnt bother me one bit. I pride myself on dressing like i got some class and sense. Everything aint for me to be wearing so…Pouch or not i still look good.
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*Gives Tyra Banks show audience clap*
August 5, 2008 @ 9:32 am
It’s down from where it was…it got to 1.36 at one point this summer and the entire province was like
, ready to ride on Esso.
lmao- I’ll email you my number and we can just meet up for a drink. In a very public place. You can tell her I’m married. Or lesbian. Or that I just hate men at this point
North York isn’t that far from me.
Don’t worry- it’s all good- my eyes were traumatized by the end of the parade….self esteem is a beautiful thing, but playing mas ain’t for everybody and their mama, and there were more than a few mamas on the road.
For every chick who kept it 100, there were at least 5 next to her that made you cry out for 
I think I’m doing it next year though- I’ve been conscripted. 
August 5, 2008 @ 9:32 am
THAT WAS HER ????
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And Willy…
Keri’s videos w/ Timbaland are worth watching.
One is with Nicole SZEREVRGGERBSE from PCD…
August 5, 2008 @ 9:34 am
One is with Nicole SZEREVRGGERBSE from PCD…
August 5, 2008 @ 9:39 am
Thanks Naj * takes a bow*
August 5, 2008 @ 9:39 am
Oh snap…
now that you mention that song…
I have seen like 10 seconds of that video.
But I don’t like that song so I wasn’t paying much attention to it.
Nicole…
‘He might run into the wrong motherfucker on a drunk night….’
Excuse me miss…
oh wait a damn minute!!!
August 5, 2008 @ 9:40 am
One is with Nicole SZEREVRGGERBSE from PCD
im mad about the spelling
August 5, 2008 @ 9:46 am
Whats up people… I see things are on the economic side today…
August 5, 2008 @ 9:49 am
‘I see things are on the economic side today…’
You SUPPLY me with Nicole and I will DEMAND she has my baby.
August 5, 2008 @ 9:50 am
‘One is with Nicole SZEREVRGGERBSE from PCD’
*smh*
August 5, 2008 @ 9:51 am
Yeah Nicole could really get it….
August 5, 2008 @ 10:11 am
am i the only one that noticed that weebie and trina have the same voice, delivery and flow, weebies just an ovtave higher? if you just have it on in the background- one could be easily fooled…
August 5, 2008 @ 10:18 am
I’m kinda warm on Nicole. She is a bad bitch but she doesn’t have that "umph". She looks like she is a lousy hump. And with that ladies and gentlemen… I give you my hump list 2008 off the top…
good humps….
Kerry Washington
Kelis
Rihanna
The "I kissed a girl" chick
Ciara
Monique
The big lipped chick off of GIRLFRIENDS
Britney Spears
Cassie
Raven Simone
Foxxy Brown
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan mother
Shar jackson
Serena Williams
Fantasia
Michelle Obama
bad humps……
Lauren London
Nicole scwarzenigger
Alicia Keys
Lil Kim
Megan Good
Gabriell Union
Lindsay Lohan
Megan Fox
Hillary Clinton
Free
Tela tiquila
August 5, 2008 @ 10:20 am
Oh yeah…new sports crush
Allyson Felix… This is my gold medal crush right here.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:29 am
‘She is a bad bitch but she doesn’t have that “umph”.’
This nigga is delusional.
Amy Winehouse??
Not EVEN.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:33 am
I dont know about the AKeys ole girl body does something to me… As fas as I can see its all good.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:36 am
comment by willyjsimmons :
August 5, 2008 @ 10:29 am
‘She is a bad bitch but she doesn’t have that “umph”.’
This nigga is delusional
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She is a pretty chick and all that but that don’t mean she is satisfy you in the sack. I never even heard this bitch speak b4…lol. Just cuz a chick is cute don’t mean that she is gonna please you in bed… same goes for niggas… I am pretty sure that the ladies can co-sign that one.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:37 am
Alicia’s all good except for the yellin, I mean singin.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:39 am
August 5, 2008 @ 10:39 am
comment by cjp :
August 5, 2008 @ 10:33 am
I dont know about the AKeys ole girl body does something to me… As fas as I can see its all good.
