NEW YORK (AP) — Just in case anybody had forgotten that Kobe Bryant has never won an NBA title without Shaquille O’Neal, the big man sent out a reminder.
The Phoenix Suns center can be seen rapping that “Kobe couldn’t do without me” in a video posted online at celebrity news and gossip site TMZ.com
During the two-minute video, a grinning O’Neal lurches through an improvised rap in which he skewers the Lakers’ star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles.
“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. “That is what MC’s do. They freestyle when called upon. I’m totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all.”
O’Neal and Bryant last played together in 2004. After a long-simmering feud came to a boil in public, O’Neal was traded to Miami before the 2004-05 season, and won an NBA championship with the Heat in 2006.
Bryant and the Lakers didn’t reach the finals again until earlier this month, when the Boston Celtics beat them 4-2.
“You know how I be,” Shaq rapped. “Last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.”
O’Neal, who has recorded seven albums, also said he is “the difference between first and last place” and even took a jab at former New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing’s lack of championship rings.
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June 24, 2008 @ 7:47 am
Man… I understand the whole Hip Hop Battle thing. But Some shit should just not be said… Especially when the one who is saying it…Made “Shaq-fu…the Return” but hey its whatever.
June 24, 2008 @ 8:11 am
Ugh…Shaq is like that guy you dumped who just won’t get over it, so he feels compelled to reference it in every conversation, even though he’s “so happy” with the new chick…seriously, MOVE the
on…
June 24, 2008 @ 8:29 am
Ugh…**eric*is like that guy you dumped who just won’t get over it, so he feels compelled to reference it in every conversation, even though he’s “so happy” with the new chick…seriously, MOVE the on…
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edited to refernce the 2 phone calls that got sent to vm after we got offline last night..
June 24, 2008 @ 8:30 am
offical statement:
as a lifetime laker fan and a lover of shaq since the magic and blue chip days… i refuse to comment on all matters regarding any and all “beef” between the two. in my reality, this post doesnt even exist.
thanks!
~the managment
June 24, 2008 @ 8:31 am
..that being said.. i read the transcript on the celebitchy, this man needs to never rap
June 24, 2008 @ 8:33 am
Im sorry, but I soooo dont give a shit, LOL. Never gave a hell about a Kobe or a Shaq, and I aint gon start today
June 24, 2008 @ 8:38 am
Dig
Lay down over there your masseuse will be in shortly…
{yells to the back}
Hey Gunter…you might want to bring out the extra oils… we got a tense one!!!!!
June 24, 2008 @ 8:39 am
I ride wit Shaq…
so I think the shit is funny.
**I’m a true what, I’m a true Fushnick**
**skips off the blog**
June 24, 2008 @ 8:41 am
i miss fushnickens… i mad a cassette with them on one side, das efx on the other… it was a the shit.. wonder if its still in a box somewhere….
June 24, 2008 @ 8:50 am
‘Hey Gunter…you might want to bring out the extra oils… we got a tense one!!!!!’
Nah I aint tense. Just devoutly anti-Laker LOL.
But speaking of massage oils… can I just tell you how much I love the pina colada flavor oil I ordered that heats up when you breathe on it???
Hot damn.
June 24, 2008 @ 8:54 am
Nah I aint tense. Just devoutly anti-Laker LOL
June 24, 2008 @ 9:06 am
i hope the tar heels training facility burns with flames hotter than dante’s
June 24, 2008 @ 9:08 am
But speaking of massage oils… can I just tell you how much I love the pina colada flavor oil I ordered that heats up when you breathe on it???
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yeah thats a big seller…. I sold 3 stripper poles last friday.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:10 am
‘I sold 3 stripper poles last friday.’
Biters.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:15 am
LMAO@ the name of the person on my line right now… its menage… spelled manoj, but its still funny
June 24, 2008 @ 9:16 am
Manoj….
Thats an ugly ass spelling
June 24, 2008 @ 9:18 am
Yeah
It was a good show….and these ladies were off from the start.
I got this real HUGE ASS Dildo that looks just like a dick…and I pull it out at the very end…sorta like a gag to get responses…. MAAAANNNN i pulled that thing out and a chick said without even blinking….”SOLD”
June 24, 2008 @ 9:18 am
They got an award last night.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:19 am
the name of the person on my line right now… its menage… spelled manoj, but its still funny
Damn shame….
