*sigh*
Ok. So Im kind of a nerd.
That being said, I’ve had a little bit of trouble with the “shut up and be pretty” thing, and after talkin to “Two Strikes” as I like to call him (he’s lightskinned and he’s from Brooklyn LOL) I remember why it is that I hate stupid people.
Something about talking to stupid people makes my eye twitch. I was talkin to this fool last night about men and women, right? He comments about women and their player antics. I say something to the effect of…. ok, women are on that shit these days, but what those women are doing to men now, men have been doing to women for years. He had the nerve to disagree with me, tell me thats my OPINION, and call me sexist!!! Do you know how fucken mad I get when someone calls me anything with an IST at the end of it????
It took everything in my power not to call him stupid to his face, and the only reason I didnt is cause I know it aint his fault he dumb LOL. But he was really pushing his luck when he told me he took a psychology and sociology class. Ok, dude, I have a degree in it, you really wanna go that route? LOL If you go to the doctor and he says you got cancer, you probably gon sit there and go “no I dont” LOL.
Its always the stupid people that think they know everything and swear they be putting you onto something. He will say something, and I will look at him like ‘please shut up’ and he will mistake it for ‘really?’ LOL. Then he goes ‘oh you didnt know that?’ and proceeds to drop that jewel, and I just make up some excuse to get up and walk it off. Its been working at a minimal level up til now, but I really think I have reached my limit.
I think I know pretty definitively (wow, look at that statement LOL) that having a man that meet me on my level intellectually is priority shit. We know we aint perfect, therefore, we cant expect the people we deal with to be, so we might have to deal with something lacking here and there, and sometimes its not that big a deal. I know at this very moment that a working brain is not one of those things.
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May 16, 2008 @ 8:04 am
i’m coming back to comment dig, i just had to share right fast
from lil wayne
“I don’t do too many; I just smoke weed and drink sip. But I’ll never fuck with no more coke. It’s not about a bad high, it’s just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out, and I’m a pretty boy. I’m never afraid to die, ’cause I could walk out this bitch and a lamp could fall on my head. A mosquito could bite me! I was shot when I was 12, and I had to get blood transfusions, so I have to get tested for HIV every six months ’cause I got different blood in me. I could die that way. We can never figure out what’s wrong with me. So I don’t be tripping. I be pouring it up.”
so wayne is PRETTY?! wtf?
May 16, 2008 @ 8:09 am
yeah a brain is mandatory
….well, unless your name is justin. then i think i could let that slide for a few hours, days, weeks.. OK a month- MAX lol
May 16, 2008 @ 8:22 am
Im clowning right now… Dig I just think you are a "smarty pants-IST"….
Damn shame though… I mean Im bad but not as bad as Eric Benet.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:22 am
Happy friday
one hunid
May 16, 2008 @ 8:27 am
‘ Dig I just think you are a "smarty pants-IST"…. ‘
Shut up LOL.
I mean you know I was fuming last night, you got the full rundown, you know dude is a bean.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:30 am
Good morning everyone
May 16, 2008 @ 8:32 am
I’m gonna really need him to sit down on this one….
Between him, Rick Ross, Plies’ the uggery is getting crucial out there… 
May 16, 2008 @ 8:36 am
JT?
….well, unless your name is justin. then i think i could let that slide for a few hours, days, weeks.. OK a month- MAX lol
May 16, 2008 @ 8:37 am
I mean you know I was fuming last night, you got the full rundown, you know dude is a bean
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HAHAHAHA….Yeah he needed a lil help on that one. You were wired up…got on the phone like AAAARRRGGGGGG.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:39 am
Between him, Rick Ross, Plies’ the uggery is getting crucial out there…
Im blaming yall chicks on this one… some of yall told these niggas they were nice and sweet and shit…even gave them the puss. You cant get mad now cause they feeling themselves…Its your Fault.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:39 am
This is us the other night, watching Tila Tequila making people eat pig vagina…
Me: Ughh….. I wish somebody would…. IDK though, them shits dont even look real.
Him: Nah they real. (how the hell you know?) I saw this thing on tv before, they showed a sheep’s vagina and that shit look just like a woman. I bet thats how men started fuckin sheep. You know men was fuckin sheep before. Thats where syphillis came from.
Me: *stabbing him in the heart with my eyes*
Him: You didnt know that? You didnt know thats where syphillis……..
