So today is the dreaded day V Day… Or as some people call it “Who give a damn day”
Ive had some terrific Valentine Days very memorable and Ive also had some bad ones…I heard a lot of people have some uneasy feelings about this day. From people saying it’s a day created just to sell cards, candy and jewelry… To some saying that its like the only day that some guys try to get their shit together and act right (when we all know that they should year around) Ive also had some of those same feelings and denounced the day as well…but this year Im gonna give this Day the respect it deserves. I know a lot of US and I did say US are not in that relationship we would like to be in or maybe by our own choice we are not with someone (and are fine with it)…but that doesn’t mean we have to shit on that one specific day that we celebrate Amore, the Jones, (or as I call it) The execution… That’s right Love. I was at Wal-mart last night and I was seeing Men and Woman… kids and adults out grabbing everything from Flowers to those kid valentine day cards… An it hit me…man its nice to see people celebrate the feelings they have for one another. And yeah I know that we should do that everyday and not just one particular day but damn if its that one day where that housewife finally gets dinner cooked for her and flowers from the man that’s she married…So be it. If its that day that where that girlfriend that always have that shitty attitude lets her guard down and show that extra affection to the guy in her life…So be it. Yeah we could be pessimistic about our Love life and the Day that Celebrates it but whats that gonna do… Absolutely nothing. So for those people in Loving relationships congratulation…. Its your day, bask in the shit. I know its not always easy but its not supposed to be… if it were everybody would do it. So if you are spending this day with that significant other or if you are with that person you just met a few weeks ago have fun and by all means…Celebrate it people.
Oh yeah fellas since its that day Im giving Gifts:
Willy: I give you Jill Scott…She has a poem to read to you and some chocolate syrup in
the back
Banga: I got #25 Halle… waiting on you. She has a case with her but I don’t think its money it it…. Here take this KY
Ihadno: I give to you Beyonce…. Hey why not she already up there in NYC anyway. Jay Wont mind
Chevy: Kelly… Nuff said. And you’re Welcome.
Naj: I cant disrespect the Misses so here’s some Cubans nigga…smoke up
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February 14, 2008 @ 8:40 am
Morning Folks
CJP- you had me right in your corner until i aint see my name on the list to get a damn gift. U know i luv Terrel Owens..you couldnt hook me up. damnit man
February 14, 2008 @ 9:30 am
What up cjp?
Happy Valentine’s Day to the ladies. And happy free blowjob day to the fellas.
Thanks for the gift of Kelly, but I hope you have a gift receipt. I’m SOHHOVER her…from the hairy underarms to the fake breast
February 14, 2008 @ 9:51 am
The best thing about Vallentines day is the unlimited Luther Vandross songs that the radio station here plays all day.
February 14, 2008 @ 10:04 am
whoa chevy- she’s still the same kelly lol…same cute face, same great legs, when you kiss her, her lips will still taste of beyonce’s ass
…it’s just that now she has a bigger rack… 
February 14, 2008 @ 10:18 am
What y’all doing for Valentine’s Day?
When I get off, I’m going to chill with my godson and his lil brother.
Smoke this last quarter of skush, then I’m goin hit this restaurant down here called the Exchange…on the dolo. Go in there in order the most expensive plate on the menu. All the while laughing at these dudes spending $25 a plate on these chicks that aren’t gonna give a damn about them tomorrow morning.
And then one of my artist has a show tonight. So I’ll hit that up and get fucked down or as my white homeboy says, “wankered”.
If you do happen to have a SERIOUS girl or wife, spoil her. If you don’t, get like me.
February 14, 2008 @ 10:23 am
*sigh*
good morning. yup, i woke up with an attitude.. and i plan on keeping it that way (not necessarily for vday specifically- i’ve been a bitch for about a week now) however, maybe i wont be an over the top bitch, as there were pink roses and white lillies on my desk when i got to work today. no card, so i cant just be nice to that person in gratitude… they have forced my hand to at least be civil for the duration. bastids! lol
February 14, 2008 @ 10:24 am
jae:
That’s terrible.
Those hairy underarms were the most hideous shit I’ve ever seen.
February 14, 2008 @ 10:38 am
Ahhh… its good to see you folks in good spirits.
Chev…homie you can get your refund.
An the reason I didnt give out gifts to the women…cause I knew someone might have a problem with how got what… the fellas will just take em an keep it moving
February 14, 2008 @ 10:42 am
cjp:
Give me Amarie, Lala’s post pregnancy titties, and a box of swishers.
