Its Monday.
Its Raining.
And Cecily is making me throw up in my mouth, LOL.
Today’s lesson: Lesbian stories are great….. until you find out who they’re about and suddenly feel your abdomen and your esophagus simultaneously contract…
Carry On.
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April 28, 2008 @ 7:12 am
How do you think i feel. You hearing about it second hand….i had to actually listen to her brag and tell stories. What about me?
April 28, 2008 @ 7:17 am
Damn Dig you gotta another female admirer
first flex now Queen Latifah
Im tellin Nelly
April 28, 2008 @ 7:27 am
B - You know what, I actually do. Thats funny
But no, Miss Cecily just thought it was a good idea to tell me about how her gross, monstrosity of a sight friend goes both ways while I was eating my damn omelette, LOL.
No disrespect, Cec, I know thats your girl. But come on now LOL…..
April 28, 2008 @ 7:50 am
But no, Miss Cecily just thought it was a good idea to tell me about how her gross, monstrosity of a sight friend goes both ways while I was eating my damn omelette, LOL.
No disrespect, Cec, I know thats your girl. But come on now LOL…..
She aint my girl, we just cool but you aint the only one who feel like that and trust me ….She knows that everybody think she the nastiest looking thang but she dont care. I told you, i had to hear her bragging about some girl she don turned out….how the hell did u think i felt…and i was eating 2. U know how i am about my food
April 28, 2008 @ 7:58 am
Oh, hun, I am so sorry you had to go through that
Cause if it were me, I’d still be heaving.
And ooh, imagine walkin in on it! I would be blind. Right now. Just blind. Forever. LOL
April 28, 2008 @ 8:01 am
Yall need to quit it…
Cause i saw a chick Friday that was a complete dude… ole girl (or guy) had dreads and had her pants saggin and a tattoo on the neck… Thug Nasty..Nasty Thug.
April 28, 2008 @ 8:02 am
Oh, hun, I am so sorry you had to go through that
Girl everybody was like OMG ILK…please …we aint been the same since
And if i walked in and wasnt blinded afterwards, one of 2 things would have to happen….either i would gouge my eyes out or i would become instantaneously celebit
April 28, 2008 @ 8:17 am
CJP,
This woman aint manly, she just hideous LOL.
1. She is HUGE. Im talkin bout like big and sloppy. Ever seen somebody that just look like they stink?
2. She’s light brown-skinned, but her neck is darkskinned LOL.
3. She wears glasses so thick she can tell you tomorrow’s Lotto numbers.
4. I dont think I have ever seen her hair not lookin like she did cartwheels all the way there LOL.
Im sorry, she is just gross.
April 28, 2008 @ 8:25 am
Tomorrow Lotto numbers…
I can just pictures some thick chick doing cartwheels down the street… Thats a damn shame.
So whats up dig… ole girl wanna a taste or something…My motto is- "If you gonna be a girl that like girls you have to look at least good enough to get them."
Plus it makes it better when you record the shit…
April 28, 2008 @ 8:35 am
‘Plus it makes it better when you record the shit…’
Um………………. no. Apparently, she was tellin Cec and some other folks about how she turned some chick out or something. Cec just thought she should come to work today and share
And no, dont picture a thick chick doing cartwheels, picture a tank doing a cartwheel LOL
April 28, 2008 @ 8:42 am
Blog Updates.
Yell if something is broken.
And
@ the discussion.
We discuss pretty lipstick lesbians on this blog.
No Remy Ma.
April 28, 2008 @ 8:47 am
Batman-
This thing keeps logging me out every time I refresh now…..
April 28, 2008 @ 8:48 am
Dig-
Thats funny cause thats the same description Jason has
And correction, she light skinned but she aint dark at th top…she got like a whole cluster of dark spots …like i cant even describe it
April 28, 2008 @ 8:50 am
And she keep looking at me going…if i had a body like Cecs i wouldnt have no man, id just be running through niggas. jason gon say i hope ur face wouldnt stay the same.
April 28, 2008 @ 8:52 am
jason gon say i hope ur face wouldnt stay the same.
