SOHH Over It!

Eskay Making Shit Up.

May 13, 2008 willyjsimmons 74 comments

This silly nigga

Jay-Z responds to that racist knob polisher Noel Gallagher’s comments about his appearance at the Glastonbury festival in the UK.

What exactly did Noel say you ask?

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it,” he said. “If you start to break it then people aren’t going to go. I’m sorry, but Jay-Z? No chance.”

Where’s the racism?  Let that dumb nigga eskay tell it

keep believing that. lemme ask you Noel defenders, what evidence do you have that says he’s not racist?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.

This is our best negro hiphop blogger?

Yikes.

And Oasis sucks.  So fuck eskay for even putting me in a position to defend Noel.  Fucker.

Main Street @ 3:01 pm

Prom Drama

cec 118 comments

Teenager Marche Taylor was banned from her high school prom and led away in handcuffs after turning up in a skimpy dress over the weekend. She’d dared to bare her legs, shoulders and midriff in the risqué yellow outfit at the last sioree of Madison High School’s year in Houston, Texas. When the 17-year-old tried to get past door staff at the Sugar Land Marriott hotel’s ballroom, she was told she’d violated her school’s dress code. A confrontation turned nasty and police were called, escorting Taylor away in handcuffs.

Ok this is what im talking about. I wanna know why this girl mama allowed her to leave the house thinking she looked acceptable enough to attend her prom looking like a $2 ho AND why are we getting ignorant and hauled off in handcuffs cause someone trying to tell you you are unacceptable…something her mama shoulda said.

Main Street @ 6:41 am

you got knocked the $^%# out!

May 12, 2008 persia 149 comments

lol… ok, i need to get out the door to go to work, but came across this and LMAO-ed

Hip-Hop mogul Marion “Suge” Knight was assaulted and involved in an altercation with an unknown man in front of Hollywood nightclub last night (May 10). Knight was at Shag nightclub when he began arguing with another man, reportedly over money.

According to reports, Knight and his entourage assaulted the man, who managed to land a blow which knocked Knight unconscious for almost three minutes.

An unknown woman who attempted to commandeer an SUV and transport Knight to the hospital struck the vehicles in front and in back of her, before security removed her from the driver’s seat.

Knight taken to a local hospital and treated for minor wounds.

He did not file a police report and allegedly refused to cooperate with Los Angeles Police Department officers.

bang

bang!

BANG!!

BAMMMMM!

Main Street @ 7:21 am

You Bangin On Bacon, Nigga?

May 9, 2008 dig 154 comments

*sigh*

Why is it always me? Huh? WHY? LOL

So Im sitting at my desk this morning, just got in. My phone rings. Unknown number. I answer, and the person hangs up.

Fifteen minutes later, my phone goes off again. Text message.

“Who is this?! How do you know Jermaine?”

*staring into the camera*

Now my first instinct was to break on this bitch, cause I know at 8:30 am, she bypassed dude completely and just came straight to me. The only Jermaine I know is my boxer-traipsing, frying pan and garlic powder borrowing ass neighbor. You know the one, LOL. He has some new chick floating around lately, who has “call any bitch whose number comes up” written all over her face. So I start to wonder if its her, but we havent called or texted each other in a forever, so my number wouldnt have come up. Nevertheless, there are two ways you can play this situation.

1. I could fuck wit her just to piss her stupid ass off, even though I dont know who the hell she talkin about.

2. I could just tell her I dont know who she talkin about and if she think he knows me, she’s better off just askin him how.

You all know how much I HATE when bitches do this shit, but I decided to take the high road.

Text: “I dont know who you talkin bout, but you should probably just ask him.”

Text: “Ur # is in my other phone from 2-something this morning.”

*Lightbulb!*

Ok, yall remember about a year or so ago when I asked yall if I was wrong for fuckin wit a dude that USED TO BE boys with my baby daddy, if they have been out of each other’s lives for the last 6 or 7 years and neither of us knew we both knew him? Well THAT dude called me at 2-something this morning.

Text: “[Name] called me at that time. I dont know this Jermaine dude you talkin about.”

Text: “Ok thank you.”

Now what if I was having a bad morning and I decided to play cat and mouse with this bitch just offa GP? She be done fucked up her relationship with whoever the fuck Jermaine is, cause she let me tell her some bullshit I cooked up on the fly, and ole boy aint even did shit. If you think there is something going on, what on God’s green earth would make you come ask ME first? ASK HIM FIRST. I could be his boss or some shit for all you know.

Now let’s talk about this damn near 3-am phone call. Dude lives outta state, but comes back from time to time, and he called to tell me he was in town. I didnt even know who it was at first cause he aint call from his phone.

