This muthafucka…
I thought Dig was just trippin.
Fucker is gonna beat David Archuleta… (who I admit isn’t bringin the heat lately)
And…bowling sucked last night. We went 3-1, but I was ass. It’s almost over!!!!!!!!!!
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March 26, 2008 @ 9:37 am
What- im surprised todays theme aint Wiggle Your Wet Willy Wednesday LMAO
March 26, 2008 @ 9:41 am
you ever look at coworkers walking toward you and be like:
SHIT! why i walk this way? here come this special ed muthafucka here… they gonna talk to me, i know they are, they ALWAYS do.. dont make eye contact, turn and walk the other way.. act like you immersed in this paper/review/ product… get your ‘leave me the hell alone’ face on- but that never works, its just makes them up thier hyper activity to make up for your lack of interest.. shit! shit ! shit! shit!
jsut wondering..
March 26, 2008 @ 9:43 am
Damn Persia
Where the hell do you work at…. a damn sweat shop.
March 26, 2008 @ 9:45 am
‘Wiggle Your Wet Willy Wednesday’
I can STILL make that happen.
March 26, 2008 @ 9:49 am
cjp- WORSE! a call center
March 26, 2008 @ 9:51 am
‘Wiggle Your Wet Willy Wednesday’
dont tempt him.. we’ll mess around and come in here to find willy’s wet willy as the background! lol (no offense willy, but i’m saying, i’m @ work here lol)
March 26, 2008 @ 9:51 am
Im saying cause you got some characters at your place of work…
March 26, 2008 @ 9:57 am
cjp- the ghetto faction dosent come in until after 1pm or so.. right now its the chiper white folks that dont understand the not a morning person tat on my forehead…
overall, my job is chock full of nice, wholesome people… its that 10.. nah 20…ok 40 er, 49% of bullshit that overshadows the lovely people.
March 26, 2008 @ 9:59 am
‘we’ll mess around and come in here to find willy’s wet willy as the background!’
Ya’ll ain’t ready.
March 26, 2008 @ 10:12 am
@ Willy
i need to stop thinking outloud on this blog.
@ P
i have that problem. Im the one that cant stand this dude the most on this team and he loves me and is constantly in my cube asking stupid questions and telling dumb jokes. i cant get around his ass. Im always trapped and cornered
March 26, 2008 @ 10:13 am
Lookahere Bruce
We aint gon be flashing ding-a-lings all willy nilly and shit… Put a disclaimer on that shit
March 26, 2008 @ 10:32 am
‘We aint gon be flashing ding-a-lings all willy nilly and shit…’
I wouldn’t do it anywayz…
they ain’t ready.
March 26, 2008 @ 10:33 am
March 26, 2008 @ 10:39 am
OMG CJP!! i forgot to tell you!! guess where i went friday? a passion party- that 5 speed join- OH MY DAMN!! with the little green slime sleeve thing? yeeeahhhhh booooiiiiiii!!!
i think i want to sell this shit, for real for real.
March 26, 2008 @ 10:46 am
‘that 5 speed join- OH MY DAMN!!’
March 26, 2008 @ 10:46 am
that 5 speed join- OH MY DAMN!! with the little green slime sleeve thing? yeeeahhhhh booooiiiiiii!!!
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Yeah I got some good reviews on that lil sleeve… something else I got a good review on was this Jackoff sleeve called the Giely(sp?) Some chicks say that thier dudes like that shit…. I got one for myself but i dont like it.
March 26, 2008 @ 10:51 am
jackoff sleeve…
second WHOA! of the week.
March 26, 2008 @ 10:55 am
I wouldn’t do it anywayz…
they ain’t ready.
U nasty …and we all big girls, we always ready
March 26, 2008 @ 10:56 am
U nasty …and we all big girls, we always ready
What… Hell naw.
March 26, 2008 @ 10:57 am
I’m going to a Leather and Lace party!!! Fortunately, this crowd will be fairly young, since nobody’s mama is coming to talk about vibrators or getting it popping at Ti-Ti Mayda’s wedding in the coatroom…
(I still haven’t forgiven Shirley for that shit.)
