SOHH Over It!

F*ck Birds

May 5, 2008 willyjsimmons

shittin on and in my grill.

Fuck YOU!

How was your weekend?

Hitman is a bullshit movie.  Mediocre at best.

The only good part is when shorty is tryin to give him the puss, and he sticks that needle in her neck and knocks her out. LOL

But that’s just me.

Tell it.

The Pool @ 8:04 am

144 comments

  1. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:09 am

    I liked Hitman

    but Im not hard to please when it comes to movies. But I Liked Hitman alot. Got it on bootleg.

    Ironman was dope
    but again Im not hard to please on movies

  2. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:11 am

    Well good morning to you too! LOL

    I actually had a wonderful weekend, for the most part. Endured a little sexual harassment from some persona non gratia, but that aside, it was good.

    Oh P - whenever you show up, LOL - you know that thing you said you didnt think you were gonna be able to keep doing summer? Yeah. Me neither. LOL

  3. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:12 am

    * I mean "keep doing til the summer…."

    Hey, Its still early.

  4. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:17 am

    Now you got me curious dig…

    what you talkin bout willis? I BET it’s got something to do with sex.

  5. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:20 am

    sohh…. how deep is the problem if i read the title of this blog and didnt immediatly go to "the birds are messin up" but rather "fuck birds? new sex toy? ohhh cooll!!" i need y’all to pray for me seriously
    but yeah- willy, thats fucked up- but how they get IN the grill?

    dig- limon?! wtf did i miss!?!?! wow!! well i still got the red face over texts, so lets see what unfolds
    lmao @ sexual assualt- who’da thought we would not only encounter a replacement for florida, but also that he would be WORSE! wow.. they come in all flavors i guess

  6. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:24 am

    what you talkin bout willis? I BET it’s got something to do with sex.
    ===========
    nah, everything YOU do has to do with sex lol

  7. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:30 am

    ‘I BET it’s got something to do with sex.’

    LMAO, no that would be you, Willy.

    P - Limon. Mm hmm, LOL.

  8. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:31 am

    And yeah, the phrase "worse than Florida" is just scary. But it appears that we have achieved the unachievable.

  9. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:31 am

    Hitman was alright…. dude did slip ole girl the knockout juice real nice though… Weekend was nice too. You can for sure tell its getting warmer… scattered ass everywhere.

  10. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:35 am

    Good morning everyone

  11. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:35 am

    dig

    did you check that link out…

  12. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:35 am

    But it appears that we have achieved the unachievable.
    =========
    its true what they say- never say never.

    oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh@ limon. congrat-u-tations and obey your thirst!!

    i didnt see hitman or ironman, but i did have a little date and we caught made of honor- that patrick dempsey movie… but then again, my date was my mama, so thats to be expected lol

  13. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:36 am

    oh yeah- morning folks

    cec- where my daily motvator?

  14. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:37 am

    ‘but yeah- willy, thats fucked up- but how they get IN the grill?’

    There are holes in the bottom big enough for them to get into…my lazy ass refuses to get a cover…

    left the lid closed overnight, next morning lil fucks were tryin to setup shop in my shit. cig butts and all dat.

    Even funnier…I’m layin in the bed like “I left the lid closed, please don’t let these birds be fuckin with my girll!!”

    ‘nah, everything YOU do has to do with sex lol’

  15. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:37 am

    ‘congrat-u-tations and obey your thirst!!’

    CJP: Nah, I didnt get a chance to cause I bout fell out when I got home Saturday night and was tied up all day yesterday. Ima check it out tonight though.

  16. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:39 am

    …and was tied up all day yesterday.
    ===========
    damn it dig!! did you at least have a code word this time?!!!?

  17. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:41 am

    cec- where my daily motvator?

    I havent gotten any yet …sorry

    left the lid closed overnight, next morning lil fucks were tryin to setup shop in my shit. cig butts and all dat.

    Let me find out the birds had done scheduled a cookout of they own and was looking at u like "im sorry, did we invite u?"