DAMN… Thats fucked up.
April 28, 2008 @ 8:56 am
Yea….Dig aint saying nothing the other dudes aint told her…but one thing i gotta give her, she is confident about herself, she dont give a damn
April 28, 2008 @ 8:56 am
jason gon say i hope ur face wouldnt stay the same
Sorry, I just laughed til I threw up.
April 28, 2008 @ 9:07 am
iight you evil bitches!! i think i know who you are discussing and fuck y’all and ya mamas for messing up my egg and cheese bisuit!!! i dont even want to hear details but wtf be goin on!?! how you mess up breakfast with just a description of a darkskinneded neckline? i shudder to think the atrocites to which everyone else is privy to!
i’m need you to stop chillin with s&s because everytime they are invlved its some bullshit!! dont get me wrong- THEY are wonderful- but damn it mayne if some mess dont follow lol
AND AND AND AND i dont even WANT my sweet tea anymore. fuck all ya’ll
oh yeah.. good morning.
April 28, 2008 @ 9:10 am
‘This thing keeps logging me out every time I refresh now…..’
O RLY??!!??
That shouldn’t be happening?
Might not have an answer for that.
Anyone else having the same problem?
April 28, 2008 @ 9:17 am
Anyone else having the same problem?
Nope thats not happening but… where is the free shot of Patron Button you promised you would put one here. Ive been sitting with my shot glass like a drunk dude.
Plus after watching the Draft all weekend I need something to drink…
April 28, 2008 @ 9:37 am
Hey all- i can’t stay (new job and all that), but I had to come through and show some love!!! I shall return with George when I can get away with it
Later!
April 28, 2008 @ 9:44 am
free shot of petron?! what? when did i miss this? and i’m not trying to be ungrateful, but can we make it don julio? if not, thats cool, i’ll live, just askin,…. i mean you ARE the blog GOD and all
April 28, 2008 @ 9:45 am
*sigh* its hard being retarded some days… sorry bout that
April 28, 2008 @ 9:49 am
Willy, its not doing it anymore, but when it was happening, it was happening to Cec too…. maybe it worked itself out.
P - I know! LOL AND ….. AND….. LOL…. why does the spokesperson for the Myspace Condemnation Committee have a Myspace page? LOL And had it at the time we were all being berated LOL
April 28, 2008 @ 9:50 am
‘*sigh* its hard being retarded some days… sorry bout that’
Its ok, Mama, I got you LOL.
April 28, 2008 @ 9:54 am
P - I know! LOL AND ….. AND….. LOL…. why does the spokesperson for the Myspace Condemnation Committee have a Myspace page? LOL And had it at the time we were all being berated LOL
Yea one of the s’s…the female one…is going to get it next time we see her. Got her face and everything on Myspace.
April 28, 2008 @ 9:56 am
and yall can keep the hard liquor….give me some White Zin
April 28, 2008 @ 10:04 am
don julio… White Zin
Ole ungratefull asses… you’re gonna take the patron and like it… Boy I tell ya, Give a nigga a free drink they wanna act all new.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:05 am
CJP, I was bout to say the same thang
April 28, 2008 @ 10:08 am
Me and patron equal a drunken strip show that i wont remember the next day …and ill wake up with my drawls on a ceiling fan and somebody dick laying next to me
April 28, 2008 @ 10:09 am
Im saying… Its Called a Patron Button for a reason.
Niggas…
April 28, 2008 @ 10:10 am
and ill wake up with my drawls on a ceiling fan and somebody dick laying next to me
You make that sound like a bad thing…
April 28, 2008 @ 10:13 am
CJP, dont encourage her.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:14 am
It is a bad thing for me. I CANNOT handle the hard stuff.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:17 am
‘I CANNOT handle the hard stuff.’
*staring into the camera*
CJP, dont!!! Im beggin you LOL.
Cec, you just askin for it
April 28, 2008 @ 10:24 am
I aint scurred of nothing CJP or no one else got to say on this blog …bring it.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:26 am
It is a bad thing for me. I CANNOT handle the hard stuff.