June 24, 2008 @ 9:20 am
Dig
Maybe it was an acheivement award or something…
June 24, 2008 @ 9:22 am
And Big Rube is gettin hitched! This is his girl…
June 24, 2008 @ 9:22 am
are we reading prodigy on bossip? thoughts?
June 24, 2008 @ 9:22 am
Says it was the Golden Note (ASCAP) award.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:24 am
Yeah they received the Golden Note Award… I guess since going over 25 yrs They are getting into the lifetime achievement award status.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:25 am
Good Job Ruben…. You know that girl know how to cook. Aint no doubt in my mind.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:25 am
‘IT’S NOT IN A BLACK PERSON’S NATURE TO HATE; ONLY TO CREATE, EXCEL, SHARE AND LOVE.’
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
I stopped reading right there
June 24, 2008 @ 9:33 am
‘IT’S NOT IN A BLACK PERSON’S NATURE TO HATE; ONLY TO CREATE, EXCEL, SHARE AND LOVE.’
WTF….said this bullshit. Where is the slap button when you need it.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:36 am
Prodigy.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:39 am
Prodigy
See this is why some niggas need a “No-interview” clause in their contracts…cause dumb shit like that comes out. This nigga is on G-Unit…last time I checked that shit was HATE CENTRAL
June 24, 2008 @ 9:51 am
He wrote that on a blog or something. I just dont have the patience LOL.
But on another note folks, nevermind why, but I was thinking the other night that if anything (God forbid) were to happen to any of us, how would we even know? I mean the Roc is str8 cause theres 3 or 4 of us - somebody could relay the info. But CJP, youre pretty isolated, and Willy, nigga, you damn near on another planet LOL. Not to mention the others. Yall local friends dont know yall hang out here. And the ones who do probably dont think its that serious to come notify nobody.
Just thought we might wanna come up with a suggestion or two.
June 24, 2008 @ 9:59 am
call 1-900-hustla, enter prompt #3 for sohh updates, then press the poster of your choice to activate the chip impleanted in each one of our hands. if no bat signal goes up, you know we have a fallen soulija…
sorry dig, i know its not funny.. but i couldnt help it
June 24, 2008 @ 10:01 am
*staring into the camera*
June 24, 2008 @ 10:11 am
Just thought we might wanna come up with a suggestion or two.
If the ladies in GA start offing themselves by the dozens…then you know something is up… Plus the number I have will Never change. You have it. And If I dont come on the blog after about 3mos. then you might want to check… But the chicks committing suicide would be an obvious giveaway.
June 24, 2008 @ 10:17 am
CJP, get over yourself LOL.
How bout everybody just makes sure somebody outside of this blog has the number of somebody ON this blog and is instructed to call and notify a nigga if some bullshit ever happens. You can give em mine, I dont care.
Dont yall got a list of emergency contacts on your refrigerator? LOL Cant you add a nigga name or something?
June 24, 2008 @ 10:18 am
Yeah, my number stays the same.
June 24, 2008 @ 10:19 am
cjp, you do know she is going to kick both of us in the face, right?
June 24, 2008 @ 10:20 am
Yeah, my number stays the same.
Ok so we just suppose to hope that even though YOU mighta got hit by a milk truck, your phone gonna come out ok?
June 24, 2008 @ 10:24 am
cjp, you do know she is going to kick both of us in the face, right?
Yeah…but who cares
its funny…
June 24, 2008 @ 10:26 am
Fine CJP. Think its a joke. If I dont find out til 3 months later, and cant bury you with a New Edition baseball jersey and a Prince box set, you aint got nobody to blame but yourself! LOL
June 24, 2008 @ 10:27 am
Ok so we just suppose to hope that even though YOU mighta got hit by a milk truck, your phone gonna come out ok?
My phone records sweetie…. plus all my contacts are in my journal… Its all good.
An its not me getting over myself you need to worry about… its the others. Thus watch out for the ladies in GA.
June 24, 2008 @ 10:28 am
Naw DIG on the real…yall WILL BE notified.