This is more stuff for people who like it a bit rough, so we’ll see what’s up- I’ll let you know if I come back with bruises- Jas, “H” is coming with me…
March 26, 2008 @ 10:59 am
bwahaha- cjp, are the sleeves as good as the rubber coochies they have in the store? (I just wanna know.)
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second WHOA! of the week.
March 26, 2008 @ 11:01 am
‘U nasty …and we all big girls, we always ready’
LMAOOOO!
‘I’m going to a Leather and Lace party’
Freak freak freak freak FREAK!!!!!
March 26, 2008 @ 11:07 am
bwahaha- cjp, are the sleeves as good as the rubber coochies they have in the store? (I just wanna know.)
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I dont know…. I have never used a rubber cooch in my life… thought about it but never got one. Just dont seem right to me. I would rather have everything that comes with the cooch… including the getting on my damn nerves and not shutting the fuck up when needed….
March 26, 2008 @ 11:08 am
This is more stuff for people who like it a bit rough, so we’ll see what’s up
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ive been thinking about that… i kinda thought about being with a dominatrix. That shit might be kinda fly.
March 26, 2008 @ 11:09 am
Freak freak freak freak FREAK!!!!!
March 26, 2008 @ 11:16 am
I think because I’m so…”dominant”, I suppose, outside of bed, I prefer to be more of a sub in bed- although I have my moments
But being with a true dom- I have a gf into that- it’s craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy lol. 90% of it’s mental…he has her doing some off the wall (to me, anyway) shit.
March 26, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Yeah I got some good reviews on that lil sleeve… something else I got a good review on was this Jackoff sleeve called the Giely(sp?) Some chicks say that thier dudes like that shit…. I got one for myself but i dont like it.
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how about we spent like 20 mins trying to break that bitch in? can i just tell you i aint NEVA had to use so much lube in my life! thats a tight lil sleeve right there…
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oh really now.. LMAO.. that sounds like fun tho- if you will be around, i scheduled a party for the 26th.. ya’ll provide the food, i’ll provide the drinks
This is more stuff for people who like it a bit rough, so we’ll see what’s up- I’ll let you know if I come back with bruises- Jas, “H” is coming with me…
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March 26, 2008 @ 11:21 am
Yeah i would like the dom part of it but the sub part might work just as good… I know that shit would fuck me up though.
March 26, 2008 @ 11:23 am
‘how about we spent like 20 mins trying to break that bitch in?’
We…
March 26, 2008 @ 11:24 am
how about we spent like 20 mins trying to break that bitch in? can i just tell you i aint NEVA had to use so much lube in my life! thats a tight lil sleeve right there…
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Exactly…. and the shit is too damn short. The shit was slipping out my hands and when i finally got in the damn thing and got a good motion going it i was coming out the other side of the shit…. just too much damn trouble. My hand works just fine.
March 26, 2008 @ 11:26 am
willy- we was passing it around trying the suck and lick AND anal shit and it STILL wouldnt make it easy on us (i think 5 of us tried it) get the master, cjp to explain the gismo to you.. lackin a penis, i missed the point and got kinda frustrated b/c it felt like i straight raping the bitch!
March 26, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Yes, really now- he was there when I got the invite, so it’s not a “thing”
…
That sounds like it would be fun- what you want me to cook?
Actually, let me clarify- what you want me to bring from Sam’s Club?
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oh really now.. LMAO.. that sounds like fun tho- if you will be around, i scheduled a party for the 26th.. ya’ll provide the food, i’ll provide the drinks
March 26, 2008 @ 11:30 am
jaeda- thing or not… you still get the ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh[/5th grade recess holla]
whateva mama- you travelin, you exempt from cookin- grab some cookies or somethin from the corner store and come on!.. i got it set for 3 (2pm cpt) figure, let the chick do the show.. then we eat drink be merry and if we going out- everyone retreat to do thier thing and get back up for the festivites lol
March 26, 2008 @ 11:44 am
But I will fully admit I’m going to enjoy his biceps without shame
I’ll be there at 4
Maybe I’ll stay downtown with my sis for this- she’s over off South Ave by Pellegrinos…(hmmmm…Pellegrino’s.)
March 26, 2008 @ 11:50 am
i’m down the street- by the ford st bridge
March 26, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Damn Shame
March 26, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
what’s a damn shame, cjp?
