SOHH Over It!

Minister Farrakhan 2006 State Of The Black Union.

YouTube niggaz.

Just because it came up on another blog I visit.  I’ve watched this shit about 15 fuckin times in a row.

Where’s the promise?

You are a deceived people.

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Most people get caught up in the Deshawn Stevenson references

but some of Jay’s punchlines sound like indirect jabs and Nas

and from reading the interview in King with Stacey Dash on the cover Nas also has been taking jabs at Jay here an there.  One is off Jay’s album on the success tracks where Nas spits, Ex enemies wanna be friends like thats what’s in.

I starting to Wonder that now that Jay is off Def Jam and has his own label, is he gonna start showing his true colors.  

And as much as I am a Nas fan. He played himself squashin that sht

Bowling is officially over.

Tonight is a free bowl.

GTA IV comes out today.

I don’t even need a titty.

Its Monday.

Its Raining.

And Cecily is making me throw up in my mouth, LOL.

Today’s lesson: Lesbian stories are great….. until you find out who they’re about and suddenly feel your abdomen and your esophagus simultaneously contract…

Carry On.

Heard those cops who murdered Sean Bell were aquitted?

Open Thread.

-  With all the public political scandal going on nationwide out this bitch, I have decided on waiving my right to vote forever. Its hard to make an “honest” decision with a “dishonest” system in place. A system that doesn’t take into account the “total vote”… a system that benefits the candidate who has the most money…… a system that has little to do with what applies to me. Imma just dig my dirt and stack my money so dumb shit like elections matter as much to me as a change in Mickey D’s dollar menu.

- I’m single again and I wonder WTF made me make myself “not single” in the first fucking place. That wifey shit ain’t for me. Bitches out here can’t stand on their own and I refuse to be a crutch.

- Someone should have told me about the crazy transition from getting paid every week to every 2 weeks.I feel like I hit the lotto 2 weeks outta the month…. and then feel like I am on my way to skid row for the other 2.

- When I walk down the aisle at the supermarket, it dawns on me why so many people are overweight… the only thing ever on sale are the unhealthy shit. Bread, Fruit, and veggies are going for top dollar while fruit loops and cheap bacon are flying off the shelves at 4 for a dollar….

- That reminds me…. hearing this 700lbs chick on the line talking on the phone about her 2 bowling ball shaped children….. ” imma make macaroni and cheese tonight, I don’t do that ready made stuff…. my kids eat good”. Meanwhile my “slim” ass cart looks like something strait out of a weight watchers add…. I guess I don’t eat “good”.

- Is it me or is Detroit “hell on earth” for black people ?

- Is it me or has marriage become just another way to get publicity. I can’t even say marriage ain’t waht it used to be because its been all about bullshit since I learned about the shit as one of the 7 blessed sacrament ( they forgot to mention the “out clause” of divorce).

- Imma leave the Pope outta this one… him and his red guccis…lol.

- Friday April 25 2008 the verdict will be read and I am taking the day off for this one. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2008/04/24/2008-04-24_det_oliver_has_never_shown_any_remorse_s-1.html (read the comments below the article just to let you know what kind of country we really live in) I normally don’t care about shit like this but this could have easily been me or a homie of mine… it could have been anybody. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2008/04/23/2008-04-23_rev_al_freeing_bell_cops_would_be_verdic.html

- Why did my neighbor kick her husband out the crib and have his drunk ass fall asleep on our steps ???? I was about to walk out and beat this bums ass for sleeping on my “”porch” until I realized that it was my neighbor…lol…. marriage is bliss…lol.

- $100 to fill up a fucking tank.???? … only 3 more months of this bullshit…. I’m done.

- Under One Roof might be one of the worst shows I have ever seen in my life. Cable access wouldn’t air that tomfoolery and why does Dwayne Wayne look like a vacuum salesman ? This is why I keep in shape and eat right. I refuse to be 30 and over the hill…. no gut….. no hot dogs on the back of my neck…. I don’t have to “SIGH” every time I get up or sit down. I look at these stars nowadays compared to what they look like now and I refuse to let that be me. If it happens, it happens but I am gonna do something about it.

- But getting in shape mentally is just as important… read a fucking book….lol.

- Its always broke people who wonder why ONE PERSON NEEDS SO MUCH MONEY.

-Imma start rapping next week just for the hell of it…. everybody else is doing it so why not ?

- Its great to see great artists like Mariah dumb down their material for the throngs of dumb ass that don’t understand what music is supposed to sound like. This is why Mariah will never have a classic under her belt like the 3 or 4 classics that Mary has. Stop wispering bitch and blow like we all know you can. But her bank account is sick so she must be doing something right… I am such a fucking hater…lol.

Ok so twice in the last day or two, in light of my most recent douchebag encounter, I’ve come across someone who I found attractive and have been reluctant to do anything. One in particular is driving me nuts right now. I think its partially because of my recent headaches, but its also because the person is someone that is…… uh….. not my normal cup of tea. Doing something different has never really scared me, but when you step outside the box and it bites you in the ass, you’re a little more hesitant the next time.

So what is it that makes you decide to holla at somebody? I mean, we see attractive people all the time, we don’t always holla. What is it about someone that is the difference between admiring from afar and dropping the digits?

Lately I running into and seeing some of the worst raised Kids and the most inappropiate behavior for not just teenagers and kids 6 and up but toddlers too.

I love my people but Come the FK on why is you 4 yr old cursing that sht is rediculous. One thing thats driving me crazy about urban minorities is that alot of us are proud of ignorant inappropiate behavior.  Some of us really feel because I black, Im entitled to behave like a jackass and act without tact or class.  Maybe thats me, feel free to correct me or cosign. But the shts really getting to me and disappointing me bigtime. If your provoked fine, but some of us really jump off the deep end based on their initial impulse.

Im talking to a friend whose talkin back in the day bout the Boys n Girls club how it used to be n sht. So I mention I use to want a job their if the pay was correct. He’s a thug dude and he’s pretty thorough and was a nut back in the day.  So I mention to him he should apply for a job(cuz all he does is Pump and smoke weed), do you know this dude is scared to work in the Boys n Girls club. Why you ask, cuz recently they found a 10yr old with a 45 caliber pistol! fully loaded. He said he took his son out the afterschool program after he found out about this sht. Bare in mind, Im pretty sure he has a gun or at least a knife on him. Real talk criminals wit Rap Sheets that did time are scared of your fkin kids!!!!  Last yr I recall this loud mouth kid on a bus talkin sht to this man sayin he’ll get his daddy’s gun and shoot you in the face. The man got off at the next stop. Little nappy headed fat black boy showin off cuz his parents weren’t around.

Right now Im tryna decide what my sons gonna do for the summer.  And all Im thinking bout is keepin my boy away from all these future fellons that aren’t being raised right.  So Im hopin these churches have summer camps he can participate in.

The bowling season is almost over.

What’s good?

Open Thread.

Yo, for real? Minneapolis is whats up.

The MOA (Mall of America) is SICK. AND there’s no tax there. $49.99 is $49.99.

No, they dont just have a roller coaster in the mall, they have THREE roller coasters and a whole damn amusement park. The Radisson (that we DIDNT stay at, incidentally) is connected to the Waterpark of America (yeah apparently they real patriotic in Minnesota LOL) which is partially indoors, and that shit looks fun as hell. Some of you already saw the pic, but I tracked down First Avenue (see Purple Rain). Unfortunately, the vampire leprechaun was nowhere to be found. My stalking program will resume with phase 2, this summer, when I go back. Anybody want me to bring em back some pancakes, lemme know….

Open thread.