SOHH Over It!

It’s been a tiring fuckin week folks.

Homie’s coming into town tonight.

Other homie’s birthday is tomorrow.

Pray for me.

‘[The teacher] took him and stood him in front of his classmates this week, asked every single child to tell Alex why [they] don’t like him… (in his words) “tell Alex why we hate him”,’ explained Ms. Barton. After having each child ridicule the boy, she says the teacher continue belittling him.

Ms. Barton went on to say, ‘Then they had a vote on if he deserved to stay in the class or not.’ Like a twisted reality show, Barton says in a 14-2 vote his classmates voted the five year old out of the classroom.”

I think i would want to hear more about this story, like what in the world did this child do to lead up to his teacher acting like this. I dont know if i have to much sympathy for the child right now cause i have seen some 5 yr olds that i swear Satan himself gave birth too. IDK…what do yall think?

I hate seeing the stars of yesterday look like the trash of today. If celebrities with fame and money can fall off, so can you. That being said, lets try to eat right people. Lets exercise and stay healthy. I try put my homies on but you know niggas… they claim they get pussy regardless but oh well. When you bring it up to a broad, she’s like “my man loves my curves”. But what about the health aspect ? You know… the HBP… the Diabetes that runs in your family….. the Heart disease…. the threat of cancer….. I guess none of that will matter until you have no choice to make it matter. Since the new year, I’ve been on a mission to eat right and exercise and I must say I feel the difference.Not Of course our schedules dont allow us all that time to exercise but there is no excuse for not having a healthy diet and there are so many little things you can do to make up for that lack of time. Park your car a block away and walk to work or take the steps up a couple of flights instead of the elevator. Do 10 0r 20 pushups everytime you have to go to the bathroom throughout the day. Wear ankle weights….

And you will feel better when you look in the mirror too which will keep you far and away from shrinks and mental hospitals. I swear I didn’t feel this good on a daily basis 3 or 4 months ago. I seen some of my older friends fall off the map as they got married or had children or just got plain old and I refuse to be 30 and washed up. Some women think they have a man and/or children and don’t want to bother with it… so be it…. you just gonna give a nigga like me ammo. Why not both of you try to lose the weight or get in shape ? I’m loading up on these Larry Holmes niggas looking flabby and sick in them tight ass jeans and shirts also…lol. A big part of me losing some weight and trying to “Tyreserize” my body had a lot to do with vanity at first but I could never have predicted the mental and physical improvements also. Just be prepared to drop some guap because you ain’t fittin in to those old clothes anymore.

But regardless of the reasons why, its a good look all around anyway you slic it because nothing bad can come out of being helthy. If you have children its more of a reason to remain healthy. I have family members who have gone blind or had legs amputated, strokes and all types of illnesses do to their lifestyle and eating habits. So do you and your family a favor and skip the elevator from now on…..

My Gran bought a new house.

Today I gotta help move em out.

Plus, an ldap server shitted out over the weekend so I’m busy trying to get that back up and running.

Open Thread.

http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/15289

Threaten to prosecute anyone who comes forward wit child pornography to allow the offender in question to get off.

Good strategy but shouldn’t they be granted immunity if they come forward….

Sohh…

Have you ever had one of those days where you look at yourself and think, “Damn, this is just GOOD…?”

Now, usually that happens to me when I get certain things done (as I did this weekend)- my eyebrows and my hair, or my nails and feet. I could be wearing an “okay” dress, but if I have all of those things done, or at least a combination of my eyebrows and two other things (brows are key), then I feel pretty great.

So what are your “Damn, I look good” qualifiers?

And I promised Willy I would come through once the job let up…

George!!!

Disc 1:

http://www.zshare.net/download/1247117094281d2b/

Disc 2:

http://www.zshare.net/download/1247166132f1acf0/

See this is just a nasty picture. And i remember having such a crush on him…especially when i think about them sex scenes in “Disappearing Acts”. Now look at him. What is going on in this world man.

So after I watched sexy ass George Michael shake his bon-bon on American Idol, I spoke to my sister who has an eerie knack for bringing up old shit that you’ve spent your entire life trying to forget.

She reminded me of a time when I was about 13 years old and we were in a Wednesday night church service with my mom. We had my nephew with us, who was about 5 or 6 months old at the time, and he was on the pew in his car seat.

My nephew was born with a perfect nappy afro, so my sister and I had an inside joke about how he looked like Sherman Hemsley, LOL. She mentioned it while we were in church and I couldnt stop laughing. My mom told us to knock it off, and I really tried, but every time I looked at my nephew, I would see George Jefferson and bust out laughing again. My mom told us again to knock it off, but even if I didnt look at my nephew, the thought would cross my mind again, and I would just lose it. I was trying my hardest to stop laughing, but it wasnt working, and next thing I know, my mama came across my face with a smack from Jesus Himself LOL.

I instantly stopped laughing.

Now I need to hear a worse story so I can feel better.

Ok so I meet this lady this weekend and of course the regular dinner date follows.  First off let me give you this chicks credentials… 34 no kids, works for Coke as an engineer. AN she asked me out. SO it wasn’t like I was pursuing her or anything.  Matter fact I was minding my own damn business having my Got damn drink and she walks up to me. But anywho… We meet for dinner. Now by chicks phone calls we had before the meeting she was very personable smart and cool.  No irks or nothing…. But I guess this was all before she got that first drink in her.  Bitch get to talking about how us men are only after the puss and that why im here cause I saw an easy chance of fucking…  Now not one time did I bring up sex nor was I trying to put it in her mouth.  But she goes on and on about how dudes are just shitty and how We don’t respect what a woman is… WTF.  Lady look Im just tryna enjoy my steak and some nice company…That’s it. If we fuck around so be it(But Im on restriction so I cant anyway). But Im not looking for all that RIGHT NOW.  Then she goes into this whole spiel about how when we get the puss we don’t know what to do with it.  Who the fuck this broad been fucking with…. Now I don’t like to toot my own horn..(why lie, yes I do) but I know my way around puss very well. But hey she don’t know me like that so fuck it. But I was doing good just trying to finish my steak and maybe go to a better vinue or just take my ass home. But she did it yall she did it…and tried to reverse the shit.  “See Kareem…”

Me:  “Huh what did you call me”

Chick:  “oh Im so sorry Caribe I mean”  

Me: “See you talking about how us men are when you are sittin over here not thinking about the shit that coming out of you mouth. Looking like a damn fool while everybody around us is shaking their damn head…Wonder who is this dumb ass sista that cant handle the sauce. An why is this brother so patient and haven’t got the fuck up and left or better mush your ass in the fucking face… but I was just trying to better understand you even though you made that absolutely imfuckingpossible. With all this im an independent woman and men cant handle it talk…but I was cool until you called me fucking Kareem so now I gotta do what everybody that looking at us right not thought I should do from the first time you open ya damn mouth and that’s get the fuck outta here”

Yep and an left the big head ass bitch with the check too… Damn that steak was good too. Ok then I get a text… “im sorry you can come by my home if you want to”… Huh I thought that what dudes always try to do…. I politely told her  no thank you and took my ass home and listen to “Here my Dear Album” for Marvin Gaye. Dumb ass chick.