February 14, 2008 @ 10:44 am
An the reason I didnt give out gifts to the women…cause I knew someone might have a problem with how got what… the fellas will just take em an keep it moving
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you forget that we all cool with eachother cjp… we just playing like they trading cards if you dont get the right thing LOL
February 14, 2008 @ 10:45 am
cjp:
Give me Amarie, Lala’s post pregnancy titties, and a box of swishers.
how bout both…
February 14, 2008 @ 10:46 am
WAIT didnt amerie sell better than kelly? AND she shave up under them arms? so you want an upgrade PLUS new found tatas AND something to smke on?
damn.. but we the ungrateful ones lol
February 14, 2008 @ 10:47 am
you forget that we all cool with eachother cjp… we just playing like they trading cards if you dont get the right thing LOL
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THis is true… I might have to hook you guys up with gifts too.
February 14, 2008 @ 10:52 am
persia:
No my disgruntled, yet patient friend.
I’m very grateful for what cjp gave me. I just think that Amarie fits my penis a lil better…plus her underarms are clean.
February 14, 2008 @ 11:08 am
We’re doing drinks @ Laide, then dinner @ Frederick’s or Mandarin ?(depending on what the wait is at Fredericks- they don’t accept reservations :frown
But this year he gave me a spa package and i gave him skydiving lessons.
(I’ll just make sure that his life insurance is up to date.)
February 14, 2008 @ 11:15 am
‘She has a poem to read to you and some chocolate syrup in
the back’
That’s whuts up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We goin to Outback tonight.
After that I don’t know.
February 14, 2008 @ 11:19 am
What y’all doing for Valentine’s Day?
Im cooking my boyfriend and the kids dinner and then we gon play some games. I started the Pot roast last nite and it taste so good
Ahhh… its good to see you folks in good spirits
Surprisingly enuff Im in very good spirits
February 14, 2008 @ 11:23 am
I hope everybody has a lovely day, I really do.
Persia…well, you just try to contain yourself- do not let the hulk out today lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 11:25 am
jaeda-
Yea i been feenin for one 2 thats why im so anxious to tear it up 2nite. I think ima make ham and taters this weekend for sunday dinner
and P i agree with Jaeda, i cant bail u out til tro mama…dont be ripping off ur shirt and sweating over there
February 14, 2008 @ 11:34 am
jaeda and cec -
i’ll try to keep it together- and i found out who they from (just a friend being nice, he gave some to my girl too because we feed him when we arent in evil moods and he was hungry today lol) so i am free to be a bitch to the rest of the world
February 14, 2008 @ 11:36 am
IIGHT THATS IT!!!!
so i just open my lovely egg and cheese biscuit from mcd;s (yeah, i’m late getting to it) and these fuckers gave me a biscuit with sausage and egg, no cheese!!!! wtf am i supposed to do with this shit?!
February 14, 2008 @ 11:40 am
‘wtf am i supposed to do with this shit?!’
Eat it.
But I hate that shit.
McDonald’s is slippin.
February 14, 2008 @ 11:40 am
that actually sounds pretty good P- cold processed cheese is nasty…
February 14, 2008 @ 11:45 am
ITS GOT SAUSAGE ON IT!! the whole thing contaminated!
February 14, 2008 @ 11:47 am
it did work out tho- i gave it to my boy as a thank you for the flowers… and since it had pig carcass on it, he thought i got it especially for him
February 14, 2008 @ 11:50 am
hey cec- guess what i’m listening to? like water for chocolate- the light is on repeat
getting flashbacks to caulkins lol
February 14, 2008 @ 11:50 am
‘ITS GOT SAUSAGE ON IT!! the whole thing contaminated!’
I forgot youza wierdo.
Eat the poke Anna Mae!
February 14, 2008 @ 11:52 am
oh…the sausage would have been cool with me lol- but I understand- i react the same way with ham
February 14, 2008 @ 11:54 am
so i just open my lovely egg and cheese biscuit from mcd;s (yeah, i’m late getting to it) and these fuckers gave me a biscuit with sausage and egg, no cheese!!!! wtf am i supposed to do with this shit?!
LMAO yea id be pissed
February 14, 2008 @ 11:55 am
there is an hour wait for calls, so i will be spamming this mf today….
so last night i was watching old r&b vids on youtube (holla montel LOL- did you know supahead was in his vid too?) and i came across 112’s joint with mr cheeks- come see me…. remember the shiny shirts? i was dying looking at how we dressed back in the day - and just KNEW we was doing it! all the girls were like oohhh… look at thier matching shirts all open and shiit- all in love and whatnot. lol- it amused me.
ans speaking of music fashion.. it amazes me that rappers aint changed up styles in almost 20 years- timbs jeans, hats (some variation, but you get my point) i mean you can take wu out the ice cream vid and put them in any video today and they would blend in.. now take jodeci out the cry for you vid and they look hella crazy. jsut a random thought..
