SOHH Over It!

Road trip!!!

May 20, 2008 jaedalaurez 126 comments

July 20th in Toronto

“Rock the Bells” Concert

Rakim

Nas

Ghostface

Method Man

Redman

A Tribe Called Quest

De La Soul

Mos Def

Hosted by B-Real

I’m just sayin…

Uncategorized @ 4:01 pm

F*ck You!!! Again!!!

willyjsimmons no comments

They just won’t stop.

Stop trolling, BradFuckerrrrrrrrrr!

Main Street @ 12:36 pm

I know this

Banga 21 comments

I know this is a question or topic we’ve broached before

I know this

but I still have to ask……..

Why da fk do women like you more when you treat em like shit!!!!!!!!

Now I know we’ve been over this

I know this

but this sht right here nigga this sht right here is driving me up a got damn wall….

This chick I cut off a while back lately just keeps poppin up.  I literally stopped talking to this chick and the few times I have, Im just rude as fk cuz I’m extra salty she wasted my time.  Now when I say rude, I don’t mean haha funny funny rude.  I mean cold blooded fuck you rude and I do it just to amuse myself.  To see how far I can go to get her to hang up, she never does and I get bored and get off the phone.  I know your thinking why even answer the phone or tell her not to call you.  Initially I did but I ran into her and decided to not be an ass and now Im getting random calls.   Now this bird is tryin to come through, WTF and she’s acting like she’s down for the cauz.   Im so confused Ive never been this fk up to anyone, I literally told this chick You should be honored I answered your call.  I said to this chick, We don’t like your kind, she goes who black people Nah Stuntin ass ho’s… Why I gotta be a ho,  no comment .  She called last week like Whats up, Im like fuck I gotta start checking my caller I.D. Did I catch you at a bad moment………I just shook my head and said lemme call you back. I never call this bitch back. Later I get a text Im going to sleep fk u tellin me for.

I started to blackout on this chick again for the final time but there’s a part of me that feels, I owe to myself to face fk this bitch!

 

And since Im going on a rant sorry but Im fustrated, Asian girl like freeing my amistad but she won’t suck it.  Its happened twice and its starting to piss me off.  First her hands are always cold and she’s got nails and she’s nicked me 3 fkin times. The least you can do is kiss my booboo. Granted we’re at the movies but from past experience if you position your jacket just right no one can see what you’re doing.  And stop jerking soo hard BITCH this ain’t Atari that sht hurts!

 fk dat Im going to the strip club this weekend

 

Main Street @ 7:59 am

A**Hole Open Thread

willyjsimmons 35 comments

White House denies Bush apology over Quran.

Bush al-Maliki

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki’s office said Tuesday that President Bush apologized for a U.S. soldier shooting at a Quran, but the White House later said Bush expressed “deep concern” and stopped short of apologizing.

Why?

Dude’s an asshole.

Next question…

how good will American Idol look on the new TV? (A-a-a-archuleta!!!!!!)

Main Street @ 7:58 am

Madonna…and Harold and Kumar

jaedalaurez 13 comments

Okay, here’s the link to Madonna’s new CD, Hard Candy:

http://www.zshare.net/download/12304643cf62bd8a/

Saw the new Harold and Kumar…not as funny as the first, but still pretty funny…including this scene where Kumar accuses this light-skinned airport security of being racist, the guy responds “How am I being racist- I’m black”, and Kumar tells him he’s barely brown, and keeps calling him Matthew Perry.

Anyway, my question is- how does the discussion on racism change when talking to another minority as opposed to somebody white? And do you believe black folk can be racist?

Main Street @ 7:55 am

Where in the hell….

May 19, 2008 dig 85 comments

… is everybody at? Look alive, folks! The weekend is over, dammit! Get to bloggin!

Main Street @ 8:48 am

Plum Dumb

May 16, 2008 dig 147 comments

*sigh*

Ok. So Im kind of a nerd.

That being said, I’ve had a little bit of trouble with the “shut up and be pretty” thing, and after talkin to “Two Strikes” as I like to call him (he’s lightskinned and he’s from Brooklyn LOL) I remember why it is that I hate stupid people.

