ROAD TRIP
The Cliffs Notes
I may include a better description of my 1st Annual Road Trip of Clarity in the next day or so (complete with pictures!), but until then, I’m gonna give you the SportsCenter ticker version.
Highlights:
- Rental car came with Sirius Satellite. Channel 40 (Backspin) = Any music played at any block party growing up.
- Naj Hearts Brooklyn. Would move there if we weren’t poor, LOL.
- My man Drew’s neighborhood = Drew won.
- I now miss “GhostWriter” (the neighborhood he lives in was filmed there).
- On any given car on any given train in NYC at nearly any time of day, there is at least one doable woman.
- 125th on a hot summer day at lunch time = DAMN.
- Sistas like Carol’s daughter (and the nigga who just so happens to be carrying a bag of the stuff).
- Atmos > what was in my wallet.
- My “accosted in every city I’ve been in more than 10 minutes” streak remains intact (shout out the lovely women at Target at the Atlantic Center in BK).
- Once through the traffic (see that below in “lowwwlights”, LOL)…I averaged 90+ on the highways. Shout out to the lack of State Trooper presence.
- That’s a big ass Wal-Mart in the Roc.
- Dig’s people = cool ass chicks.
- HappyDee is adorable… Clayton is lunchin….
- Persia is a celebrity (internationally known and locally respected)… I should have gotten an autograph and sold it on ebay, but then that stalker would have intimidated people from buying it…ol “If I can’t have you” ass nigga.
- Cec made me blush when she gave me a compliment (sort of…you had to be there)…she is built like that clay character…but in a really good way *winks at Cec*
- Dig has a M.S. in Pancakeology. Dig’s Pancakes > Prince’s Pancakes. Naj, Bobby and Brandy Won. Ihop lost.
- Bobby secretly thinks Naj’s tattoos kick ass… Bobby’s ink pens won.
- Accosted streak continued in Niagra Falls.
- Following a complete stranger around on a Saturday is Fannnnnntastic! Naj’s ego won.
- Dig and Naj no longer are allowed to watch films together. Premium cable lost.
- Saw Dig on local TV. Dig’s oratory skills > rest of panel.
- Kennan Thompson likes Cec. Cec lost.
- Dig’s flop on the couch is out of some action flick directed by Michael Bay.
Lowlights
- My man pays too much to live between two condo buildings being constructed. Drew lost.
- Leaving Brooklyn arriving in Deleware Water Gap = 1.5-2 Hours (according to Mapquest)
- ACTUAL TIME leaving Brooklyn arriving in Del. Water Gap = 4 Hours (!)
- Another toll? Nigga I just gave you a toll!
- Corona Light = Special Brew = Dirt Sauce
- The gas station outside of Scranton blaring “emotions” by Mariah = Not a good look
- Air show this weekend in Rochester…word?
- Rick Ross at the Armory…word? Rochester dept. of corrections lost.
- Dig’s sister forgot about the midgets. Had to stay home. City of Rochester lost. Naj’s wallet won.
- Naj’s Wallet concerns > trip over to Canada. Naj photo opps lost.
- PA Turnpike= a toll every 5 minutes.
- Nobody reads signs on the highway “Slower traffic to the right” sign lost.
- I miss my two girls at home. But wifey told me LiLi acted a complete ass this weekend. Wifey’s sanity lost.
- $200 in gas and tolls for the weekend an over 700 miles driven…I shoulda got that damn Focus…
So those are the high/low lights. Next time I might have to fly to Southern Canada, as long as there is no airshow.
Posts
July 28, 2008 @ 10:11 am
July 28, 2008 @ 10:17 am
How come I can’t see smileys in posts?
July 28, 2008 @ 10:17 am
1. Kudos to Happy Dee for makin it to 4am two nights in a row and still managing to get those "home safe" text messages sent out in a timely fashion with little to no grammatical errors.