February 14, 2008 @ 11:56 am
hey cec- guess what i’m listening to? like water for chocolate- the light is on repeat
getting flashbacks to caulkins lol
Oh lord….im just thinking about stopping off on the side of the road and putting water in the engine
February 14, 2008 @ 11:58 am
Eat the poke Anna Mae!
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YOU eat that bullshit! enjoy, hell roll around it for all i care… BUT i’m not eating it!
February 14, 2008 @ 11:59 am
Oh lord….im just thinking about stopping off on the side of the road and putting water in the engine
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LMAO!! it was oil! i was an OIL leak! lol dont try to play the pontiac- it got us places
February 14, 2008 @ 12:02 pm
‘now take jodeci out the cry for you vid and they look hella crazy.’
I was never big into the fake silk shirts.
I prolly had one during the whole 80-90s.
But we were kinda broke so it wasn’t even an option like that.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:05 pm
LMAO!! it was oil! i was an OIL leak! lol dont try to play the pontiac- it got us places
Yea it did. We did ride
February 14, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
hey cec- guess what i’m listening to? like water for chocolate- the light is on repeat
Im listening to Faithful from the Album “Be”…
I also have a Boyz II Men Medley going on too.
Im bad…Not as bad as Eric Benet
February 14, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
Happy Fuck and Suck day blog fam
Good looking out CJP
bout to change the box number to 69
February 14, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
I was never big into the fake silk shirts.
Do you mean those multi colored Rayon shirts… Man I had a lot of those… Damn shame too.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
ans speaking of music fashion.. it amazes me that rappers aint changed up styles in almost 20 years- timbs jeans, hats (some variation, but you get my point) i mean you can take wu out the ice cream vid and put them in any video today and they would blend in
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disagree slightly
Too many Thugs in these Ice cream and skittles colored Hoodies
How gonna be sellin crack or shooting people and think the cops are not gonna catch you when you rocking a Pink hoodie with Purple Bathin apes sneakers on. It’s not hard to spot the dude in the M&M jacket fleeing the crime scene
February 14, 2008 @ 12:11 pm
willy - i had bout 9 or 10 of them bad boys in middle school- i KNEW i was doing it!!
ladies- remember cutting the circle in top of your baseball hat for the pony tail to stick out? lol good times… good times..
February 14, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
It’s not hard to spot the dude in the M&M jacket fleeing the crime scene
Man them dudes be wearing that shit round here like its going out of style…You cant call yourself a thug and be looking like a damn Light Bright…shit dont work that way.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
I admit-I did have the satiny silver shirt with the ruffled cuffs back in the day, but who knew they would look so awful in pics later
February 14, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
ladies- remember cutting the circle in top of your baseball hat for the pony tail to stick out? lol good times… good times..
I remember that but i never did it. I always thoought it looked stupid
February 14, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
I did rock the Union Bay colored denim doe.
I had a pair of purple jawns.
With the multi-colored striped shirt to go wit it.
Boyz 2 Men, ABC, BBD.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
I did rock the Union Bay colored denim doe.
I had some Uninon Bay jeans too… By my favorite were my Girbau Overalls..
February 14, 2008 @ 12:30 pm
I remember that but i never did it. I always thoought it looked stupid
LOL
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CROSS COLOURS
February 14, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Happy Crappin Tines Day!
Well I got a Valentine’s Day gift from the stalker last night (he’s actually not stalking me anymore and I think I’m really startin to fall for this guy). He actually fucked the shit outta me. I even came off his penis. It stayed hard and everything…and he woke me up this morning for some more and he even got some more before I left for work.
I think he got offended when I told him that I usually fall for guys because of their penis and with him its the total opposite. He didnt really like me take that to well. I guess it worked cause know he putting it down like he got something tp prove.
Happy Valentine’s Day to me!!
February 14, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Beyonce ???
I’m flattered….
February 14, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
Im guilty for the Burberry Print sneakers and sht
but fk dat, bitches was feeling me in that sht
or maybe it was my brand new Accord coope
either way I was fuckin
February 14, 2008 @ 12:36 pm
@Triss ….
So a nigga fucks the shit outta you and it stay hard until the morning and you say that you are falling for him now ??? lol…
Does this mean ALL his CD’s can go on the rack now ??
February 14, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
‘Does this mean ALL his CD’s can go on the rack now ??’
February 14, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
@Triss ….
So a nigga fucks the shit outta you and it stay hard until the morning and you say that you are falling for him now ??? lol…
Does this mean ALL his CD’s can go on the rack now ??
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nut doesnt always have to hit you in the eye for a dick to blind you…
February 14, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
So a nigga fucks the shit outta you and it stay hard until the morning and you say that you are falling for him now ???
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This is what happens when you stick that sht all the way in….
3inch treatment fellahs
I keep telling yall but mutherfuckahs don’t listen
February 14, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
ihadno:
No, it really aint got nothing to do with the sex. I ACTUALLY LIKE HIM! It something in the way that he likes me for me and all the imperfections and bullshit that I have going on.
