For Friday, Fedbruary 22, 2008
-when doing karaoke: choosing Ring the Alaram- Beyonce is never a good look if you are going to start off with two tispy people and end up with 17 compleletly drunk mfs singing back up and jackin folks for the mic- its a big mess.
-when jumping off 4 foot ledges: one must never ever ever let a drunken mf try and catch you when you arent paying attention /thinking thats what they are trying to do. the only result that can come of it is a near concussion, almost breaking your wrist in two and some very severe bruising- especially if said ledge in onto a porch with a concerete floor and brick walls
-one drunk person + one ultra tipsy person + a bathroom sink- another extrememly effective method of severe bruising… just in case you were curious.
-driving with a hangover in the snow is MUCH more difficult that driving while feeling right… not a good look.
-walking your ass up to a half clothed member of your gym in the locker room to ogle a piercing is NEVER EVER EVER a good look. seriously, who does this? apparently its ok in some circles to sit your nekkid ass on the sink in the locker room to ask more questions too…. smh
good morning folks- how goes YOUR days lol
Posts
February 22, 2008 @ 10:29 am
Ah…just another day at the RAC, i see lol…I loved that gym, but folks really get a little out of hand with walking around “free.” :frown:
…but admit it…you don’t mind the bruises from the sink so much, hunh?
February 22, 2008 @ 10:58 am
Damn… All i did was eat pizza and drink a few Coronas.
February 22, 2008 @ 11:26 am
jaeda- yes, they are SO free up in there lol and the bruises wouldnt bother me if they werent on top of the jumpin incident bruises lol
cjp- as much fun as i had, my arm, back, head and booty are wishing i had done that too lol
February 22, 2008 @ 11:34 am
Wait…
ya’ll did it in the bathroom at the karaoke spot?
**I really just want a clear admission of fuckery**
February 22, 2008 @ 11:42 am
HeHe…she said booty
Bruce I dont know if that was going on but hey we are talking about persia.
An did anybody see Boyz II Men on forget the lyrics (or whatever its called) last night. I was pretty cool
February 22, 2008 @ 11:45 am
NO! @ willy… it smelled like cinnamon in there! i was trying to still be able to take in air without feeling like my throat was closing up! lol
February 22, 2008 @ 11:45 am
Fortunately, I go to a gym in Scarborough (read: asian,indian, and black women), so other than the odd white woman, everybody is pretty covered up
I loved that gym, but hairy twats with legs up on the bench in the dry sauna is not what’s hot right now…
February 22, 2008 @ 11:51 am
the crazy thing is nudity doesnt bother me… i can walk in the sauna and see 10 nekid women and not bat and eye…. sitting your nekid (AND STILL SWEATY) ass on the sink counter and damn near flickin at my nipple because you are curious IS NOT !!!!
February 22, 2008 @ 12:00 pm
sitting your nekid (AND STILL SWEATY) ass on the sink counter and damn near flickin at my nipple because you are curious IS NOT !!!!
Boing Yoing….
gotta love nekkid women…no matter what
February 22, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
‘it smelled like cinnamon in there! i was trying to still be able to take in air without feeling like my throat was closing up! lol’
So no sex?
LAME!
February 22, 2008 @ 12:19 pm
willy- you dont gotta love ALL nekid women- trust me on that lol…. and i stand by my statement to cjp yesterday- i am pure and virginal!
STOP LAUGHING!!!!
(but seriously there was no sex in the club lol)
February 22, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
Im with you Bruce… Anytime you think of women in the gym, sauna or Locker rooms together ther is always that clit rubbing breast touching undertone…
Is that me or just my Revenge of the Nerds fantasy coming out.
February 22, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
Im with you Bruce… Anytime you think of women in the gym, sauna or Locker rooms together ther is always that clit rubbing breast touching undertone…
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unless i missed the fact that mens locker rooms involve alot of dropping the soap activity… then this would be a no, bob! lol
February 22, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
i am pure and virginal!
I just got this feeling all of a sudden you would like to get some Madi Gras beeds the fun way….
February 22, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
unless i missed the fact that mens locker rooms involve alot of dropping the soap activity… then this would be a no, bob! lol
Look Persia… Im gon need you to stop messing with my fantasies like that.
February 22, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
This company gets better and better- in honor of our efforts over the past year- everybody got a free iPod Touch this morning….
February 22, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
‘everybody got a free iPod Touch this morning’
I was about to curse you and your co-workers out.
Ya’ll can kiss my ass.
February 22, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
So muhpphukers are doing naked karaoke in a sauna and flicking nipples at a health club while inhaling cinnamon and driving in the snow while virgins with hangovers play with in a sink?
Did anybody spray ?
February 22, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
Video of the fucking year… hands down.
This is hip hop at its finest…lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwoWsUE-UhI
February 22, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Ya’ll can kiss my ass.
