All I gotta say is:
“Thank You Jesus!!!!”
LOL.
Now why in the HELL is a fat man singing a song FULL of food metaphors?
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February 13, 2008 @ 11:33 am
Morning folks
Willy is this a riddle? Cause i have an answer
February 13, 2008 @ 11:39 am
‘Willy is this a riddle? Cause i have an answer’
Let’s hear it.
February 13, 2008 @ 11:52 am
what it do ya’ll?
February 13, 2008 @ 11:56 am
ok: and it will be corny but i like corny from time to time
Now why in the HELL is a fat man singing a song FULL of food metaphors?
Answer: Because he was hungry
February 13, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
Morning fam…I’m ready for a vacation- how about anybody else?
February 13, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
‘Because he was hungry’
And you know this MAAAAAAAAAAAN!
‘I’m ready for a vacation- how about anybody else?’
I’m ready to retire.
February 13, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Hey Jaeda
I ame in this morning declaring it was time for a vacation for me to.
Willy-
Im sorry, thats the first thing that came 2 mind.
February 13, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Does anybody celebrate Valentines day in here ???
February 13, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
i do- I’ve already been told my gift has been purchased and we’re going to dinner…
February 13, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
…now I just need to figure out what I’m supposed to do…
February 13, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
Does anybody celebrate Valentines day in here ???
i dont but i am cooking dinner for my man and the kids tro and we taking the day to chill and hang out. I told my man not to buy me nothing …but some sweet tea to go with my dinner.
February 13, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
Just asking because this broad thinks I am playing when I tell her that i don’t celebrate it.
This should be fun….
@Jaeda ….
I’ve heard that men buy the presents and all a woman has to do is “pay him back” if you know what I mean…lol.
My only question is shouldn’t you be giving him that any way and shouldn’t he be doing the same ?
February 13, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
My only question is shouldn’t you be giving him that any way and shouldn’t he be doing the same ?
Yep! I think you shoullod be showing appreciation all the time, Vday shouldnt be nothing special.
February 13, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
you don’t celebrate it?
Well, I can’t speak for all women, but I personally always bought him something (maybe not on the level of the diamond necklace he gave me one year lmao, but at least SOMETHING I knew he liked) And, if the end of the night, if we were feeling it, then sure, there would be “payback”
…
but I think the biggest mistake is to put pressure on everything to be perfect, because it rarely happens….I remember the first year we were married, we go to dinner- the hostess says “Are you ______’s brother? I went to high school with him; he was a really nice guy…” Well, you can probably imagine, mentioning somebody’s dead brother who committed suicide on his daughter’s birthday is a “romance-killer”…
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I’ve heard that men buy the presents and all a woman has to do is “pay him back” if you know what I mean…lol.
My only question is shouldn’t you be giving him that any way and shouldn’t he be doing the same ?
February 13, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
Well I am about to D-Wade per valentine’s party tonight and put these Double D’s on him and tomorrow some us form work are going to the Bulls vs. Heat game. So I’ll be celebrating with D-Wade. Hopefully the guy that I likes that works is going.
It’ll be our first date. LOL!
February 13, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
‘I told my man not to buy me nothing’
I was told that before…
she was a LIAR.
I’m going to dinner on V-Day.
February 13, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
Yeah I know I used to say shit like that, but I was lying. I think every women wants a gift on Valentine’s day whether she’s expecting one or not. It shows us that you men are actually paying attention.
I’m going to see if stalker boy is going to buy me My Armani Code perfume I asked for…if not I’m buying it for myself on Friday. Hell I will be my own Valentine….
February 13, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
‘It shows us that you men are actually paying attention.’
Paying attention to ya’ll tellin us not to buy shit.
Ya’ll are a damn mess.
February 13, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
hmm, what does Armani Code smell like? I’m fully obsessed with The One by D&G these days- I live in it lol.
February 13, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
jae:
It smells so good. I got a botle from my stepmom for Christmas and I am like at the bottom now. It stays with you all day too and its not even really that expensive. The smallest bottle is like 40 bucks and the bottle isnt really that small.