2. Im not a fan of pancakes but Im starting to think maybe I should at least eat mine LOL.
3. My sister STILL hasnt called me back.
4. TW is the devil.
5. Our government was hoodwinked. Corona Light = Weapon of Mass Destruction. They went all the way to Iraq when all they had to do was go to Walmart.
July 28, 2008 @ 10:18 am
IDK Jae, I can see em
July 28, 2008 @ 10:20 am
did you post something in your first post? Cause I just see your name, but nothing else…
July 28, 2008 @ 10:23 am
side note: why was Xzibit looking fine as hell at the X-files premiere?
http://lh6.ggpht.com/bctaylor28/SIoSega5JuI/AAAAAAAAGPA/tlDwSpcJ44A/s800/55366486krhwiggins724200814251PM.jpg
I’m SO glad he got rid of those damn braids.
July 28, 2008 @ 10:27 am
Shazbot dont’ know…but I’m about to pimp his spaceship!…let’s go!
July 28, 2008 @ 10:28 am
Yeah its the ‘LOL’ smiley.
He definitely needed to lose the braids but there is still something amiss with this pic….. cut too low maybe? Yeah, I think thats it.
July 28, 2008 @ 10:41 am
AI and Stevie Wonder are now officially the only negroes on earth that still get "Braid Passes" at their ages.
July 28, 2008 @ 10:42 am
…and Snoop.
July 28, 2008 @ 10:43 am
July 28, 2008 @ 10:45 am
LOL @ the blue light on my earpiece flashing on time to the beat of "Poison"
July 28, 2008 @ 10:52 am
July 28, 2008 @ 11:09 am
You can’t see the LOL cuz it’s not there…
*ding*
I’ll fix it.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:13 am
Shout out to Willy…your movie kicks ass
July 28, 2008 @ 11:14 am
I’m waiting for Christopher Nolan and Bale to do their own A Milli freestyle…
July 28, 2008 @ 11:15 am
‘You can’t see the LOL cuz it’s not there…’
Mine was. I mean it wasnt in the list of smileys to choose from, but I rarely add it from there anyway. I think Jaeda meant she couldnt see the actual icon in my comment.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Like it looks like it just says comment by dig :
July 28, 2008 @ 10:11 am and then its blank.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:22 am
Right…cuz the gif wasn’t there.
Fixed it.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:24 am
Uh……………ok, LOL.
OH!!!! Did you see that bullshit last week on SYTYCD???? HTF did Will of all people get sent home?????
July 28, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Because Mark has a strong Hawaiian voting base (remember Jasmine from AI a couple of years back?- damn power voters), and Josh was DEFINITELY not getting sent home- Twitch might have, but I could see Will going.
I’ll miss his fine ass though…
July 28, 2008 @ 11:28 am
Travesty.
Shame.
Bullshit.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:31 am
I was rooting for Comfort to stay- i know, I know- sickled feet and all- but I just dig her vibe and she’s fabulous in hip hop. The other girls with the exception of Katee bore me.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:31 am
I mean I like all the boys that are left. But I’da sent Josh and his quarterhorse booty home before I sent Will home.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:32 am
Im sorry, I couldnt stand Comfort as a contestant. She seemed adorable as a person, but she was way outta her league and she did the same solo every damn week. I coulda went up there and did it by heart
July 28, 2008 @ 11:38 am
So Im finally getting around to looking at the Dream link P gave us the other week and I just thought this was funny:
To dream that you are at a party, suggests that you need to get out more and enjoy yourself. If the party is bad, then it indicates that you are unsure of your social skills.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:47 am
‘I coulda went up there and did it by heart’
YouTube.
I wanna see this.
July 28, 2008 @ 11:53 am
you leave Joshie and his booty alone dammit lol.
His country ass can’t even help all that
I guess I’ll just have to root for Twitch and his big ol lips now
July 28, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Honestly, I wouldnt be mad for any of the dudes to win. They are all really good.