Plus he can kiss his ass off and I’m not much of a kisser, but he makes me kiss him and that shit is so intimate.
Ewwww, this is so gross to talk about…
February 14, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
I had a pair of Wallabees in every color from powder blue to forest green ( I still keep a pair of clean tan ones) but the sad part about it was that I had shirts that matched exact. Once I figured out that only females and homos match like that I had to slow my roll…lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
listen to my love assata……
damn i love this nigga
February 14, 2008 @ 12:40 pm
@Trissa
we all just Kidding with you
glad you got some on Valentines day
Sht wish mine started line that
February 14, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
nut doesnt always have to hit you in the eye for a dick to blind you…
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That sounds like Jaz ….
February 14, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
This is funny I can talk nasty about sex all day but its hard for me to talk about this mushy shit. Like kissing and holding hands.
Last night I realize that I liked him when we was laying on the couch watching tv and we was just holding each other and there was this silence of us just breathing and watching tv and it was uncomfortable. It was like we was both in comfort with each other.
I dont know what’s happening to me.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
Ewwww, this is so gross to talk about…
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I guess taking it on the cheek and sitting on a niggas face is rated PG….
February 14, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
Like kissing and holding hands.
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Kissing was fine
but Holding Hands WTF!
That some Ralph Tresvant sht
February 14, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
and it was uncomfortable. It was like we was both in comfort with each other.
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*I meant to say it wasnt uncomfortable…
February 14, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
‘That some Ralph Tresvant sht’
Ya’ll really tryin to make a nigga sing today.
U need man
with
sens-i-tiv-it-y
a man like me……
February 14, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Kissing was fine
but Holding Hands WTF!
That some Ralph Tresvant sht
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Alright now… Im into that kinda shit. If the chick is holding that position she will get her hand held. Them there are the rules. Fk that I’ll even walk through the park with you…. Ill admit to it. but if you tell your friends I will deny it to the end
February 14, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
I guess taking it on the cheek and sitting on a niggas face is rated PG….
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I aint use to expressing my inner feelings like that. I dont like for a guy to know or see my weakness.
I’m telling ya’ll last week I even tried to “break-up” with him. I told him to come get his movies, and everything. We ended up celebrating Obama beating the shit outta Clinton.
There is something about this dude….that scares me.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
That some Ralph Tresvant sht
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You need a man
with sensitivity…
A man like me…
Someone who can hold you…
somone who can love you ….
February 14, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
Niggas aint into Romance anymore? Whats up with that.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
We ended up celebrating Obama beating the shit outta Clinton.
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I celebrated Brittany getting out of the hospital last week also !!!
February 14, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Alright now… Im into that kinda shit. If the chick is holding that position she will get her hand held. Them there are the rules. Fk that I’ll even walk through the park with you…. Ill admit to it. but if you tell your friends I will deny it to the end
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I don’t hold hands ever
I put my arm around a womans waist
or around her shoulder
kiss her forehead or neck if she’s wifey
my ear game is nice too
but I don’t do hands
its just not me
February 14, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
‘I guess taking it on the cheek and sitting on a niggas face is rated PG….’
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
February 14, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
But all rules would get broken for number 25
February 14, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
But all rules would get broken for number 25
See there is always that one…that will break every rule you have.
February 14, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
Alright now… Im into that kinda shit. If the chick is holding that position she will get her hand held. Them there are the rules. Fk that I’ll even walk through the park with you…. Ill admit to it. but if you tell your friends I will deny it to the end
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If my friends would have seen me they would have surely told me that I was out of character.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:01 pm
See there is always that one…that will break every rule you have.
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I’d eat the box on the 1st date if I had too.
and yes you just read that
I wouldn’t like it, but I do an excellent job
February 14, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
What’s so wrong with holding hands?
I like it when his fingers intertwine with mine. That shit was kind of sexy.
I hope I’m not falling in love with this dude. I need to be shot.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
comment by cjp :
February 14, 2008 @ 12:53 pm |edit
Niggas aint into Romance anymore? Whats up with that.
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Romance ???
Romance is for suckers man… I’m hard son….
harder than a fucking rock B…
You see the scowl on my face dunny ???
I’m real son… I ain’t holdin no bitches hand … its hard out here on these streets. Can’t get caught slippin on some lovin shit. While you all lovin on that bitch.. theres money to be made son….lol
Yeah right ….
I’ll be taking the lil lady to Mohegan Sun this weekend. She’s a gambler so maybe she can suck, fuck and win me some money…lol.
How’s that for romance…lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
I’d eat the box on the 1st date if I had too.
and yes you just read that
I wouldn’t like it, but I do an excellent job
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That’s how he hooked me!!!
