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August 4, 2008 @ 7:19 am
Mornin.
Sorry I didnt get around to the calendar but I had good reason.
I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. So just accept it and walk away.
August 4, 2008 @ 7:30 am
woo hoo!!!
You know i love M.I.A.!!!!
August 4, 2008 @ 8:16 am
*give willy-san dap*
i would kiss you for those drops, but nippy been all extra violent lately and i dont want to have to go "does wayne brady have to slap a bitch" all up on my homie, ya feel me?
morning folks!
August 4, 2008 @ 8:43 am
Hey, people been provoking me. Today aint no different. I wouldnt be surprised if I gotta turn a table over up in this bitch today.
August 4, 2008 @ 9:04 am
‘I wouldnt be surprised if I gotta turn a table over up in this bitch today.’
August 4, 2008 @ 9:28 am
ok, how do you politely ask a friend you;ve had for years if they slept with your man? an i mean politely, no turning over tables etc.. its very possible they didnt.. but maybe they did..
August 4, 2008 @ 9:30 am
“Hey, did you ever fuck what’shisname, just askin?”
August 4, 2008 @ 9:35 am
Depends… what makes you think she might have?
August 4, 2008 @ 9:36 am
…….and how recent would it have been?
August 4, 2008 @ 9:37 am
lol willy- put a spit alert on that lol.. and if it was a new one, my suggestion would be the same… but its a man that had been around a while, is known as this girls man- they live together.. the friend is her ‘bff’, godmother to her kid… asking could cause irreperable damage, not asking well.. that could too i guess… both the friend and the man are being tight lipped about an interaction they had- giggles but wont talk about the topic of ‘conversation’ when asked. but mysertiously the bff immediatly started on the ‘you need to leave him’ stuff with in 24hrs of that interaction.
August 4, 2008 @ 9:39 am
…….and how recent would it have been?
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is there an expiration date on this type of stuff? lol
August 4, 2008 @ 9:40 am
P… like seriously….. we dawgs and that rundown even confused ME.
Are you asking for somebody else? Cause then the rundown would make a little more sense to me…
August 4, 2008 @ 9:41 am
‘is there an expiration date on this type of stuff? lol’
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No but Im asking if the friend would have done so while you guys were dealing or would it have predated your acquaintance …. cause one would be a violation, and one would not. Just tryna be clear.
August 4, 2008 @ 9:53 am
i’m talking about while the relationship is going on.. if it happened before, water under the bridge unless they crossed the line with hittin up a significant ex…
sorry that breakdown didnt make sense up there.. basically.. if you have always trusted the select few you call your friends around your man… but after the fact find new information.. how do you ask them to be real with you when A- they could be innocent B-if they are guilty, enough time has passed that they werent planning on being real any damn way.
August 4, 2008 @ 9:54 am
Good morning folks
Im in a very good mood today! Dont know how long it will last but ima celebrate it right now LOL
August 4, 2008 @ 9:54 am
‘but mysertiously the bff immediatly started on the ‘you need to leave him’ stuff with in 24hrs of that interaction.’
Awww shit.
August 4, 2008 @ 9:56 am
although Willys comment was funny- thats probably how id ask, lets not even beat around the bush- Just outta curiosity, have u and Ray Ray been intimate, just askin "
August 4, 2008 @ 9:59 am
I would say if the friend did it and hasnt said anything by now, she probably wouldnt cop to it if she’s confronted about it. Unless you pose it in a way to make her think you already know. Even then, she probably still will deny it, but the body language would be off the meter.
Most friends that are that close can tell when the other is lying. When the issue is something that personal, it makes people uncomfortable, so their physical reactions always dime em out.
August 4, 2008 @ 10:00 am
or- have u let Ray ray tap that ass lately. just asking
August 4, 2008 @ 10:08 am
And I guess it depends, are you “just askin” or not.
Since there seems to be some funny business going on…I don’t know.
August 4, 2008 @ 10:12 am
P - Are we talkin bout who I think we’re talkin bout? (the boricua and the booty LOL)
August 4, 2008 @ 10:19 am
dig- huh? i doubt highly you know what i’m talking about.
oh… damn i’m slow.. boricua- no way in hell, i would sooner think my mama than her… the booty- anything is possible, and while i love her to death, i know where to keep the line with her.
August 4, 2008 @ 10:23 am
See, Im still thinkin you are asking for somebody else. I thought one came to you bout the other LOL…..
So youre actually talkin bout you and one of your friends? I think my original statement stands. If she aint said nothing by now, either she probably didnt do anything, or she’s trife and would just lie if you asked her anyway, so you have to just ask outright and watch her body language.
BTW, LOL.
August 4, 2008 @ 10:25 am
BTW…… LOL…….
I AINT NEVER SLEPT WIT YO MAN. (Hey, just puttin it out there, ya never know LOL)
August 4, 2008 @ 10:29 am
Afternoon all…and morning to Willy still, LOL
*respecting the midwest time like Tom Osborne*
I’m in an upbeat mood despite:
*The bastids ruined our wedding invitations, forcing Wifey and I to get our inner Martha Stewart to rectify the situation…
*The unexpected wedding expense monster just came up on me like cousin Harold at the light…
*The company picnic made me like the people I work around a little bit less than before…despite free food and beer…I will blog about that in a minute…
August 4, 2008 @ 10:35 am
Whut up naj.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Whats going on people…
August 4, 2008 @ 11:09 am
Whut up homie.