Me: (interrupting)… *looking into my drink that NEVER has ice in it* … damn i need some ice in here. You want some ice?
May 16, 2008 @ 8:41 am
You need to specify, if u blaming chicks, blame the chicken heads honey. Any real women woulda told Rick to Never take his shirt off…EVER
Im blaming yall chicks on this one… some of yall told these niggas they were nice and sweet and shit…even gave them the puss. You cant get mad now cause they feeling themselves…Its your Fault.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:42 am
Jaeda-
Not JT, Justin Slayer. Porn guy.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:42 am
Jesus, take the keyboard- I can’t do it today…
Him: Nah they real. (how the hell you know?) I saw this thing on tv before, they showed a sheep’s vagina and that shit look just like a woman. I bet thats how men started fuckin sheep. You know men was fuckin sheep before. Thats where syphillis came from.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:44 am
Not JT, Justin Slayer. Porn guy.
Oh shit…Dig. You didnt…did ya
May 16, 2008 @ 8:45 am
You need to specify, if u blaming chicks, blame the chicken heads honey. Any real women woulda told Rick to Never take his shirt off…EVER
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Doesnt matter they got a clit you got a clit… Its all yall fault.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:46 am
I don’t know… a dumb bitch comes in handy sometimes. I might not want to have a long convo with her on the phone about modern economics but sometimes you want to operate at "minimum wattage" so hanging with a smart chick might not be what you need. I might just want some female company while I get high and watch a game at the crib. I don’t need the bitch telling me what book I should read or the new tax laws for 2009. So stupid people always have a place with me.
Plus.. stupid people always have a hook up that they are too stupid to realize until they put you on to it.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:51 am
You need to specify, if u blaming chicks, blame the chicken heads honey. Any real women woulda told Rick to Never take his shirt off…EVER
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O please with that bullshit….
All yall been with a big nigga b4 and yall seen him naked and yall prolly fucked him a 2nd time after that….
If this is you… YOU COSIGNED RICK ROSS….
May 16, 2008 @ 8:52 am
You gonna tell me only "chicken heads" made Biggie think he was the shit even though he knew he was "black and ugly as ever" ???
May 16, 2008 @ 8:53 am
Oh hell naw- then I can definitely say I have never cosigned that shit
May 16, 2008 @ 8:54 am
You gonna tell me only "chicken heads" made Biggie think he was the shit even though he knew he was "black and ugly as ever" ???
AWWWWReady
May 16, 2008 @ 8:54 am
charlie baltimore, faith, lil shim… um….
Chickenheads all.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:55 am
Ok im trying yogurt for the first time and i cant see me finishing this lil cup. Its disguting, smells great but taste disgusting
May 16, 2008 @ 8:56 am
Oh hell naw- then I can definitely say I have never cosigned that shit
yes you have… stop all that.
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An as for stupid chicks… Them shits are like the McRib…Bitch is only around for a limited time. I get what I get then get the fuck on…
May 16, 2008 @ 8:57 am
you’ve never tried yogurt?
like, in your life?
May 16, 2008 @ 8:58 am
So if you own a Biggie CD… you are now officially a chickenhead.
May 16, 2008 @ 8:58 am
unh unh…big girls and big men do not go together lol…that’s just too damn much
I don’t want to be able to snap you in half, but i’m not trying to fuck Fat Bastard either.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:00 am
Yogurt for the first time ???
Damn…. Yogurt and Almonds are the key to life.
You ain’t been livin till you had some vannilla yogurt with crushed almonds….
May 16, 2008 @ 9:02 am
Ihno and Jaeda-
I have never been interested in Yogurt but im trying to eat healthier and apparently its good for you and especially women so im trying it. But its making me nauseous …guess i gotta get used to it ..
May 16, 2008 @ 9:05 am
I don’t want to be able to snap you in half, but i’m not trying to fuck Fat Bastard either.
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But if you are a big girl, you should be sympathetic to big men. You co-sign him just by being big. Monique co-signs it and she ain’t no chickenhead. Any woman that thinks she is big and beautiful co-sign the shit because Rick Ross obviously feels the same way.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:06 am
CJP - No
You shoulda reminded me when I was talkin to you. I coulda used that at that time LOL.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:09 am
Damn shame….