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i’m not talking about looks… I am talking about "aura". Take Dr. Ruth for instance…. she ain’t a pretty chick but I bet you she would fuck your socks off…lol. Some women just give off an aura of sexuality and I don’t get that from Alicia or Nicole. I call it the KELLY ROWLAND syndrome ( one day we will agree on something WILLY… if he is BATMAN I gotta be the JOKER…lol).
August 5, 2008 @ 10:43 am
I put AMY down because she is a crackhead… smoking crack increases your head game according to a recent study from the Crack Institute of America…
It also increases your libido so although you might have to do crack also to stand the sight of her, you prolly will be back for a remix…lol….
August 5, 2008 @ 10:44 am
Bang an old broad with killer head is one thing…
Amy Winehouse is the crackhead’s crackhead.
How are you gonna look if you stick your dick in her mouth and half her teeth fall out.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:44 am
Unfortunately, I must co-sign this statement…both my husband and ex are "acquired tastes"
, but damn if they can’t work it out…meanwhile the pretty nigga I was with before the hubby had me like "I wonder if I’ll still be able to catch the Wegmans deli before it closes…" 
August 5, 2008 @ 10:46 am
’smoking crack increases your head game according to a recent study from the Crack Institute of America…’
**looks at persia**
I’m going to ignore this study.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:48 am
‘both my husband and ex are “acquired tastes”‘
But were they crackheads with skin diseases?
Fuck a head game…
lemme know crackheads with skin diseases get to fuck.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:51 am
‘"I wonder if I’ll still be able to catch the Wegmans deli before it closes…" ‘
*sigh*
I never realized how much I missed Wegmans til I went to one yesterday….
August 5, 2008 @ 10:52 am
Willy, I do not appreciate that pic of Amy Winehouse in the middle of my turkey sandwich.
Just thought I would let you know.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:54 am
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Fuck a head game…
lemme know crackheads with skin diseases get to fuck.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:54 am
i’m not talking about looks… I am talking about "aura". Take Dr. Ruth for instance…. she ain’t a pretty chick but I bet you she would fuck your socks off…lol.
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I see where you going with this… but I might have to catch a bad one on AKEYS…I think she knows what to do in the sack. Megan Good not so much…. For fuckability sake Ive found that its the ones in the back that gives the best bang for your buck.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:54 am
@dig
All this shit we’re talkin…
the only thing you care about is wegmans.
You just can’t let go of that midget touchin your booty can you?
August 5, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Just cuz a chick is cute don’t mean that she is gonna please you in bed… same goes for niggas… I am pretty sure that the ladies can co-sign that one.
okay- snaps in z formation
Jaeda- Yea i remember sleeping with a guy that i called myself crushing on since my early teen days. We fucking and im thinking- damn i need to go Wegmans tro and get some more hamburger meat- oh i might make spaghetti tro nite….he was fucking horrible
August 5, 2008 @ 10:56 am
‘ Megan Good not so much…. ‘
I beg to differ. Megan Good looks like a nasty bitch but she also looks like a nasty bitch
Willy - Im sayin….. they closed the one by my house earlier this year and I havent been in one since…. you obviously know nothing of the force that is Wegmans LOL
August 5, 2008 @ 10:58 am
See aint nothing like some meat samples to make people get all nostalgic
August 5, 2008 @ 10:58 am
‘We fucking and im thinking- damn i need to go Wegmans tro and get some more hamburger meat- oh i might make spaghetti tro nite…’
See Willy. Niggas is fuckin and they thinkin bout Wegmans. She coulda been thinking Burger King or some shit, but no, Wegmans.
August 5, 2008 @ 10:58 am
someone please inform me what the fuck i have to do with amy winehouse, crackheads, skin disease and good head.. fuckin bastards.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:00 am
‘you obviously know nothing of the force that is Wegmans’
Circus comes every year.
You’re good.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:00 am
I beg to differ. Megan Good looks like a nasty bitch but she also looks like a nasty bitch
I dont know… She might get far but not all the way past the goalie. I can hear a "hold up" coming from her.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:01 am
Eb, until you have been to the travesty they call a supermarket up here, you just don’t know…I found ONE Wegmans quality joint up here…rest of those places have you scared to bring home anything that’s not frozen.
cec, isn’t it horrible- and he had the nerve to be all sweaty, like he really put in work…I’m dry like I dipped my body in Degree, and he’s breathing like he just ran the Boston Marathon, talking about "whooooo…"
August 5, 2008 @ 11:02 am
‘ Megan Good not so much…. ‘
Im so sick of hearing Meagan Goodes name mentioned- she just look fake to me and i agree she look like a nasty bitch thats a basty bitch
August 5, 2008 @ 11:03 am
‘I can hear a "hold up" coming from her.’