Now Cec…just know that CJP has his own thoughts and Comments and they do not represent every person in my mind that make up Caribe…
But If you cant handle the hard stuff…..NEVERMIND. Just know to please dont say that again.
Ill let the blood return to my head and feet now.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:26 am
P - I know! LOL AND ….. AND….. LOL…. why does the spokesperson for the Myspace Condemnation Committee have a Myspace page? LOL And had it at the time we were all being berated LOL
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who what? huh?
willy- not being ungrateful- like i said i’ll take what i get.. it was just an inquiry DAMN !
…and ill wake up with my drawls on a ceiling fan and somebody dick laying next to me
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BWWWWWAHHHHHHHH… and (might i add) a door or two might be kicked in a rick james might be playing softly in the background
I CANNOT handle the hard stuff.
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cec, jsut stop, this hole is getting deeper and deeper (pun not intended, but duely noted)
April 28, 2008 @ 10:27 am
Patron?
Say whut?
OK - so no blog problems? - OK?!?
OK.
Smoke break.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:29 am
P -
Yeah, Sonia has a Myspace.
CJP -
April 28, 2008 @ 10:29 am
I aint scurred of nothing CJP or no one else got to say on this blog …bring it.
See now you just being crazy… Question? Can you unhinge your lower jaw like a snake…cause I like that.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:33 am
Yeah, Sonia has a Myspace.
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da fuck? see… now i’m going to have to say something… cec..just.. ahh fuck it.. nevermind.. but whats the address to this party again? someone got some ’splainin to do….
See now you just being crazy… Question? Can you unhinge your lower jaw like a snake…cause I like that.
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another perfectly good dell monitor destroyed fuckin with y’all… i finally get my stomach back enough to enjoy my sweet tea and THIS is what y’all do.. its just not meant for me today, is it?
April 28, 2008 @ 10:33 am
‘Can you unhinge your lower jaw like a snake…cause I like that.’
Ummmmm…
April 28, 2008 @ 10:34 am
But If you cant handle the hard stuff…..NEVERMIND. Just know to please dont say that again.
Hard stuff= liquor
Any other hard stuff, refering to whats south of the border….can be handled and any no challnege is to great
is that better clarification?
April 28, 2008 @ 10:36 am
BWWWWWAHHHHHHHH… and (might i add) a door or two might be kicked in a rick james might be playing softly in the background
See now you just being crazy… Question? Can you unhinge your lower jaw like a snake…cause I like that.
uhuh
April 28, 2008 @ 10:37 am
P and Dig-
the address is 53 Tyler St and both of you, per Jasons request, had better be there or else.
hey dont kill the msgr
April 28, 2008 @ 10:37 am
and eb ….dont come without the mac and cheese or u aint getting in. Thats per me LMAO
April 28, 2008 @ 10:40 am
Any other hard stuff, refering to whats south of the border….can be handled and any no challnege is to great
I dont know cec… Im gon go out on a limb and say you might not have good dick handling skills.
Do you have any refereces or some shit like that.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:42 am
1. Jason cant whoop me so he can kiss my grits LOL.
2. You probably wouldnt care if I stayed or not, long as I dropped off the mac and cheese LOL
Damn shame.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:43 am
Did this nigga really just asked for references?
I hate him so much
April 28, 2008 @ 10:43 am
CJP- must i forward my resume.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:44 am
1. Jason cant whoop me so he can kiss my grits LOL.
I told u dont shoot the msgr man …damn!
2. You probably wouldnt care if I stayed or not, long as I dropped off the mac and cheese LOL
True
April 28, 2008 @ 10:45 am
Thats fucked up LOL.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:46 am
It aint nuthin personal girl..u know i love u…but u knows how i dos bout my food now. and ur mac and cheese is on high request. Everybody asking about it
April 28, 2008 @ 10:47 am
CJP- must i forward my resume.
Sure and while you at it… I got this Questionaire that i might need you to fill out as well…
Do understand that you do have 3 holes…. mmmkay.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:48 am
Do understand that you do have 3 holes…. mmmkay.