February 14, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
moved on to one day it’ll all make sense… just in case anyone was wondering (probably not, but you know… i just dont give shit what you care about lol)
February 14, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
I wouldn’t like it, but I do an excellent job
THis nigga here…
Quit that bullshit…If you do a good job at eating the box you like doing it…
February 14, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
ok, seriously for real… quite of few of you have seen me.. where in da crsiy hell does one get the idea i have implants? seriously! i love my babies and they sit up quite well, but not for nothing- if i get my titties done i’ma have skid marks from my nipples on my chin- real talk. and what part of i already cant button shirts says i would want some damn silicone? really… they look real as fuck to me- where this notion of surgery came from, idk
and if i was to get plastic surgery, THEY are the last thing on my mind. i’m coppin that lipo and a nose job- real talk
February 14, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
Quit that bullshit…If you do a good job at eating the box you like doing it…
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Let the church say Amen.
What’s so wrong with holding hands?
February 14, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
I hope I’m not falling in love with this dude. I need to be shot.
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Nah.. don’t worry….
He gonna play a CD you don’t like and BAM…
he’s out the door.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
I’ll be taking the lil lady to Mohegan Sun this weekend. She’s a gambler so maybe she can suck, fuck and win me some money…lol.
How’s that for romance…lol.
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That ain’t romance homie
when you take her to a spa & buy Rose Pedals cook dinner and not fried fkin chicken!
buy her and outfit and some perfume (not the victoria secret spray!) or run her a bath or some crazy sht like that
thats romance
but I ain’t got a woman just jumpoffs so I ain’t got to do that sht.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
Ihadno
Yep thats romance…
February 14, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
and if i was to get plastic surgery, THEY are the last thing on my mind. i’m coppin that lip and a nose job- real talk
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I’d take the lipo route. Get my gut and thighs on together. But I aint messing with my face. I love my face and it they mess it up aint no turning back.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Nah.. don’t worry….
He gonna play a CD you don’t like and BAM…
he’s out the door.
Dude is gonna put on some Rianah and it will be over…
February 14, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Trissa:
I know I’m probably 8 years late, but what happened to the barber and the ex?
perisa:
I don’t know what they look like…pics please.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
chevy- like heaven….and i’m at work, so there are no pics to show you
February 14, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
comment by trissa :
February 14, 2008 @ 1:08 pm |edit
Quit that bullshit…If you do a good job at eating the box you like doing it…
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Let the church say Amen.
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To me its an acquired taste
February 14, 2008 @ 1:15 pm
What’s so wrong with holding hands?
THere’s nothing wrong with holding hands… THe part i like is that first time you do it… Its that pause and unsureness when your hands meet…that shit is fly.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
ihadno:
I dont know about what ya’ll do is romantic, but it beats going out to dinner and doing some basic shit. Sounds like a nice weekend get-a-way.
And aint nothing wrong with fucking and gambling! sounds fun!
February 14, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
To me its an acquired taste
I hear what your saying..The shit is like wine tasting…
February 14, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
when you take her to a spa & buy Rose Pedals cook dinner and not fried fkin chicken!
buy her and outfit and some perfume (not the victoria secret spray!) or run her a bath or some crazy sht like that
thats romance
but I ain’t got a woman just jumpoffs so I ain’t got to do that sht.
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Fuck all that….
I paid for a damn “lovers suite” …. the bill adds up to romance…lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
the bill adds up to romance…
That nothing that says romance like a bill over $100 plus…
February 14, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
And aint nothing wrong with fucking and gambling! sounds fun!
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You “gamble” everytime you fuck anyway so why not….lol
February 14, 2008 @ 1:23 pm
Chevy:
The ex is just what he is … an ex. he called me last week to see “how I was doing”…
It’s a wrap with us. I wish him all the best with his life.
The barber..well after he tried to fight me because I broke off the relationship between him and the girls.. I havent heard from him. He either moved back to Indiana or he move back to Nashville to be with his kids and his ex-wife. Nobody in the hood has seen that fool. I tried calling his phone, but somebody else has the number. I wish him the best too.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
It ain’t like Mohegan is close to me. Its about a 2 hour drive and I am gonna miss the Pavlik-Taylor fight so she better appreciate thsi shit…lol. She’s done a good job wrapping a nigga up….
February 14, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
You “gamble” everytime you fuck anyway so why not….lol
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Pretty much…
*Sidenote:
I can smell the stalker dude cologne on me. He wears Issy..
I think its in my hair….Cause when I turn my head that’s when I smell it. Yuck…
I’m embarassed. I can only admit how I feel to ya’ll. Nobody else will know this ……
February 14, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
ihadno:
Yeah you havent cheated on her yet, so she MUST be something special.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
*Sidenote:
I can smell the stalker dude cologne on me. He wears Issy..