Speakin of youtube, Naj, you slid outta here without us doing one. Now we gotta throw you on the IOU list with Willy, who owes us a Prince crawl LOL.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
I kind of think I’m going for Katee for the win- the girl is really good, and even though I didn’t LOVE her in the No Air routine, she’s killed everything else- lets see if they’ll give her a latin routine this week.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
side note (again): Dark Knight really is the shit and Christian Bale has regained his spot on the "Future Babydaddy" list.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
Y’all know I’m gonna complain about Dark Knight right…
I could do a college thesis on it.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
What could you possibly complain about, save my FBD’s tendency to talk with that ridiculous batman voice even when he’s talking to people who already know he’s batman…?
July 28, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
Y’all know I’m gonna complain about Dark Knight right…
I could do a college thesis on it.
*blank stare*
July 28, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
Jaeda:
That’s the one thing I can’t get used to…Bale needs some Ricola or Succrets as Batman.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
WHOA, WHOA WHOA!!! NO SPOILERS!! I AINT SEEN IT YET!!!!
July 28, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
Lemme start a running list:
BATMAN’s extra husky voice was ridiculous.
I can’t be the only one who almost giggled when he talked for the first time.
Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like she’s in her 40’s, forcing me to PREFER Katie Holmes. What kinda world is this?
The cityscape was boring. Boring and inconsistent with Batman Begins.
I’ll add on as we go along.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
I didn’t mind the extra husky voice until they did all those closeups towards the end…then he LOOKED like he was being all ‘extra’ with it and I had to avert my eyes, lest he drop off the baby daddy list
But Heath Ledgers legs in the nurse’s uniform were EXTRA SKINNY, like, he barely had knees.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
Naj this is hilarious. Im glad u had a decent time
July 28, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
WTH are yall talking about now?
July 28, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
Willy…
With the Cityscape, they filmed it in Chicago…it looked a lil more realistic than in other Batman flicks which resembled back lots.
I likened this to a cirme drama, and not necessarily a comic book movie. Sometimes Batflicks in the past were a little too over the top.
With Maggie, she looked like MJ from Spiderman but like 10 yrs later, lol. She was more believable as Rachel though.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
@naj
Yeah I know…and it looked like crap.
Why change artistic direction midstream?
Didn’t help the film IMO.
‘She was more believable as Rachel though.’
Ten years later though.
She looked downright ugly in her first scene.
This was only what…2-3 years along in the timeline from Batman Begins?
July 28, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
Oh Boy…
Hood News.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBU3Wo5rXH4
July 28, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
And I swear… why does negro footage always have crappy editing.
Do Better with these damn cameraphones people.
July 28, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
I see what ur saying about the cityscape.
It looked too much like Chicago. I do think certain shots they should have left out because they are so recognizable (any of the shots of the river). But I do believe leaving out the cheesy building looks didn’t take away from the story. Spidey filmed scenes in Chicago too but you knew most of the stuff was NYC.
I can’t say it hurt the movie, though. It still kicked ass
July 28, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
And I swear… why does negro footage always have crappy editing.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
I want 10 million dollars every year for the rest of my life…
That movie was awesome
July 28, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
‘But I do believe leaving out the cheesy building looks didn’t take away from the story.’
Not cheesy, Gothic.
Hence Gotham.
Even Manhattan would’ve made more sense for the daylight scenes. I bet the only reason they chose Chicago was because of financial reasons.
Might as well filmed the shit here in Lincoln.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
July 28, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
well, I mean it IS called "Hood News"
…that’s, like, expecting a lil too much from a chick with cellphone 
July 28, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
Best part of the film were the trailers for Watchmen and The Spirit.
http://www.mycityscreams.com/
Sidebar: They’re remaking Red Sonja.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Best part of the film were the trailers for Watchmen and The Spirit.
I cant believe you didnt like that movie…
July 28, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
Did I see a glimpse of my fave crackhead babydaddy in the Watchmen, aka Robert Downey Jr.?!?!?
July 28, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
‘…that’s, like, expecting a lil too much from a chick with cellphone’
Not with a giant gap in the action so I can’t see what the hell happened between point A and Y.
I mean…shitty and grainy is one thing…Eli editing is another.
