So…Russell Simmons has been ordered to pay 20K per month per EACH child to Kimora till 2019. Now, my question is, if you had it the way they do, would the 20K bother you that much, or would you just charge it to the game since it’s for the babies? 
In White Folks News:
Verne Troyer has a new sex tape.
That’s right, Mini Me.
I honestly cannot think of anybody else I would rather see getting it in, can you? 
Coming soon to the Innanet near you.
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June 26, 2008 @ 8:16 am
Morning Folks
June 26, 2008 @ 8:35 am
20K per child?
Now there is no way I dont think that Russell is not taking care of them girls…No way in hell.
Thats kinda crazy to me… Thats 240K a year per Kid. You got to be kidding me.
June 26, 2008 @ 8:37 am
Verne?
Where’s dig so I can get my midget joke out the way?
40K a month…
my dick hurts just thinkin about it.
June 26, 2008 @ 8:42 am
Need i remind everyone - Its cheaper to keep her
June 26, 2008 @ 8:51 am
i would think in Russ’s case anyway that 480k/yr is cheaper than what he’s getting away with now.. i mean think of the soild gold toilets, the replacement louis luggage every year, etc.. now of course kimora will get some alimony or something.. but just in sheer ’spoiled brat of a wife’ purchases, he could be saving some dough
June 26, 2008 @ 8:55 am
Need i remind everyone - Its cheaper to keep her
Yeah you right about that shit…but Damn 480K just on the kids… you know the nigga problably got to pay ole Suki Shantea alimony too… That shit is a trip right there… so Lesson to all dude dont get with a chick marry her become rich and then get divorced…. Nigga just stay broke with the bitch and Good Times it.
June 26, 2008 @ 8:56 am
sidebar… i know yall saw that shit… some tell new york to sit the fuck down!
June 26, 2008 @ 8:58 am
‘i know yall saw that shit…’
Say whut?
June 26, 2008 @ 8:59 am
Persia
Saw what…
June 26, 2008 @ 9:00 am
P-
Whatcha say now?
June 26, 2008 @ 9:01 am
i will not post the pics as once i close the window i’m about to post, i dont want to ever burn my retinas out again by hitting f5….
enjoy…
http://www.bossip.com/19984/random-ridiculousness-63/
June 26, 2008 @ 9:06 am
Wow all i can say is she really looks like that female muppet from the muppet babies. Cant remember her name but im sure one of u know it. She is one unatractive broad
June 26, 2008 @ 9:10 am
Oh…
**remembers season 1 finale when ol boy walks out on her**
Shiiiit.
June 26, 2008 @ 9:10 am
JANICE!!
June 26, 2008 @ 9:12 am
I quit…
Something really has to be done about this New York chick.
Anywhoo
Cec
I saw a couple of the speeches that New Edition gave when that got that ASCAP award… it was pretty good man.
June 26, 2008 @ 9:13 am
YEP thats her LMAO Janice
June 26, 2008 @ 9:18 am
Cec
I saw a couple of the speeches that New Edition gave when that got that ASCAP award… it was pretty good man.
Really were did u see them at, id love to read them. I think im getting some NE tshirts made up- seriously i been thinking about doing this for about a yr now. I wanna show my support
June 26, 2008 @ 9:23 am
Precious Lamb Persia knows her Muppets but not Morris Day…
sohhhhhhhh sweet.
June 26, 2008 @ 9:23 am
HEY!!
i DO know who morris day is!!
June 26, 2008 @ 9:25 am
cec- i have to go on record as saying - i hate you
but yeah, i did too! 
June 26, 2008 @ 9:26 am
RETIREMENT IS DIFFERENT FOR EVERYONE!
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. ‘Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?’
‘Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes; they’re having a yard sale.’
June 26, 2008 @ 9:28 am
‘Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes; they’re having a yard sale.’
June 26, 2008 @ 9:34 am
‘Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes; they’re having a yard sale.’
June 26, 2008 @ 9:40 am
‘Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes; they’re having a yard sale.’
You need some serious help.
June 26, 2008 @ 9:43 am
Really were did u see them at, id love to read them.
I saw Mike Bivins on Youtube it was cool… the others I read online. I want to get the video of the ceremony.
June 26, 2008 @ 9:44 am
umm.. did aubrey have something done? she looks, i dont even know what to say.. just crazy.
June 26, 2008 @ 9:46 am
You need some serious help.
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whats worse… my MOTHER sent me that
speaking of which… CEC, why i forwarded the td jakes email to her.. why i did that? now she on my case about marriage again
June 26, 2008 @ 9:52 am
‘Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes; they’re having a yard sale.’