*thinking*
Hell nah.
I’d bet money.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:06 am
idk… megan (to me) looks like a built for porn chick, but one of the ones that can deep throat 3 justins at once, but cries foul off 1 mr marcus from the back… you know the kind…
August 5, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Sometimes you need an ugly broad to fuck the crap outta you…however the consequences that occur in the morning (or even when it’s in process)…
an ugly girl makin fuck faces
=
wagering all your money in final Jeopardy and forgetting to put the answer in the form of a question.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Megan Good aint on no EXTRA… I just dont see it.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:08 am
Jaeda- Yea i remember sleeping with a guy that i called myself crushing on since my early teen days. We fucking and im thinking- damn i need to go Wegmans tro and get some more hamburger meat- oh i might make spaghetti tro nite….he was fucking horrible
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It is WEGMANS after all though.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:12 am
someone please inform me what the fuck i have to do with amy winehouse, crackheads, skin disease and good head.. fuckin bastards.
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Check your curtains son….
they alone will tell the tall tale….lol.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:14 am
now i’m a fuckin crackhead? or relatable to amy fuckin winehouse becuase of my curtians? seriously?
(we on day 2 of no nicotine, day 3 of pms and i’m dealing with some fucked up family shit- explaining in small words is in your best interests today)
August 5, 2008 @ 11:16 am
‘Check your curtains son….
they alone will tell the tall tale’
August 5, 2008 @ 11:16 am
Sometimes you need an ugly broad to fuck the crap outta you…however the consequences that occur in the morning (or even when it’s in process)…
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Once you get that your whole perspective of sex changes… That lets you know that the cute chick doesnt have to work to hard or just dont because…Well Because.
And the ugly chick overcompensates like a muthafukka… Its such a beautiful thing.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:18 am
Listen as a light skinned nigga that could be considered a "pretty nigga on a good day…I have not always turned in a great performance. So if a pretty woman was wack…and there was an opportunity for another round, then I’m gonna accept the coupon, dammit.
Megan can get two free throws, she’s not in the penalty.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Megan looks the part but she is one of those that will leave you high and dry. Chicks think a nigga is just supposed to look at them and stay ready as if they ain’t got better at home….
An average or ugly broad will work for her climax… the rest of these bitches just think they are entitled.
But when you look good and you can blow the viens out a nigga……GOTDAMN… thats when your STALKABILTY rating goes thru the roof….
August 5, 2008 @ 11:21 am
An average or ugly broad will work for her climax… the rest of these bitches just think they are entitled.
But when you look good and you can blow the viens out a nigga……GOTDAMN… thats when your STALKABILTY rating goes thru the roof….
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AMEN….
August 5, 2008 @ 11:21 am
@Persia
Chillax…
The comment about ignoring ihadno’s study from the crackhead institute was a riff on you ignoring that study about black fathers.
Go smoke a cig and get right.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:22 am
(we on day 2 of no nicotine, day 3 of pms and i’m dealing with some fucked up family shit- explaining in small words is in your best interests today)
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Seems like you need a penis to clean all that shit up… once again… refer to your curtains…lol…
here is a lil didy for you to feel better…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML_QydtOae8
August 5, 2008 @ 11:24 am
Sounds of Blackness and Penis and curtains used together…a first.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Go smoke a cig and get right.
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No persia … don’t do it….
Imma need you to look good in about 10 years or so… imma need a nice healthy crop when i am 40…
August 5, 2008 @ 11:25 am
omment by naj :
August 5, 2008 @ 11:24 am
Sounds of Blackness and Penis and curtains used together…a first.
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gotta be optimistic…..
August 5, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Go smoke a cig and get right.
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so you are trying to kill me is what you are saying?!
August 5, 2008 @ 11:26 am
And my head is always pointed to the sky…..
August 5, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Yall going straight to hell…. Damn shame
August 5, 2008 @ 11:29 am
’so you are trying to kill me is what you are saying?!’
