1. Okay now…. the dookie rope is played homie…… hop on a new fucking bandwagon please….
2. Okay now…. enough with the colors….. its damn shameful when people don’t have their own style and still think they are fly.
3. If Monique goes under the knife to lose weight , what will the “big girls” do ???
4. Is it wrong for me to hate white people over the age of 45 ?
5. After a long and interesting ( and very drug and alcohol induced) convo with a few friends, I concur that some niggas will sleep with anything.
6. A woman cannot trap you !!!!! You trap yourself …..
7. After that convo I can also concur that white women are getting fucked at an alarming rate by black men.
8. Hold up now… hold the fuck up….. now I love the fact that you are comfy and alladat but don’t get it twisted and think you can hop up in my bed with that fucking mud mask on your face and that danky ass headscarf.
9. And don’t get mad when I tell you to take your shit home. I am just protecting you from getting to comfortable and being dissapointed.
10. And if your mama calls me ABDUL one mo time……
11. Speaking of white women… this lil 40 something divorcee better stop batting her damn eyes at me b4 I have to “add an extra lane to her highway”. Its amazing what a divorce and a gym membership can do…. she can get it.
12. Self control is the key to life. If you cannot control yourself, in any light, you are a wrap.
13. So lay the fuck off the sweets and Popeyes !!!!
14. Great example of blind leading the blind….. POLO stroller and DKNY outfitted 2 year old at the store with her gold and diamond wearing mother paying for groceries with a got dam BENEFIT card she pulled out of her LOUIS V wallet…. and “lemme get a dutch” right after the cop walks out…. fucking priceless.
15. I almost forgot how hot Valerie Bertinelli was back in the day.
16. I was an asshole when you met me and I am gonna be an asshole long after you are gone so deal with it or move the fuck on.
17. Ladies….. i’ll set it off…. Length or Girth ??? … take your pick…lol.
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February 28, 2008 @ 10:26 am
how you gonna sit up here and tell me to touch my titties? how about YOU touch your titties… i have some severe soreness in the tittescular region, i aint touching shit and if i could throw this bra and shirt in a corner and set them on fire, i would.
excuse the outburts, i’m slightly emotional today (you’ve been warned lol)
my thoughts:
3- monique going under the knife??!?! dont tell cec, she’ll drop kick something
5- real talk
12- more real talk *sips sweet tea*
13-ohh.. opps
17- lacking heavily in either area isnt a great thing.. but given the choice- girth, i pay a $20 copay to get poked with a speculum, i dont want it in my free time….
February 28, 2008 @ 11:12 am
and Valerie Bertinelli was totally hot back in the day…do you remember her old series about an american moving to paris? I loved that damn show….
And if I have to pick, girth- the walls like it…
13-ohh.. opps
February 28, 2008 @ 11:33 am
Well …
We WHIP IT OUT ON WEDNESDAYS and yall should at least TOUCH YOUR TITTIES ON THURSDAY. Its only fair right…lol. I am pretty sure we can arranege somebody else to touch them for you….
February 28, 2008 @ 11:37 am
3. If Monique goes under the knife to lose weight , what will the “big girls” do ???
She would never do this…she took an oath
February 28, 2008 @ 11:42 am
don’t set that man up to be killed
….
men really do not understand how painful it is when your tits are swollen…I love it when the hubby plays with them, but I could barely restrain myself from elbowing him in the side of the head when I was in my first trimester…he was enamored (I gained almost 2 cup sizes), but although I was down for everything else, I really wanted to hurt him.
February 28, 2008 @ 11:43 am
17. Ladies….. i’ll set it off…. Length or Girth ??? … take your pick…lol.
Sorry i may loose points for this but GIRTH
14. Great example of blind leading the blind….. POLO stroller and DKNY outfitted 2 year old at the store with her gold and diamond wearing mother paying for groceries with a got dam BENEFIT card she pulled out of her LOUIS V wallet…. and “lemme get a dutch” right after the cop walks out…. fucking priceless.
This angers me so i dont know how much i wanna elaborate.