May 16, 2008 @ 9:09 am
I’m quite sympathetic, and there are attractive big men…
however, just like I’m not encouraging Monique to run up on the beach in bikinis and thongs, I’m not thrillled about Rick having his tittays out for the world to see….can’t. agree. to. that.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:12 am
"The way I feel about youwoo…
Ain’t no doubt about it….I’m In LOVE"
Thats my fucking shit…..
nigga bopping dumb hard
May 16, 2008 @ 9:17 am
however, just like I’m not encouraging Monique to run up on the beach in bikinis and thongs, I’m not thrillled about Rick having his tittays out for the world to see….can’t. agree. to. that
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I mean it may not be eye candy to me but I can appreciate somebody loving their body and who they are instead of getting all types of surgeries to fit an image. But just be prepared to feel the hate the same way you can feel the love. I have to catch myself sometimes because I can be kinda cruel to big people ( not big but huge) because I am so health conscious. But I just hate hearing people complain about weight and don’t wanna do anything about it. But if you are big and you love it, I am down with you. Just don’t complain to me that you can’t find a seat on the train or the airplane seats are to small… you gotta do something about that homie.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:32 am
LMAO! @ Orange Juice Jones being on the radio.
"I saw you… (and him)…. walkin in the raiiiiiiiin"
May 16, 2008 @ 9:33 am
And I will say that I am happy for people who love themselves and have a positive self- image; I have, I think, a healthy dose of self-esteem, so I’m not knocking it.
But I can’t co-sign people who don’t show off their assets to their best advantage, whether they are skinny or big…I don’t want to see lil Bow Wow with his shirt off either
Some folks look best in clothes.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:33 am
"The way I feel about youwoo…
Ain’t no doubt about it….I’m In LOVE"
Thats my song too IHNO
May 16, 2008 @ 9:37 am
And I will say that I am happy for people who love themselves and have a positive self- image; I have, I think, a healthy dose of self-esteem, so I’m not knocking it.
Thanks everyone
May 16, 2008 @ 9:38 am
I don’t want to see lil Bow Wow with his shirt off either
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BUT…Can he put his finger in your Booty.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:38 am
Mornin.
Kinda busy so I’m just droppin in to say whuz up.
@jae
Good lookin out on the zshare.
Keep it up!!!!!
May 16, 2008 @ 9:39 am
Oh yeah…
Right after my morning ritual I remembered ole girls name…
May 16, 2008 @ 9:42 am
I think it’s busy fingering Omarion’s prostate right about now…
BUT…Can he put his finger in your Booty.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:45 am
Right after my morning ritual I remembered ole girls name
See that NE dance step helps with everything.
I cant stand Bow Wow and i dont wanna see him without clothes period.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:48 am
See that NE dance step helps with everything.
Hell yeah… I was in the second verse when I said… "Damn thats what her name is" and quickly went back at it.
An jaeda you didnt answer the question…Can he put a finger in the booty
See people this is how you start shit right here…
May 16, 2008 @ 9:52 am
‘Can he put a finger in the booty’
Damn Shame.
May 16, 2008 @ 9:54 am
Hell yeah… I was in the second verse when I said… "Damn thats what her name is" and quickly went back at it.
This is a site id pay to see
May 16, 2008 @ 9:58 am
him? not a chance…
Brandon Boyd…?maybe
Nick Hexum…?probably
Oded Fehr, Russell Wong, Marcus Patrick, Common?….sure can
An jaeda you didnt answer the question…Can he put a finger in the booty
May 16, 2008 @ 9:59 am
Damn, and I the only one who dont know who the fuck them people are???
May 16, 2008 @ 10:03 am
Oded Fehr, Russell Wong, Marcus Patrick, Common?….sure can
Well as long as somebody does….
May 16, 2008 @ 10:03 am
hahaha-
Brandon Boyd is lead singer for Incubus
Nick Hexum is the lead singer for 311
Oded Fehr is the Arab guy with the long hair in the Mummy lol
Marcus Patrick is on a B. Scott video- look him up
Russell Wong is the bad guy in Romeo Must Die
I will probably have to fight Jas for Common, but i’m prepared
May 16, 2008 @ 10:04 am
Damn, and I the only one who dont know who the fuck them people are???