UHUH
I saw Mike Bivins on Youtube it was cool… the others I read online. I want to get the video of the ceremony.
Ok ima go on Youtube tonight and listen. All u said was Mike B- thats all u gotta say
speaking of which… CEC, why i forwarded the td jakes email to her.. why i did that? now she on my case about marriage again
Oh lord, now u know better than that P
June 26, 2008 @ 9:53 am
P- i cant see the picture, whats wrong
June 26, 2008 @ 9:56 am
‘Where’s dig so I can get my midget joke out the way?’
Hardy, har, har.
LOL
Mornin, Boo Boo.
June 26, 2008 @ 9:57 am
cec- she loves weddings, i wasnt thinking.. now she on that “see, its not bad, you should reconsider this no marriage thing.. blah.. blah… blah”
heres the link to the pic
http://www.bossip.com/20002/broadway-bound/download-6/
June 26, 2008 @ 10:00 am
Gimme Kiss
June 26, 2008 @ 10:01 am
I see the pic now- she just look like she got a new weave to me. She still a $2 ho to me
and uh uh about ur mom. thats Td Jakes daughter, that dude bet not cut up
June 26, 2008 @ 10:01 am
get that damn pic out of here!! no one wants to see that- see at least i warned yall about new yorks crispy ass- its just wrong to subject people to that without warning!
June 26, 2008 @ 10:01 am
Willy
June 26, 2008 @ 10:02 am
Ewww Aubrey DOES look like she’s had ‘work’ done on her face…
June 26, 2008 @ 10:03 am
Naw that photo is for dig…
June 26, 2008 @ 10:03 am
Bruce
Damn
Why you gotta fuck up my threesome thursday… Where is Oswald Cobblepot when you need him
June 26, 2008 @ 10:06 am
‘Where is Oswald Cobblepot when you need him’
June 26, 2008 @ 10:06 am
damn willy- email dog!! use it!
June 26, 2008 @ 10:08 am
Pic’s kinda dark….Who the hell is that, Willy?
June 26, 2008 @ 10:08 am
Oswald Cobblepot
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damn, your right willy, i was sheltered… i had to wiki that dude… maybe i did lead a mildly sheltered youth..
June 26, 2008 @ 10:14 am
@dig
Mini Me.
June 26, 2008 @ 10:16 am
damn, your right willy, i was sheltered… i had to wiki that dude… maybe i did lead a mildly sheltered youth..
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Nah a lot of people dont know him by that name…its all good.
June 26, 2008 @ 10:38 am
Willy - no you didnt LOL
June 26, 2008 @ 10:40 am
‘Where is Oswald Cobblepot when you need him’
Who the hell is this? Im sick of yall hollering out names of people all willy nilly like EVERYBODY know who yall talking bout
June 26, 2008 @ 10:45 am
Bruce
You’re on damage control…
handle this
June 26, 2008 @ 10:45 am
Can somebody tell me why a man that keeps his hands and nails looking nice and gets waxed in the penis area…y is that bad? y dude gotta be a possible homo for having good hygene
June 26, 2008 @ 10:47 am
and i know ima get told off for this one but…ok here goes….I dont like India Arie
June 26, 2008 @ 10:50 am
Can somebody tell me why a man that keeps his hands and nails looking nice and gets waxed in the penis area…y is that bad? y dude gotta be a possible homo for having good hygene
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Waxed?
Now I dont kow about that but I do like to keep it LOW on the range… As for the nails not manicured… but they are clean.
June 26, 2008 @ 10:52 am
‘You’re on damage control…’
Oh nooo!
I pour the gas, light the match, then walk away.
‘Can somebody tell me why a man that keeps his hands and nails looking nice and gets waxed in the penis area…y is that bad?’
We just had a long conversation about tee shirt sizes the other day.
Niggaz be on “Homo Alert” while overlooking a whole host of other more relevant shit.
June 26, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Cec-
Some people are always gonna equate metrosexuality with homosexuality. Its just the way of the ignorant mind.
The stuff you mentioned might not be frowned upon so much…. except maybe the penis waxing :shrug” IDK but shit if I gotta be neat down there, why shouldnt he have to be?
June 26, 2008 @ 10:56 am
There is an article on Bossip and i guess Jayz told people that he gets bikini waxes and now he metro sexual. I think a man handling the amazon down there is excellent so i dont feel like im running thru the jungle
June 26, 2008 @ 10:57 am
IDK but shit if I gotta be neat down there, why shouldnt he have to be
Exactly, i dont care how u do it…waxing burning whatever…just keep it neat down there. I dont wanna feel like something gon jump out at me
June 26, 2008 @ 10:59 am
‘There is an article on Bossip and i guess Jayz told people that he gets bikini waxes and now he metro sexual.’