February 28, 2008 @ 11:54 am
but cec, who knows if that shit was real…it might have been knockoffs and costume jewelry, or they might have been gifts…I just get wary of the attitude like, “well, they don’t deserve ______ cause they’re poor” just cause usually it’s less about whether or not the person deserves whatever they have, and more about the observer being frustrated because the observer doesn’t have it.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
I mean true point taken that it may not be real or what not. A situation can always look better than it really is. But i get frustrated because if it is real, my tax dollars paid for that. My money is paying for your groceries right now, while im standing in the back of you praying i got enough in my purse to cover what i gotta get. Im not jealous, ima have what i want when i want it cause i work hard and deserve it , but most people i know of are on welfare cause they to lazy to get up and commit to working for a living . For those that are using it apprpriately good, thats what its for. We all have times when things get hard and you need some assistance.But if its a matter of convenience cause you dont wanna get up and find a job and u see welfare money as “easy money” you gets no luv from me. Sorry
February 28, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
‘but don’t get it twisted and think you can hop up in my bed with that fucking mud mask on your face and that danky ass headscarf.’
Well damn.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
17. Ladies….. i’ll set it off…. Length or Girth ??? … take your pick…lol.
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I’ll take Girth for a thousand!
February 28, 2008 @ 12:24 pm
As far as taking advantage of the system… I am all for it…. its just funny when I see it. The system takes advantage of us so why not take advantage of the system ? I am far from the moral majority on this one because I feel that the government gets over on us all the time so why should I fall back when I got a scam to get my money back ?
But I am a single dude. Its a lil different when you start havinig kids and you can’t afford them and then it begins to snowball to the point where you kids are raised fucked up and the cycle doesn’t stop. Is the Polo stroller a must sweetheart ? Its one thing to take that extra side money and put it away for your kids schooling or to get a better place to live… I am all for bucking the system for that type of shit but don’t buck the system for earrings and fancy strollers when you kid don’t even have health insurance.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
I am all for bucking the system for that type of shit but don’t buck the system for earrings and fancy strollers when you kid don’t even have health insurance.
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People misinterpert what G-Fab really means. If you taking your child support check and buying your kid the lastest Jordan, but ya’ll living in nasty roach infested apartment, that is not G-Fab…that is straight ghetto. Or if your kids got rocking Ed Hardy gear but the he done flunked 6th grade twice cause you refuse to pay for tutoring cause “my baby aint dumb” that shit is not G-Fab, that shit is ghetto….
February 28, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
but don’t get it twisted and think you can hop up in my bed with that fucking mud mask on your face and that danky ass headscarf.
AMEN….
Whats going on people
February 28, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
but don’t get it twisted and think you can hop up in my bed with that fucking mud mask on your face and that danky ass headscarf.
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Da Hell ya’ll tripping about headscraves for. We gotta perserve our hair. So we suppose to let ya’ll mess up our hair cause ya’ll wanna get ya’ll freak on.
I have a rule to anyone who steps into my bedroom…
YOU MUST RESPECT MY HAIR OR PAY FOR IT!!!
February 28, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Where cjp at?
Nigga!!!!
They are auctioning off Christopher Reeve’s original superman costume…
AND
Michael Keaton’s BATMAN costume.
My cape game could get REAL serious.
Also the gun Jack Ruby used to kill Lee Harvey Oswald.
Which I thought was kinda fucked up, but whatever.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
‘YOU MUST RESPECT MY HAIR OR PAY FOR IT!!’
Hush while I mash your head in the pillow.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Hush while I mash your head in the pillow
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That’s fine, but I’m gonna need you to leave $60 on the night stand when you leave.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
‘That’s fine, but I’m gonna need you to leave $60 on the night stand when you leave.’
You gon have to wait until I get my…taxes.
Just do like Condi Rice.
Hot comb it up.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
They are auctioning off Christopher Reeve’s original superman costume…
AND
Michael Keaton’s BATMAN costume.
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Say what!!!! If I could I would get that shit… I know its going for a mint though.
Man that Jack Ruby shit if Fked up… you know all of a sudden a Dallas DA found in a Vault FBI recorded convos from Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald before Kennedy ever came to Dallas…. Pretty much implicating the MOB in the Assassination…For this I call BULLSHIT.
February 28, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
That’s fine, but I’m gonna need you to leave $60 on the night stand when you leave.
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To hell with that…What do you want your back blown out or your hair looking nice… I suggest you shut up and fix that shit when we done…
February 28, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
‘you know all of a sudden a Dallas DA found in a Vault FBI recorded convos’
Naw, I hadn’t heard about that shit…
FBI and CIA be on that bullshit…
February 28, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
To hell with that…What do you want your back blown out or your hair looking nice… I suggest you shut up and fix that shit when we done
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This new dude I’m with likes to pull my hair while he hitting it from the back, but he has no problem pulling money out his pocket to pay for it if he pulls a track loose. He understands that I like to keep my hair looking nice and knows and takes full responsibility if he messes it up.