I didnt think I’d find another scent that I like outside of Issy for women and Ralph, but I’d say that I have found me another scent in that Armani Code…
Am I the only female in here that hates to share perfume with my friends? I dont like other women smelling like me. We should have our own scents…
IMO!
February 13, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
jaeda- armani code= hot sex on a platter… or at least thats what it leads too
hey people!!
oh yeah- fuck a valentine!
signed,
a mad mixed woman
February 13, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
i dont but i am cooking dinner for my man and the kids tro and we taking the day to chill and hang out. I told my man not to buy me nothing …but some sweet tea to go with my dinner.
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My Male intuition is telling me your full of sht
this is a set up
or the money is low and times is hard
or yall been together for a while and you always get shtty gifts so your like fck it.
or your birthday, anniversary or something esle is right around the corner and you’d rather focus on that.
He’s done something special so your giving him a break.
YOU JUST WANT DIRTY SEX
I just not buying it that you don’t celebrate it
maybe its getting old by now
Im just mad this chick asked me what we’re doing, I don’t know what your doing but Ima be wit my mama on valentines day.
Why can’t jump offs just stay in the Jump off zone.
Ima call her a 12:00.01 seconds and tell her to come through. The first second of the very next day.
February 13, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/12/florida-police-dump-quadr_n_86290.html
I guess niggaz can’t be put in charge of the jails.
Sweet baby jesus.
February 13, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
Damn Persia
I’ll be your high yellow Valentine if its that serious
February 13, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
‘I told my man not to buy me nothing’
I was told that before…
she was a LIAR.
For me i mean it. Id rather spend time watching a movie. Hell didnt i just get u suntin for christmas, i aint even paid off that yet now u expect suntin else LOL. Again, yes im cheap!
ok ill talk to yall later
February 13, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
‘Again, yes im cheap!’
February 13, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
i aint even paid off that yet now u expect suntin else LOL. Again, yes im cheap!
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Why can’t all women think like this
They really should move valentines day to March
February 13, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
banga- its not vday in particular thats the problem- i’m just in the mood that requires my reaction to everything to be “mayne, fuck a ____”. i said it this morning about the snow, the cold, coming to work…
but thanks. what we doing for valentines- i can be ghost by 11.59.01 to give you time to recharge LMAO!
February 13, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
comment by jaedalaurez :
February 13, 2008 @ 1:50 pm |edit
you don’t celebrate it?
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Nah…
I feel that its a juvenile holiday like easter. It was cool back in school to surprise your crush with some cheap candy and a teddy bear but I’ve paid less and less attention to it over the years. I’ve gotten flack for it in the past but if you treat a woman right BEFORE valentines day, she can’t beef about it… at least in my mind. I’ve been lucky to be involved (around valentines day at least)with women that kinda sorta feel the same way I do.
February 13, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
They really should move valentines day to March
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then it would interfere with steak and blow job day- i like that holiday!!
February 13, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
then it would interfere with steak and blow job day- i like that holiday!!
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Maybe its just me, but I expect a cooked meal and my dick sucked on V-Day anyway
February 13, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
And besides all that…
“you better stretch your Christmas present to your birtdy”….loll
February 13, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
They really should move valentines day to March
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No they shouldn’t it would coincide with my b-day.
March is MY month. I already have to share it with St. Patrick’s day, which is the day after my b-day.
I have see crazy ass white folks get pissy drunk and act a fool all in the name of a damn leprechaun. They be serious in Chicago on that St.Pat’s day shit.
February 13, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
then it would interfere with steak and blow job day- i like that holiday!!
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mmm mmmm mmmm
PERSIA IS BACK !!!!
Hold up … wait a minute…..
Does he at least get to spray ????
(This is the test to see if Jaz is still lurking around)
February 13, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
if i’m celebrating s-n-bj day with him, yes…
(DOH! she back)
for me to even bother, he gotta be pretty significant. just like i dont expect some random dude i date to hook me up on vday, i aint hook up shit on s-n-bj day unless he THAT dude.
