SOHH Over It!

I mean, damn dig!

WWJD….I don’t know. But I think I know what I’m bout to do…

I went to the bank yesterday to deposit $2000 to cover my ill-fated weekend bets (fuck the New York Giants, the New England Patriots, and the broad with the pink Camaro). And Dig, I’m really working on my gambling problem…I swear.

But anyhow, I look at my online banking this morning. Instead of a $2000 deposit, the bank teller deposited $20,000.

Now I’m seriously considering clearing out my whole bank account. I got one more inspection to do. If they don’t have that shit corrected by the time I’m finish, it’s my first jack move of 2008.

I love you Suntrust…I swear I do.

I’m bout to get on my sophisticated jack boy shit.

 Ladies and gentlemen, the highlight of my life, American Idol is back on the air and as you should well know, the audition shows are the funniest thing known to man.  If you don’t know, PLEASE don’t miss the next round.  Its coming on tonight (Wednesday, January 16^th) at 8 EST on Fox.  Trust me, you will thank me later.

LOL @ Yuka the Egyptian virgin who says he wants to love a girl from her hair to her nipple LMAOOOOOOOO!  OMG the singing…..  Imagine Borat trying to sing the Bee Gees LMAO!  Im bout to die. LOL @ Paula trying not to be mean in telling him he sounds like shit….  Go on Paula, tell him he looks great!  But that would be a lie too, LOL!

Da hell is wrong wit Randy?  Who asked him to bring the pork chop sideburns back?

Oh no.  Is this nigga singing “Let My People Go?”  *staring into the camera*  Wait, I just drooled on myself laughing, let me get a napkin…………. Woo! 

Oooh, this Jehno(?) dude….  Women are lucky as hell he aint cute cause that nigga could sing some drawz clean OFF, you hear me?  Mm… I need a time out…..breathe, Dig, breathe….

Temptress Brown shoulda been named Temptress Black-as-a-bitch LOL.  And she had the nerve to have some auburn wig on that matched her shirt and her bottom lip (yes, just the bottom one, LOL).  This chick was 16 lookin 48, got the nerve to be a football player (no bullshit, she said she was a middle line backer, talkin bout she fast, LOL) and she came in there lookin like a black ass Buddha statue LMAO!  I know Im dead wrong, but shit, SHE dead wrong too, dammit!  If you come in there lookin like that, the least you can do is be able to sing, man.  Oh no, she got a whole family of black ass Buddhas.  Fuck is going on in Philly? LOL, I fucken quit this bitch!

Sidebar:  John Legend know he fine.  Moving on….

Mark Hayes………………. *crickets* LMAO!

Udgeet.  First of all, Ima beat ya mama ass, LOL.  Secondly…… *dead* LOL

Yo, what the hell is wrong with these friends and family members?  How do you not only encourage these people to go make an ass of themselves on national TV, but also go to the auditions with em like you believe AT ALL that they gonna make it anywhere other than back on the train? Angel outfits?  Drag queens?  Are you high, niggas?  For real, though, are you? LOL

Alexis Cohen.  Oh, the glitter LMAO!  Why do you live in a studio apartment with your mama?  Oh, AND two cats and a dog?  Wow.  Don’t even sing, Im mad at you now.  Wait, did she just say she is going for actressing????  Actressing????  LMAOOOOO!  I cant even take it!

Angela Martin, go on girl!  She kinda looks like Boots, but thankfully, she seems a lot sweeter.  She and her whole family were there so she can make it and get the necessary care she needs for her daughter who has Rett’s disease (similar to MS).  Very touching story.  I hope she makes it far, but I have seen her kind before.  She’ll be toast before the top ten.

LOL @ Ryan Seacrest staring into the camera.  I would too, homie.  Milo came up in the spot, WELL over age, sunroof and all (balding for all the slow people LOL), with a fucken cheetah vest on  *smh*  Did I already say I fucken quit this bitch? LOL

Kristy Lee Cook, you go, girl.  You almost brought a tear to my eye.  Almost.  (Sup, Chevy!)

WTF???  I aint even gonna comment here.  If ya missed it, be glad.  BRB, I need to go rinse my eyes with cold water LOL….

Paul Marturano.  OMG, stalker alert!  Paula, you better move or you gonna find a dead rabbit on your porch.  Talk about creepy.  You know something is wrong if security has to escort you out.  Live at 11.  Watch.

Is there really a place called Grand Blink, Michigan? LOL, guess so.

Oh no.  He’s back.  No comment.  Sink run…..BRB, LOL

Chris Watson.  He so pretty, LOL.  Nigga, who does your eyebrows? Ima need that number PRONTO! LOL

Christina Terra-something-or-other.  You cant be Princess Leah and the American Idol at the same time.  Multi-tasking has its limits LOL. 

Yall, LOL….. *smh*…..  I really need to rethink my path in life LOL.  I blame American Idol for my drinking LOL.  I blame American Idol for global warming and the high ass gas prices LOL.  American Idol probably killed JFK, LOL.  No?  Oh.  Ok.  Nevermind, LOL.

*waving*

What up people…

I had to take the day off from (whatever you call my 9-5 time) to take care of a sick 2-year old.  But I need all my days this year so I’ll be back tomorrow.