Off topic:
Ya’ll heard about Star Jones going off on Bill O’Reily about his comments about sending a lynching party out on Michelle Obama
February 28, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
Git yo Janet Jackson on
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2008/02/25/artist-of-the-week-janet-jackson/#more-2143
February 28, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
Man that Jack Ruby shit if Fked up… you know all of a sudden a Dallas DA found in a Vault FBI recorded convos from Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald before Kennedy ever came to Dallas…. Pretty much implicating the MOB in the Assassination…For this I call BULLSHIT.
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WOW!!! For real….
February 28, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
‘Ya’ll heard about Star Jones going off on Bill O’Reily
Naw.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
I have a rule to anyone who steps into my bedroom…
YOU MUST RESPECT MY HAIR OR PAY FOR IT!!!
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I don’t love you enough for you to be having all types of cremes on your face in additon to that tired ass head scarf. I don’t want to go to sleep next to it and I don’t want to wake up next to it and I am not gonna get you in a lane where you thinks its all good to do it. What you do in your bedroom is your bizness but this is a road game for you so you must abide by house rules….
February 28, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
‘but this is a road game for you so you must abide by house rules….’
MAN LAW!
February 28, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
good sex does not overcome kitchen ass hair, it really doesn’t…
I wish I would be the right hand of the leader of the Free World and look like I had a hot comb on the stove…unh unh.
Just do like Condi Rice.
Hot comb it up.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
yes i did
folks can say what they want about star and her suspect husband lol, but the woman knows her shit..
Off topic:
Ya’ll heard about Star Jones going off on Bill O’Reily about his comments about sending a lynching party out on Michelle Obama
February 28, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
Awwwwww shit!!!!!!!!!
Snoop is covering ‘Cool’ by the Time on his new album…
THAT NIGGA IS ON IT!!!
February 28, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Internet goin down for a few folks.
Technical difficulties.
The Time Warner dude is here.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
good sex does not overcome kitchen ass hair, it really doesn’t… I wish I would be the right hand of the leader of the Free World and look like I had a hot comb on the stove…unh unh.
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THANK YOU!
I still gotta live after we finished. if we do on Monday and you mess up my hair what the hell am I suppose to do the rest of the week…
And ihadno:
I can deal with that, if I come over to YOUR house then I’ll take the scraf off, but if you at MY house then you better get use to it.
Hell do it matter if i gotta on scraf if I’m giving you some bomb ass skull and throwing it back on you like my name is Tom Brady. Trust, the last thing on your mind will be a scraf and if it is you need to leave…
February 28, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
‘what the hell am I suppose to do the rest of the week…’
Throw that nasty ass scarf on and go to work.
Tell ‘em your tryin to channel Badu.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
And the last thing on your mind should be your hair and if not… you need to leave….lol.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
folks can say what they want about star and her suspect husband lol, but the woman knows her shit..
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She went bad on that fool without using any profanity or sounding ignorant. She gave him the history of how and why ignorant racist white men used to lynch in the first place and basically said that O’Reily was intimidated by Obama and his intelligence and respect he’s getting across the country.
I’m not really a big Star Jones fan, but she might be able to have a bigger voice for black women who are smart, educated and aint putting up with no bullshit…
February 28, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
Throw that nasty ass scarf on and go to work.
Tell ‘em your tryin to channel Badu.
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That’s not really my style… I dont really do the whole “I dont give a fuck about how I look, cause I gotta man thing.” I still have an image to uphold and I’m a flirt..I still got to leave the niggas drooling and keeping my hair intact is part of it.
It’s part of my brand… ya’ dg!!
February 28, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
I still got to leave the niggas drooling and keeping my hair intact is part of it.
Well you can still do that…All while telling them that you got it push up in and that why your hair looks crazy…. ALL you have to do is give em the wink…They will no.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
But back to that Oswald, Lee harvey thing… I read about that shit like a week ago. How in the hell over 40 yrs of documentation pops up in a vault. That shit is Bull…. and I bet the shit was planted there. Just to throw people off the scent.
But it seems as though they were really goint after Bobby Kennedy and Lee harvey said why not do something to his family and thats when JFK came up… The shit seems highly unlikely.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
‘It’s part of my brand… ya’ dg!!’