(ok, maybe not lol)
February 13, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
Here is a pic of Aretha tig ole bitties:
Check out the link
And I thought my ish was huge!
http://blogs.sohh.com/ya_heard/2008/02/cw_cancels_gril.html
February 13, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
I have see crazy ass white folks get pissy drunk and act a fool all in the name of a damn leprechaun. They be serious in Chicago on that St.Pat’s day shit.
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No one comes to work at my job for St Pats day because they all go to the parade. I’ll take the day off….
White people get the day off for MLK….
February 13, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
March is MY month. I already have to share it with St. Patrick’s day, which is the day after my b-day.
Nope March is My Month…
but anyway… Valentines aint all that bad…Ive had more good ones than bad… I dont look at it as the day I SHOULD do something though. But if you’re in Love…Hell…celebrate that shit tomorrow… Thats what its all about right?
February 13, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
Does he at least get to spray ????
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um
Any man thats spraying
needs to get that sht checked
Im playing
February 13, 2008 @ 2:58 pm
CJP:
When is your b-day?
February 13, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
Trissa
31 March…
February 13, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
Oh you are an Aries, I’m a Pisces….
Hmmm so that means you like the spotlight huh CJP!
February 13, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
Yukkity yuk yuuuuuuk
February 13, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
for me to even bother, he gotta be pretty significant. just like i dont expect some random dude i date to hook me up on vday, i aint hook up shit on s-n-bj day unless he THAT dude.
(ok, maybe not lol)
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So now we know fellas…
All we have to say is “spray” and jaz comes out with the plastic and anti-bacterial wipes….
Can you picture “that dude” going to work on PERSIA and right before he sprays, JAZ jumps out the closet with saran wrap and Lysol and wraps the nigga up and Lysols his ass down.
Sound like some shit outta SOUL PLANE…lol.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:02 pm
Trissa
I dont know… I dont get into that Birth sign stuff
All I know is its a Ram… Although I from what I have seen about it… its pretty close
February 13, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
Jaz got niggas fucking in them Haz Mat Uniforms… Dude sounding like Lord Vader an shit… SSSSSHHHHHH-KUUUUUUHHHHHH
February 13, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
ARIES - The Liar??
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive.
PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:06 pm
Does Aretha have a “stank cooch” ????
February 13, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
Willy:
She wrong for having on some sphaghetti straps. Them is some strong ass straps. Them hoes made out of rubber or some shit. She gotta be like a 52 DDD. I bet them joint hang to her kness when she takes that bra off.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
Naw, but she prolly got titty order though. Them mofo’s. She should KEEP baby wipes with her cause I know them joints be sweating. I hate when mine sweat. She prolly flows a river, when she sweats…
February 13, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
seriously yo.. why is the fact that i dont want fluids from some random ass nigga that, tho i may be fucking i have no commitment to, on me? whats the point? if you are just there to fuck, i dont give a damn what special privliedges you mad about not getting. a nigga that doesnt like that knows the polices before the panties come off and is free to bounce. wtf is the problem? i’m not fuckin yall so who cares?
am i supposed to be trying to turn the booty call into a relationship? umm..no, so fuck a “i gotta show what i can do so he’ll stick around” mentality.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
Does Aretha have a “stank cooch” ????
Why yall talking bout the queen…
February 13, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
The Liar?!?!?
Iono if I like that….but I do admit that I am slightly habit-forming
ARIES - The Liar??
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
Does Aretha have a “stank cooch” ????
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Im so upset you even went there
February 13, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
but I do admit that I am slightly habit-forming
Jaeda…I wasnt gonna say anything. but Damn…when its there its there.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:13 pm
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seriously yo.. why is the fact that i dont want fluids from some random ass nigga that, tho i may be fucking i have no commitment to, on me? whats the point? if you are just there to fuck, i dont give a damn what special privliedges you mad about not getting. a nigga that doesnt like that knows the polices before the panties come off and is free to bounce. wtf is the problem? i’m not fuckin yall so who cares?
am i supposed to be trying to turn the booty call into a relationship? umm..no, so fuck a “i gotta show what i can do so he’ll stick around” mentality.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
Persia
I aint mad at ya… if thats your thing then go with it… Like I said before as long as you can still do your thang through the plastic then Im all for it.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
If you find it under that tummy, let us all know
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Does Aretha have a “stank cooch” ????
