I awoke to the shower starting in the bathroom and I didn’t think nothing of it. I got up a lil groggy and put CNN on. Went to the kitchen got my smoothie ingredients ready and went to the shower that I must have turned on but forgot… Right?
I walk in and the water must have been warm cause it was steam all over the mirror so I knock off that first morning piss and turn toward the shower. I pull the curtain back….AAAAAAAHHHHHHH. “WTF… What the hell you doing in my shower”
Girl: I got up and took one before I left
Me: I thought you left last night (speaking to myself: “cause I know I told you to let yourself out”
Girl: Nah I was tired as hell and didn’t want to be driving all late on the road
Me: Oh Ok…so I see you got yourself a towel and everything (bitch been in my linen closet)
Girl: Yeah…You know if you have guess over you should think about having towels out.
Me: Well I wasn’t planning on having guess over.
We shower get out and of course I start my morning like always… Now this chick is watching me walk around the crib instead of getting her shit and leaving. Now Im finishing up my smoothie an picking out a tie and she is watching fucking TV… Again I say “I thought you were getting ready to go” she say “Oh I am but im gonna leave when you leave” ….. DAMN, Now I cant play New Edition and Do the steps to “If it isn’t Love” before I leave. Shit… This is why being alone in so damn nice. I hurry up and get dressed and let hit the garage to GTHO… she follows. I give my pleasantries and let her drive off. “Phew… That’s over with. Wait a minute…WTF is ole girls name” “I really gotta stop drinking so Got Damn Much. Damn Willy and Dig and that American Idol”
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May 15, 2008 @ 9:34 am
you should have been watching the lakers win last night. sports is a sure fire way to keep the testosterone levels set on ‘alpha male’ which is the only protection against falling alseep before ol ‘whats her name’ vacates the premisis.
shes watching you get dressed?!?!!? awww hell…
never trust the woman that is in the booty call postion unless she has already shown and proven she bout the dick and thats it (in which case, you wouldnt have had time to tell her to lock up on her way out)… in more cases than the women council would like to admit, booty call status is viewed as springboard to wifey…
oh yeah- check the bathroom- linen closet included- $10 says there is hair in the drain, tampons in the closet or some other type of fukkery
May 15, 2008 @ 10:15 am
oh yeah- check the bathroom- linen closet included- $10 says there is hair in the drain, tampons in the closet or some other type of fukkery
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Like this bitch that been leaving the same earring behind every time we hang
Everytime this chick comes thru, fucking or not, she leaves something behind.
May 15, 2008 @ 10:18 am
Like this bitch that been leaving the same earring behind every time we hang
Everytime this chick comes thru, fucking or not, she leaves something behind.
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see thats just stupid… at least the ‘leaving’ thats going on at my house at the moment is sanford and son dvds. that show is dumb as fuck, but at least its more useful than an earring. LMAO
May 15, 2008 @ 10:29 am
I dont give a fuck… ole girl leave something she will never see that shit again. I have that shit one EBAY… Tampons and All.
May 15, 2008 @ 10:33 am
see thats just stupid… at least the ‘leaving’ thats going on at my house at the moment is sanford and son dvds. that show is dumb as fuck, but at least its more useful than an earring. LMAO
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Last time she came thru, we ain’t even do shit and I gave her back both earrings that she left the time b4. This bitch gon call me back the next day asking " Did you see one of those earrings… I think I dropped one of them"….
But she’s so damn cute that I keep letting her back in the house….lol.
May 15, 2008 @ 10:41 am
Last time she came thru, we ain’t even do shit and I gave her back both earrings that she left the time b4. This bitch gon call me back the next day asking " Did you see one of those earrings… I think I dropped one of them"….
But she’s so damn cute that I keep letting her back in the house….lol.
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i swear you fuck up your own game
May 15, 2008 @ 10:49 am
Sounds like you all need the "Wrap it up Box" after the afterglow wears off
Jas, I got my Kit Kats….the world is right again…
May 15, 2008 @ 10:49 am
i swear you fuck up your own game
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She is the one playing the games… I just play along.
May 15, 2008 @ 10:54 am
Sounds like you all need the "Wrap it up Box" after the afterglow wears off
Thats the thing…the afterglow doent wear off.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:10 am
She is the one playing the games… I just play along.