‘Lee harvey said why not do something to his family and thats when JFK came up… The shit seems highly unlikely.’
Yeah, I don’t know if I would believe that?
February 28, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
Willy
Exactly… Lee Harvey was a damn scapegoat if anything… Just looking at the dude actions would make it seems as though he aint one for politicking to kill the Prez..
February 28, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
nuh UNH…I really wish I would lose my mind and show up to work with fresh “fuck hair”….smdh.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
nuh UNH…I really wish I would lose my mind and show up to work with fresh “fuck hair”….smdh.
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“fuck hair” mmmmmmmmmm. sexy….
February 28, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
Hopefully Obama got somebody watching out for him…cause I’m sure the government is plotting and waitng for him to do something out of pocket or they start seeing a real drastic positive change in the black community. God forbid we wake up and stop killing each other and being crabs in a barrel. we are gonna have a lot of power… and they are gonna want to get rid of his ass.
I’m sure if they do make an attempt..they will get a black man to do it.. Just like the terrorist have sucide bombers..its the same thing…
February 28, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
nuh UNH…I really wish I would lose my mind and show up to work with fresh “fuck hair”….smdh.
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Only maybe if it was a Friday and I knew I was going to the shop right after work… I remember one Friday I did that and tried to wear a hat, my boss was like you cant wear hats on the floor. I was horrified. But everybody knew I was going to the shop as soon as 4:00 hit.
Homie dont play that…
February 28, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
I think they want everybody involved in the JFK thing to be dead and gone b4 they release all the info.
As far as Star Jones is concerned…. when she speaks about world issues she is always on point but its when she starts speaking about herself and all the DIVA mess that her image gets twisted. She is a former porosecutor so speaking well in public and knowing what the fuck you are talking about are prerequisites.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
Actually that whole crabs in a barrel thing is a facade… While crabs do pull each other down. Its really an attempt to escape…what the crabs are trying to do is form a chain and link up to escape and some at the bottom do get out but its the extra weight thats applied to the crab holding on at the top that makes them all fall.
Just a lil something I picked up.
February 28, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
‘nuh UNH…I really wish I would lose my mind and show up to work with fresh “fuck hair”….smdh’
At least bitches on the job would know some work was gettin put in.
Let ‘em hate!
February 28, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
yall know women aint trying to go anywhere with their hair all fucked up… that shit is a no-go…
February 28, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
At least bitches on the job would know some work was gettin put in.
Let ‘em hate!
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Dude that shit is NOT cute. I’m sorry I care about how I look and care about how men think I look. It really aint about no females, cause I manage to upstage these broads here without even really trying.. But I gotta keep the fellas looking…
That’s also part of my brand….
February 28, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
Let me just repeat again…
I’m putting ya head in the pillow, and that’s that.
I am NOT concerned about YOUR naps.
February 28, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1582333&vid=212498
Badu on VH1 Soul…
do ya’ll get fucking VH1 Soul?
We don’t here?
February 28, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
do ya’ll get fucking VH1 Soul?
when I was living in Wyoming I didnt channels like that either… White folks majority.
But I gotta keep the fellas looking…
See thats the problem right there…. Nigga always tryna be seen. thats why I would fuck the shit up on purpose…
AN thats part of my brand… its called fuck yo hair nigga…Rick James style.
February 28, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
do ya’ll get fucking VH1 Soul?
We don’t here?
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Ha! Ha! I do…
and I watch it with my scraf on!!!
February 28, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
VH1 soul is the best music network if you ask me…
February 28, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
‘AN thats part of my brand… its called fuck yo hair nigga…Rick James style.’
‘Ha! Ha! I do…
and I watch it with my scraf on!!!’
So Chicago…
shit, we should get it too then.
Fuckin Time Warner hatin on me AGAIN!
February 28, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
Oh shit I forgot to tell yall
One of the chicks here finally talked me into talking to her sister.. I kept getting the “You and my sis will hit it off” and shit like that. SO I said “Ok..heres my number tell her to call me and we’ll see whats up”
Saturday evening my phone rings… I pick the phone up and say hello and I get “Hello is Kareem there”…LOL I said “Who” chick said it again “Kareem…. or something like that” I told ole girl there was nobody by that name that stayed here and she mush have the wrong number… click..LOL
I told the chick from work if she cant get my name right then she already lost… Damn shame
February 28, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
Willy:
I have comcast…
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VH1 soul is the best music network if you ask me…
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it really is…
It shows all the GOOD throwback joints and they show all the GOOD new stuff…not that BET/MTV bullcrap…. VH1 Soul is for ADULTS…
February 28, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
I’ll send you to work lookin like
February 28, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
willy wouldn’t leave the house if he had VH! soul…lol.