Bruce a lil salty on the IPOD Touch. Today
February 22, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
cjp- HAHA..enjoy that mental image!!
jaeda-
ihnc- not quite, but er um… yeah sure, i guess its close enough and *drumroll please* yes, spraying was in the repitore- it just didnt touch anythin but inatimate objects
*whew!*
February 22, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
‘Bruce a lil salty on the IPOD Touch. Today’
I’m sick of jae’s employer.
Wellness room and shit.
Field trips.
All I get are crappy websites to re-do.
February 22, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
ihnc- not quite, but er um… yeah sure, i guess its close enough and *drumroll please* yes, spraying was in the repitore- it just didnt touch anythin but inatimate objects
*whew!*
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Thats my Persia. We gotta find a way to get rid of that JAZ broad though……..
February 22, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
@Willy…
I got a homegirl ( I guess only women work at these places) that works at a place where they take them on an annual field trips to places like San Francisco and Orlando. They have “martini” day. Everyday they have a different person walk around the office handing out pastry treats and they get 3 bonuses a year. They even found a way to hook her up with a discount on a new car she just bought at a local dealer.
My job doesn’t even give us sick days…lol.
February 22, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
it just didnt touch anythin but inatimate objects
*whew!*
Why i got this picture in my head of you dodging nut shots like Neo in the Matrix…
February 22, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
Thats my Persia. We gotta find a way to get rid of that JAZ broad though……..
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trust and beilive jaz is still very much alive and well and saving life as we know it one condom at a time!! lol spray where/ when/ how you please- but its not touching me… yes, i’m still on that shit.
February 22, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
‘My job doesn’t even give us sick days…lol’
Shit is a fuckin shame…
my dream shit would be a job a google.
I’d be in the arcade room like a muthafucka.
February 22, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
‘Why i got this picture in my head of you dodging nut shots like Neo in the Matrix…’
Call me Agent Smith.
February 22, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Why i got this picture in my head of you dodging nut shots like Neo in the Matrix
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lol.. nah.. homie knows if it must be a gyser, then he must aim elsewhere and hes cool with that.
February 22, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
i hate ihnc’s home girl AND jeada… hey j- if i move up there with you, can a chick get the hook up on a job!? i’m saying tho!
February 22, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
no sick days? what? damn… i get 5 (unpaid) plus 19 days paid for vacations, personal, etc that i can use for sick if i want.
not as good as jeadas set up, and they block youtube… but i’ll live, nahmean?
February 22, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
Hell I cant complain about the J at all… Plus nigga this the government… If I do I might end up in a cell at Guantanamo bay…
February 22, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
‘If I do I might end up in a cell at Guantanamo bay…’
I’ll keep your memory alive.
Justice League will NEVER die.
February 22, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
Do you speak french? one of my departments is hiring!
i hate ihnc’s home girl AND jeada… hey j- if i move up there with you, can a chick get the hook up on a job!? i’m saying tho!
February 22, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
Company wise… we don’t get sick days because this company is based in Canada and them niggas up there don’t get sick for some reason…lol. But you know a nigga is gonna find a wway to get paid time off w/o using a vac day and since I’ve been up in this bitch for almost 5 years I get 24 vac days. Most of the time I just make up my missed time during the week to avoid using a vac day.
The best part of this gig is free transportation on all subways and area trains and we get 50% off on our E-Z passes but I’ll take a weekly Martini and an Ipod Touch anyday.
February 22, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
nah girl!! spanish i gotta brush up a little… japanese needs MAJOR work and i just started arabic… does peices of 2 add up to one? lol
February 22, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
so if you bust the back of your head up against a brick wall… i know you shouldnt sleep for a few hours just in case of concussion… but is it possible for that shit to be delayed? my head feel like its going to explode at any moment and shit is blurry.
February 22, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
‘know you shouldnt sleep for a few hours just in case of concussion… but is it possible for that shit to be delayed?’
yes.
February 22, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
I’m just sayin….if you considered moving here, french ups your asking price by 5K easily….
February 22, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
willy- for real? should i be worried?
February 22, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
your vision is blurry and your head hurts?
Go to a doctor- how hard did you hit your head?
February 22, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
so if you bust the back of your head up against a brick wall… i know you shouldnt sleep for a few hours just in case of concussion… but is it possible for that shit to be delayed? my head feel like its going to explode at any moment and shit is blurry.
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See….
I wouldn’t have did you (no pun) like that. I supply all my womens’ with a certified helmet w/ chinstrap and all the padding neccessary for that type of action…. dental dams aside…lol.
You want to know what is the miracle cure for everything related to “head” injuries…..
February 22, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
@P
What jae said.
Better safe than sorry.
February 22, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
jaeda- hard enough there is a big lump on the back of it.
ihnc- LMAO! it was an accident related to too many long islands for him and too many pineapple gooses for me.
all this time, i’ve been paranoid about disease and come to find out, it wasnt even whats going to end up killing me! lol
February 22, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
Sidebar:
Christian Aguilera’s tittys are lookin DE-LI-CIOUS!
Anywho Lunch.