August 5, 2008 @ 11:31 am
‘idk… megan (to me) looks like a built for porn chick, but one of the ones that can deep throat 3 justins at once, but cries foul off 1 mr marcus from the back… you know the kind…’
Let me restate: Megan Good does NOT look like she has good pussy. But to me she looks like a head monster and like all the dudes on her block would talk about her cause she let them do anything they want and she does anything they want her to. Which again, does NOT imply GP but she just seems nasty. Both in practice and in the sense that you might need a shot after, LOL.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:36 am
Let me restate: Megan Good does NOT look like she has good pussy. But to me she looks like a head monster and like all the dudes on her block would talk about her cause she let them do anything they want and she does anything they want her to. Which again, does NOT imply GP but she just seems nasty. Both in practice and in the sense that you might need a shot after, LOL.
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agreed
willy-
choke on a corn husk
ihnc- crop tho? damn, you cultivating pussy crops 10+ years in advance now? wow.. must have had a bad harvest one year huh?
August 5, 2008 @ 11:37 am
I still dont see it… she looks more like the chick that would give you the run around.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:38 am
and you KNOW we cant watch youtubes
August 5, 2008 @ 11:39 am
August 5, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Yall going straight to hell…. Damn shame
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I bet the women with the best sex are in hell… because they damn sure ain’t in heaven
I’m going wherever Rick James is at….lol.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:41 am
cjp- she would give YOU the run around
nah, for real.. i think properly motivated even me, dig, cec and jae could get a head marathon without much work.. the girl would def do somethin strange for a lil (maybe none) change… i’m jsut saying..i agree whole heartedly that shes been passed around a few hoods
August 5, 2008 @ 11:42 am
comment by cjp :
August 5, 2008 @ 11:37 am
I still dont see it… she looks more like the chick that would give you the run around.
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But with Hollywood types, you can’t be sure. Some folks are well trained. You can’t appear to be a slut and secure decent movie roles. Then she ends up doing all the movies alongside A.J. Johnson and that chunky nigga from "Lean on Me"
August 5, 2008 @ 11:43 am
I bet the women with the best sex are in hell… because they damn sure ain’t in heaven
I’m going wherever Rick James is at….lol.
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Hell naw… you think heaven is gonna lose all that fun. Man Rick James is up there right now sitting on a couch with mud on his boots….
August 5, 2008 @ 11:43 am
I bet the women with the best sex are in rochester… because they damn sure ain’t in heaven
I’m going wherever Rick James is at….lol.
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fixed!! because this place is damn sure hell!
August 5, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Then she ends up doing all the movies alongside A.J. Johnson and that chunky nigga from "Lean on Me"
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Yeah I hear ya…
August 5, 2008 @ 11:45 am
The true test back in the day would be to see which chicks knew all the words to "Put it in Your Mouth" on the dance floor. Even the Megans of your college campus would recite them shits line for line.
God bless Akynele.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:47 am
I bet the women with the best sex are in rochester… because they damn sure ain’t in heaven
I’m going wherever Rick James is at….lol.
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P…they right at the Wal-Mart, accosting guys from outta town, LOL
August 5, 2008 @ 11:47 am
i think properly motivated even me, dig, cec and jae could get a head marathon without much work..
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ANYBODY properly motivated would do what ever you wanted… Im just talking off top. An I dont think any one of yall need that much motivation…
August 5, 2008 @ 11:47 am
ihnc- crop tho? damn, you cultivating pussy crops 10+ years in advance now? wow.. must have had a bad harvest one year huh?
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NAH… Imma just need my black sisters to stay right so i won’t have to go WHITE when i hit 40…lol.
yall looking crazy out there… white bitches getting big booties and they already got the credit…. smoking makes black crack so after that….. its the sex party circuit and a collection of dildos for self pleasure…
I’m trying to keep your curtains dirty baby… stay with me…lol.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:49 am
naj- you got accosted!?!?!!?
August 5, 2008 @ 11:50 am
ihnc- i’m not black, so you still jumpin ship.. but i see your point
August 5, 2008 @ 11:52 am
Hell naw… you think heaven is gonna lose all that fun. Man Rick James is up there right now sitting on a couch with mud on his boots….
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Jehovah ain’t having that shit…… mud on his white carpet…nah…. no boots past the arches… its all jesus sandals (by Old Navy of course).
But Hades knows how to party. VIP rooms…bottle specials….. stripper poles and all the food is spicy….lol. Niggas gotta fuck with their boots on because the floor is so hot….
