Ok so I meet this lady this weekend and of course the regular dinner date follows. First off let me give you this chicks credentials… 34 no kids, works for Coke as an engineer. AN she asked me out. SO it wasn’t like I was pursuing her or anything. Matter fact I was minding my own damn business having my Got damn drink and she walks up to me. But anywho… We meet for dinner. Now by chicks phone calls we had before the meeting she was very personable smart and cool. No irks or nothing…. But I guess this was all before she got that first drink in her. Bitch get to talking about how us men are only after the puss and that why im here cause I saw an easy chance of fucking… Now not one time did I bring up sex nor was I trying to put it in her mouth. But she goes on and on about how dudes are just shitty and how We don’t respect what a woman is… WTF. Lady look Im just tryna enjoy my steak and some nice company…That’s it. If we fuck around so be it(But Im on restriction so I cant anyway). But Im not looking for all that RIGHT NOW. Then she goes into this whole spiel about how when we get the puss we don’t know what to do with it. Who the fuck this broad been fucking with…. Now I don’t like to toot my own horn..(why lie, yes I do) but I know my way around puss very well. But hey she don’t know me like that so fuck it. But I was doing good just trying to finish my steak and maybe go to a better vinue or just take my ass home. But she did it yall she did it…and tried to reverse the shit. “See Kareem…”
Me: “Huh what did you call me”
Chick: “oh Im so sorry Caribe I mean”
Me: “See you talking about how us men are when you are sittin over here not thinking about the shit that coming out of you mouth. Looking like a damn fool while everybody around us is shaking their damn head…Wonder who is this dumb ass sista that cant handle the sauce. An why is this brother so patient and haven’t got the fuck up and left or better mush your ass in the fucking face… but I was just trying to better understand you even though you made that absolutely imfuckingpossible. With all this im an independent woman and men cant handle it talk…but I was cool until you called me fucking Kareem so now I gotta do what everybody that looking at us right not thought I should do from the first time you open ya damn mouth and that’s get the fuck outta here”
Yep and an left the big head ass bitch with the check too… Damn that steak was good too. Ok then I get a text… “im sorry you can come by my home if you want to”… Huh I thought that what dudes always try to do…. I politely told her no thank you and took my ass home and listen to “Here my Dear Album” for Marvin Gaye. Dumb ass chick.
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May 21, 2008 @ 10:08 am
U know…u have some interesting luck with women. U tend to get the psycho ones. U sure u aint wearing a "i like Psycho girls" Neon sign on your back?
Thats crazy but im glad you told her off and left. I really bet she feels stupid cause i would
May 21, 2008 @ 11:25 am
“im sorry you can come by my home if you want to”…
CLASSIC!!!!!!!!
May 21, 2008 @ 11:52 am
man dont make me mad again…that chick was gone I swear.
May 21, 2008 @ 11:58 am
What in the hell was she drinkin?
May 21, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
What in the hell was she drinkin?
Dawg… It was a damn merlot wine. I was like damn im glad that bitch wasnt on the hard stuff.
May 21, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
‘I was like damn im glad that bitch wasnt on the hard stuff.’
Might of turned physical.
May 21, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
Might of turned physical.
Yeah like me beating her ass…Real Bad
May 21, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
‘Yeah like me beating her ass…Real Bad’
May 21, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
‘(But Im on restriction so I cant anyway). ‘
Da hell? LOL….that sound like the shit we say when we on our period. You on ya period, nigga? LOL
May 21, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
‘You on ya period, nigga? LOL’
LMAOOOOOOOO!
May 21, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
You on ya period, nigga? LOL
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Nah do to some earlier fuckkery i got myself into…im not supposed to be messing around for a while.
May 21, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Why am I in the mood for a stupid white people movie?
May 21, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Anywho, dig- Strictly Ballroom is a good stupid white people movie…or you could always go with Anchorman- that’s classic.
Nah do to some earlier fuckkery i got myself into…im not supposed to be messing around for a while.
May 21, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
Nah do to some earlier fuckkery i got myself into…im not supposed to be messing around for a while.
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uuhhhhhhh….
uuummmm…….
hmmmmmm…..
Talk about an open ended statement.
Spill the beans nigga… spread the message….. what kind of meds are you on and what are the side effects….
what do they look like ???
Does it hurt ???
May 21, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
Anywho, dig- Strictly Ballroom is a good stupid white people movie…or you could always go with Anchorman- that’s classic
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Superbad
Superbad
Superbad…
done watch that movie about 7 times in the past month
May 21, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
side effects….
what do they look like ???
Does it hurt ???
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Nah homie nothing like that… I was told I should take a break cause of the last situation i got into with the chick seeing me out chilling and then came back with that gas money shit…. My niggas I swear the ratio is 22 to 1 but i might need to get another set of 22 cause these ones im getting are defected.
May 21, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
AN Superbad is the shit…. McLovin
May 21, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Nah homie nothing like that… I was told I should take a break cause of the last situation i got into with the chick seeing me out chilling and then came back with that gas money shit…. My niggas I swear the ratio is 22 to 1 but i might need to get another set of 22 cause these ones im getting are defected.
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You shoulda clarified this earlier
cause I thought you got burnt too…..
outa respect I didn’t go there.
had a couple pencilin comments I wasn’t sure you’d find funny so I fell back.
May 21, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
test
May 21, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
ahh shit we can edit
May 21, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
User comment editing is a go.
Notice you have 15 minutes to make it happen from within the comment page.
If you need to edit a comment after that, you have to do so through the site admin panel.
LUNCH for me!
May 21, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
I still dont see it
May 21, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
Oh shit! That looks freaky as hell!
May 21, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
comment by dig :
May 21, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
Oh shit! That looks freaky as hell!
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See Whitney..
You could have gotten Bobby to do that months ago but you were too busy on that pipe…..
Over there talkin bout only blog authors have that right…. "I HAVE A DREAM THAT GROWN BLACK MEN AND GROWN BLACK WOMEN CAN EDIT THEIR BLOGS AS THEY LIKE "
and peep how that shit ryhmed son !!!!!
May 21, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
May 21, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
these cracker are getting their moneys worth outta this nigga. Just hit 34 hours and its only Wednesday…. no vaseline…..
I’m out…..
ARCHULETA !!!!!
May 26, 2008 @ 6:33 am
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