Now that I know who we’re talkin about…
that just might be gay.
Couldn’t help myself.
My mental outlook after finding this out is in serious doubt.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:04 am
My mental outlook after finding this out is in serious doubt.
Damn… Im wrong either way you look at it. From the T-shirts to the light fade i got on the grassy nole. fuck who knew….
June 26, 2008 @ 11:04 am
I dont think its gay…i think its clean
June 26, 2008 @ 11:12 am
‘fuck who knew….’
June 26, 2008 @ 11:13 am
I think its all a matter of grooming. Now having your eyebrows waxed…. eh LOL. THAT would be on a case by case cause when you get out the chair, I wanna see if your hips twist when you walk LOL.
But IDK if I would wanna be bothered with a dude that got his eyebrows waxed cause he aint doing it for me LOL. Unless he’s Al B Sure then maybe he is
But thats just vanity right there.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:15 am
Oooh Al B Sure, i was sure i was gon have at least one of hs light skinned unibrow babies
June 26, 2008 @ 11:21 am
June 26, 2008 @ 11:21 am
I mean for real yall…some of this shit has gotten a lil out of hand. It seem like a nigga cant take pride in his apperance anymore. Shit is straight stupid. I can give a good got damn… I like Tshirts that fit…Abercrombie nigga. Im not into all that huge shit. My Polos are L and XL thats it. I dont like to be drowning in my shit.
First a nigga cant show emotions now a nigga cant wear certain shit… what the fuck is next.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:22 am
Niggas need to just walk around naked- well only the ones that get the stamp of approval- thats what next
June 26, 2008 @ 11:26 am
Niggas need to just walk around naked- well only the ones that get the stamp of approval- thats what next
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i was gonna say, you better qualify that statment.. it aint nothing to call up my boy ricky ross and have him holla @ you right quick in all his nekkid glory!
June 26, 2008 @ 11:27 am
IDK, I never really held one’s fashion sense against them. Its either your style or its not. I like the tight tees…. long as they aint nylon or netted with no sleeves
Everybody cant rock everything though.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Thx P- my stomach already hurt from what i had for lunch, that didnt help…im trying to keep the chunks down
June 26, 2008 @ 11:31 am
Y u dont like the nylon or netted tshirts
Im with u tho…especially if u got a hairy chest and u got them shirts on, its worst
June 26, 2008 @ 11:32 am
long as they aint nylon or netted with no sleeves
Yeah… I just dont get it. I dont know i guess since we living in the days of DL and No homo and gays in hip hop. Niggas want to make sure they aint in the mix of that. Its a strange situation.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:37 am
‘Y u dont like the nylon or netted tshirts ‘
Man, them damn shirts is what ruined it for yall. Michael Jai White ass niggas walkin around in the club, chest bustin through some see-through nylon muscle shirt and suddenly every man thinks that shirt gon look the same on them - including Twan and Noah (LOL) - and next thing you know I got nipples in my face in the line at Walmart disrupting my Saturday shopping.
Them shirts should be outlawed.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:42 am
I got nipples in my face in the line at Walmart disrupting my Saturday shopping.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:44 am
To each his own….
I am just a hairy nigga so I gotta keep all that shit under control although I think a “wax” is a bit extreme but oh well. Its not like I got hair on my back and shit but I keeps it all low and maintained. I don’t think that makes me metro. I think being a metro is the whole package… like getting your hanes boxers and t shirts dry cleaned or wearing gloves and vaseline while you sleep so you can have soft hands.
As guys get older, we start paying more attention to shit like nails and feet so I don’t read into shit like that to much.
But a nigga getting his whole shit waxed is a bit extreme….
June 26, 2008 @ 11:46 am
wearing gloves and vaseline while you sleep so you can have soft hands
What! Who does this? I wanna know like right now
June 26, 2008 @ 11:46 am
http://www.bomanijones.com/blog/
play the video….
June 26, 2008 @ 11:54 am
What! Who does this? I wanna know like right now
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Niggas do that shit…
put vaseline on their hands and feet and wear gloves and socks to bed so they can have soft feet for their thong sandles and soft hands. Now my hands ain’t jacked up but I can’t be walking around with soft ass female hands just like I don’t need no 6 pack abs having chick laying up next to me. Their are just certain things that should be reserved for each sex.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:55 am
Now you know it aint but like 2 people on here that can watch that video from work LOL.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:58 am
I wouldnt want to be with a man who had soft hands, i expect my man to be a damn man and i cat have him having hands soft as mine, and i dont care about feet long as they clean and they dont stank.