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not ‘games’ like ways to underhandedly get in somewhere that the other person doesnt want you.. i mean ‘game’ like M.O., like protocol to get/ maintain pussy, pullin chicks.. sophisticated difference, but different none the less
May 15, 2008 @ 11:18 am
CJP- I dont even know what to say cause i can SO se me experiencing the same thing. Especially with my shower just coming on all willy nilly. Naw in that case ida prob had my bat going towards that bathroom ready to fuck somebody up.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:27 am
I think I charge too much shit to the game…maybe I should have went off. But seeing a naked woman in the shower kinda throws all that shit out the window. I mean Cmon….She’s NAKED.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:37 am
I think I charge too much shit to the game…maybe I should have went off. But seeing a naked woman in the shower kinda throws all that shit out the window. I mean Cmon….She’s NAKED.
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Nah…..
You can’t be heartless now. I’m a sucker for shit like that too but as long as she ain’t steal shit, its pretty harmless. Ain’t nothing wrong with being a sucker for a naked broad in your shower…. I’d be questioning your sexuality if you wasn’t a sucker for one….lol.
I wish there was a naked woman in my shower every morning. I would make waking up a lot more easier.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:41 am
Even though it was kinda quirky…It was pretty fly.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:44 am
I think I charge too much shit to the game…maybe I should have went off. But seeing a naked woman in the shower kinda throws all that shit out the window. I mean Cmon….She’s NAKED.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:46 am
Even though it was kinda quirky…It was pretty fly.
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then why complain?
May 15, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Cmon cec…
Im only a man…
May 15, 2008 @ 11:48 am
then why complain?
Seeing here naked wasnt the problem it was getting her to leave… She messed up the morning ritual… If I cant do the steps to "If it isnt love" in the morning. I feel like something is missing all day. Waking up with you is fine but shit… LEAVE after that.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:51 am
@CJP
I know. Im not faulting you. Im just thinking…oh thats a man for you. Nothing bad this time.
I cant say i wouldnt like waking up to Idlris Elba being in my damn shower soaked in the suds. Suds sliding all down his thighs and off his back….mm good god that would be a good morning
May 15, 2008 @ 11:51 am
and women are the complicated and picky ones….
May 15, 2008 @ 11:52 am
Cec
TMI
May 15, 2008 @ 11:53 am
If I cant do the steps to "If it isnt love" in the morning.
This is the sentence that had me spit my orange hi c on myself. 1st of all, im so proud that u are a honarary NE fan with me and 2nd of all u just tell her "look u gotta go, i got a step to do right now and u messing stuff up"
May 15, 2008 @ 11:53 am
and women are the complicated and picky ones….
I never said I wasnt complicated….
May 15, 2008 @ 11:55 am
My bad CJP
I went off on a tangeant i had to catch myself
May 15, 2008 @ 11:55 am
"look u gotta go, i got a step to do right now and u messing stuff up"
Chick would have probably joined in… Fuckin the count up and shit. Thats all I need.
May 15, 2008 @ 11:57 am
I went off on a tangeant i had to catch myself
I could see that… you damn near orgasm over that shit.
May 15, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
I could see that… you damn near orgasm over that shit.
"look u gotta go, i got a step to do right now and u messing stuff up"
See now she cant just be messing the step up all willy nilly. If she cant join in she need to sit down and just watch. U gotta respect the moves
May 15, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Speaking of has-beens, it’s time for the annual "Let’s pretend it’s 1998 again" Ice Cream Fest, featuring
Ginuwine
Monica
LL
Joe
Dru Hill
June 28th
Idris is a late entry on my baby daddy list, but the accent is truly a beyuuuuutiful thing
May 15, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
Idris is a late entry on my baby daddy list, but the accent is truly a beyuuuuutiful thing
Girl, that man just spells sexy. He has Do Me Baby all over him mm mm mm MMM!
May 15, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
Sorry hit the wrong smiley …meant this one
May 15, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
Girl, that man just spells sexy. He has Do Me Baby all over him mm mm mm MMM!
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Funny… yall used to say the same thing about dudes like Shemar Moore…. now that nigga is "gay"….
yall are so fickle….
May 15, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
Funny… yall used to say the same thing about dudes like Shemar Moore…. now that nigga is "gay"….
yall are so fickle
Excuse me, hand raised, I have NEVER said that about Shemar Moore…again i stated this last week on the blog, i think he is gay and im waiting for him to just walk out the closet
May 15, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
Shemar was "okay" to me…he destroyed any semblance of his "swexy" when he showed up in that Madea movie with those to’ up braids and that scruffy ass beard…I’m against braids period, but his looked like he’d been rubbing his head on the carpet for about 3 straight weeks…
May 15, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
I prefer skater boys/ nerds anyway…
May 15, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Damn
yall still on it…. I see
May 15, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
I agree Jaeda ….if i did like him i woulda stopped at that movie. But again, i think the man is a homo thats stuck n the closet