Yea im clear on the holes thing….thanks tho for the FYI
April 28, 2008 @ 10:49 am
Alright now CJP, gotdammit.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:50 am
Get him Dig
April 28, 2008 @ 10:50 am
I hate him so much
No you dont…. Just stand over there an watch for a bit.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:53 am
Alright now CJP, gotdammit.
Alright…Ill pull em in. But you cant just let CJP get started… that shit is pure trouble. Its like I black out and dude starts shit.
April 28, 2008 @ 10:54 am
Get him Dig
Now hold up…Im trying to be nice. Dont start shit back up. Cause both of you probably dont perform your own stunts….
April 28, 2008 @ 10:56 am
the address is 53 Tyler St and both of you, per Jasons request, had better be there or else.
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man f a jason… that aint my man..he better get down before he gotta lay down (yeah, i’ve watched state prop like 3 times in the last week- dont ask why)
*scrolls*
yeah what did said
oh yeah, am i supposed to be doing shit?
April 28, 2008 @ 10:57 am
Now hold up…Im trying to be nice. Dont start shit back up. Cause both of you probably dont perform your own stunts….
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said the man with the crash test dummy in the trunk ‘just in case’ smhhhhhh……
April 28, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Persia
I would but I dont have enough saran wrap for that shit you got going on over there… you might ass well be fucken like they do on "Demolition Man"… Nigga dont have time to come out the bathroom looking like he about to perform Gastric Bypass…
April 28, 2008 @ 11:08 am
now that was a low blow cjp… we’ve talked about this- i’m workin on the phobia i developed and in the roc, its almost like survior around here with the std rate and such… was it not just a few weeks ago i was getting high fives for my 12 steps to nuttin outside the condom? i mean damn! at least i’m my own clutch player
April 28, 2008 @ 11:15 am
at least i’m my own clutch player
Fuck that… Im not buying it. Please stand in line with cec and have your resume ready….Oh and make sure both of you hava a No2 Pencil.
April 28, 2008 @ 11:19 am
Fuck that… Im not buying it. Please stand in line with cec and have your resume ready….Oh and make sure both of you hava a No2 Pencil.
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no2 pencil?! nah homie, i rank too high to subject the merchandise to standardized testing… any mf with the $35 entrance fee can get in those… i’m good on that lol
April 28, 2008 @ 11:20 am
‘Oh and make sure both of you hava a No2 Pencil.’
April 28, 2008 @ 11:32 am
no2 pencil?! nah homie, i rank too high to subject the merchandise to standardized testing…
blah blah blah… I dont need you to take a test. I need you to answer a few questions. just to see if you can cut the mustard. I wont make or break you but depending on your skill level it let me know what you can actually deal with.
April 28, 2008 @ 11:37 am
let the questions commence….
April 28, 2008 @ 11:52 am
oh yeah, am i supposed to be doing shit?
No just make sure u bring what u wanna drink. Her mac anc chees was demanded
April 28, 2008 @ 11:57 am
‘Cause both of you probably dont perform your own stunts’
April 28, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
Awww….
Dig dont be like that…. Here you go. (SPLASH)
April 28, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
Nigga, I perform my stunts AND yours LOL
Batman, Ima need an upgrade on these emoticons too. If yall can
then dammit I wanna get to know myself too LOL
April 28, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
and yea and i need an emoticon that says bring it on
April 28, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
Dig
Cmon dont be like that… Let me rub it all better.
Cec…
You dont really want that… I dont know if you got the stamina for it…
April 28, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
and yea and i need an emoticon that says bring it on
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willy- just cut and paste cecs face into a smiliey thats swinging a laptop at people
April 28, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
I’m not fuckin wit any smilies.
April 28, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
You dont really want that… I dont know if you got the stamina for it…
Cjp….puuhlease homey
willy- just cut and paste cecs face into a smiliey thats swinging a laptop at people
Thanks P- Willy get on that
April 28, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
willy- just cut and paste cecs face into a smiliey thats swinging a laptop at people
Willy, dont be selfish now, doing what I ask you can only benefit you
April 28, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
I’m not fuckin wit any smilies.
