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Estelle!!!…and unfinished conversations…

May 15, 2008 jaedalaurez

let me know if this link works:

http://www.zshare.net/download/1206461360ed892f/

 

And as per our conversation yesterday..

At the end of the day, Dig posted a convo where she mentioned she stuck her finger “where the sun don’t shine” and Mister liked it, but was freaked out that he liked it.

Now, I’ve done that before, and while men SAY they aren’t into it, I’ve never had one complain…after I did it. But they totally would never have gone for it if I’d asked…

So….my question is…

Is that out of pocket to try something you think your man might really like, even though it might be considered a little…..”of the ghey”?

Uncategorized @ 7:27 am

39 comments

  1. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 7:43 am

    Good morning everyone

    I did that to my husband, and he forgot he said i could try it and damn near swung on me….My boyfriend aint having it.

    I dont think its outta pocket to try something new, thats how u keep it hot in the relationship

  2. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 15, 2008 @ 7:47 am

    I did that to my husband, and he forgot he said i could try it and damn near swung on me….My boyfriend aint having it.

  3. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 15, 2008 @ 7:57 am

    That basketball game last night was the bomb.

  4. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:12 am

    Sure was..that’s why I love my Lakers

    But you ain’t answer the question willy….

    And see, this is my thing- men talk incredible amounts of shit about how freaky they are…but I think they’re less adventurous than women, as a whole.

  5. comment by cjp :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:21 am

    Is that out of pocket to try something you think your man might really like, even though it might be considered a little…..”of the ghey”?
    ========================================

    Ok… see this is on some bull right here. Its certain shit i tell the women that I fuck with an its shit I wont talk about to women I dont plan on fucking with. An this is one of them… But know this I do get freaky.

  6. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:23 am

    No fingers in my booty, thank you.

  7. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:23 am

    I did that to my husband, and he forgot he said i could try it and damn near swung on me….My boyfriend aint having it.

    ==================
    You got a husband AND a boyfriend and you still make it to church on Sundays ???
    Praise the lord….lol.

    Call it what you want but NO ASSPLAY on my end. Never had it, never will. I hear all the stories of how it feels and I am good on alladat. I hear crack and crystal meth gives you an incredible high also but I’m all set with my bud. I ain’t knocking anybody whose tried it and liked it but I have no desire to try it in the least…. And I don’t go near a chicks ass unless she invites me to it, and even then, 94.876% of it is all for her… so respect my ass and stay away from it.

  8. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:28 am

    You got a husband AND a boyfriend and you still make it to church on Sundays ???
    Praise the lord….lol.

    sigh…i have a soon to be ex husband and a boyfriend. Dont start with me man. My divorce should be final this summer

  9. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:29 am

    And see, this is my thing- men talk incredible amounts of shit about how freaky they are…but I think they’re less adventurous than women, as a whole.

    ———–
    Sticking a finger in a booty is far from freaky. There are virgins that take it in the ass and I wouldn’t call that freaky. How about inviting your best friend in on an episode ??? Thats freaky. How about fucking me in between the E train cars ??? Thats freaky. How about SWALLOWING for once ???
    I got a list of "freakiness" and two toned fingers ain’t one of them….lol.

  10. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:32 am

    ‘How about SWALLOWING for once ???’

    We will now have an offering…

    Pass the communion wine.

  11. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:34 am

    sigh…i have a soon to be ex husband and a boyfriend. Dont start with me man. My divorce should be final this summer

    ——————
    So this "finger in the booty" thing must be part of your "platinum package" huh ?….lol.

    So was this boyfriend there b4 the divorce or did he come along afterwards ?? I think your story might be a lil bit more interesting than buttholes today…. do tell……

  12. comment by cjp :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:36 am

    I think your story might be a lil bit more interesting than buttholes today

    I concur…. speak on it cec

  13. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:40 am

    swallowing is freaky?

    But I think my question is, all those things you named involve the women trying something, not so much the men (although, fucking on the train is not all that freaky or daring- hit me back when you’re in line for a traffic stop )

    But what exactly is on your list that involves you "taking" some shit, or doing something, since most of that seems to be on her?

  14. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:41 am

    I concur…. speak on it cec

    ———

    Yeah… I am tired of hearing about Jae’s storybook marriage… where she still fucks on washing machines and gets head while scuba diving and bunji jumping…. I want to hear the dark side ….

  15. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:46 am

    hahaha- my marriage is FAR from storybook, but sex does have its place in marriage, as it should. And if you married a creative exibitionist (as he did), then you really shouldn’t expect that to change all that much.

  16. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:49 am

    So was this boyfriend there b4 the divorce or did he come along afterwards ?? I think your story might be a lil bit more interesting than buttholes today…. do tell……

    BF came after …he caught me by total surprise cause i had taken myself out the dating game and he charmed me back in…at least for him

  17. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:51 am

    My story is dark and sad. I like hearing that somebody marriage is working out to the best. It helps me to not be TOO discouraged and disgusted

  18. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:51 am

    ‘But what exactly is on your list that involves you “taking” some shit,’

    I take my Flintstone vitamins.