February 13, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
‘Does Aretha have a “stank cooch” ????’
I quit.
‘I bet them joint hang to her kness when she takes that bra off.’
I bet the chicken grease be poppin off them jammies sumthin terrible.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
Persia vs J.A.Z. in stores Feb 14th
February 13, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
comment by persia :
February 13, 2008 @ 3:09 pm |edit
seriously yo.. why is the fact that i dont want fluids from some random ass nigga that, tho i may be fucking i have no commitment to, on me? whats the point? if you are just there to fuck, i dont give a damn what special privliedges you mad about not getting. a nigga that doesnt like that knows the polices before the panties come off and is free to bounce. wtf is the problem? i’m not fuckin yall so who cares?
am i supposed to be trying to turn the booty call into a relationship? umm..no, so fuck a “i gotta show what i can do so he’ll stick around” mentality.
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Now thats PERSIA….lol
Jaz ain’t nowhere to be found in that one.
Calm down home skillet… we just fucking (no pun) with you. We appreciate your quest to stay sucker and disease free. Now may the force be with you….
February 13, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
Aretha ain’t seen her cooch since PINK CADILLAC
February 13, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
If you find it under that tummy, let us all know
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You wrong for that..LOL!!!
February 13, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
Those thin ass straps must be made of fishing line….
February 13, 2008 @ 3:23 pm
Those thin ass straps must be made of fishing line….
February 13, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
I don’t really care if she is the Queen of England… you need to be clowned for coming out in public like that. I get on Stevies “bald braids” all the time but that nigga is blind so he gets a pass.
Don’t she got kids….
“MAMMA NO !!!!”
February 13, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
comment by Banga! :
February 13, 2008 @ 3:17 pm |edit
Persia vs J.A.Z. in stores Feb 14th
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Hey homie… Thats copy written… she didnt get clerance on that shit. It better be a mix tape or something.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
Aretha ain’t seen her cooch since PINK CADILLAC
Damn shame
February 13, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
I get on Stevies “bald braids” all the time but that nigga is blind so he gets a pass.
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There’s no way he gets a pass on that 360 mustache that goes completely around both his top and bottom lip.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
I get on Stevies “bald braids” all the time but that nigga is blind so he gets a pass.
Don’t she got kids….
“MAMMA NO !!!!”
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Right at least he cant SEE what he looks like! She has no excuse. She should have on a shawl or soemthing.
I wouldnt let my mama walk out the house looking like that. We would fight or I’d disown her ass….
February 13, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
I think Catfish knows the way to her Freeway of Love
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Aretha ain’t seen her cooch since PINK CADILLAC
February 13, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
I wouldnt let my mama walk out the house looking like that. We would fight or I’d disown her ass….
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Really
Cause Puffy moms is just as embarrasing if you ask me
February 13, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
‘I think Catfish knows the way to her Freeway of Love’
Yeah, Athrea’s friends and family are playin her.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
Banga:
He cant see how he looks, he has to take other people’s opinion’s a live with what they say and pray they do him some justice…
Aretha still thinks she’s sexy and a size 12. I’m nit even giving her a size 6..cause a 12 would look good on her hell. Hell a 16 would look good on her.
She has truly let her self go>>>>
February 13, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
‘Cause Puffy moms is just as embarrasing if you ask me’
Certain niggaz don’t do well with money.
Go out and buy a bunch of fury shit.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
comment by jaedalaurez :
February 13, 2008 @ 3:28 pm |edit
I think Catfish knows the way to her Freeway of Love
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Catfish must be used to the smell of the murky waters….lol.
February 13, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
banga:
His mama look like she should be lil kim mama.
His mama look like a madam to me. She has to own a stable of hoes in Brooklyn or Mt. Vernon somewhere.