    Dig-
    thumbs up on the 7up man

  18. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:42 am

    Oh and Ladies, Jason thanks yall for coming and hope you had a good time. And bugaboo man was…sigh, once again reprimanded and verbally abused for harassment and other indecent things jason didnt like

  19. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:43 am

    ‘damn it dig!! did you at least have a code word this time?!!!?’

    Uh….. *confused*….. I dont think my second cup of coffee has kicked in yet LOL

    What? LOL

  20. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:44 am

    other indecent things jason didnt like
    ============
    another ‘incident’? ANOTHER ONE?!?! do you want the name of my vet? sounds like that one needs to get put down ASAP. we all gonna mess around and catch rabies or fleas or somethin!

  21. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:44 am

    Damn Willy I didnt know you meant Bird, birds… Damn I was somewhere else totally…. Yeah I gotta get some sleep.

  22. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:45 am

    rephrase: did you have a safe word? lol.. cause you were tied..nevermind…

  23. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:46 am

    ‘Damn Willy I didnt know you meant Bird, birds…’

    dig actin innocent.

  24. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:47 am

    I am innocent.

  25. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:48 am

    Damn Willy I didnt know you meant Bird, birds… Damn I was somewhere else totally…. Yeah I gotta get some sleep.
    =======
    whew i wasnt the only one… good

  26. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:48 am

    I am innocent.
    ==================
    CECILY GET OUT THAT BUILDING RIGHT NOW!!!! CALL 911 FROM OUTSIDE, ITS JUST NOT SAFE TO WAIT!!

  27. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:50 am

    I am innocent.

    Why is it that anytime I hear that… i know damn well thats not the case. An if you’re saying it I know got damn well that its not.

  28. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:52 am

    I am just shocked and appalled at the level of judgment apparent in this room today.

  29. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:54 am

    ‘I am just shocked and appalled at the level of judgment apparent in this room today.’

    Now you wanna act educated?

  30. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:56 am

    I am just shocked and appalled at the level of judgment apparent in this room today.
    =========
    hey- once you lie on the stand, all bets are off webster mieriam lol

  31. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 8:58 am

    I am just shocked and appalled at the level of judgment apparent in this room today.

    Damn shame….

  32. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:05 am

    ‘hey- once you lie on the stand, all bets are off webster mieriam lol’

    Not once have I lied. I just didnt answer the question.

    Thats different.

  33. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:08 am

    I am innocent.
    ==================
    CECILY GET OUT THAT BUILDING RIGHT NOW!!!! CALL 911 FROM OUTSIDE, ITS JUST NOT SAFE TO WAIT!!

    LMAOOOOOOO

    Ive decided, after this weekend, i will NOT say im inocent anymore

  34. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:12 am

    ‘Ive decided, after this weekend, i will NOT say im inocent anymore’

    Just now? After this weekend? We stopped hearing you say that like 8 parties ago

  35. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:15 am

    Ive decided, after this weekend, i will NOT say im inocent anymore
    =-=============
    wtf did i miss exactly? i mean DAMN!

    and on gp, i’m with dig- you JUST NOW saying you cant say that anoymore? didnt that phrase become a moot point in like 99? lol

  36. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:16 am

  37. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:17 am

    let me find out it turned into an all out orgy with playing cards as stimuli and bacardi fruit lube!!!

  38. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:17 am

    Just now? After this weekend? We stopped hearing you say that like 8 parties ago


    Im just sayin

  39. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:18 am

    let me find out it turned into an all out orgy with playing cards as stimuli and bacardi fruit lube!!!

    Oh no P- I had to give my last bday gift to jason…thats why im never going to say im innocent anymore. Cause my ownself was like "bitch stop lying, dang"

  40. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:18 am

    @ Bacardi Fruit lube. On the low, that would be a dope flavor.

  41. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:20 am

    @ Bacardi Fruit lube. On the low, that would be a dope flavor

    nasty

  42. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:23 am

    ‘On the low, that would be a dope flavor.’