Something about talking to stupid people makes my eye twitch. I was talkin to this fool last night about men and women, right? He comments about women and their player antics. I say something to the effect of…. ok, women are on that shit these days, but what those women are doing to men now, men have been doing to women for years. He had the nerve to disagree with me, tell me thats my OPINION, and call me sexist!!! Do you know how fucken mad I get when someone calls me anything with an IST at the end of it????

It took everything in my power not to call him stupid to his face, and the only reason I didnt is cause I know it aint his fault he dumb LOL. But he was really pushing his luck when he told me he took a psychology and sociology class. Ok, dude, I have a degree in it, you really wanna go that route? LOL If you go to the doctor and he says you got cancer, you probably gon sit there and go “no I dont” LOL.

Its always the stupid people that think they know everything and swear they be putting you onto something. He will say something, and I will look at him like ‘please shut up’ and he will mistake it for ‘really?’ LOL. Then he goes ‘oh you didnt know that?’ and proceeds to drop that jewel, and I just make up some excuse to get up and walk it off. Its been working at a minimal level up til now, but I really think I have reached my limit.

I think I know pretty definitively (wow, look at that statement LOL) that having a man that meet me on my level intellectually is priority shit. We know we aint perfect, therefore, we cant expect the people we deal with to be, so we might have to deal with something lacking here and there, and sometimes its not that big a deal. I know at this very moment that a working brain is not one of those things.

Main Street @ 8:00 am

American Idol my A**

May 15, 2008 cjp 36 comments

I awoke to the shower starting in the bathroom and I didn’t think nothing of it. I got up a lil groggy and put CNN on.  Went to the kitchen got my smoothie ingredients ready and went to the shower that I must have turned on but forgot… Right?

 

I walk in and the water must have been warm cause it was steam all over the mirror so I knock off that first morning piss and turn toward the shower. I pull the curtain back….AAAAAAAHHHHHHH. “WTF… What the hell you doing in my shower”

 

Girl: I got up and took one before I left

Me: I thought you left last night  (speaking to myself: “cause I know I told you to let yourself out”

Girl: Nah I was tired as hell and didn’t want to be driving all late on the road

Me: Oh Ok…so I see you got yourself a towel and everything (bitch been in my linen closet)

Girl: Yeah…You know if you have guess over you should think about having towels out.

Me: Well I wasn’t planning on having guess over.

 

We shower get out and of course I start my morning like always… Now this chick is watching me walk around the crib instead of getting her shit and leaving. Now Im finishing up my smoothie an picking out a tie and she is watching fucking TV…   Again I say “I thought you were getting ready to go”  she say  “Oh I am but im gonna leave when you leave” ….. DAMN, Now I cant play New Edition and Do the steps to “If it isn’t Love” before I leave.  Shit… This is why being alone in so damn nice.  I hurry up and get dressed and let hit the garage to GTHO… she follows. I give my pleasantries and let her drive off. “Phew… That’s over with. Wait a minute…WTF is ole girls name”  “I really gotta stop drinking so Got Damn Much. Damn Willy and Dig and that American Idol” 

Main Street @ 8:15 am

Estelle!!!…and unfinished conversations…

jaedalaurez 39 comments

let me know if this link works:

http://www.zshare.net/download/1206461360ed892f/

 

And as per our conversation yesterday..

At the end of the day, Dig posted a convo where she mentioned she stuck her finger “where the sun don’t shine” and Mister liked it, but was freaked out that he liked it.

Now, I’ve done that before, and while men SAY they aren’t into it, I’ve never had one complain…after I did it. But they totally would never have gone for it if I’d asked…

So….my question is…

Is that out of pocket to try something you think your man might really like, even though it might be considered a little…..”of the ghey”?

Uncategorized @ 7:27 am

8 Years

May 14, 2008 willyjsimmons 3 comments

That’s what Remy got.

C-Ya!!!!

And ain’t Shyne fixin to get out? LOL!

ARCHULETA!!!!!! (no Chris Brown)

The Pool @ 7:52 am
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