Nope cause i was just bout to type- and who are these people
May 16, 2008 @ 10:05 am
Oded Fehr is the Arab guy with the long hair in the Mummy lol
What!
And ok Russel Wong, i recognize him now that u mention that movie
May 16, 2008 @ 10:06 am
‘Brandon Boyd is lead singer for Incubus
Nick Hexum is the lead singer for 311
Oded Fehr is the Arab guy with the long hair in the Mummy lol
Marcus Patrick is on a B. Scott video- look him up
Russell Wong is the bad guy in Romeo Must Die’
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Ima need you to parenthesize that shit next time. You had me feelin like I missed too many days of class and am now in danger of repeating the 10th grade LOL.
And yeah, we know who B Scott is….. unfortunately
That fool almost gave me a permanent wrinkle in my forehead, LOL.
May 16, 2008 @ 10:10 am
"The way I feel about youwoo…
Ain’t no doubt about it….I’m In LOVE"
Thats my song too IHNO
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That song makes a nigga wanna get married….lol
anyway they are going beserk on radio today !!!
"DESTRUCTION TERROR… AND MAYHEM
PASS ME A SUCKER MC I’LL SLAY HIM
FARMERS ??…. WHAT ???
FARMERS?? …. WHAT ???
WE’RE READY.. WE’RE READY
I THINK I’M GONNA BOMB A
TOWN
GIT DOWN"
bopping stupid dumb hard…
May 16, 2008 @ 10:13 am
That song makes a nigga wanna get married….lol
uh oh
bopping stupid dumb hard…
U need to step back from the radio b4 u throw ur back out like me doing the wop 3 wks ago. We to old for that now
May 16, 2008 @ 10:14 am
Sip the Juice
I got enough to go around
an d the thought takes place uptown
i grew up on the sidewalk then i learned street talk
then tought the whole new your
I go to QUEENS for QUEENS
and get the KINGS from BROOKLYN
Got money in MANHATTAN and never been token
Go UPTOWN and the BRONX and boogie down
lay strong on the isle and recoup and lay around
and then this nigga switches to LET THE RYTHYM HIT EM….
May 16, 2008 @ 10:15 am
I will probably have to fight Jas for Common, but i’m prepared
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you will have enough fingers in your booty, you will not need my baby daddy to assist you. please refrain from having his name (or any extraneous body part) in your mouth.
thanks!
the management
May 16, 2008 @ 10:15 am
bopping dumb hard
May 16, 2008 @ 10:19 am
Damn Jaeda you into the entire rainbow… Booty hole got colors.
Blue star
Green Clover
and Ping Harts…Damn
May 16, 2008 @ 10:19 am
hahaha- cec: http://www.menwallpaper.de/Links/Oded_Fehr_125breit.jpg
hahaha- I love B.Scott- the zestiness cannot be denied!!!
May 16, 2008 @ 10:21 am
FINALLY!! bastards @ my job not letting me log in
May 16, 2008 @ 10:22 am
Through the lights cameras and action, glamour glitters and gold
I unfold the scroll plant seeds to stampede the globe
When I’m deceased by then the beast will rise like yeast
to conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets
Live on the run police paying me to give in my gun
Trick my Wisdom, with the system that imprisoned my son
Smoke a gold leaf I hold heat, nonchalantly
I’m grungy, but things I do is real it never haunts me
while, funny style niggaz roll in the pile
Rooster heads profile on a bus to Riker’s Isle
Holdin weed inside they pussy with they minds on the
pretty things in life, props is a true thug’s wife
It’s like a cycle, niggaz come home, some’ll go in
Do a bullet, come back, do the same shit again
From the womb to the tomb, presume the unpredictable
Guns salute life, rapidly, that’s the ritual
i am in full flashback mode… any song that i hear that was made before 1998 will not be acknowledged. I got the same stank face on.
May 16, 2008 @ 10:23 am
Blue star
Green Clover
and Ping Harts…Damn
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lmao @ lucky charms meeting a united colors of bennetton ad on jaedas booty (sorry girl, you know my house got the same issue lol)
May 16, 2008 @ 10:23 am
You can smoke a spliff on a cliff
But there’s still no mountian hhiiiiiiigh enough
Or wide enough to touch.
May 16, 2008 @ 10:24 am
I can’t help it- good dick comes in every color- my gf was just telling me last night how her her pinkie held it down like a champ, put the magnums to good use- don’t knock it till you try it
..