  43. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:33 am

    unrelated- did we know that babyphat makes scrubs? like for real hospital scrubs? damn.. finger in every pot huh?

  44. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:35 am

    dig- yeah, that would be the bomb flavor lol

    Oh no P- I had to give my last bday gift to jason…thats why im never going to say im innocent anymore. Cause my ownself was like "bitch stop lying, dang"
    ====================
    was this AT the party or privacy of your own home type shit..if it was at the party- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GIIIIRRRRRLLLLL you nasty lol

  45. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:35 am

    Damn, whats next? Vodka? LOL

    Come to think of it, why not? Shit, everyone else has one.

  46. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:36 am

    If it was at the party, she and I would be having a WHOLE nother conversation right now.

  47. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:42 am

    unrelated- did we know that babyphat makes scrubs? like for real hospital scrubs? damn.. finger in every pot huh?

    I heard about this.

    was this AT the party or privacy of your own home type shit..if it was at the party- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GIIIIRRRRRLLLLL you nasty lol

    Now u know better than that. u know it was in the privacy of my own home

  48. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:43 am

    If it was at the party, she and I would be having a WHOLE nother conversation right now.

    and that would be after i explained why i got a black eye, cause Mama S aint having that.

  49. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:45 am

    She got more sense than that.

  50. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:45 am

    She got more sense than that

    yes i do

  51. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:48 am

    cec- i found them:
    http://www.rocawear.com/nshop/product.php?view=detail&dept=plussizes&groupName=Wplusdresses&productid=RW-Cecil&startColor=Black

  52. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 9:49 am

    P- i actually like these better than the ones she had on.

  53. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:07 am

    Okay…

    we just got a Yahoo! button in the mail…

    like for realz.

  54. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:11 am

    Alright Ladies…

    I just got back from a lil lunch meeting with this chick… This was the first time I met her today. We met through a mutual friend and she’s called a few times but we didnt really talk that much. So after countless times of hit and miss we get that chance to see each other… I chose lunch cause I it was a crash an burn I could pull out early with no worries (ALWAYS HAVE AN ESCAPE PLAN)…. So I get to the spot for lunch and I see this very nice sista right…. NOPE thats not her. I sit at a table for about 5 mins and this chick comes in… VERY NICE. I Had already knew that she was Puerto Rican mix with Trinidad. But DAMN she was nice as hell… so we get a quick bite and Im getting the Info from the chick…

    1 She already starting off on the wrong foot… she’s 26…

    Then it like the meeting is over with… BUT I didnt get a chance to say a damn thing… SHE Talked the WHOLE DAMN TIME… WTF. Now Im down to get to know people but damn… Find out about a dude first… AN through all this shit it was totally unbeknownst to me we got a date on Wednesday night… Did I go into my happy space and didnt realized this chick asked me out. NOW Wednesday night instead of sitting back with a Carona and steak… Im gonna be engulfed in a Conversation that I have one word in…. DAMN shame.

    Then I get a text… "IT was nice getting a chance to meet you and Talking to you"… Damn right… cause you damn sure didnt talk WITH me.

  55. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:13 am

    What up spearchuckers ???….

  56. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:15 am

    ‘Damn right… cause you damn sure didnt talk WITH me.’

    Chatty Cathy.

    ‘Did I go into my happy space and didnt realized this chick asked me out.’

  57. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:19 am

    CJP, you live in your happy place

  58. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:21 am

    To hell with all the small talk….

    Is she fucking ???

    Because than a nigga might tolerate the gum flapping.

  59. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:24 am

    ‘Is she fucking ???’

    With a mouth like that…

    is she suckin?

  60. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:26 am

    Dig

    Thats wanst a happy place that was an alcohol induced black out…. There is a difference.

    Ihadno

    Questions… That I would have asked if I would have gotten a word in the convo… but just off of the TOP im going with an 80% towards Yes.

  61. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:29 am

    @CJP…
    Then let her flap her gums all the way to the condom drawer….lol.