February 28, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
‘I told the chick from work if she cant get my name right then she already lost… Damn shame’
February 28, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
‘willy wouldn’t leave the house if he had VH! soul…lol.’
Damn skippy!
February 28, 2008 @ 2:35 pm
I told the chick from work if she cant get my name right then she already lost… Damn shame
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Maybe her sister told her it was Kareem ..dang you hard on a sister..
You should have corrected her if she kept jackin it up THEN get rid of her…
February 28, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
Willy:
I dont think so…
February 28, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
So Tyra Banks and Aston Kutcher are teamin up for a reality show.
Sounds interesting…
February 28, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
*has no problem leaving the house with fucked up hair*
matter of fact i do it all time- sex or not sex (aka laziness)
February 28, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
Maybe her sister told her it was Kareem ..dang you hard on a sister..
You should have corrected her if she kept jackin it up THEN get rid of her…
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Lookahere… iTs already enough shit she might jack up as it… I dont need her starting off fucked up. An her Sister knows my name and how to pronouce it. An she knows I dont play when it comes to that so… Sorry charlie. That aint being hard…but if she want me to be…get the name right
February 28, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Whut up P.
‘but if she want me to be…get the name right’
Tell ‘em.
February 28, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
*has no problem leaving the house with fucked up hair*
matter of fact i do it all time- sex or not sex (aka laziness)
Girl lately u aint the only one. yall lucky im washing my ass cause i been to lazy to do that somedays 2 LMAO….uh but it gets done
February 28, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
matter of fact i do it all time- sex or not sex (aka laziness)
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I mean if I’m going some where irrelevant like the grocery store, doing laundry, etc..then I dont give a shit, but anywhere I like to at least look decent.
I guess it stems from what my mother used to tell me growing up. She used to say “never leave the house looking broke, you never know who you gonna meet.”
I live by that. It’s part of my brand.
February 28, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
Well i cant front I dont leave the house looking any ole way either… I dont wear house shoes or flip flops out… Hell I dont even own a pair. I dont go all out but I dont just go either. You never know who you may meet.
February 28, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
She used to say “never leave the house looking broke, you never know who you gonna meet.”
I live by that. It’s part of my brand.
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Never leave the house without powdering up your balls….. you never know who you might meet…lol.
February 28, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
I aint high maintance, I aint low maintance….
I just maintain…..
Anywho, we have a potluck this evening for my boss who is quitting (thank God)…
So I’ll holla at ya’ll tomorrow….
February 28, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
Never leave the house without powdering up your balls….. you never know who you might meet…lol.
U r nasty
February 28, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
‘Never leave the house without powdering up your balls….. you never know who you might meet…lol.’
February 28, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
And ESPN owes Barry Bonds an apology now that Clemens done got caught up in a lie…
And they got Jose Conseco’s ex-wife tellin on Clemens now.
February 28, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
And ESPN owes Barry Bonds an apology now that Clemens done got caught up in a lie…
All naw you know they arent gonna do that… But it is funny as hell to see everybody look completely stupid calling Barry Bonds out when their Golden Boy was on the juice too… Even though Steroids Saved Baseball…IMO
February 28, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
Just so we are clear….. lazy does not = looking jacked up… i’m just forunate to be able to say “fuck yo salon, pull that shit” and still be cute after. dont get me twisted with a slack bitch, just one that doesnt have to work as hard as you… mmmkay?
February 28, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
‘But it is funny as hell to see everybody look completely stupid calling Barry Bonds out when their Golden Boy was on the juice too…’
February 28, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
#
Girl lately u aint the only one. yall lucky im washing my ass cause i been to lazy to do that somedays 2 LMAO….uh but it gets done
February 28, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
’m just forunate to be able to say “fuck yo salon, pull that shit” and still be cute after
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THats just like the white girls…
February 28, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
‘THats just like the white girls…’
LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28, 2008 @ 3:45 pm
THats just like the white girls…
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i’m using my ties to the caucasian american community to put an apb out on your ass. they need a march or rally or a boycott or something- real talk
February 28, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
i’m using my ties to the caucasian american community to put an apb out on your ass.
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you know you like it… just turn around and grab those ankles….