If Ricky is up in heaven he is leading the church choir with a low cut ceasar…. no hair past the neckline up in heaven unless you are on of Jesus’ disciples.
You know Ricky ain’t having that…..
August 5, 2008 @ 11:53 am
P- Nah… but I did get an extra long look from the chick over at the seafood counter. I only went there for some change for the tolls and left.
IHNC has to go twice for me…he has his mission.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:55 am
comment by persia :
August 5, 2008 @ 11:50 am
ihnc- i’m not black, so you still jumpin ship.. but i see your point
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You not black ???
I gotta hear this one…lol..
WHY ARE YOU NOT BLACK ?
I thought you were mixed….
August 5, 2008 @ 11:57 am
‘ihnc- i’m not black, so you still jumpin ship.. but i see your point’
Yeah you are
But I know what you meant.
August 5, 2008 @ 11:58 am
comment by naj :
August 5, 2008 @ 11:53 am
P- Nah… but I did get an extra long look from the chick over at the seafood counter. I only went there for some change for the tolls and left.
IHNC has to go twice for me…he has his mission.
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Don’t fuck with women who work with seafood….
They have a built in excuse for why their cooch ain’t fresh….lol….
just got a text from Hades assistant….she said Ol Dirty Bastard is performing next week
August 5, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Yeah you are
But I know what you meant.
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Oh.. okay…. cuz I was about to send her a carton of them shits… lol….
August 5, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
just got a text from Hades assistant….she said Ol Dirty Bastard is performing next week
Damn shame…
August 5, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
i am mixed.. lets not get into that argument.. my definition of ethinicity will not change…
August 5, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
IHNC… she was buying something from the counter-and while she was waiting she saw me come in and gave me the once-over
As I left out like 2 bad chicks came in-dressed like it was Friday night.
It was Sunday morning.
August 5, 2008 @ 12:08 pm
comment by persia :
August 5, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
i am mixed.. lets not get into that argument.. my definition of ethinicity will not change…
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Word !!!!
i didn’t know you were one of those……
So how long have you been a member of the TIGER WOODS FOUNDATION FOR BLACK PEOPLE ?…. and you are PMSing too….
ahh shit this should be fun….
do tell.
August 5, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
It was Sunday morning.
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They got Jehovah in their lives… and I ain’t talking about Jay Z….
August 5, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
‘As I left out like 2 bad chicks came in-dressed like it was Friday night.
It was Sunday morning.’
Its called ’still aint made it home from the club’
Did I not tell you?
August 5, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
’smoking makes black crack so after that…’
Not me…
but I’m sexy extra (yes, not extra sexy, sexy extra).
August 5, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
Word !!!!
i didn’t know you were one of those……
So how long have you been a member of the TIGER WOODS FOUNDATION FOR BLACK PEOPLE ?…. and you are PMSing too….
ahh shit this should be fun….
do tell.
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so you really want to argue with me about the one drop bullshit? do i question you when you define yourself as straight? or should i ask you to justify as to why you arent bisexual or gay?
August 5, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
What?
August 5, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
’smoking makes black crack so after that…’
Not me…
but I’m sexy extra (yes, not extra sexy, sexy extra).
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Ok Humpty Dump….
Don’t say nothing when allyour friends can’t put you back together again….
But I’m talking cigarettes..not weed….
yall should move out here to quit smoking… cigarettes are going for $8.50 to $10 a pack !!!!
I’m moving down to crack at that point…lol.
August 5, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
(That ‘what’ was for Willy)
..although….
well…. whatever.
I meant to tell all yall that Trissa said to tell yall hi too and I forgot. But now I remember. So there, LOL.
August 5, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
‘But I’m talking cigarettes..not weed…’
So am I.
@dig
Whut, whut?
Yes, sexy extra.
August 5, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
‘But now I remember. So there, LOL.’
August 5, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
The average price for a pack is 9 bucks here…That’s just too damn much for some cigarettes…shoot, I can’t even justify spending 9 buck a day on LUNCH…
P- it’s okay.
Put. the. gun. down.
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so you really want to argue with me about the one drop bullshit? do i question you when you define yourself as straight? or should i ask you to justify as to why you arent bisexual or gay?
August 5, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
At 9 bucks I’d be done smoking…
but as soon as they legalize, I’m done anywayz.