  62. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:53 am

    can someone have a party please? i just found to most amazing dress and i need somewhere to wear it….

    and, would wearing a (full coverage) teddy with leggings look crazy? i may have a pj party to go to and i will not be exposing the world to legs out and all that

  63. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:55 am

    ‘and, would wearing a (full coverage) teddy with leggings look crazy?’

    **Goes deep into my mind’s eye**

    Yes.

    Maybe…depends on how sheer the leggins are?

  64. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:03 am

    ‘and, would wearing a (full coverage) teddy with leggings look crazy?’

    ————————————————————

    As Morris Day would say…"Well every lady in this neighborhood already wears camisoles… Thats because its cool"

  65. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:04 am

    Yes.
    Maybe…depends on how sheer the leggins are?
    ==========
    yeah, i cant see it working- in theory yeah.. but actually looking at the visual isnt working for me… i may end up just doing some cotton sleep pants and cami… idk…

  66. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:05 am

    As Morris Day would say…"Well every lady in this neighborhood already wears camisoles… Thats because its cool"
    ==========
    yeah, you lost me

  67. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:05 am

    comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 10:53 am

    can someone have a party please? i just found to most amazing dress and i need somewhere to wear it….

    ————

    Theres a party in my….. nah… too easy.

  68. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:07 am

    ‘Theres a party in my….. nah… too easy.’

  69. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:18 am

    Theres a party in my….. nah… too easy.
    ==============
    stop it, just stop it lol

  70. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:21 am

    Theres a party in my….. nah… too easy.
    ==============
    stop it, just stop it lol

    ———–

    Is this one of those no means yes or stop means go comments. I always get them confused

  71. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:24 am

    But my party has absolutely nothing to do with putting clothes on ….. I’ll send you an invite when you ready to take em off….

  72. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:26 am

    ‘Is this one of those no means yes or stop means go comments.’

  73. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:26 am

    ‘Is she fucking ???’

    With a mouth like that…

    is she suckin?

    Willy- cut it out.

  74. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:27 am

    Banga

    P - Ima go with a no on that one, homie.

    Yall better than me. Men that talk too much make me sick LOL. Not only will we not be fuckin, but Im also not givin you gas money.

  75. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:27 am

    ‘Willy- cut it out.’

    Why I gotta sit in the corner?

  76. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:28 am

    ‘Not only will we not be fuckin, but Im also not givin you gas money.’

    PFFFFFFF!

  77. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:33 am

    Yall better than me. Men that talk too much make me sick LOL. Not only will we not be fuckin, but Im also not givin you gas money.

    —————

    Note to self

    When in the pressence of women, STFU if you wanna get fk’d!

  78. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:35 am

    @ Willy
    u gotta go in the corner cause u cutting up again

    banga-

    very good notes, pass that onto your friends for FYI

  79. comment by cjp :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:35 am

    Not only will we not be fuckin, but Im also not givin you gas money.
    ——————————————————-

    That bitch emailed me twice this weekend…. I couldnt even do it. An quit talking bout old shit…. I thought abut that shit too with the price of gas that chick would have had to bring 3 ladies with her just to even that shit out…

  80. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:36 am

    Damn Dig….
    Is this "gas money"offer a recession special or was "gas money" always offered in your contract ?
    Don’t let that shit spread around town because "gas money" is a a niggas excuse when he wants a chick to come over. Chicks start putting gas money clauses in their dating contracts gonna really fuck the game.

  81. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:37 am

    Banga: True though. Most of the time, the more yall talk, the more yall tell on yourselves anyway LOL. Just shut up and pull ya dick out.

    "Is that a panda?….. oops, my dick fell out"

  82. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:38 am

    they already know

    funny how its opposite for Women

    Bitches that talk too much got…..Stronger Jaw Muscles

  83. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:39 am

    ‘Chicks start putting gas money clauses in their dating contracts gonna really fuck the game.’

    ‘Just shut up and pull ya dick out.’