Damn Jaeda you into the entire rainbow… Booty hole got colors.
Blue star
Green Clover
and Ping Harts…Damn
May 16, 2008 @ 10:25 am
And whats all the "finger in the booty" talk going on …
I know "brown" ain’t one of those colors on Bennetons rainbow… is it ?
May 16, 2008 @ 10:26 am
hee- no worries P- I’ma call you tomorrow…coffee was…weird
May 16, 2008 @ 10:34 am
yes, i need further coffee clarification… tho i still am QUITE salty regarding the white tux and gators… that was just WRONG!
May 16, 2008 @ 10:34 am
I GOT THE POWER !!!
I GOT THE POWER !!!
Don’t say this don’t say that
change your lyrics
everybodys a critic
its getting kinda hectic
my ryhme is authentic and it shall remain
sumpin sumpin sumpin never mundan
in actuality my personality sumpin sumpin sumpin
its gittin its gittin its gittin kinda hectic
its gittin its gittin its gittin kinda hectic
its gittin its gittin its gittin kinda hectic
its gittin its gittin its gittin kinda hectic
May 16, 2008 @ 10:35 am
Mony in the Middle
where she at..
in the middle… yup
Mony in the Middle
where she at..
in the middle…yup
Mony in the Middle
where she at..
in the middle…yup
( all while doing the dance… yall know the dance)
May 16, 2008 @ 10:41 am
http://www.myjoyonline.com/entertainment/200805/16281.asp
May 16, 2008 @ 10:47 am
its gittin its gittin its gittin kinda hectic
Just for you saying it like 4 times….
May 16, 2008 @ 10:47 am
what in the blue hell…?
May 16, 2008 @ 10:58 am
Just for you saying it like 4 times….
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This is the type of shit thaty goes on when the masters leave the house niggers alone for a day…
affirmative action anyone ??? …lol.
These chick at my job are showing this old white woman how to dance….
I hope they don’t have a camera set up in here.
Yes Jada…
RAPE THAT HO.
So when Big Al comes knocking… you know what he is looking for.
May 16, 2008 @ 10:58 am
i come to a decision. in researching other shit to do while i’m in FLA this summer…. i came across swimming with manatees, i’ma be doing that, and maybe with the dolphins if the funds are right…but in finding those- i found out that you can get to china and play with baby pnada bears for less than a grand… guess where i’m going for my 30th?!? i’m sooooooo exicted, gotta get my ass a passport now!
May 16, 2008 @ 11:04 am
@Persia
Swimming with manatees ???
Now you know that ain’t no place for us.
And I got a "panda" for you to play with and I won’t even charge you that much…lol.
What part of FLA are you going ?
May 16, 2008 @ 11:17 am
i come to a decision. in researching other shit to do while i’m in FLA this summer…. i came across swimming with manatees,
Man they use to do that shit when I stayed in FLA.
For my 30th Birthday I rented a Kayak and went up the Banana River and the Indian River in Cocoa Beach. This was my first time doing some shit like that… It was cool…but somebody should have told me to go against the flow of the river when I first went out… MAN i was about to cry coming back. I know for sure the dolphins and those manatees were laughing at my ass.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:19 am
Ihadno: The finger in the booty reference is from the other day when I said I did that to my dude and he was mad cause he liked it.
Your silly ass in the truck asking yourself if youre gay cause you liked it, but you mad at ME
May 16, 2008 @ 11:24 am
Your silly ass in the truck asking yourself if youre gay cause you liked it, but you mad at ME
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I can see it now dude sitting there staring into space
Dude: "Did she…naw, now way. But i felt her fin-…un uh naw. It was kinda nice though.. Could I be ga-… Man Eb its all your fault.. you are an Ass-IST"
May 16, 2008 @ 11:28 am
Didnt I already tell you shut up? LOL
May 16, 2008 @ 11:31 am
Nigga thats funny…
May 16, 2008 @ 11:37 am
So
May 16, 2008 @ 11:37 am
well, the girls know my plans for my 30th, but I also want to take a trip to someplace like Bora Bora…Club Med has a resort there, so at the very least, I can find some place all inclusive there…
May 16, 2008 @ 11:40 am
You do know that everytime I think about it Im gonna roast your ass with that IST shit right?