Good job Bruce….
April 28, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
Cec
Im trying to be cool…. Plus I dont want dig to be popping me in the back of my head.
So Im gonna decline on talking more shit…
April 28, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
So Im gonna decline on talking more shit…
Oh thats fine. I dont need her slashing my tires and throwing coffee on me…seeing as how she sit right next to me now.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
Oh thats fine. I dont need her slashing my tires and throwing coffee on me…seeing as how she sit right next to me now.
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you guys work @ suth now!?!?!? why didnt you tell me you were pokin around my hood!?!?!?
April 28, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
seeing as how she sit right next to me now.
Oh yeah… see what color bra she wearing right now…
April 28, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
‘Willy, dont be selfish now, doing what I ask you can only benefit you ‘
LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Whut the hell.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
you guys work @ suth now!?!?!? why didnt you tell me you were pokin around my hood!?!?!?
NO! I got in to much trouble messing with Suth
April 28, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
Oh yeah… see what color bra she wearing right now…
Uhuh… now we close and i love her …and ill fight for her…..,
But thats were i draw the line. Im not checking her drawls. U gotta find someone else
April 28, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
‘Im not checking her drawls. U gotta find someone else’
Like yall ain’t seen each other in panties and bras before…
wait a minute…
April 28, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
But thats were i draw the line. Im not checking her drawls. U gotta find someone else
Well could you at least pull the back of her hair… and tell her I said whats up. Smack her ass or something.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
wait a minute…
HAHAHAHAHA….
April 28, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Well could you at least pull the back of her hair… and tell her I said whats up. Smack her ass or something.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
wow just wow
Nice one Willy
April 28, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Like yall ain’t seen each other in panties and bras before
LMAO actually no i havent. She aint seen me in skivvies and i aint seen her in hers….and id like to keep it that way if u dont mind
April 28, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
LMAO actually no i havent. She aint seen me in skivvies and i aint seen her in hers….and id like to keep it that way if u dont mind
BUUUUULLLLLLSHIT…. Girls always look at each other in the panties.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
BUUUUULLLLLLSHIT…. Girls always look at each other in the panties.
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Double bullshit
April 28, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
U men are disgusting.
I bet thats what yall think…when we say we having girls nite, yall think we having drunken pillow fights in our drawls dont u?
April 28, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
‘yall think we having drunken pillow fights in our drawls dont u’
I was gonna mention something with a 5 speed bullet…
but whatever.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
I bet thats what yall think…when we say we having girls nite, yall think we having drunken pillow fights in our drawls dont u?
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Nah
but now that u mention it …..Maybe we should be
April 28, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
Men
April 28, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
@CEC
what did u expect
its a proven fact that men have a sexual thought once every 10 seconds.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
its a proven fact that men have a sexual thought once every 10 seconds.
Im not mad at all. My boyfriend thinks the same thing. So this aint nothing new LOL …im just shaking my head cause yall a trip
April 28, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Wait a minute now dammit, I done left the room and the whole nine. Come back and somehow became blow up doll of the day? LOL
What kinda Mickey Fickey bullshit is this? LOL
April 28, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
‘im just shaking my head cause yall a trip’
You need to shake them tittys.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
Im just tryna figure out y i gotta check ur bra color and why i gotta see u in ur skivvies. I dont want to check ur bra color or see ur skivvies…ever
April 28, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Ditto.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
What kinda Mickey Fickey bullshit is this? LOL
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@DIG
Wasn’t me this time I swear
yeah I know its hard to believe but I swear
it wasn’t me
ANYWHO ……..hows boobie LOL
April 28, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
‘Ditto.’
Stop.Lyin.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
Willy i just think ur horny
April 28, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
‘Willy i just think ur horny’
Women…
always tryin to project their feelins on a nigga.
April 28, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
LUNCH!!!!!!!!
April 28, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
Banga: I know, it was CJP’s fault, but since he will just blame his multiple personalities, I’d figure I’d use a lifeline