    Dicks but no ice cubes huh?

  84. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:41 am

    Broads yap a lot because its a subconscious way of telling you that she wants her mouth filled… go ahead…. try it…lol.

  85. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:42 am

    Ihadno: Naw, CJP was talkin to a chick who got mad she saw him out eating somewhere and she told him "Oh I seen you last night at the restaurant eating, but you couldnt give me no gas money?"

    Willy:

  86. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:42 am

    Most of the time, the more yall talk, the more yall tell on yourselves anyway LOL. Just shut up and pull ya dick out.
    ——————

    this is why I tell chicks up front I am asshole and I ain’t sht
    Yall laugh your ass off till you realize I wasn’t joking.

  87. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:46 am

    Yeah most men who say they are assholes arent joking.

  88. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:48 am

    Broads yap a lot because its a subconscious way of telling you that she wants her mouth filled… go ahead…. try it…lol.

    ————————–

    Wow
    that the most sexest shit I ever read in my life

  89. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:49 am

    Broads yap a lot because its a subconscious way of telling you that she wants her mouth filled… go ahead…. try it…lol.

    No its not

  90. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:51 am

    ‘No its not’

    cec has been known to stretch the truth.

  91. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:51 am

    Just shut up and pull ya dick out.
    =============
    what is the truth and nothing but the truth, Alex

    But my party has absolutely nothing to do with putting clothes on ….. I’ll send you an invite when you ready to take em off….
    ================
    yeah, i’ve already deducted that your parties are clothing frowned upon lol

    Is this one of those no means yes or stop means go comments. I always get them confused
    ==========
    in reference to your cute yellow ass or in general?

  92. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:52 am

    Damn

    Does Fat Man Scoop need to be on EVERY song. I cant stand him

  93. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:53 am

    Willy-

    Do u need another timeout?

  94. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:53 am

    Yeah most men who say they are assholes arent joking.

    —————
    Its my way of sayin up front

    not looking for wifey, not trying to have a good time. Don’t feel shtted on when I don’t call you, don’t take it personal when I call you for one thing. Basically welcome to Jumpoffville population: you, temperate: brisk, Climate: barren: Forcast: Bleek…

  95. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:55 am

    cec has been known to stretch the truth.
    ===============
    lol.. i’m going to leave that alone because thats my girl

  96. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:56 am

    Banga, you stupid

  97. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:57 am

    ‘Do u need another timeout?’

    No ma’am.

  98. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:59 am

    cec has been known to stretch the truth.

    Im gonna have to kick Willys ass. I dont stretch the truth ….u fish eyed fool…jive turkey

  99. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 11:59 am

    Wow

  100. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

    in reference to your cute yellow ass or in general?
    ————–

    I don’t know whether to say Thanx or proceed with extreme caution

    Man council

  101. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:03 pm

    ‘I dont stretch the truth ….u fish eyed fool…jive turkey’

  102. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

    Banga, you stupid

    —————–

    6 o’clock wednesday for therapy work for you.

    No shock treatment this time.

  103. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:08 pm

    ‘No shock treatment this time.’

    Oh dont worry. I’ve discontinued that particular method after ‘the incident’ as I so affectionately like to call it.

    6pm will be fine.

  104. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

    "Oh I seen you last night at the restaurant eating, but you couldnt give me no gas money?"

    ————

    Thats how you doin em CJP ????
    Bitches stalking you for gas and oil change money….lol. I heard of sugar daddy but you taking it to a whole nother level….

  105. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

    Oh dont worry. I’ve discontinued that particular method after ‘the incident’ as I so affectionately like to call it.

    ————

    Yeah I’m still pickin fm radio stations when I’m too close to telephone lines

    call me crazy but that side affect isn’t mentioned in the fine print of the contract we signed

  106. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

    Thats how you doin em CJP ????
    Bitches stalking you for gas and oil change money….lol. I heard of sugar daddy but you taking it to a whole nother level….

    CJP is re-inveting the game dawg!