Besides from what I get from ole dude you dont know what you’re talking about anyway.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:43 am
but see, he never would have KNOWN that he likededed it if you hadn’t done it
Now he’s got to question his life…
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Your silly ass in the truck asking yourself if youre gay cause you liked it, but you mad at ME
May 16, 2008 @ 11:45 am
May 16, 2008 @ 11:46 am
Jaeda
I think I want to take a trip to Dhabi. That place is nice right there.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:46 am
ENOUGH with the finger in the booty talk….
Yall got a nigga thinking…lol.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:47 am
you shouldnt be gettin shit from his ass cause he almost got dealt wit last night LOL….
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You was trying to beat niggas up last night.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Yall got a nigga thinking…lol.
this nigga
May 16, 2008 @ 11:48 am
‘Nick Hexum is the lead singer for 311′
Nebraska says:
311 sucks. Hard.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:52 am
Jaeda-
I know. Thats like a food you never had cause it just LOOKED nasty, somebody gets you to try it without really telling you what it is. You didnt keel over and die, and its just delicious
Niggas think they gonna burst into flames if they do certain shit. Then they do it and like it and I hope every single one of em feels like a dick (no pun intended) for being so fckn prude
May 16, 2008 @ 11:53 am
‘Niggas think they gonna burst into flames if they do certain shit.’
Aside from being Batman…
I’m also a vampire.
So yes, certain shit will cause me to burst into flames.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:54 am
hahaha willy- I didn’t say I loved all their music, but I would definitely
Nick Hexum lol
Just ‘relax’, ihadno….
I’ll be gentle.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:55 am
Also:
I hate my clients.
Or I hate my boss for gettin clients gassed up.
Whichever works.
May 16, 2008 @ 11:56 am
Niggas think they gonna burst into flames if they do certain shit.
THats right nigga….
May 16, 2008 @ 11:57 am
I’m also a vampire.
So yes, certain shit will cause me to burst into flames.
******
May 16, 2008 @ 11:58 am
Like yogurt…
…where did cec go?
I know. Thats like a food you never had cause it just LOOKED nasty, somebody gets you to try it without really telling you what it is. You didnt keel over and die, and its just delicious
May 16, 2008 @ 11:59 am
yes, swimming with manatees and playing with pandas- i gotta expand the list of wild animals i’ve had the opp to interact with. remember, my moms is white- so that part wins in this case lol
but er, umm thanks for the offer for your panda tho- AND if you let me play in your booty, i can give you your very own spots around the eyes lol
May 16, 2008 @ 11:59 am
‘THats right nigga…. ‘
*staring into the camera*
YOU got a better chance of being struck by lightning
May 16, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Jae - she went to training.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
only if you do it in broad daylight…at night, it’s all good
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So yes, certain shit will cause me to burst into flames.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
YOU got a better chance of being struck by lightning
Damn Shame
May 16, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
but er, umm thanks for the offer for your panda tho- AND if you let me play in your booty, i can give you your very own spots around the eyes lol
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Oh yeah… you are half white so as much as you can do the electric slide, you should be able to swim with the fishys…lol
Thats it… no more booty talk….i’m done…..
Yall wanna stick fingers in bootys and then turn around and wonder why niggas is DL’ing it. Any nigga that invites you to his ass should be questioned….
May 16, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
Any nigga that invites you to his ass should be questioned….
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Nobody invites it, they just get ambushed
But thats the point, if you ask first, nobody would let you do it. But yall dont like to admit you liked it…
May 16, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
Yall wanna stick fingers in bootys and then turn around and wonder why niggas is DL’ing it. Any nigga that invites you to his ass should be questioned….
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i personally dont do the my finger, his ass thing anymore- tho i can never say never. (exs were WAY to comfortable with handling thier colonic business around me, never know WHAT you might find lol)
BUT i do find it hilarious how much you guys are fighting this… me thinketh tho doth protest too much…
May 16, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
‘me thinketh tho doth protest too much… ‘
Indeed.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
Yall just nasty thats all it is… Hey as long as i can put my dick in yours its all good.
Plus if you have never had your ass lick by a chick…You just dont know. Thats all I got to say on the subject.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
But thats the point, if you ask first, nobody would let you do it. But yall dont like to admit you liked it…
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Thats sounds like rape….