  19. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:51 am

    But what exactly is on your list that involves you "taking" some shit, or doing something, since most of that seems to be on her?

    ——–
    You’d be surprised how many women consider swallowing "freaky"… freaky enough for them to say some bullshit like " I gotta know you b4 I do that"… Imagine if some nigga said some bullshit like that to you ??? Yall chick would never answer his fucking call again. Yall can set up all types of guidelines and fucking milestones b4 we get some type of special treatment in the bedroom but we giotta be down for everthing right out the gate.

    Well… I won’t be TAKING shit…lol I’m a GIVER… not a TAKER. If she wants a taker than she done signed up for the wrong program. This is where sexual compatibility comes into play. I’ll stick a finger in her ass if she wants it. I just don’t want a finger in mine. You wanna add props and green screen…lets do it. But one thing I won’t do is assplay…. that really about the only off limit thing that I can think off. If that makes a difference to you than we just ain’t compatible…no biggy.

  20. comment by cjp :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:57 am

    Freaky is just a frame of mind. What some consider freaky others just think of S.O.P. I usually go off the vibe im gettin from the female.

  21. comment by persia :
    May 15, 2008 @ 8:57 am

    *dons laytex gloves*

    *driveby ass pokin on ihnc*

    dont lie, you likedededed it you skeeted all up on my curtains nigga!

    *runs outta blog*

  22. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:03 am

    dont lie, you likedededed it you skeeted all up on my curtains nigga!

    *runs outta blog*

    ———–
    Now thats a propositon…
    If you let me let loose on your forehead and nosebone…. i might think about it….. but only for you….

  23. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:05 am

    Good point- I’ve never considered myself to be freaky, but people ask questions and thangs, and then I tell them…and then I get the face…but it all seems rather normal to me.

    Psst- done any parties lately?

    Freaky is just a frame of mind. What some consider freaky others just think of S.O.P. I usually go off the vibe im gettin from the female.

  24. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:13 am

    ‘If you let me let loose on your forehead and nosebone…. i might think about it….. but only for you…’

  25. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:17 am

    Okay, WHAT is so great about coming on a woman’s face? seriously, I want to know…

    Mouth, I get, even tits I understand…but what’s the deal with cum in the eyes?

  26. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:21 am

    ‘but what’s the deal with cum in the eyes? ‘

    The look on the woman’s face.

    Tops the nut off just nicely.

  27. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:23 am

    Mouth, I get, even tits I understand…but what’s the deal with cum in the eyes?

    ok

  28. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:31 am

    But she can’t take it in the face and have that "EEEWWWW" face. She has to look like and ethiopian in Burger King… she has to look like she likes it and she is inviting it.
    I just like a big nasty mess. The type of nasty mess where you gotta pre soak the sheets after you are done. A woman who really wants you to please you cares less where you put the mess… as long as you make the mess.

  29. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 15, 2008 @ 9:40 am

    I like the EWWW face too.

  30. comment by cjp :
    May 15, 2008 @ 10:01 am

    Psst- done any parties lately?

    Yeah had one last Sat… a lil small but made some change.

  31. comment by cjp :
    May 15, 2008 @ 10:02 am

    I just like a big nasty mess. The type of nasty mess where you gotta pre soak the sheets after you are done. A woman who really wants you to please you cares less where you put the mess… as long as you make the mess.
    =========================================

    AN Im down for some nastyness… I want to reach a womans limits…then take it a lil further. She has to be totally free if not then the shit wont work.

  32. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 11:08 am

    I just like a big nasty mess. The type of nasty mess where you gotta pre soak the sheets after you are done. A woman who really wants you to please you cares less where you put the mess… as long as you make the mess.

    ok now that turned me on IHNO …ur nasty

  33. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 11:16 am

    ok now that turned me on IHNO …ur nasty

    ———–
    Just so you know, your pass has been revoked until future consideration….

  34. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 11:20 am

    Just so you know, your pass has been revoked until future consideration….

    ok now why am i scared and turned on at the same time

  35. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 11:32 am

    ok now why am i scared and turned on at the same time

    ———
    Because you know the lord is gonna be in your bedroom tonight….
    You know he’s everywhere, right ?

  36. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 11:43 am

    Because you know the lord is gonna be in your bedroom tonight….
    You know he’s everywhere, right ?

    Yes matter of fact, he sitting next to me right now having lunch. He aint feeling pickles on the new chicken sandwich

  37. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 15, 2008 @ 11:53 am

    Yes matter of fact, he sitting next to me right now having lunch. He aint feeling pickles on the new chicken sandwich
    ————
    How he not gonna like something he created.? .. he don’t make mistakes.
    I hope he don’t feel that" PICKLE" in your bed tonight…. that might hurt

  38. comment by cec :
    May 15, 2008 @ 11:58 am

    I can handle it….no pain no gain

  39. comment by jaedalaurez :
    May 15, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

    yalll both going to hell…

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