Man I hate that shit… I was gonna get it and then every damn dude in Texas had the shit…
Ill wear Polo Black, Double Black and Blue… but for the Big Guns I pull out the Prada… that shit works everytime.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:36 pm
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and if i was to get plastic surgery, THEY are the last thing on my mind. i’m coppin that lipo and a nose job- real talk
February 14, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Yum Prada…
…but you can keep that Polo shit- my husband had that when we were dating…it disappeared shortly after “I do”. 
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Ill wear Polo Black, Double Black and Blue… but for the Big Guns I pull out the Prada… that shit works everytime.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
jaeda- i like my nose..but OLD nose… i dont know, i gained weight and this shit spread- its supposed to be your ASS that spreads with weight gain- not your damn nose! my body all confused LOL
February 14, 2008 @ 1:41 pm
comment by trissa :
February 14, 2008 @ 1:29 pm |edit
ihadno:
Yeah you havent cheated on her yet, so she MUST be something special.
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We ain’t official yet… I am still “courting” her…lol
Single is cool but it gets kind monotonous after a while. Same routine. Same lame bitches. Can’t take the good ones for granted.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
Ya’ll really tryin to make a nigga sing today.
U need man
with
sens-i-tiv-it-y
a man like me……
Please…please dont make me hurt yall bout talking about Ralph T
February 14, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
Jaeda
that Black is good…Blue is pretty much my all purpose. I forgot about that DKNY I have… But I only pull the Prada out when its one of those Nights…you gotta be special to get the Prada.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
Prada is that shit CJP….
That Kenneth Cole Black is the shit also.
But act like a nigga can’t rock COOL WATER anymore….lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
That Kenneth Cole Black is the shit also.
Yeah that shit is good to… My old school one is Farenheit… chicks over 30 love that shit.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
and P, it happens- I almost fell out in shock looking at my nose when I was 2 weeks from my due date- I don’t know what the fuck happened there, but it’s like my nose suddenly took up my whole face.
…not even a trip to MAC made me feel better 
CJP- Very Irresistible by Givenchy for Men is good and so is Beckham (it has cinnamon in it, like the new Gucci)
There’s this guy in the office who smells like he bathes in Hugo Boss…HATE. :frown:
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We ain’t official yet… I am still “courting” her…lol
Single is cool but it gets kind monotonous after a while. Same routine. Same lame bitches. Can’t take the good ones for granted.
February 14, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
Cool water is a good smell, i like that on men
February 14, 2008 @ 1:58 pm
‘We ain’t official yet… I am still “courting” her…lol’
‘But act like a nigga can’t rock COOL WATER anymore….lol.’
Word up!
I still rocks.
I still got a lil CK one too.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
There’s this guy in the office who smells like he bathes in Hugo Boss
You cant put alot of that Boss one like that… Its not easy on the nose. Givenchy use to make this cologne called samalto… Or was it Francesco I dont remember but that was good to. I wore Colors too back in the day.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:01 pm
I still got a lil CK one too.
Nigga what…. That Escape for men was fly as hell.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
Farenheit stirs up my allergies. I am surprised that I can take Prada because its strong.
I rock LUCKY YOU on a daily basis .
I can’t even shop for cologne because the smell of all that cologne will bring me to tears.
@CJP….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xkhuk4Ikk8
This is theme song music homie….lol
February 14, 2008 @ 2:04 pm
‘Very Irresistible by Givenchy’
I rock that Xerxus.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Alright fellas I might need yall to pray for me tonight… The ex is in town whit a couple of her girls. and she wants to have dinner tonight.
Pleas dont let me get loose and do something crazy… This is what I get for not having any damn plans tonight.
WWCD
What would chevy do?
February 14, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
‘That Escape for men was fly as hell.’
I prolly got a lil bit of that at the crib too.
I still got a bottle of Adidas.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
Viva la White Girl… Awwwready.
You already know…
February 14, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
‘Pleas dont let me get loose and do something crazy…’
You know damn good and well I’ma instigate.
I say you start drinkin at 5 doe.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
My Uncle works in some factory that packages colgne sample and he always gives me a stash. I was raised on CK ONE and ESCADA for Men…lol.
He used to pump me the gift sets of Curve, Escada, POLO Sport but because of my sesnsitive nose, I couldn’t really wear them like that so I would let them pile up and give them away as gifts. I still have E Arden Green Tea and White Diamond samples in my old room at mommas house…lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
You know Java AND you have Very Irresistible???
hmmmmm……
February 14, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
I still got a bottle of Adidas.
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Now you breaking rules homie…lol
ADIDAS ???
February 14, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
I still got a bottle of Adidas.