“I’m Da Best Mayne!”
July 28, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
‘I cant believe you didnt like that movie…’
Can’t say I didn’t ‘like’ some of it…bit and pieces of it, yes.
As a whole 2 hour 40 minute affair…it didn’t get deep until the last 40 minutes, and the ending fell flatter than an old woman’s titty.
Can’t say too much or Nippy will get to cussin.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
Yeah the Watchmen trailer was ridiculous.
Seriously ridiculous.
Oh…Plies lost.
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.7397/title.dx-clusive-plies-lied-about-criminal-past
July 28, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
Robert Downey Jr. got more work than the 80’s Tom Cruise right now.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
Damn hhDx.com pulled that niggas Kirk Franklin card…
*still listens to "Im Da Man" in ipod*
July 28, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
I got question though.
Why a nigga’s street cred gotta be suspect if he never had a run-in with the law? You cant be a goon or a dealer that the law just aint caught up to yet? You cant be just that nice? Move in silence type nigga? LOL
Not that its the case with Plies, but this aint the first time Ive heard this and Im just wondering why people insist on correlating the two when one dont necessarily have anything to do with the other.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
since when did jail become the thing to lie about?
ri-damn-diculous. He could have just said he was a regular street nigga and kept it vague…
July 28, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
From now on Im treating these" rappers" Like I would treat the WWE…. The shit from now on the shit is called "Music Entertainment"
July 28, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
I know dig, it’s like being proud of being stupid- "hey everybody, I got caught up in some shit, cause I’m too dumb to figure out when I’m being played…I’m soooo hard"
July 28, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
I know he talks shit about how the man will give a nigga 100 years, and shit like that, but did he say HE did some sort of significant time?
Even still, bout half the rap population is guilty of embellishing and/or flat out lyin bout shit they rap about. Why is THIS lie the one that makes people mad? LOL You can lie on your dick and you can swear you spent the holidays in San Tropez when your whole block know you was at your mama house, but the second you lie bout doing a bid, oh Lucy!
July 28, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
‘hey everybody, I got caught up in some shit, cause I’m too dumb to figure out when I’m being played’
I know right
July 28, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
It could just be cause people getting tired. Like "ok u know what thats it" typ shit. Everybody lying nowadays about everything trying to make that dollar.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
They are basically saying that some of his stories about being locked up (a la Akon) are fabricated…
I actually like some of Plies’ music. I think the site thought what we thought recently about him not being as unrefined and ignorant as we believe initially in his music. Why rap like you never finished middle school but talk like you teach English?
I do think that the site opened up a can of worms though. Rick Ross was one thing, as there were pics, but we begin to second guess every MC to rap about criminality.
Even Biggie was never as poor as he led on, and Pac was not a thug until "Juice" does that make them any less a real nigga later on? Like I said last week, who’s gonna tell Ross he’s fake now. He might try to prove something…
July 28, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
Stone Cold Steve Austin’s cred > Most rappers cred.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
‘They are basically saying that some of his stories about being locked up (a la Akon) are fabricated’
Thats what I was asking. I hear Plies’ music but I dont listen to it
So I aint know if he ever actually SAID he been locked up or not.
……and fuck a Rick Ross. Nigga said he know the REAL Noriega, we already knew
July 28, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
lmaoooooo
Khia’s ‘cred’ > most rapper’s cred…
Most folks overlook the fact that hip hop (at it’s best, anyway) is poetry…it’s like, are you tryna tell me you were a sensitive gangsta? After a long day on the corner, you’d come home and write about it, then you’d go out and party and screw hoes…then write about it before you go night-night? c’mon now.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Hell…even Ice Cube went to Arizona State before the group blew up
July 28, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
LOL @ long day on the corner.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
……and fuck a Rick Ross. Nigga said he know the REAL Noriega, we already knew
He probably do know him… He might have been assigned to the nigga Cell Block. The hudred favors may have been because Ross let the nigga keep extra smokes in his Cell. I mean…you never know.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
"Baby, I had a long day on the corner today. Somebody stepped on my J’s AND three different customers tried to pay me in change. What Ima do wit all them nickels, babe?"