  107. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:25 pm

    CJP is re-inveting the game dawg!

    —————
    He prolly already got em trying to crawl thru his window with the "coochie toy" seminars… now he gonna have chicks beating down doors to get their cars serviced….. putting up "free lube jobs" signs over his garage and shit…..

    Coochie toys and lube jobs… while U wait… and I want half the patent credit nigga.

  108. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:32 pm

  109. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

    Coochie toys and lube jobs… while U wait… and I want half the patent credit nigga.

    ================
    shit even I would sleep with cjp for that kinda deal

  110. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

    ‘Coochie toys and lube jobs… while U wait… and I want half the patent credit nigga.’

    **runs to bank like Camel ran to Lyor**

  111. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:17 pm

    shit even I would sleep with cjp for that kinda deal

    ———-
    What do you mean "even I" ???
    As if you are too good for CJP’s penis…..
    You just threw the cooch to yellow ass Banga but CJP gotta gotta give you a deal on a fuel injection cleaning and just to get a peek at your brastrap ?
    I guess lightskinnendendned niggas are really making a comeback….

  112. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:19 pm

    ‘You just threw the cooch to yellow ass Banga but CJP gotta gotta give you a deal on a fuel injection cleaning and just to get a peek at your brastrap ?’

    This nigga…

  113. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

    You just threw the cooch to yellow ass Banga
    ——

    She called me cute too

  114. comment by Banga :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:25 pm

    Follow up point

    How you gonna hate on your own kind

  115. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

    Mildred Loving of Loving vs Virgina passed on Friday…
    http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2008/05/rip-mildred-loving.html

    and this has been your Negro History Moment for today.

  116. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

    And what’s this shit about Karl Malone and a 13yr old…

    http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/columns/story/334471.html

  117. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:45 pm

    Nah Banga….
    I’m not hating… I’m congratulatin……

    But I still gotta fight for "equal rights" for all shades because we are men first… light and dark skindededded second…..

    and I am "dark" where it counts so I gotta fight for em…lol

  118. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

    IHADNO:

    Youre a fucken idiot.

  119. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

    That Karl Malone shit is crazy right ?
    Here we all thought he was an upstanding nigger…. Nigga got 3 "loose" kids and and ain’t take care of none of them…..

  120. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

    and I am "dark" where it counts so I gotta fight for em…lol

    ok forgive me but i hope ur not light skinned with a pitch black thang….2 toned

  121. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

    ok forgive me but i hope ur not light skinned with a pitch black thang….2 toned
    ———
    Not pitch black but a couple shades darker….
    You want to set up an appointment for a viewing ?
    We got pre screening dates available for next week before the grand opening.

  122. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

  123. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:02 pm

    As if you are too good for CJP’s penis…..
    You just threw the cooch to yellow ass Banga but CJP gotta gotta give you a deal on a fuel injection cleaning and just to get a peek at your brastrap ?
    ==============
    WOAH!! breathe and stop like qtip homie!! cjp gotta becky complex and as good as my mama white- the melanin i’m kickin is a little too strong for his tastes

    woman council runs this shit anyway- and that is always first and foremost lol

    oh yeah.. willy, hmmm.. hey baby lol

  124. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:03 pm

    Not pitch black but a couple shades darker….
    You want to set up an appointment for a viewing ?
    We got pre screening dates available for next week before the grand opening.

    No TY IHNO, ill take ur word for it. Just askin

  125. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

    WOAH!! breathe and stop like qtip homie!! cjp gotta becky complex and as good as my mama white- the melanin i’m kickin is a little too strong for his tastes

    woman council runs this shit anyway- and that is always first and foremost lol

    ——-

    Ain’t this sumthin….
    Half white talking bout "she kicking melanin"….
    And that women council is a figment of your imagination… yall still can’t get equal pay and gotta bleed every month… and when yall don’t bleed… yall get all bloated and have kids…. and then have to hope that we stay around….
    Now thats a bullshit council if I ever heard of one…lol.