Him: “Oh I aint think you was gonna answer, I thought you mighta been sleep”

Me: “I am.” < notice I said ‘am’ and not ‘was’ - MESSAGE! LOL

Him: “Well whatchu been up to, man? I know I aint talked to you in a minute.”

Me: “Well, right now, nothing, just sleep.”

Him: “Everybody good though?”

Me: “Yeah.”

Him: “Ok, thats wassup. But look, Im around the corner at my mom’s. Wont you see a nigga for a minute?”

*staring into the camera*

Me: “Dawg, I gotta work in the morning. I have to be up in three hours. Im going back to bed.”

Him: “I aint gonna keep you long, I just wanna come holla.”

(thinkin: well shit if you aint gon keep me long then HELL no I aint gettin up LOL)

Me: “Another time.”

Him: “Aight well I fly back out Sunday.”

Me: “Uh huh.”

Him: “So I’ll holla at ya.”

Me: “Yeah” (red button LOL)

There is so much wrong with THIS conversation, I dont even know where to begin.

Main Street @ 7:19 am

Thoughts on Big Al….

May 8, 2008 ihadnochoice 191 comments

Al Sharpton might be the most polarizing figure in modern civil rights. White people hate him and a lot of black people don’t care for the dude either. But no matter what… Al keeps fighting for us. Even I have criticized Al but who is always on the frontlines for us ? Obama ? Micheal Jordan ? Shaquille Oneal ? These are our “heroes” but when one of us gets bucked down who is the one who answers that 3am call ? Not Oprah. Tavis Smiley can get publicy upset about getting the shaft from Obama but I haven’t heard a word about this Sean Bell case on his show ( my bad… one show). But we still shit on Al for “being there”. Rev Al managed to “shut down the city” yesterday. .. peacefully. Its funny how these cops beat the shit outta those dudes and those cops are still walking but let them catch you beating a dog on camera and see what happens to your ass. Check the comments at the bottom of this report (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2008/05/07/2008-05-07_hundreds_protest_sean_bell_verdict.html) …. read how these people are just insensitive to other people struggles. The people who left those comments are people you work with… people who take care of your kids at day care….. people who pump your gas and pay your salaries. They ain’t gonna be there to march for your family if , god forbid, some bullshit happens to your family. Oprah ain’t gonna be there either until you decide to write a book about it. Jay Z won’t be there unless it has to do with ROCAWEAR. But its Rev. Al that get heat for “being there”.

The dude ain’t perfect. He may come down hard on rap and rightfully so because when blacks kill blacks, we can’t march for that. When lil girls are wearing booty pants because of BET’s influence on them, we can’t march for that because thats internal shit WE have to deal with. Blacks killing blacks is our problem. Arabs kill arabs everyday in the Middle East… do we care about that ? Palestinians and Jews blow each other up daily and that ain’t our business either. But when our civil rights are being violated there is only one dude that is ALWAYS there. We may not always agree with his views and opinions but we can’t ignore his passion and his will. Rev Al has enough money to retire and go live on some carribean island and not have a worry in the world but when the shit hits the fan, Al is there to TRY and clean up the mess. I can’t shit on effort, especially when the effort is being bashed by people who are not giving that same effort. I get in that “NY state of mind” some times thinking we are better than everybody else but at the end of the day, no matter where you at, you are still a worthless nigger to them. No matter how many raises or promotions they give you, they will NEVER look at you as equal. They ain’t gonna condone you fucking their sons and daughters ? They don’t want “their” kids dressing and acting like “your kids”.  You see that white face that gave you that “Hi hello how are you doing” this morning….. scowl at that motherfucker and tell em you ain’t doing good. Tell em how many of your family are locked up in prison away from their families. Tell em how you got pulled over yesterday for no fucking reason other than your car is nice and you ain’t white enough to be driving it. Tell them how you were thrown up against a wall on your way to the grocery store like some hardened criminal without apology just because “you were acting suspicious”.  And then ask them how are they doing and see their response.  Thats my rant for the day… carry on.

Main Street @ 5:55 am

Math… Its Important.

May 7, 2008 cjp 34 comments

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

Main Street @ 6:55 am

This is why there should be Rules

May 6, 2008 cjp 93 comments

Woman Sentenced To 5 Years In Involuntary Manslaughter Case

 

 

KXAS-TV

updated 1:01 a.m. ET, Tues., May. 6, 2008

FORT WORTH, Texas - An Arlington woman found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in her lover’s death was sentenced on Monday night to five years in prison.

Tracy Roberson, 37, cried several times while on the stand Monday afternoon. She described in great detail how she was involved in a controlling relationship with her husband of 21 years, Darrell Roberson.