July 28, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
BTW, Khia’s album in stores now.
Let’s buy it before she ends up arrested on another boosting charge.
Her new album should be called "Keep a Bitch From Catchin a Case"
July 28, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
……and fuck a Rick Ross. Nigga said he know the REAL Noriega, we already knew
Yea i raised my eyebrow to that one. I like his music but i dont know if i just dont listen to the lyrics that hard or i just dont care but i did catch him saying that
July 28, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
"Baby, I had a long day on the corner today. Somebody stepped on my J’s AND three different customers tried to pay me in change. What Ima do wit all them nickels, babe?"
July 28, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
‘I mean…you never know.’
Ohhh…….. sometimes ya do.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
"Baby, I had a long day on the corner today. Somebody stepped on my J’s AND three different customers tried to pay me in change. What Ima do wit all them nickels, babe?"
Can totally hear Mike Epps saying this
July 28, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
I’m just sayin dig…they act like they REALLY had to work to sell drugs to fiends ("c’mon man, I know you want these rocks- I’ll give you 2 for 1"
, instead of doing what most dealers I know do, which is play Playstation or Xbox till somebody calls them or comes to the house 
July 28, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
‘Can totally hear Mike Epps saying this ‘
Right in that scene in Next Friday where he was in the bathroom putting his work shirt on backwards, talkin bout how Baby D know bout all the 2008 snacks.
July 28, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
instead of doing what most dealers I know do, which is play Playstation or Xbox till somebody calls them
I know!
July 28, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
Right in that scene in Next Friday where he was in the bathroom putting his work shirt on backwards, talkin bout how Baby D know bout all the 2008 snacks.
yes- ok stop it cause that was my fav scene in the movie
July 28, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
July 28, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
Crack and Heroin require "outside sales marketing", LOL
It’s hard to believe that you could sell crack for a significant amount of time and have NO RECORD. Where I lived the cops knew who was slingin, just had to figure out how to catch them.
Is almost every rapper a "lucky drug dealer?" Highly unlikely.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
July 28, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
Mike Epps is a naturally funny dude. I could listen to him make fun of niggas and bullshit all day as opposed to his stand-up. Kinda like Chappelle’s written sketches> His straight up stand-up.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
Is almost every rapper a "lucky drug dealer?" Highly unlikely.
*****
Thats my point though, and at the same time not even the point LOL.
Frank Lucas was shittin for a long time before they got onto him. Im just sayin.
And conversely, THEY ARE ALL LIARS, LOL. So Im just not seeing why lyin on your dick is any less detrimental to your street cred than lyin bout jail?
July 28, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
Naj-
I agree i dont like his standup stuff but if he is in a movie- ooohh ill pop a button on my pants cracking up
July 28, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
Yeah.
Mike Epps standup < Dirt Sauce.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
Lyin on your dick is a sin
July 28, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
Shout out to John Forte who really was a drug dealer.
He’s been gone through many many Novembers.
LOL @ Dirt Sauce becoming the new Ass Cookies.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
‘which is play Playstation or Xbox till somebody calls them or comes to the house’
Heeeeeey…
ain’t nuthin wrong wit that.
That’s how most ‘business meetings’ go down.
But like Bonita Butrell says…
re fake thuggin…
lemme follow the link and see what’s up.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
Lyin on your dick’ll get you duffed out in a parkin lot in fronta all your friends
July 28, 2008 @ 2:17 pm
adding…
Khia…
R.E.S.P.E.spect ME!!!!
Hell naw!
July 28, 2008 @ 2:17 pm
Lyin on your dick is a sin
Who does that in this day and age with text messaging, myspace and youtube vlogs?
Nigga, that’s dangerous, LOL
July 28, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
Depends on what kind of lie…
cuz “fuck you all night long” doesn’t really mean that.
**shhhhhh**
July 28, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
‘Who does that in this day and age with text messaging, myspace and youtube vlogs?