*pauses for the cause*
August 4, 2008 @ 11:14 am
By the way naj are yall still taking wedding gifts?… Im tryna get rid of this extra toaster and sandwhich maker…
August 4, 2008 @ 11:16 am
sidebar: prince won last nights battle against michael jackson… by 17 votes i think.. i commited the numbers to memory, but left my memory at home.. sorry folks.. but he did win
August 4, 2008 @ 11:19 am
CJP…dawg we will be taking wedding gifts when my daughter is out the house. BTW 15 years and counting
*ques ‘24 clock ticking in the corner*
*daps Jack Bauer*
We did however put a gangster toaster on the registry. I hope that my people can appreciate a nigga that enjoys several slices of toasted bread at once…
U can’t never have too much toasted bread.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Wait….Grandmaster P…
Did the actual B-day pass already?
If so…HAPPY BIRTHDAY…
Consider me on Japanese people time then.
But from what I read you will celebrate the entire month of August…so will it matter if I say it now or on the 12th?
August 4, 2008 @ 11:25 am
um, P? Are you really not sure, or are you just confirming what you already suspect by asking? Cause nobody just ‘asks’ your girl have you slept with____’ unless they already kinda think they did.
BTW, no good way to ask the question.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:27 am
I just did a wedding where instead of a registry, they registered for a honeymoon- you could send checks or throw money in by paypal- wound up with 15K.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:28 am
Naj
I feel ya on that one… I might need to have a damn garage sale to get rid of some of this extra shit. The only thing I want now is a new blender… Me and my oldest have damn near blew the motor on that magic bullet.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:28 am
‘prince won last nights battle against michael jackson’
August 4, 2008 @ 11:34 am
since cjp mentioned magic bullets…
did you know they’re selling penis pumps on tv now.
On damn Ovation.
Sunday mornings.
And it’s a LONG commercial (no pun).
August 4, 2008 @ 11:35 am
Naj -
P’s birthday is Wednesday. BTW, you will have that by noon tomorrow. They want you to sign for it, but if you arent there, they will leave it. I couldnt put you thru the bullshit TMobile just put me thru a couple weeks ago LOL.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:41 am
I just did a wedding where instead of a registry, they registered for a honeymoon- you could send checks or throw money in by paypal- wound up with 15K.
___________
We signed up for the honeyfund joint where they put money on the honeymoon and it goes to our paypal acct.
The only problem is some of my country ass relatives and homies will rather go to the store, buy the item, but NOT check it off so the next negro buys the SAME THING….
BTW…
Is it a lil bizarre that Mom in Law bought Wifey the portable pole and the ‘newlywed kit’ complete with several battery operated items, feathers n shit?
If you want another grandkid, just get a nigga a big bottle of Alize…
August 4, 2008 @ 11:43 am
Sidebar: Am I the only one who didnt know Sandra Rose was gay?
August 4, 2008 @ 11:44 am
*hugs Dig*
Yeah, Apple wants $80 for that powercord…
considering I blew that on new cardstock, and xacto knives, the Silver Surfer will remain comatose until further notice.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:45 am
I knew dig…
part of the whole “she’s stalking beyonce!” riff from months ago.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:47 am
‘Is it a lil bizarre that Mom in Law bought Wifey the portable pole and the ‘newlywed kit’ complete with several battery operated items, feathers n shit?’
Thats not odd… unless it’s MY mom. THEN its downright creepy.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:49 am
since cjp mentioned magic bullets…
Nah dont put that on me… the one Im talking about is stricly G rated… thats your ass in the gutter
August 4, 2008 @ 11:51 am
‘thats your ass in the gutter’
August 4, 2008 @ 11:51 am
Willy -
I heard that story but I thought the whole *zing* was that they were trying to play her by saying that. IDK til today when she said something about Larenz Tate and how she’d hit it "If a sista was swingin that way…"
*smh*
I aint even mad at her though. I told P this morning, I quit this damn team, this is some bullshit. Im bout to go play for the other team too
August 4, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Prince Says:
You ain’t leavin this.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:58 am
The magic bullet…I almost forgot is that food processor, blender, chopper, generator, weapon of mass destruction that I got for my house warming.
The irony is that when we went for the box and opened it, half of the room (mostly females) gasped in unison.
"damn the kit comes in that big a box now…I’m hating?"
Honest mistake.
August 4, 2008 @ 11:59 am
“damn the kit comes in that big a box now…I’m hating?”
August 4, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
They should have never gave you niggas money…
August 4, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
Willy
you know what…..
August 4, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
Hey naj
BTW…
Is it a lil bizarre that Mom in Law bought Wifey the portable pole and the ‘newlywed kit’ complete with several battery operated items, feathers n shit?
Naw this aint weird, Ima do that for my daughters when they get married. They gon know im ready for some grands and they gon know they mama nasty
August 4, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
damn prince got a cute ass- id luv to bite one of his cheeks
August 4, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
‘damn prince got a cute ass- id luv to bite one of his cheeks’
*sigh*
I gotta fight every night to prove my love….
August 4, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
August 4, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
I’m a just need her to not be so active in her help. It’s like "Meet the Fockers"…but not. She throws those sex toy parties, which is cool, but sometimes I overhear convos about what new stuff is available and "product reviews"…
She’s like my other mom, b….
Which is why I dig the fact my moms sticks to expensive electronics and housewares
August 4, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
‘I overhear convos about what new stuff is available and “product reviews”…’
Noooooooooo…