June 26, 2008 @ 11:59 am
IDK, I like soft hands.
Long as you aint gotta sleep in a hyperbaric chamber or no shit like that to get em, Im good.
June 26, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
June 26, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
I wouldnt want to be with a man who had soft hands, i expect my man to be a damn man and i cat have him having hands soft as mine, and i dont care about feet long as they clean and they dont stank
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You want your man to “be a damn man” but you don’t mind a nigga going bald on his balls ???
This is why niggas don’t know whether they should be thugs or metro so they incorporate both and roll the dice… hence the tight jeans that sag and the thugs walking around licking lollipops….lol.
Ain’t a damn thing manly about a nigga with no hair on his balls… all he has to do is tuck and he gon be ready to raid your panty drawer…
June 26, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
now dig, you know jaeda a funny dude.. love rubbing in she can get to shit, emailing youtubes like the carrot in front of the horse… she aint even right lol
June 26, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
I want naked bald bare..whatver balls. And yes i like the manly man kinda man.
June 26, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
Shes a tease LOL
June 26, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
but it’s not YouTube!! it’s embedded in the site….unless you guys can’t access the site either?
June 26, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
comment by cec :
June 26, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
I want naked bald bare..whatver balls. And yes i like the manly man kinda man.
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??????
Thats like me saying I want a woman with big muscles but I like feminine women….
June 26, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
We can access the site, but are we just reading something is there something to watch because it wont allow me to watch anything
June 26, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
oh…sorry…I’ll pour out a little Ting for those of you stuck on the plantation
June 26, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
It dont show the vid - its just an empty space where the vid is, just like on the gossip spots.
June 26, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
yall on lockdown for real.
It’s a video from worldstarthiphop.com.
I’ve never heard of that before, so something else must be getting flagged for it to be blocked.
June 26, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
Oh Willy, I just love how youre all knowitallsy.
June 26, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Is it going to get wet in here? cause i can exit, i got my own issues going over here and i dont wanna be in no mess
June 26, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
Get in the room and lay on the bed…
Lemme finish this sammich first doe.
June 26, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
Willy cut it out right now
got me choking on doritos and shit
June 26, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
‘got me choking on doritos and shit’
June 26, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
Willy,
Ive been put on notice today that folks are sick of our shit, and we need to get a room LOL….
June 26, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
‘Ive been put on notice today that folks are sick of our shit, and we need to get a room LOL….’
And here I am thinkin black love was beautiful.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
June 26, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
@ Dig and Willy
and quickly
June 26, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
June 26, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
Dont be mad, shoot, I can be his tenderoni if I want to
June 26, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
June 26, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
Let em know Nip!
June 26, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
June 26, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
Wow.
Per Sandra Rose:
I DID NOT SEND EMAIL(S) TO THAT WOMAN!
By now I guess you’ve heard about the drama surrounding Sen. Barack Obama? I swear these men are so predictable.
Why do you need political assassins like Sean Hannity or Bill O’Reilly when you have groupie females? It’s always a woman who brings these powerful guys to their knees. In the 60s, the FBI tracked Martin Luther King Jr’s every move — even making secret tapes of him having sex with women in his hotel rooms which they then forwarded on to Coretta Scott King who was at home taking care of his kids.
Now the presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama has to defend himself against emails that he says he didn’t send to sexy actress Scarlett Johansson. According to Johnasson, she “regularly” offers the politician advice via e-mail. ‘Regularly’ implies they communicated more than once.
But Obama insisted he sent only one email to Johansson, and that was after her original message was forwarded to him by his assistant Reggie Love. He explained, “She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me.
“I (wrote) saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do’, and suddenly we have this email relationship.”
Duh! It only takes ONE response to get the gossip ball rolling. If this snowballs out of control, I don’t even feel sorry for him. Don’t you hate it when married men act confused when they get caught doing stupid sh*t? Why didn’t Obama let Reggie email her back? Or better yet, let Michelle email her back?
Scarlett countered saying she was “stunned” when Obama began emailing her.
She said, “Someone like the senator (Obama), who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’, how can he return these personal e-mails?“
June 26, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
i personally could care less about the carrying on… HOW-MUTHA FUCKIN-EVA the pics gotta stop! everytime i see them all the can think of poop digging expeditions and it stunts my ability to live a productive and happy life.
thanks!
June 26, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
LOL The Bobby and Whitney pics?
June 26, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
YES NIPPY DAMN IT!