Nigga, that’s dangerous, LOL’
Ima need you to go outside sometimes.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
Depends on what kind of lie…
cuz “fuck you all night long” doesn’t really mean that.
**shhhhhh*
_______________
What did Talent say on Def Jam about bussin nuts?
" You need a nap…"
July 28, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
You’d think dudes would know better, but no…I’ve heard too many horror stories that make me think I really don’t want to jump back into the dating pool too soon again
July 28, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
Ok yall, im out got a feeling ima have a bad nite so if i aint on the blog tro-im sitting here with an attitude. Have a good nite
July 28, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
Ima need you to go outside sometimes.
________________
This weekend wasn’t enough? LOL
July 28, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
oh HELL naw….
has the meaning changed since I went in? 
I want to re-enter society with all my meanings correct. 
cuz “fuck you all night long” doesn’t really mean that.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
Naj -
That would be a no, Bob.
Jae -
Please dont get me started.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
‘You need a nap…’
‘I’ve heard too many horror stories that make me think I really don’t want to jump back into the dating pool too soon again’
Huh? I’m hot in the streets baby.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
cuz “fuck you all night long” doesn’t really mean that.
__________________________
And in Alaska it really don’t mean that.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
‘And in Alaska it really don’t mean that.’
This nigga…
July 28, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
cuz “fuck you all night long” doesn’t really mean that.
****
In my world it means "Fuck You" and Ima just keep sayin it all night.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
ok im out folks.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
‘In my world it means “Fuck You” and Ima just keep sayin it all night.’
Uh oh…
You wouldn’t say that to meeeeeeeee…would ya?
July 28, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
Yep, me too…time to go be unimpressed with the women I ride the subway with.
I’m so stuck up right now
MTA > SEPTA…
July 28, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
unh unh willy…my girl told me her date’s dick looked like an "innie" it was so small…he was working with about (ABOUT, okay? she didn’t even give him credit for the full amount) 4 inches….
July 28, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
‘4 inches…’
Did he lie though…
gotta ask the right questions.
And sometimes even the right questions aren’t the right questions.
July 28, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
4 inches?
Those really do exist?
July 28, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
c’mon willy, no man is going to say "If you cough, I may fall out"
…of course he lied- she thought it was on, and then he pulled it out, and her heart stopped- she called me on the way home like WTF? 
July 28, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
ok, i aint read all this shit, but in scrolling down i see the man thats in my nightmares and
princey-poo…
yall could tell a bitch we switched damn posts?! got me all over there talking to myself, hearing crickets and shit
naj- glad you had fun, despite your final written warning from the embassy… oh, and i dont do autographs.. sorry i didnt make it back yall- i feel bad, honestly i do.. but er.. um.. yeah… just nevermind why. if i tell you, dig might cut me and i’m to cute for all that.
ah yes- autographs, i dont do those. you will have to purchase one from my website for $29.99 + s&h.thanks!
July 28, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
4 inches?
Those really do exist?
=========
sadly yes… and i’m still scarred for life due to the expirence that allows me to answer that question without doubt or estimation. matter of fact- less than 4inchers exisit. did you know it has to be under ONE AND A HLAF INCHES to declare a medical issue? yeah, i was pissed when i read that too..
July 28, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
yall could tell a bitch we switched damn posts?! got me all over there talking to myself, hearing crickets and shit
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"Nigga that was weeks ago!"
LMAO…as long as you didn’t go see Rick Ross, it’s all good.
Jaeda…I thought that little dick shit was like Vulcans, niggas with perfect credit and other myths…that needs to be a Dateline special…
On that note, I’m gone for real…
July 28, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
‘of course he lied’
Well hey I was tryin to help him out.
Scuze me…
July 28, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
nah, i was not in anyway shape or form near rick ross.
July 28, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
[b]test[/b] WTF? No workie?
[i]test again[/i]
July 28, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
again with the crickets…
July 28, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
Road Trip?
The Time in Vegas