March 26, 2008 @ 12:08 pm
I dont know…. I have never used a rubber cooch in my life… thought about it but never got one. Just dont seem right to me. I would rather have everything that comes with the cooch… including the getting on my damn nerves and not shutting the fuck up when needed….
Uh oh now u know u wrong for that
March 26, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
Uh oh now u know u wrong for that
What….what I say?
March 26, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
Cjp
Oh nothing. We aint gon have that discussion today. We all in good moods
March 26, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
Oh nothing. We aint gon have that discussion today. We all in good moods
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Agreed….
March 26, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
Hey yall… did I just miss something
Could somebody tell me how is the Vogue Cover with the White girl and LeBron racially insensitive
March 26, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
‘Could somebody tell me how is the Vogue Cover with the White girl and LeBron racially insensitive’
Supposedly…
Vogue purposefully made LeBron look like Godzilla to Gisele’s ‘damsel in distress’.
Angry menacing black negro ravaging the helpless white woman.
Supposedly.
According to bossip.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
March 26, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
my guess? not taking into account that many black women and white men still have difficulty with interracial dating -esp that combination. bear in mind- i havent seen it
plus its vouge- lebron is NOT high fashion and personally i’m offended that mags in that genre put ANY celeb on the cover, let alone a sports figure… but thats me. gimme my emaciated models and call it a fuckin day please! they are messin up my monthly bulimeia inspriation!
March 26, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
jsut in case i’m not the only one out the loop… she looks like shes having fun to me… how that stick figure with no soul (yes, shameless reference) supposed to look next to a professional athlete?
March 26, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
I seen it and it doesnt look like that shit at all… he looks like he’s having fun and she looks the same… If the girl looked scared I would have MAYBE thought different…but that shit dont look like nothing but a damn picture of a man and woman to me. WTF is with my black people.
March 26, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
Now tell me… How does LeBron look like a monster in that pic?… He look like he just dunk on somebody.
March 26, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
‘WTF is with my black people.’
I can’t call it?
March 26, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
I said Godzilla?
LMAOOO!
King Kong damnit, King Kong.
March 26, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
I’m kind of torn on it- you didn’t really see the secong pic- I can see where the “King Kong” comparison would be drawn.
I don’t get why, if it’s Vogue, they did this treatment for the shoot, since a uni is hardly in the forefront of fashion. And Jennifer Hudson’s cover was the same way- mouth all open and decidedly unattractive/ unflattering…
At the end of the month, somebody else will be on the cover, and this will be in the bottom of the pile at the nail shop.
March 26, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
@jae
That’s part of bossip’s angle…
that vogue doesn’t have many blacks on, and when they do the pictures aren’t flattering??
I guess??
March 26, 2008 @ 1:18 pm
But if you check out the bottom of the page its talking about the Best bodies…. so the put the Best Model (In their opinion) and the Best Ball player… Nothing wrong with that. I bet in the Mag he has on suits and everything.
March 26, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-G9eZVP8IY
btw, still love this song…
March 26, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
No, they’re right, they aren’t flattering…pretty much the opposite.
Although he’s not cute to me anyway, they could have done better than that…
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that vogue doesn’t have many blacks on, and when they do the pictures aren’t flattering??
I guess??
March 26, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
‘Although he’s not cute to me anyway, they could have done better than that…’
Just throw Prince on there and be done with it.
March 26, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
Just throw Prince on there and be done with it.
Hell naw…. then somebody would be bitchin cause dude aint dark enough… shit is comical.
March 26, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
‘Hell naw…. then somebody would be bitchin cause dude aint dark enough… shit is comical.’
March 26, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
For real Willy
We the only people that do shit like that… I never once heard a black person get pissed at the Beverly Hillibillies…saying the shit showed them in a negative light… AN then if they wouldnt have but the nigga up there some of us would be getting mad cause they didnt have a black person on the cover… CMon.
Shit is like ” We need more black people to win the Oscar…Wait a min why give it to Halle after she fucked BillyBob…Why give it to Denzel after he played a bad guy… oh hell no not Triple 6″ Nigga what the fuck you want…
March 26, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
‘Nigga what the fuck you want’
March 26, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
naw, we’d be bitching because he’d be prettier than the model
March 26, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
naw, we’d be bitching because he’d be prettier than the model
Exactly