August 5, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
so you really want to argue with me about the one drop bullshit? do i question you when you define yourself as straight? or should i ask you to justify as to why you arent bisexual or gay?
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I don’t give a fuck about one drop unless its slips out the condom.
You can question all you want…. you want the truth… meet me at your curtains nigga….
Your not black becuz ?????
argue or give in and keep it moving…..
Don’t use PMS as an excuse for being a tight ass today. Take a pill and breathe.
August 5, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
i’m good jae- but let me ask you… is lil mama black, shrilankan or both?
August 5, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
dont use being an ignornat ass as an exucse.. how about that? i mixed- why? becuase i grew up in a house with parents of two differnt ethinicities- part of that IS black, yes.. but just as people would look at me like a got damn fool if i answered i was white, i’ma look at you crazy is you say i’m black.. nothing wrong with being black, white. purple, green, etc.. i’m just not. if you want the numbers- i’m more white than anything.. but i certianly cant SAY that can i?
August 5, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
comment by jaedalaurez :
August 5, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
The average price for a pack is 9 bucks here…That’s just too damn much for some cigarettes…shoot, I can’t even justify spending 9 buck a day on LUNCH…
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Cig smoke never used to bother me because I got so used to being around it until they banned that shit all over the place. Now that I am not around it so much, I hate it. But that 10 dollar shit has niggas quiiting like crazy. Loosies are fucking 75 cents !!!
I remember when loosies were 5 or 10 cents….lol
I can’t imagine weed going up that much… it hasn’t gone up in years…
August 5, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
I can’t imagine weed going up that much… it hasn’t gone up in years…
August 5, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
‘Loosies are fucking 75 cents !!!’
August 5, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
dont use being an ignornat ass as an exucse.. how about that? i mixed- why? becuase i grew up in a house with parents of two differnt ethinicities- part of that IS black, yes.. but just as people would look at me like a got damn fool if i answered i was white, i’ma look at you crazy is you say i’m black.. nothing wrong with being black, white. purple, green, etc.. i’m just not. if you want the numbers- i’m more white than anything.. but i certianly cant SAY that can i?
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thats all you had to say tightass. You never had that convo with me. Ididn’t say you were black or white either way… I didn’t even know what the fuck you were mixed with… and I am ignorant all day everyday… its never and excuse… its a gotdam reason.
Somebody baggage check this chick….
let me see the black come out of you now. !!!!!
August 5, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
And I am still gonna stain your curtains… you just watch…..
August 5, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
comment by willyjsimmons :
August 5, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
‘Loosies are fucking 75 cents !!!’
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yup…..
told you that you would quit if you were out here…lol.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
Nah I cant do that cig smoke either man…
August 5, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
I think thats how much they cost here too. 50 or 75…
August 5, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
Its called ’still aint made it home from the club’
Did I not tell you?
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Nothing like a Sunday afternoon let out, LOL
August 5, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
I don’t know- that’s honestly something I expect that she’ll have to come to terms with on her own. I consider her black with a Sri Lankan background and so does her dad, but at this stage in the game I’m thrilled if she just calls me Mommy and picks up her toys. All I can do is let her know about the community that has supported and protected me and let her know she’s welcome there.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
.25 here.
But a dime bag still costs $10.
Free Market my black ass, Obama!!!!
August 5, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
I meant to tell all yall that Trissa said to tell yall hi too and I forgot. But now I remember. So there, LOL.
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She so booed up I figured she forgot her roots, LOL
August 5, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Funny shit…
the finest “black girl” in my highschool ended up not being black at all…
girl was damn Cuban and white.
But I mean…she lookdeded half black doe.
Finest aside from Aquarius whom I’ve talked about before (my jr prom date)
August 5, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
I didn’t even know what the fuck you were mixed with
oh… well then *ahem* my bad
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but threaten me with a baggage check again.. see what happens
August 5, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Ahhhh Triss… she had some great E-cooch…lol….
Hope she is doing okay…
August 5, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
‘She so booed up I figured she forgot her roots, LOL’
Oh she did but you know I got them snapback powers like Lustrasilk
And speakin of blackness or lack thereofness, LOL…. I was just at the water cooler and this black lady was tellin some people in her group that she dont like greens. Not no kinda green - not a collard, not a mustard, not a turnip - AND she dont like yams or ‘none of that’ as she called it.
