SOHH Over It!

This muthafucka…

I thought Dig was just trippin.

Fucker is gonna beat David Archuleta… (who I admit isn’t bringin the heat lately)

And…bowling sucked last night.  We went 3-1, but I was ass.  It’s almost over!!!!!!!!!!

What did YOU do last night…

muahahahahah!

callin for my boss…

get an attitude on the phone ONE MORE FUCKIN TIME and you’ll see me standing next to your cubicle with that ‘Angry Black Man’ look on my face.

You’ve been warned.

Raggedy assed niggaz!!!!!!

And I hate Duke, but I had those fuckers going to the championship. (North Carolina winners)

Georgetown!!!

Kansas State!!!!

Just what the fuck?

On a good note…Dirk got hurt. 

Pay me in BUD!

Sup world? I know I fell off for a min. I moved, got a new job. Been on chill.

This here though? Man….wtf?

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/20/sc.troopers.investigation/#cnnSTCText

Maaaaaaaaan…

imagine my surprise when I tuned into Idol after watching Jericho (revolution…) to see Carly Smithson sitting in the bottom three.

My heart hopped, skipped, and jumped. Might of been the weed, but whatever.

I thought she was one of the best this week. (David Archuleta!!!!!!!!!!!)

But in the end it all worked out cuz Amanda Overmyer got the steel toe.

Kristy Lee Cook is a lucky bitch.

and kinda silly

But in Obama’s faith in the average American voter lies one of the greatest weaknesses of his campaign. His faith in the ability and willingness of Americans to rise above manipulative political tactics seems drastically to understate both the efficacy of such tactics and the deafening amplification they receive from our establishment press. Even Americans who authentically believe that they want a “new, better politics” may be swayed by the same old Drudgian sewerage because it is powerful and ubiquitous.

You mean like the Obama Campaign?

Don’t be part of the problem, Glenn.

Personally, I found the speech riveting, provocative, insightful, thoughtful and courageous — courageous because it eschewed almost completely all cliches, pandering and condescension, the first time I can recall a political figure of any significance doing so when addressing a controversial matter.

Laugh, cry, oh it’s 5p.m. fuck it. Time to drink!

Oh snap! The Boondocks is still my shit. What can you do with a cartoon that does and says whatever the hell it wants to? Nothing but laugh like a banchee

Check out the episode starring Cee-Lo as the Rev. Pure HONEST comedy! Me likes!

http://concreteloop.com/2008/03/video-banned-the-boondocks-episode-satirizing-bet

And just because some random clown goes on (the now defunct) SOHHoverit.com and starts a rumor that I’m actually a chick, doesn’t mean it’s true. I’m a n*gga. N-*-G-G-A. To the fullest.

Chicks with dicks?

Whatever.

AND…

we’re FAR from ‘defunct’.

Hermaphrodite.

**UPDATE**

AND when you decided to talk shit about sohhoverit.com

please make sure your own shitty blog ain’t so shitty

I could host your site if you’d like…

Recession recession recession…. thats what they tell us. They will also lead us to believe that slashing the fed rate will help us when its only bailing out billion dollar companies with “interests” in government. Rates get slashed, the dollar goes down, we lose jobs and money comes from the middle class to bail out billionnaires… only in America…. and I love it.  In other words… “get rich bitch”. Now I gotta hear about this blind ass nigga that had affairs at the local DAYS INN right after Spitz was spending coke money on cooch and while the white women with Spitz ain’t talking, these nigger bitches are coming out the woodworks trying to gain some type of fame for sleeping with a married blind man that needs directions to the hole. Only in America and I love it. I got my own issues.I gotta convince myself that I shouldn’t feel guilty for what i did last night…. ain’t no convincing…… I felt like I shoulda had some type of cameras rolling…… I’ll feel guilty when I am married… until then imma sow oats, safely of course. If I was white and heard some of the shit that came out of black peoples mouths… I’d hate us too. I wouldn’t let my lil white children watch these coons dance around with blood diamonds and 3 bit hoes in the backround either. No lil Timmy… you can’t play with Barack today. His momma has a red weave on today and his daddy just bought a Cadillac. I don’t hate my race but the bottom half of these niggas sure make a me cringe when I see them. My homeboy is damn near 30 years old and his mother passed and left his ass a house worth at least 700K and this nigga doesn’t have the sense to pour money into fixing up the house as an investment… he’d rather spend his check on a gold fucking chain and studio time… dumb ass. You are a rapper chasing something you already have asshole… assets. And niggas wanna know why I don’t come around no more… I don’t need to catch that “stupidity” virus going around the hood. That promo is looking good as gold right now, got me surfing POLO.COM for some “sportswear”. And why the fuck do they call it “sportswear” ? That bad part in all of this is that I will be on salary instead of hourly so I can’t rape these bastids foor all they got… now I gotta play it straight. Its been 13 days since my last blunt and I am so proud of myself, I might just treat myself to a blunt. I got 2 more days of debouchery with the canadian and then its Vegas time. I don’t gamble, cheap niggas don’t gamble. Damn… I am still stuck on last night !!! I don’t know why my brother is still trying to salvage his hairline. No matter how good the shapeup nigga, its time to let it go. I’ll be right behind you in a couple of years so let me stop talking shit…lol. There is something about thick thighs in a pair of knee-his. The dumbest law on the books is the one where felons are not allowed to vote… you would figure that this law effect us more than any other group of people…. you would figure at least one black or hispanic person that we voted for would bring this up….. you would figure there would be some type of change to stop the disinfranchisement(sp?)…. Its sad when you don’t know anybody close to you that hasn’t seen the inside of a prison cell… misdemeanor or not……. I still don’t know how anybody can eat an asshole…… whip cream or not….. My old high school finaly won a city chip http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/high_school/2008/03/10/2008-03-10_holy_cross_beats_christ_the_king_5648_to.html…..  SEXY CAN I VISIT YOU AT WORK WHILE YOU SLIDE DOWN THE POLE NO PANTIES NO SHIRT… that RayJ joint is my shit….lol. Is there such thing as a homeless asian ? I’ve never seen it. And yes I get a cheap thrill when I watch THE WOMEN OF NINJA WARRIOR on G4. Fellas, check your local listings for that. Magic is still alive… after 17 some odd years… Magic is still alive. I would ,like to get a list of people that have been born and died in that time span. Sometimes I wish my lesbo homey wasn’t a lesbo. Still the prettiest chick that I know…. think Janet Jackson/Lark Vorhees/Lauren London… I am almost scared of what she is gonna do in Vegas… I wanna be right  there though….lol. I can’t wait to give back this truck. I am so over cars its not even funny. I hate growing the fuck up. I wouldn’t mind 2 more inches ( thats vertical, not horizontal you wisenhiemers…lol). This concludes my STATE OF THE UNION.