SOHH Over It!

A**Hole Open Thread

May 20, 2008 willyjsimmons

White House denies Bush apology over Quran.

Bush al-Maliki

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki’s office said Tuesday that President Bush apologized for a U.S. soldier shooting at a Quran, but the White House later said Bush expressed “deep concern” and stopped short of apologizing.

Why?

Dude’s an asshole.

Next question…

how good will American Idol look on the new TV? (A-a-a-archuleta!!!!!!)

Main Street @ 7:58 am

35 comments

  1. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 20, 2008 @ 8:06 am

    The new Idol is David Cook- the kids like the Archuleta, but they want to screw David Cook…DC for the win!!

  2. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 8:18 am

    ‘but they want to screw David Cook’

    Stop projecting.

  3. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 20, 2008 @ 8:21 am

    He’s not my type- I don’t like men with hips like 13 year old girls…it’s the Adam Levine thing…beautiful man, but waaaaaaaaaaay too skinny.

  4. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 8:37 am

    ‘but waaaaaaaaaaay too skinny.’

    This is simply beggin for one of my patented ‘Prince Says’ comments.

    Woooooo.

  5. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 20, 2008 @ 8:52 am

    I’m still waiting on the Prince Crawl for my birthday…

    And you know prince is the exception to every rule.

  6. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 10:42 am

    I got five on Archuleta.

  7. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:15 am

    @dig

    lady friend just texted me with ‘Team Cook’.

    Super Friends UNITE!!!!

    **jumps in Batsuit**

  8. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    Oh shit, where’s my invisible jet…..

  9. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:27 am

    It’s going to be David Cook- if nothing else, because 19E does not want to deal with the Archuleta’s batshit crazy father.

  10. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:33 am

    ‘19E does not want to deal with the Archuleta’s batshit crazy father.

    The father element does give me pause…

    but since he’s been busted out on it already, I would hope he knows how to slow his roll.

  11. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:34 am

    ‘Oh shit, where’s my invisible jet’

    Hit the alarm…

  12. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:35 am

    i know, but he’s already cost them thousands of bucks, so I’m pretty sure that even if he did "win" (and I don’t believe he will), Nigel would make an "executive decision"…

  13. comment by cjp :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:39 am

    Hit the alarm…

    Aw shit let me take the glasses off and loosen up the tie…

  14. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:40 am

    ‘Nigel would make an “executive decision”‘

    Dude needs to fall back…

    Blake is floppin like flapjacks right now.

    And I warned niggaz about him!!!

  15. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:42 am

    ‘Aw shit let me take the glasses off and loosen up the tie…’

    Let’s Get It!

    Now she just made a tequilla and porn bet with me.

    I win if I lose.

    But Archuleta’s got this shit, I don’t even care.

  16. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:44 am

    Oh…

    now she’s gettin cocky.

    **grabs explosive tipped baterrangs**

  17. comment by cjp :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:46 am

    I win if I lose.

    Beautiful…. thats the American way.

  18. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:48 am

    Nigga is you SEXTING???

  19. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:53 am

    Nigga is you SEXTING???

  20. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:53 am

    ‘Nigga is you SEXTING??’

    Not when she eneded with a ‘Beooootch’.

  21. comment by cjp :
    May 20, 2008 @ 11:57 am

    Nigga is you SEXTING???

    Thats good shit right there…. Willy work that shit. Try to work in a pearl necklace or some role play.

  22. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

    Not when she eneded with a ‘Beooootch’.

    Take that, take that, take that….

  23. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

    ‘Take that, take that, take that’

    Um…

    not the finger.

  24. comment by cjp :
    May 20, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

    Um…

    not the finger.
    ================================

    Damn Fool….

  25. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

    You know you wanna sit by me….

  26. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

    ‘You know you wanna sit by me’

    I’m scared as a muthafucka now.

  27. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

  28. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

    I haven’t been this scared since Mister slapped Celie for the first time.

  29. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 1:01 pm

    ‘I haven’t been this scared since Mister slapped Celie for the first time.’

    Great. Not only do I have to clean my monitor, but now I gotta figure out how to get little bits of Sun Chips out the crevices of my keyboard.

  30. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 1:03 pm

    Eli Porter, niggas.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

  31. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

    Warning: You may wanna put the cup down first.

  32. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 20, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

    ‘Warning: You may wanna put the cup down first.’

    Lunch for me…

    I’ll be back.

  33. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 20, 2008 @ 1:26 pm

    why is it only 3:26 dammit!!!!

  34. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

    I just had that same thought.

  35. comment by dig :
    May 20, 2008 @ 3:24 pm

    "Chocolate Rain…."

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