If I "ambush" you in a dark alley… i’m going to jail…
Dig is a rapIST….lol.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
IHNC, Im really mad at you for making me literally laugh out loud in the middle of this quiet ass office LOL……
It aint rape. Aint nothing to say no to if I dont ask first LOL…… BUT if he says stop, then dammit I stop.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
BUT i do find it hilarious how much you guys are fighting this… me thinketh tho doth protest too much…
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It ain’t that… you know when a nigga gets it done to him, he ain’t gonna run back to his homies and tell them. So this is something that you hear about, but you never realize how many dudes get down with it. But whats next ?? … you start with a finger and then you got Jaeda breaking down doors with a cowboy hat and strap on. You know a nigga ain’t gonna think twice about a strap on if he liked the finger. Now this nigga is FULL BLOWN FAG all because you ain’t know where to keep your fingers.
Then when you find out he is fruit, it ain’t your fault…lol
May 16, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
Uh Sig u raping people now? How come i leave this blog and come back to it either confused, disgusted or wiping juice off my screen
May 16, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
sigh…typo DIG i meant to say
May 16, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
‘You know a nigga ain’t gonna think twice about a strap on if he liked the finger.’
Ok you going way too far now. Its a world of difference between a finger and a strap on. A WORLD of difference. A finger in the ass - first of all - is just a drive by. A strap on is a little bit more of a parking situation LOL….
May 16, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
Cec:
Naw man, IHNC up in here set trippin.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
I’m just saying…
Its nothing for me to curl up in the fetal position if a chick is really that good. The shivering climaxes… the pre school yelps…..I’m down for alladat. There is just something about my asshole that I like to keep protected… almost like the seal on Tylenol bottle. Once that seal is broken……… thats it…. your ass has been penetrated and ain’t shit you can do about it. I am an ass virgin and I intend to stay that way.
Next time you hop out the shower all clean and silky… wait 3 minutes and stick your finger in your ass…. it don’t smell clean and silky does it…. imagine
… never mind.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
I would never wear a cowboy hat
I prefer a beret or a cloche.
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@You know a nigga ain’t gonna think twice about a strap on if he liked the finger.
I can say from personal experience…not true. As dig said, a strap-on is more of a "committment"….like, I have to go out and BUY that shit, you have to wait for me to pull it out of the dildo drawer and put it on….
May 16, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
I am an ass virgin and I intend to stay that way.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
Ok you going way too far now. Its a world of difference between a finger and a strap on. A WORLD of difference. A finger in the ass - first of all - is just a drive by. A strap on is a little bit more of a parking situation LOL….
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i”m just saying…
they say WEED is a gateway drug…
fingers in the ass is a gateway to bigger things.
Pulp Fiction and American Me made sure that I keep my asshole as an exit.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
actually it does lol…enemas, you know…you can’t have folks downtown if the streets aren’t clean…
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Next time you hop out the shower all clean and silky… wait 3 minutes and stick your finger in your ass…. it don’t smell clean and silky does it…
May 16, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
Public Enemas ???
My ex had me go thru that b4….
Damn….. I guess my ass seal was broken…..
But that was for a medical procedure so it can’t count….lol.
Ain’t it amazing how much nasty shityou have trapped up in you ???
May 16, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Yall just nasty thats all it is… Hey as long as i can put my dick in yours its all good.
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i dont see the problem
and dig is right, its the loading/ unloading zone vs the long term parking at hte airport type comparision….
May 16, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
and there are PLENTLY of gateway weed smkoers that never ever ever went through the gate to other shit.. as a bonified weed smoker i would have expected a better example from you ihnc
May 16, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
This might go down in history as our most disgusting discussion…
Thanks Dig..
<< put that finger where the sun don’t shine…lol.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
‘Next time you hop out the shower all clean and silky… wait 3 minutes and stick your finger in your ass…. it don’t smell clean and silky does it…’
Now do I say what I was gonna say, or do I not…
Not.