June 24, 2008 @ 10:29 am
‘Ok so we just suppose to hope that even though YOU mighta got hit by a milk truck, your phone gonna come out ok?’
My RAZR is tuff woman, tuff.
June 24, 2008 @ 10:30 am
‘An its not me getting over myself you need to worry about… its the others. Thus watch out for the ladies in GA.’
CJP, you sure about that? I can think of one or two Walmart shoppers that might be sayin “good riddance!”
June 24, 2008 @ 10:31 am
Bitches’ll be walkin around mumblin “sorry ass nigga, thats what he get for not givin me no gas money”
June 24, 2008 @ 10:32 am
CJP, you sure about that? I can think of one or two Walmart shoppers that might be sayin “good riddance!”
Why you gotta bring up old shit…. Plus even when they mad they smile…its all good.
Im saying..Who throws marshmallows.
damn shame….
June 24, 2008 @ 10:35 am
‘Bitches’ll be walkin around mumblin “sorry ass nigga, thats what he get for not givin me no gas money”’
June 24, 2008 @ 10:43 am
Bitches’ll be walkin around mumblin “sorry ass nigga, thats what he get for not givin me no gas money”
Man…that bitch there. I got a call from her the other night…I told her that I couldnt talk to her because it was a recession.
June 24, 2008 @ 10:53 am
Hello everybody
Dig i wanna thank you so very very much for that picture of NE …i swear i have to find Mike Bivins and Ricky Bell and show them just how much i appreciated them in the group
June 24, 2008 @ 10:56 am
Man…that bitch there. I got a call from her the other night…I told her that I couldnt talk to her because it was a recession.
Good one
June 24, 2008 @ 10:59 am
Baby still ringin ya phone man?
CJP got that whip appeal.
June 24, 2008 @ 11:02 am
LOL, you welcome, Cec. But cant nobody replace my Ronnie. I kissed the first boy I ever kissed cause he looked just like him
‘I told her that I couldnt talk to her because it was a recession.’
LOL sound like me yesterday. This bullshit dude from Syracuse who I blew off months and months ago continues to text me out of the blue and call out the blue, just for me to not answer the phone or reply. He texts me yesterday talkin bout here is his new number and let him know that I got his text.
*staring*
Dude, I never called you at the old number, what makes you think Im gon call you at the new? LOL
And why do stupid people always think you dont wanna talk to em cause you got a man. Like it cant possibly be the fact that I just dont like you LOL.
June 24, 2008 @ 11:06 am
LOL, you welcome, Cec. But cant nobody replace my Ronnie. I kissed the first boy I ever kissed cause he looked just like him
Yea i used to like Ronnie too but ima not be greedy…i leave Ronnie for u to work out. But i want Biv and Bell at the same damn time.
And y is it that when u horny, every song u hear got to do with fucking? any other day im good but today its ridiculous …and i bought Jaheim Cd- its soo nice yall. Go cop it
June 24, 2008 @ 11:09 am
‘And y is it that when u horny, every song u hear got to do with fucking?’
Well IDK bout that but I do know that when you pissed off at somebody every song that could ever possibly remind you of em will be on. Back to back. In stereo.
June 24, 2008 @ 11:10 am
@ Dig
Yea thats true too. Beg to hear the song when everything is good and cant get it: Break up and the damn song is in rotation
June 24, 2008 @ 11:13 am
But i know something wrong when I jump in the car and “stroke u up” is on ( by changing faces) and the “Sex up” (by color me bad). Now i cant stay focused
June 24, 2008 @ 11:15 am
Yeah I noticed that when it came on too - cause I aint heard it in 57 years.
June 24, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Sidebar:
What kinda HERBS chill in the aisles at work comparing Ramen noodle flavors?
“Have you had the Chili Ramen Noodles?”
Seriously dude? They have a chili flavor? Do you really sound excited that you mighta had em before this nigga even knew about em? Seriously? LOL
June 24, 2008 @ 11:17 am
Yeah I noticed that when it came on too - cause I aint heard it in 57 years.
Yea im in the car going damn…do u mind if i stroke u up…and going into that fantasy land i like to hang out in were im doing it all day
June 24, 2008 @ 11:18 am
‘And y is it that when u horny, every song u hear got to do with fucking?’