Man I still got some of that Jordan shit sittin at the crib… I would throw the shit away but I think about Game 6 and I just cant.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
@CJP…
An ex calling on Valentines means tighten up the helmet with double chin straps and give her right thigh a heartbeat…lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:17 pm
I still got a bottle of Curve…
@Willy
If I start drinking by 5 my nigga im a gonner… I gotta be in control of this situation if not… Ill be as gone as Trissa.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
jae- PROBLEM! i’m not pregnant lol i just EATS!
February 14, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
An ex calling on Valentines means tighten up the helmet with double chin straps and give her right thigh a heartbeat…lol.
Thats what it should mean…but She’s the EX, EX… Too much History between us… This shit could go bad homie. For real….
February 14, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
I need some new ideas for Cologne
So ladies tell me whats hot
and Woman Im a sucker for Red Door
that shit smells good
February 14, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
adidas smells good to
although you can buy the sht at CVS and Walmart
February 14, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
‘Now you breaking rules homie…lol
ADIDAS ???’
Rubbin alcohol in a fancier bottle.
LMAOOOO!
@jae
I’m ‘talented’.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
Speaking of cologne….
I know I ain’t the only one who did this….lol.
When I was younger and was coming into my “manhood”, I made the mistake of coating my penile area with cologne on some “just in case” type shit….
Its so painful growing up….lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
Its so painful growing up….lol.
Mannnn… I thought I was gonna die. I felt like Denzel Washington when he played Malcom X…
“Its Heating up Shorty”
February 14, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
‘Its Heating up Shorty’
I did it just last week.
I got carried away with the axe body spray.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
I was for sure I was gonna burn my shit off…
February 14, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
I got carried away with the axe body spray.
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AXE body spray AND ADIDAS ???
I am so glad that they don’t have Walmarts in NYC…lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
Aight people….
I’m outta here….
Have a good one and dont forget to squirt tonight….
February 14, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
‘I am so glad that they don’t have Walmarts in NYC…’
Shit, that axe is good.
And you can get it anywhere.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
Ill be as gone as Trissa.
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Da Fuck that suppose to mean?
I’m not gone..I’m just confused.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
Before I go…. R&B is totally dead !!!!
Fucking horrible. Cookie cutter music at its best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH22h4tpDFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyfY98PZkSQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNzLAGvzYKs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVC5OXtjg7k
February 14, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
cjp:
“WWCD”…you a fool.
I always had this thing where I would buy cologne for the hell of it. Most of my cologne, I gave to my lil homeboy.
I kept a couple. This is my cologne collection.
-CKOne: It’s still the shit.
-Cool Water: Reminds me of high school…the time of my life I got pussy EVERYDAY.
-Domain: I bought it from a lady that sells Mark Kay products and I dig the hell out this shit.
-Dakkar: Old school, but cool as fuck in the summer
-Burberry London: This chick I fucks with gets automatically wet off this shit…I don’t care for it, so I only wear it round her.
-Michael Jordan 23: Throwback to 10th grade…see Cool Water
-Unforgivable: One of the best
-Polo Black: Chicks dig this shit.
-Kenneth Cole Black: My favorite
-Nautica Blue: See Cool Water and Michael Jordan 23
-Dolce and Gabana: Second favorite
-Curve
-Curve Crush
-Lacoste: Good shit
-Perry Ellis Black
-Perry Ellis White
-Perry Ellis Red
-Aqua Di Gio: Throwback to my senior year of college..my ex turned me on to this
-Adidas Blue: Cheap, but smells good…co-worker bought me some for Christmas
February 14, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
And you can get it anywhere.
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Yeah… let you tell it nigga…. but I thought only white people wore it … kinda like Right Guard and Brut
I am haitian so we have ash…. never body spray, always lotion..lol.
February 14, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
‘but I thought only white people wore it … kinda like Right Guard and Brut’
Brut is just old school.
Dudes my pops age used to rock that.
Same wit old spice.
But my pops is in his 60s.
I used to rock Brut when I was in elementary school. Walgreen’s special.
February 14, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
lol- you aren’t confused; you like the guy lol.
You’re just scared, and that’s okay too.
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I’m not gone..I’m just confused.
February 14, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
i’ve taken 5 calls today.. i’m about to slit my wrists - i’m bored and damn near the whole internet is blocked!
February 14, 2008 @ 3:04 pm
and while i’m thinking about it- someone look for me please (or tell me if you know already) since they block all sports sites..
did the trade go thru or is george still a hold up?
February 14, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
@jaz
Nope.
Deal hasn’t gone through.
February 14, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
He’s still holding out.
February 14, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
oh my shit! this nigga.. he aint all that! early bird my ass
February 14, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
@Chevy
George has a salary issue on his contract he won’t waive
which is why the deal won’t go through
its wierd, some contractual type of sht
February 14, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
I was surprised at just how many people Dallas was giving up for Kidd…
but yeah, Devean George trippin.