‘Pulp Fiction and American Me made sure that I keep my asshole as an exit’
I aint seen either one of those, but Ima just infer what you probably mean here LOL….but its not like your finger fuckin dude in the ass (in a continuous fashion)……. YALL tend to wanna do that shit to us LOL, but at least speakin for self, I dont do that. I know most of yall can barely handle the quick dip. A nigga gettin straight finger fucked the very first time would completely upset the balance
May 16, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
‘This might go down in history as our most disgusting discussion…’
Im sorry, IHNC, Im just horny today
May 16, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
and there are PLENTLY of gateway weed smkoers that never ever ever went through the gate to other shit.. as a bonified weed smoker i would have expected a better example from you ihnc
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Aight… keep on sticking them fingers in niggas asses… one of them niggas is gonna have a jail flashback and gauge your eyes out…lol.
What you have to ask yourself is not the weed smokers going to drugs likecoke… ask coke heads how they started and most of them will say weed. Ask most fags how they started and they will say "some chick stuck her finger in my ass and I been here ever since".
Now I sound like DIGS homeboy from last night…lol.
May 16, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
but you feel so much better when it’s gone, ihadno… I don’t see why people don’t do it…it’s not overly uncomfortable, and then you don’t have a shitty dick.
And yes, this probably counts as the weirdest discussion we’ve ever had lol
May 16, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
Im sorry, IHNC, Im just horny today
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So talk about your cooch and all the fun sounds it makes when its getting worked out. Two toned fingers and a room that smells like baby diapers ain’t sexy to me… nah mean….lol.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
So talk about your cooch and all the fun sounds it makes when its getting worked out. Two toned fingers and a room that smells like baby diapers ain’t sexy to me… nah mean….lol.
Please have this convo offline thx
May 16, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
but you feel so much better when it’s gone, ihadno… I don’t see why people don’t do it…it’s not overly uncomfortable, and then you don’t have a shitty dick.
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I know. I had a 2 pack when I went in and came out with a 4 pack off top…lol
This is when girlfriends come in handy. They put you on to shit like that. I think I am gonna make an appointment…lol.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
‘ Ask most fags how they started and they will say "some chick stuck her finger in my ass and I been here ever since".’
Um, yeah…… please keep a log of how many actually give you this as the reason. I need to know who I have to slap the shit out of when youre done.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Please have this convo offline thx
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out the crew… please CEC… you prolly get down worse than all of us on this blog…lol.
Like you are the
You know this shit turned you on and you just made a phone call to your BF that he better loosen up his sphincter muscle for the acrobatics tonight.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
Um, yeah…… please keep a log of how many actually give you this as the reason. I need to know who I have to slap the shit out of when youre done.
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Look man….. I gotta keep the motivation in my mind not to fall prey to this propoganda of fingers in asses. If that scenario above lets me believe that than so be it…..
Next you gonna tell me that Santa Claus ain’t real right….
May 16, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
I’m gone people… have a good weekend and play with these fingers…
May 16, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
‘Next you gonna tell me that Santa Claus ain’t real right….’
Something like that.
On some real shit though, I dont play like that. If I know full well how somebody feels about it, I respect it. But everything we’ve done - freaks that we all claim to be - started with a first time doing it.
Yall eat pussy on the reg, but I bet yall were hesitant before you did it the first time. I know back in the day suckin dick was something only the hoes and loose girls did. Everybody I know was skeeved out the first time they did it. My, my how things have changed
May 16, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
Yall eat pussy on the reg, but I bet yall were hesitant before you did it the first time.
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What you talking that shit was 9th grade for me homie… I had to get it. my uncle told me "dont ever eat Pussy" … Nigga I could wait to do that shit…. I figured he was wrong about everything else. Eating puss is my pleasure.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
Yall eat pussy on the reg, but I bet yall were hesitant before you did it the first time
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I had a craving since I came out the womb….
I tell you ,they gotta bottle that shit up and put it right next to the Sprite…
OK… I am really gone now…peace.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
May 16, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
they gotta bottle that shit up and put it right next to the Sprite…
Nigga I would be broke….FOREVER.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
May 16, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
Im saying the Pussy flavor is something to savor… I use to just love to have that smell all over me. Its better than polo cologne
May 16, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
It is so funny to hear yall talk about it like that. Cause I can think of one dude in particular that every time he ate my shit, it would feel like he was trying climb in it LMAOOOO! I mean he eats pussy like his life depends on it. You almost wanna pack some up for him to take home just in case LOL.
I need to call that nigga too. See how he doin and shit
May 16, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
‘Its better than polo cologne’
Damn a cologne. Im more of a belt girl.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
Niggas… I swear.
May 16, 2008 @ 1:39 pm