-==========
usually because i’m playing the ‘get it poppin’ playlist
June 24, 2008 @ 11:18 am
Dig- Patrick and Victor or Patrick and Matt cause i know Patrick is over there talking about Ramen Noodles
June 24, 2008 @ 11:21 am
Victor.
June 24, 2008 @ 11:30 am
Baby still ringin ya phone man?
Willy Man…Its a bunch of nothing if you ask me. She talked all that shit but stills calls every now an then…Talking about “Im just seeing how you doing”…. Im like “Arent I wasting your anytime minutes or something”… I get a lil giggle cause she know I know she on that bullshit… so she asked me whats up I tell her …”
Its a recession, thats whats up…gas prices are higher than ever, so I dont know if talking to you is good, Ill hit ya back”
June 24, 2008 @ 11:53 am
June 24, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Ok Willy. Ya girl has a youtube account now, page and all. The video rampage has not yet begun - gonna check out the scene first - but you can expect some next level fuckery some time soon
June 24, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
You ever have a moment where somebody tells you something that is such utter and complete bullshit that you cant even find anything to say in response? LOL
Im sitting here remembering a time when I was tellin somebody that showing up once a week was unacceptable and he had the nerve to tell me “I know, but I do that cause I wanna miss you.”
Nigga no you didnt just gimme that, LOL.
Men are a trip.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
You ever have a moment where somebody tells you something that is such utter and complete bullshit that you cant even find anything to say in response? LOL
I just told u this very thing yesterday …after i told u i was in the Twilight Zone
June 24, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
Hey Del!
I see you behind the plant over there.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
Cec I know, and its hilarious after the fact when you reflect on it, but at the time you dont know what to do, so you just go sit down.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Cec I know, and its hilarious after the fact when you reflect on it, but at the time you dont know what to do, so you just go sit down.
Right or u look at ur closet door and wait for Alfred Hitchcock to come out
June 24, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
‘but you can expect some next level fuckery some time soon ‘
Sweet Jesus.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
Men i have a question:
If u had a 8yr old son and a girl thats like 12 kicked him in the throat- Would u get mad that he came home crying and didnt fight back or would u be ready to hook off on the 12 yr old that kicked ur son or All of the above?
And yes this is a totally random question
June 24, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
What the hell kinda question…….
June 24, 2008 @ 12:33 pm
There is a reason i ask this question….but im curious to know what the fellas first instincts are
June 24, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
I know, but I do that cause I wanna miss you.”
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Damn…. that right up there with ” you are the only one for me”….lol.
aside from alladat..
As a proponent of the “stay far and away from my ass” line of thinking… I can’t understand what is so “funny” about a big 360lbs man asking Kobe Bryant how his ass tastes…. in front of a crowded room. You would think that the Superhead book might have gotten him on the track of divorce but along with global warming and the current state of the economy in addition to the rise in teenage pregnancy… its all Kobe’s fault. And no one is up in arms about this nigga asking another man about how his ass tastes ??? I don’t even know how to process that thought b4 it comes outta my mouth… my teeth would have to be the last line of defense b4 those type of words came out my mouth…even when just “joking around”. And this nigga gon say ” I was just freestyling”… Imagine if Big Daddy Kane asked Rakim how his ass tasted in some random “freestyle”.
Personally… I think all the “gay shit” this niggas been doing behind closed doors is the real reason why his wife wants him outta there. I can understand once… maybe even twice… but to stand on stage and repeat about a nigga tasting your ass in THE EAST VILLAGE of NYC sounds a lil bit shady if you ask me…..
June 24, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
Girl kicks me and I’m prolly tryin to beat her ass at 8 yrs old.
But I’d need more details…
like why he would be getting kicked in the throat.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
This nigga right ^^^ here^^^
June 24, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
Men i have a question:
If u had a 8yr old son and a girl thats like 12 kicked him in the throat- Would u get mad that he came home crying and didnt fight back or would u be ready to hook off on the 12 yr old that kicked ur son or All of the above?
And yes this is a totally random question
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I would beef about his pussy ass coming home crying.