Now dammit, I want my membership back. I might not eat ribs and I might not like cabbage or baked beans or any type of culturally associated style of ‘animal hoof’ but dammit, I at least eat greens!
August 5, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
I don’t particularly like greens either…
(avid carnivore).
But I like greens better than some other vegetables, like raw carrots.
And dig is gonna have a poke sammich in her mouth before we all go to hell.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
Nothin like turnin down a plate of chitterlings (read: chittlins) to encite a riot by some country ass homies.
But regardless of my lack of a pork diet (although I will FUCK UP A HONEYBAKED HAM EVERY THANKSGIVING), the greens are always a part of a negro’s diet (just with turkey …
August 5, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
oh… well then *ahem* my bad
but threaten me with a baggage check again.. see what happens
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baggage check in Rochester…… the lightskindededded one drop chick…..
now what son…..(if you were really as white as you said you were, you would have tried to settle this without violence so the one drop rule applies to you…case closed)
and you have just been added to my good hump list……
That outburst "kept my head in the sky"…..
and damn your curtains… just watch……
August 5, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
damn, even i eat greens
August 5, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
Subway had this “blackhills ham” sandwich for a quick minute that was fiyah as fuck…
then the next damn week they didn’t have it anymore.
Ham was good as hell.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
Now dammit, I want my membership back. I might not eat ribs and I might not like cabbage or baked beans or any type of culturally associated style of ‘animal hoof’ but dammit, I at least eat greens!
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No ribs???
WTF is going on in Rochester ???
We gotta do a DNA check in additon to a baggage check on all female residents….
This shit is outta control
First the fat boys break up and now dig don’t eat ribs…. thats some bullshit.
Got white girls bussing guns and black chicks not eating ribs.
Thats sounds like Area 52 if you ask me…..
August 5, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
Speaking of ribs…
Ribfest here in Lincoln THIS WEEK…
August 5, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
LOL shut up IHNC …
August 5, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
Well, I can’t say I eat ham (the smell makes me nauseous) or various pork products (ribs excepted
), and you can keep all various forms of offal from any animal (chitlins, chicken feet, hog maws, gizzards or any of that mess), but not eating greens? 
That’s just wrong.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
Just don’t like the taste…
but I fucks with spinach no problem.
I guess it’s the ’spiciness’ of other greens that’s the problem.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
‘but not eating greens?
That’s just wrong.’
I know! And Ima have to get a P.I. on her ass cause she might be lyin. She look like she eat everythang from the rooter to the tooter.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
‘She look like she eat everythang from the rooter to the tooter.’
Chicken ass is supposedly delicious.
I got that from watchin the travel channel.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
And speakin of blackness or lack thereofness, LOL…. I was just at the water cooler and this black lady was tellin some people in her group that she dont like greens. Not no kinda green - not a collard, not a mustard, not a turnip - AND she dont like yams or ‘none of that’ as she called it.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
Uh uh!
August 5, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
Yams ain’t do nothin wrong to noooobody.
Dammit.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
What could you possibly not like about yams though? I hate potatoes, but I’ll tear up some candied yams in a MINUTE…
…who hates marshmellows 
?
August 5, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
Yams ain’t do nothin wrong to noooobody.
They sure havent…shoot
August 5, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
Damn… I eat greans all damn day. Brussle sprouts to cauliflower….. cabbage to beets…..
I can’t even think of a veggie that I don’t like.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
I dont like marshmellows in my yams but thats it. U throw some yams on MY plate and ima tear em up
August 5, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
I like brussle sprouts too.
And I like yams, but you can keep the ‘candied’ part.
I don’t like my meals ’sweet’ like that.
Sweet N Sour pork is about as far as I can go.
And nothing with a peanut sauce.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
Well the baby midget dont like yams either but I’ll be damned if she wont eat a pot’o'greens all by her damn self.
Not that I’d let her.
Make me wanna go home and make me some damn greens tonight. AND some fucken yams LOL.
This mess LOL….
August 5, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
Yams….. thats it… I can’t stand yams or sweet potatoes.
And I loved the way yall danced around me andP’s lil spat… its all good… we’ll make up later and have some babies…..
And they will be raised N.I.G.G.E.R…. oh yes they will….
August 5, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
give a nigga a roll and some of that yam juice…
wifey is going to the Jamaican place, but she might have to stop at the soul food joint.
SOLIDARITY, SISTER!