I understand his point, but he’s trippin.
Nigga went 0-11 last night too.
February 14, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
He’s using it to get a new contract or an extention
its actually smart business cuz he’s got both teams by the balls and his Agent is really the one
whose at the heart of this. I ain’t mad at him
February 14, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
I wish they still made Cerruti Image- my ex, the one from Afghanistan, rocked that shit…just the smell made me melt….
February 14, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
‘George has a salary issue on his contract he won’t waive’
He can only get a max deal with Dallas.
If they trade him, the Nets would have to pay the luxury tax to do it, and bets are they won’t.
So that’s why he doesn’t want to be traded.
February 14, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
he’s not a max contract player
both teams could offer him damn near anything
reasonable that has some yrs on it and he’ll take it.
I believe and Im not 100percent sure. He has a team option on his contract at the end of the yr, that the team can pick up or drop him. If they drop him he becomes a free agent and his contract comes off the books.
Thats why NJ wants him so bad. Their not going to pick up his option once the season is over. What he’s doing is saying, give me a contract and if you don’t want me. Trade me next yr this way I still get money no matter what. Or else your stuck with Kidd’s 20million and you can’t jump start your rebuilding process and get your replacement Point Guard for the future.
George has been a trade target all yr because basically because teams know that can waive over the summer.
February 14, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
February 14, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
yeah, tis hella stupid for him to agree…still dont make it any less aggravating lol
February 14, 2008 @ 4:13 pm
can i just say boston market is the SHIT!
February 14, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
girl…STOP.
remember your nose
(it really is good though
…damn chicken 
)
February 14, 2008 @ 4:30 pm
girl. my ass been eating bullshit for 3 weeks and lost 11 lbs… how that works, idk.. i think its because i’ve really only been eating once, maybe twice a day ( i know thats bad, but its just been like that)
February 14, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
I gotta correct that last comment cuz its slightly off.
Devins contract definitely expires after this season
he wants an extention
but the Mav’s are the only team that can resign him without dipping into their MLE
That’s what the Early bird Rights are
his contract is on a scale and if he’s resigned by a different team the most it can increase is 20 percent without dippin it to the MLE. Most teams are reluctant to do this. So he wants Dallas to resign him to an extention before they trade him.
NJ and every other team has no intention of resigning him. He’s trying to avoid becoming a free agent where he’ll prolly get a league minimum contract.
the difference per yr is like 3.5 million
so he’s basically saying Im not waiving my early bird privileges cuz its my last chance to cash in.
I said early I wasn’t 100percent sure so my bad for the few oversites
February 14, 2008 @ 4:37 pm
humph
Iono either, but if it works, and you aren’t hungry, then go for it- just make sure you have plenty of water (and if you can, get a colonic- they’re awesome 
and you feel so much better)
February 14, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
you already know i’m on that water hard- lways have been..
my girl gets the colonic- she keeps tellin me to handle that.. but i would have to cut brazil out hte budget if i do that.. i dont know if the nana will be too cool with that lol. i need to check my insurance and see if they are covered
February 14, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
But that’s what I’m saying- NJ doesn’t want to keep him anyway, and it’s been a few years since he was that youngin who seemed like he had springs for legs for the Lakers, so it would be stupid to go to NJ, get dumped and then try to get picked up somewhere else for that kind of money. Think about it- it’s like taking a bad project, working with horrible co-workers; even if you don’t suck, you’ll look bad by association. Then imagine trying to get hired in another department when that’s the last frame of reference anybody has for your work…
gotta love the mid level exemption- that extra 4.5 mil is good money- they’re all cheap bastards these days…used to be, you could be…Vin Baker lol, and make stupid money.
February 14, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
I understand- I scheduled mine for Saturday morning lol, but the colonic is worth waiting till next week to wax on, wax off lol. I literally could feel the difference just putting on my jeans afterwards- I’m going again in 3 weeks.
February 14, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
Why did my Asian buddy just teach me how to steal an inspection and registration sticker
the shit that can happen when cultures with the same fucked up cauz unite
February 14, 2008 @ 5:04 pm
i would ask how much, but you and them canuks never be on scale with us! lol
February 14, 2008 @ 5:10 pm
only 68, but that’s about right…be suspicious of anybody who charges way more….or way less lmao.
February 14, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
Okay, i’m OMW out the door to pick up the rugrat and her daddy…
stay safe everybody!!! 
February 14, 2008 @ 5:28 pm
wait, thats it? i was thinking it was waaay more. i know i would need way more for that to be my job lol
you have to go in like 3 times per round right? i know my girl went she had to do like 3 in a 2 tweek period and then for 2 more rounds - each a month apart.