Damn aint one of his baby mama’s a stylish. hook your child’s granny up. PLEASE!!!!
February 13, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Really
Cause Puffy moms is just as embarrasing if you ask me
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AND she got no gotdamn excuse for rocking that white wig and I even saw her in a catsuit once…lol.
“Friends……
How many of us have them”…lol
February 13, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Trissa
you see how thick that shit is under his lip
Men can feel that sht
he can say driver
take me to a barbershop in the hood
He’s friends wit Steve Harvey
you see how tight steve sht is or was he’s bald now. Im just saying
February 13, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
*sigh*
my bad ya’ll.. i told you i’ma little on edge these days.. i’ve been ganbangin on (turkey) bacon for the last few weeks.
however- psa- be careful about what you doin.. one bad batch of love juice changes everything
February 13, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
‘and I even saw her in a catsuit once’
February 13, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
OH SHIT….
JASON KIDD JUST GOT TRADED TO DALLAS….
YESSSSS…
February 13, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
@Trissa
I know puffy be at award shows and Parties hopin she don’t show up
or Callin her like Mama if your coming let me know
cuz I wanna come over and pick out your clothes.
Boy I always look nice
yes ma but your too dark skinned to be rockin a blonde weave with purple eye shadow
you didn’t like my catsuit
mama your not in shape, no one wants see anyone in their 60’s in a catsuit. Not even Phyliscia Rashard can get away with that sht
February 13, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
‘JASON KIDD JUST GOT TRADED TO DALLAS’
Whoa?
February 13, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
OH SHIT….
JASON KIDD JUST GOT TRADED TO DALLAS….
YESSSSS…
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It’s a wrap…..
February 13, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
mama your not in shape, no one wants see anyone in their 60’s in a catsuit. Not even Phyliscia Rashard can get away with that sht
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I bet Eartha Kitt would still rock a catsuit and Grace Jones…
Tina damn near had on one at the Grammy’s on Sunday…
February 13, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
Old people just need to step aside and dress their parts. We appreciate your contribution to society but now its time for you to cover all that shit up. But we can’t act like Viagra hasn’t led to this. Them old niggas need cooch to so now the oldies have something to dress for.
Anyone ever watch senior citizen porn ???
February 13, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Anyone ever watch senior citizen porn ???
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it was a pop up off a good porn site that i couldnt get to close and it scarred me for life!! you happy now?!?!?!
February 13, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
‘Grace Jones…’
Grace is still thin.
February 13, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
it was a pop up off a good porn site that i couldnt get to close and it scarred me for life!! you happy now?!?!?!
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Oh Persia… where for art thou Persia…..
We gotta add elderly porn to your stash among the split personality. You keep this up, we can spin this into a reality show….lol.
February 13, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
Look at what “ol milkbags” had to say about Beyonce….lol..
There is only one Queen of Soul, and you don’t want to mess with her. Aretha Franklin, who has held that title for decades, lashed out at Beyoncé on Tuesday after the young singer introduced Tina Turner as “the queen” at Sunday’s Grammy Awards. According to an Associated Press report, Franklin released a statement in which she said, “I am not sure of whose toes I may have stepped on or whose ego I may have bruised between the Grammy writers and Beyoncé. … However, I dismissed it as a cheap shot for controversy.” In her intro to Turner’s set, Knowles mentioned Franklin among a list of legendary female singers, then tagged Turner as the “one legend who has the essence of all of those things: the glamour, the soul, the passion, the strength, the talent. … Ladies and gentlemen, stand on your feet and give it up for the queen.” Showing her feelings were not that hurt, the missive from Franklin ended with a thank you to the Grammys and “love to Beyoncé anyway.” …
February 13, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
t was a pop up off a good porn site that i couldnt get to close and it scarred me for life!! you happy now?!?!?!
February 13, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
ITS NOT IN THE STASH!!
it was horrible! it wouldnt go away!! i just wanted a justin fix and here go doggystlye with loose skin all over my screen! and dude was white and you know i have developed an aversion of pink penis- it was traumatizing!