Prosecutors said Tracy Roberson falsely told her husband she was raped to cover up an extramarital affair, resulting in the shooting death of her lover, Devin LaSalle, 32.

The jury decided last week that her reckless behavior caused her husband to shoot and kill LaSalle when Tracy Roberson falsely told her husband LaSalle raped her in December 2006.

In her testimony, Tracy Roberson tried to convince the Tarrant County jury to give her probation rather than a prison sentence. She faced up to 20 years in prison.

“Five years seems slight, but this is a unique case; it’s a groundbreaking case,” prosecutor Sean Colston said.

Tracy Roberson’s defense attorneys consoled her three children, who cried hysterically after the sentence was announced.

“What do you say when children are going from Mom to Dad and saying, ‘How can this happen? Daddy, you told me Mom was coming home,’” defense attorney Jill Davis said.

Davis said all the children saw was “their mother in jail clothes being led off in handcuffs.”

Davis said she thinks Tracy Roberson will be a model prisoner and will make parole after two and a half years.

Defense attorneys had previously said that putting Tracy Roberson on the stand might help the jury see the human side.

Defense attorneys had argued that Darrell Roberson never believed she was being raped when he caught her in a compromising situation with LaSalle.

“The evidence — and you’ll know it after you hear it — is that he pulled that trigger because he was mad, and he was jealous, and he couldn’t have heard her cry rape,” Davis said.

Tracy Roberson was found guilty of second-degree manslaughter last week after jurors deliberated for nearly two days. Deliberations began Thursday afternoon, and the jury reached a verdict at about 5:30 p.m. Friday. The punishment phase of the trial began Monday morning.

Tracy Roberson burst into tears when the guilty verdict was announced before she was taken into custody on Friday, NBC 5 reported.

Main Street @ 5:44 am

F*ck Birds

May 5, 2008 willyjsimmons 144 comments

shittin on and in my grill.

Fuck YOU!

How was your weekend?

Hitman is a bullshit movie.  Mediocre at best.

The only good part is when shorty is tryin to give him the puss, and he sticks that needle in her neck and knocks her out. LOL

But that’s just me.

Tell it.

The Pool @ 8:04 am

2 much church

May 2, 2008 cec 20 comments

Good morning Everyone

I really dont have nothing to say this morning thats really significant, i just wanted to share with you that my 9 yr old daughter and i got into a conversation this morning about End of the Road by Boys II Men. I was listening to the Boomerang sdrtrck and the song came on and she was like “oh i know this song, we sung it in church”. I looked at her in amazement and then began to probe, “u sung this song when in church”. After about 2 minutes of deliberation, we realized she had this song mixed up with a Fred Hammond song. It made me laugh cause she was seriously adamant that they sang that song last Sunday in childrens church.

But again, just wanted to share that this morning. Again nothing significant…have a good day!

Main Street @ 7:53 am

Some Things Just Never Change

dig 76 comments

…. while other shit is just changin, and changin, and changin, LOL.

So about a year ago, I told yall bout the dude I use to talk to who moved back to VA on me, then called me talkin bout how he was coming back and was determined to show me how he could be the man I needed him to be. He came back, and we’ve always been friends, so we hung out and what not. He told me he was ready to be with me and I just looked at him LOL.

“Is that right? What makes you think so?” I asked.

*crickets*

LOL

See, thats exactly what I mean.

A nigga just be talkin, LOL. Dont know why he sayin what he sayin, just sayin it. He got a job, but all he did was complain about it, and he still aint had no ride, but I gave him a pass for having access to one… although it was his mama’s, who he was livin with…. along with her boyfriend, his sister and his two kids. *SMH* On top of that, dude still had not conquered the whole “call me if you not gon make it” concept. All that aside though, he’s a real good dude, and I have a weakness, so rather than subject myself to inevitable aggravation, I kept it moving.

Months go by and suddenly he’s popped back up. He called me this morning. Status: still at his mama’s, he quit his job before finding a new one, and he took his tax refund money to buy a car which he knew had electrical problems, thinking he could just get em fixed, only to find that it was too expensive to fix, so now he doesnt have a car again, and is out however much he spent for it. He’s the king of bad decisions. Still talkin bout “Im thinkin bout….” the same shit he was thinkin bout last summer and never did.

I like dude, but he’s the quintessential “victim” personality, and its SOHH disappointing. If he ever says to me again “It just aint my time,” Im liable to hook off on him. Nigga it aint NEVER your time! LOL When are you gonna stop making excuses for being a shiftless negro? You gonna be 87 years old still talkin bout it just aint your time? GTFOH. I got mad love for ya, baby, but a bitch like me got shit to do.

Deuces.

Main Street @ 7:53 am
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