If you gonna cry… hit the bitch back. If you gonna be a “man” about it and not kick her back, than swallow up the pain and be a “man”.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
like why he would be getting kick in the throat
The girl got mad at him because he wouldnt play what SHE wanted him to play. He wanted play football and she was like uh nah…he persisted and he got kciked in the throat
June 24, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
Ohhhhh Persia…
just watched that dancehall video…
Um…
June 24, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
I would beef about his pussy ass coming home crying.
If you gonna cry… hit the bitch back. If you gonna be a “man” about it and not kick her back, than swallow up the pain and be a “man”.
ok this is what the father said.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
‘The girl got mad at him because he wouldnt play what SHE wanted him to play.’
Oh I see she’s in training already…
woman training.
Naw…
I wouldn’t be mad at him. I’d take it straight to the girl’s parents.
That shit prolly hurt, so I can understand the tears.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
But damn, she had to kick him in the THROAT though?
I know my son would black out on a bitch, but I’m STILL spazzin.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
And when I was in the fourth grade… I mumbled under my breath to a teacher “Kiss my Ass”…
when she turned around and asked who said that… Kiesha Braddock ( I will never forget that name for some reason) was the only one that spoke up and said… “ABDEL SAID IT”…. so my [probationary period turned into a “your son cannot enroll next year”. But I wasn’t satisfied with that… after 3 days of suspension… I came back to school and didn’t make it pass 9am before I punched kiesha in the stomach and sent her fat ass to the nurse… I never saw the inside of that school again and i don’t regret doing it…. this was the first and only time I have ever hit a woman….
June 24, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
My bad… that was 6th grade….
June 24, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
‘I came back to school and didn’t make it pass 9am before I punched kiesha in the stomach and sent her fat ass to the nurse…’
June 24, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
ok this is what the father said.
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Don’t jinx a nigga…lol.
June 24, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
‘Don’t jinx a nigga…’
Remember…if she say’s “we need to talk”…it’s too damn late.
June 24, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
June 24, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Remember…if she say’s “we need to talk”…it’s too damn late.
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Its never too late… I already punched one bitch in the belly… I might be forced to do it again….
June 24, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Oh no.
June 24, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
This nigga…X 2.
June 24, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
‘I came back to school and didn’t make it pass 9am before I punched kiesha in the stomach and sent her fat ass to the nurse…’
Personally i dont blame u on this one. Ida had her ass marked to….
June 24, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
The reason i asked this question is becuase a couple that i frequently associate with, their son got kicked in the throat by a 12 yr old girl who didnt want to play football with him. Now he is 8 and he is def a mamas boy and he is a little and scrawny. He came home crying and the dad went off cause he aint beat the girl ass, mom stook up for the son and was like No he is a lil boy and she shouldnt be kicking him in the throat and went to confront the girl and her parents. I wanted to see what the men would say.
June 24, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
Next thing you know, the lil boy gonna be jumping rope with the girl and watching hannah montana…. Daddy better take charge b4 he starts auditioning for American idol…..
ARCHULETA !!!!!!!
June 24, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
June 24, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
Next thing you know, the lil boy gonna be jumping rope with the girl and watching hannah montana…. Daddy better take charge b4 he starts auditioning for American idol…..
See
I think i agree with both parents, ida been mad if she kicked him and he came running home and didnt even try but at the same time if the girl was bigger that can be intimidating at 8 so i woulda had sympathy for my child and stepped to the parents like u better get baby Taebo under check before I kick her in the throat.
June 24, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
Ohhhhh Persia…
just watched that dancehall video…
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what dancehall video?
June 24, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
I’d be highly careful sanctioning ‘violence’ at that age.
**giggle on the inside if your child whoops a lil ass, but don’t show it
Gotta make it clear that a physical confrontation, even if started by someone else, should really be a last and final alternative to protect oneself.
Particularly in this case because a female is involved.
June 24, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
The one you forwarded…
the white broad gettin banged out in Jamaica.
June 24, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
‘Gotta make it clear that a physical confrontation, even if started by someone else, should really be a last and final alternative to protect oneself.’
You go boy! Ole kidless self, knowing stuff.
June 24, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
ok yall im out , have a good nite
June 24, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
‘You go boy! Ole kidless self, knowing stuff.’
I’m sayin…
my e-husband swag is bananas.
June 24, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
damn it willy, you late as HELL!!!