SOHH Over It!

I have the Friday Blues because all i want to do is go home, cuddle up into my bed and eat bbq ribs all day until i pop and watch unlimited Golden Girls reruns.

I have nothing else to talk about so have a good day LOL!

Your pussy game just dried up!!!!!!!!

**pours out a lil Mountain Dew**

That nigga had glitter.

sidebar: Tell me Alesha Stelzl didn’t kill that Dolly Parton song!!!

Awwwwwwwww Shit!!!!!

And we rely on each other, ah-ah

From one lover to another, ah-ah

What’s this nigga doin?

The other day I bumped into a chick I remember talking to when I first came to GA. It was a regular hello, how ya doing, whats been up and goodbye type of thing. And I continued to keep moving on to the crib. Well later that night I received a phone call from ole girl just saying how nice it was to see me in good health (which I thought of as pretty much nothing) but then the trump came… Or what I’d like to call the woman equivalent to the “Quarterback sneak” …

She hit me with that “I know you really wasn’t paying any attention to me so I hope you didn’t notice how bad I looked”…WTF

Now recently Ive been trying to be a lil more nicer to people and not just give them the f- you and move along so why a part of me wanted to really give it to ole gir…l I just laughed it off and said… “You know I liked you but the problem was you didn’t” When asked to elaborate on my comment I just politely declined and ended the conversation.

Ladies insecurities and lack of confidence is not a good way to keep a dude coming back for more you have to know that you’re worth wild… and searching for compliments or even an acknowledgement from a guy is even more on the Hell no side.

You gotta love yourself… I don’t mean think you’re better than anybody but definitely don’t think you’re any less. If you’re in a room full of supermodels and you’re 5’6 with a lol gut an some hips and a few stretch marks… Hold ya head up you have nothing to feel insecure about. Sexiness exudes through your posture an attitude… Hell I should know cause I am sexy (just had to throw that out there) but if you don’t tell yourself that, you shouldn’t expect others too. I might be giving up a Man secret here (Sorry fellas) but if you have Low Self Esteem…You are easy pickens. If a guy sees that within you he can really fuck shit up in your life….SO beware… AND ABOVE ALL LOVE WHO YOU ARE.

Enough politics and sports… lets get down to business…. its been a while since we’ve fogged up these windows……

I’m late….i know but lets just get this “spraying” thing in context. Jaz said before that she would rather a dude keep the mayo in the bottle (correct me if I am wrong because I am going off on my own THC tainted memory)…. I said thend.at keeping the mayo in the bottle is for high schoolers and the “kids” should be allowed to “come outside to play”. That doesn’t mean they have to play on the walls… I would rather them play on a body part. Basically all I am saying is that the condom should be used for what its made for… protection… once I am out the cave and the sun is shining we are both safe” so let the spraying begin…lol.

 And if there isn’t a puddle at the end of fucking…. it ain’t fucking. It might be a quickie or hot bust down on my way out but gorrilla- mandingo- helmet w/strap- fucking is a messy situation… if you even have enough energy to wipe up, you done did something wrong.  Let me explain gorrilla mandingo helmet/strap fucking (GMHS)….
Nothing matters with GMHS. Clothes on the bed… food on the floor…. dog done pissed on the couch….it all goes on the back burner for GMHS

But yalls can’t fool me… yall come on here talking this and that about not accepting “sprays” unless the nigga submits a credit report and passes a psyche test. I don’t see the big deal. Sex ain’t something that I feel you can “half ass” .. i mean at least not for dudes because if anything goes “wrong” in the bedroom, its gonna be our fault but fuck it… thats the shit we gotta deal with so yall gotta fall in line.  You figure if the nigga gives your labia its own heartbeat after a good 43 minutes of “cuttin and pasting” , the least you could do is let the kids swing on your tonsils, even if they don’t go all the way down the “water slide” and into the “pool”. Liten, I am a grown ass man and grown ass men do grown things. This means I need a grown ass woman that is not gonna give me the “eeeww face” when I moisturize her the same way I ain’t gonna give her the “eeww face” when she wants to do a “TRISS” and cop a squat. Some people think that type of shit is “freaky” but that shit ain’t freaky… thats the fucking minimum. If you want poles and fireworks shooting out of your cooch and asshole, thats freaky..lol.

All I ask is for women to stop wanting a tall dark and handsome man on their arm only to treat his ass like a small white jew in the goddamn bedroom…. we fucks……we gets it in…. Now that dont mean that I can provide top notch service at all times, shiiit, even the lord had a day off but don’t give me boundaries when I come to work… I am trying to knock walls down on some demolition shit and here you are playing lil miss architect putting up buildings…fuckiong up my bedroom progress and then you wanna wonder why property taxes are a bitch…lol.

My point is …don’t just open your legs… open your minds…. and your mouth…. Ain’t I romantic ????                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Hot Damn.

Good ass game.

It’s on.

Other than that, open thread.