    The Man council gets things done. We fought hard to bring the yellow bellies back and Terrance Howard is gonna be on screen as the FIRST BLACK SUPERHERO….
    Not Idris….
    Not that Chestnut nigga…
    Not Tyrese…..

    Now thats a council for you…

  126. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

    We got pre screening dates available for next week before the grand opening.
    =====
    and we’re off…………

  127. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

    ‘No TY IHNO, ill take ur word for it. Just askin’

    Um…. maybe I should take a look. I mean being a doctor and all.

  128. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

    IHADNO……..

    Um……. *sigh*………….

  129. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

    And that women council is a figment of your imagination… yall still can’t get equal pay and gotta bleed every month… and when yall don’t bleed… yall get all bloated and have kids…. and then have to hope that we stay around….
    Now thats a bullshit council if I ever heard of one…lol.

    Id take that vs waking up one day and realizing ur dick wont even stand up. And u have no clue when its gonna come back to life

  130. comment by cec :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:19 pm

    Not Idris….

    Dont get fucked up IHNO…dont talk about my future husband and Baby daddy like dat

    @ Dig
    u know i dont mind looking at dicks but i dont need to get my ass wouped later LOL

  131. comment by dig :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

    Cec - Noted.

  132. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

    Ain’t this sumthin….
    Half white talking bout "she kicking melanin"….
    ================
    crazy aint it? but hey, its knocks me out the becky box unforuntaly…

    and you, dear sir, are sadly mistaken about women council- as to be expected of a man… there are rules and policies governing lubes, fuel injector cleanings etc… the ladies know where i’m going with that, your understanding is nonconcequential…

    and WHY you love beefin with me so much?

  133. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

    Id take that vs waking up one day and realizing ur dick wont even stand up. And u have no clue when its gonna come back to life
    =============
    BBBBBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  134. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

    ‘The Man council gets things done.’

    tshirts are at the printers RIGHT NOW.

  135. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

    The Man council gets things done.’

    tshirts are at the printers RIGHT NOW.
    ================
    prime example of the "shut up and pull your dick out" philosophy

  136. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

    ‘prime example of the “shut up and pull your dick out” philosophy’

    Now you KNOW you ain’t ready for all that…

    we’ve gone over this.

  137. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

    Now you KNOW you ain’t ready for all that…

    we’ve gone over this.
    ========
    why whatever do you mean?

  138. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

    and in thinking on this further… i think i’ma need a smiley with a crooked halo…i mean think about the element up in this mug, its only right lol

  139. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

    ‘why whatever do you mean?’

    The ladies ain’t ready for a ‘black out’.

    So all this dick talk is really a bunch of nuthin.

  140. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

    And no more smilies…

    but if you find one out there you like, send it to me and I’ll add it.

  141. comment by persia :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:53 pm

    The ladies ain’t ready for a ‘black out’.
    So all this dick talk is really a bunch of nuthin.
    =========
    unless your penis is available for molestation tonight at 7.30pm promptly, then youre right.. is all a bunch of nuttin.. opps i mean nothing.. women and men are more alike that you think- you want a hot, home cooked meal on the table, we want a hot, rock hard penis- its the toma-TO, tomAT-o debate really…

  142. comment by willyjsimmons :
    May 5, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

    ‘is all a bunch of nuttin.. opps i mean nothing.’

    Oooooo U nasty.

  143. comment by ihadnochoice :
    May 6, 2008 @ 4:51 am

    and WHY you love beefin with me so much?

    ———-
    Its called "elementary" love….
    you rememberwhen you were in 3th grade, the dude that you like the most is usually the one that you ended up stealing your crayons and sealing your lunch box with glue…. I’m that dude. Just think of light barbs as me "throwing ice"….. Besides, yall don’t like when a nigga treats yall nice anyway…

  144. comment by persia :
    May 6, 2008 @ 8:18 am

    hmm… so this is the wood and cjp, banga & willy gave you a dollar to hit us on our booties huh?

    smh.

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