August 5, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
And nothing with a peanut sauce.
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i hope you don’t like that shit….. thats an acquired taste… let the ladies tell it…..
August 5, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
‘I can’t stand yams or sweet potatoes.’
Does anybody other than me find anything wrong with this sentence?
August 5, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
And I loved the way yall danced around me andP’s lil spat… its all good… we’ll make up later and have some babies…..
And they will be raised N.I.G.G.E.R…. oh yes they will….
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LOL…I didn’t realize it was a spat until I came back and you was still tryin to use her curtains as a depository….
August 5, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
‘wifey is going to the Jamaican place’
tell her to ‘call me’.
I wanna gooooooooooo!
@ihadno
You Nasty.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
@dig
Shhhhhhh.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
‘And I loved the way yall danced around me andP’s lil spat…’
Lets see…..
Woman admittedly PMSing.
Man being purposely …. twelve, LOL.
Check please.
August 5, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
‘Check please.’
August 5, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
Well the baby midget dont like yams either but I’ll be damned if she wont eat a pot’o’greens all by her damn self.
My kids dont like yams either. But they love them some greens
and im with u dig- thanks im going to make some tonight …mm over some rice too
August 5, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
Lets see…..
Woman admittedly PMSing.
Man being purposely …. twelve, LOL.
Check please.
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look man… I’m just trying to see some curtain…. help a nigga out…lol.
LOL…. are Yams and Sweet potatoes the same thing ???…lol…
I wonder why they tasted the same. I just hate sweet potatoe pie. So why the fuck yall slave ass niggers gave it two gotdamn names….lol
August 5, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
I can’t stand yams or sweet potatoes.’
Does anybody other than me find anything wrong with this sentence?
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Because I even like songs about Sweet Potatoes
(shout out to Domino)
One of the best videos with bourgie hood jawns EVER.
August 5, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
LOL…. are Yams and Sweet potatoes the same thing ???…lol…
I wonder why they tasted the same. I just hate sweet potatoe pie. So why the fuck yall slave ass niggers gave it two gotdamn names….lol
Woo!
August 5, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
LOL…. are Yams and Sweet potatoes the same thing ???…lol…
I wonder why they tasted the same. I just hate sweet potatoe pie. So why the fuck yall slave ass niggers gave it two gotdamn names….lol
Yes sweet potatoes and yams are the same thing and YEs now ima kick ya ass. NO ONE should EVER hate sweet potatoe pie. thats my favorite pie in the world.
August 5, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
And how you gon hate sweet potato pie? LOL
*SMH*
August 5, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
mmmm…I could go for some curry goat right about now…or some oxtails with extra gravy….
I need to quit playin- after that brunch on Sunday, I need to be in the gym…
August 5, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
I have never had curry goat and i dont eat oxtails but i like curry chicken. just discovered i like it when its cooked right
August 5, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
Cuz I don’t like sweet potatoes….
I am haitian and I was raised on haitian food. We don’t do sweet unless its pastry. We double up on the salt though….. and the veggies are all day.
Thats the only veggie that I can think of that I really don’t like though…
August 5, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
and im with u dig- thanks im going to make some tonight …mm over some rice too
New plan:
Dig-greens
Cec-rice
Jaeda-yams one dish with the ‘mallows and one without
P-liquor (whatever you didn’t finish off)
and I’ll be there in 7 hours
*no laughing Dig*
with rolls, jerk chicken and a Wal-Mart gift card…
August 5, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
ok im out bloggers and bloggettes. Have a good nite!
August 5, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
‘mmmm…I could go for some curry goat right about now…or some oxtails with extra gravy…. ‘
Now see, unh unh
‘and I’ll be there in 7 hours
*no laughing Dig*’
I dont even know if its safe to comment, LOL….
so
August 5, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
yams
oxtails
sweet poatoes
gizzards
goats
ribs
chitlins
what the hell is wrong with quiche? yall be eating some nasty shit
August 5, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
oh yeah.. curry..
August 5, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
what the hell is wrong with quiche? yall be eating some nasty shit
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man you got white tastebuds…. heres an O’Douls and a cabbage salad
August 5, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
yeah ihnc- thats just nasty…
does it help that i put franks red hot on quiche? (well, everything?)
August 6, 2008 @ 8:05 am
Not for nothin, but I like quiche LOL.
August 6, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
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