So…I got a bunch of things coming up in ‘08….including a wedding.

Yep, I made an official date and I am officially jumpin the broom in September…

But before I do…

I have this trip to Atlanta planned the last weekend in June…let’s just call it the pre-bachelor party celebration.

The Usual Suspects are cordially invited…you ain’t seen nothing ’til you seen me crip walk on a table…

Damn did one chick really sleep with three cousins and don’t know who the baby’s dad is on Maury….

Good to be home.

That Scott Bao is Single, Confused, Pregnant and 46?

Can someone just answer this for me please?

Artists and drugs
Five artists identified in Albany probe join Rambo actor as recent buyers of steroids

First published: Sunday, January 13, 2008

Mary J. Blige, 37
The Bronx native’s first album — “What’s the 411?” — debuted in 1992. Since then Blige has produced seven multiplatinum albums and won six Grammy Awards. In December 2006 Blige won nine Billboard Music Awards for her album “The Breakthrough.”

Between August 2005 and January 2007 Blige allegedly received multiple shipments from an Orlando pharmacy of Jentropin, a human growth hormone, and Oxandrolone, an anabolic steroid, in orders sent to her at the Beverly Hills Hotel, MGM Grand in Las Vegas, and Clay Gym in New York City.

At least one of the orders was mailed under the name “Marlo Stanfield,” which is the character name of a drug kingpin on the Baltimore-based HBO crime drama “The Wire.”

Blige’s representative did not respond to a request for comment.

Curtis James Jackson III, 50 Cent, 32
Jackson started dealing drugs at the age of 12 in Queens but an arrest on weapons and drug charges and a sentence in a shock incarceration program led him to abandon the street life and gravitate to a career in rap music. The stage name 50 Cent, Curtis has said, underscores his effort to “change” his life.

Jackson is alleged to have received shipments of steroids at his mansion in Farmington, Conn. in July 2006 an order was mailed to his residence under the name “Michael Jordan” and also at a residence on Oakmont Drive in Los Angeles. Steroids in his name also were mailed to the office of a Long Island chiropractor.

Jackson’s representative did not respond to a request for comment.

Timothy Z. Mosley, Timbaland, 35
Mosley was born in Norfolk, Va., and began his musical career in the mid-1990s emerging as a top rap artist. Mosley has become a major record producer and two years ago founded his own label, Mosley’s Musical Group. The label’s debut, Nelly Furtado’s “Promiscuous” featuring Timbaland, reached the top of the song charts.

Mosley allegedly received shipments of human growth hormone and anabolic steroids between October 2005 and September 2006 at his Miami residence and at the office of a Long Island chiropractor.

Mosley could not be reached for comment.

Wyclef Jean, 35
Co-founder of The Fugees. The Haitian-born rapper and Grammy Award-winning musician is a producer and self-described social activist.

Jean splits time between New York City and Haiti, where he has spearheaded humanitarian efforts with stars such as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Prescriptions in Jean’s name for human growth hormone and Oxandrolone, an anabolic steroid, were shipped to the office of a Long Island chiropractor in August 2005.

Jean’s publicist declined to comment.

Tyler Perry, 38
An award-winning playwright, actor, director and producer. In 2005 Perry wrote, produced and starred in the box office hit, “Diary of a Mad Black Woman.” Last fall, his television comedy series “House of Payne” debuted on TBS.

Perry’s biography on his Web site touts his rags-to-riches story from being homeless on the streets of New Orleans to now owning a mansion outside Atlanta.
Prescriptions for anabolic steroids and growth hormone were shipped in Perry’s name to his business and studio headquarters on Krog Street in Atlanta in 2005 and 2006.
Perry could not be reached for comment.

Sylvester Stallone, 61
Stallone paid a nearly $3,000 fine in Australia in May 2007 to settle criminal drug possession charges after 46 vials of human growth hormone and several vials of testosterone were discovered in his belongings during a customs inspection. Stallone, the chiseled star of the highly successful Rocky and Rambo movies, was in Sydney for a promotional tour. According to the Australian Associated Press, Stallone said he takes human growth hormone regularly because of damaged tendons and thin bones. Stallone has no known connection to the Albany steroids investigation.

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/st…?storyID=654452

full article:

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/st…sdate=1/13/2008

Here ya’ll go…

took me a while, but I make it do what it do.

More…

Excellent datege.

But damn I don’t like Gorgonzola.

Truth time…

my niggerish ass didn’t know it was blue cheese.

lolololololz.

Exactly what I get fuckin around.

Anywho…had a great time regardless.

Jesse Jackson Jr. re Hillary Clinton:

We saw something very clever in the last week of this campaign coming out of Iowa, going into New Hampshire, we saw a sensitivity factor. Something that Mrs. Clinton has not been able to do with voters that she tried in New Hampshire.

Not in response to voters — not in response to Katrina, not in response to other issues that have devastated the American people, the war in Iraq, we saw tears in response to her appearance. So her appearance brought her to tears, but not hurricane Katrina.

This nigga is evoking Katrina tryin to split blacks in South Carolina in the name of votes.

We STAY losin.

Has Obama said ANYTHING publicly about New Orleans being ‘white washed?’

I mean damn.  He’s got the mainstream media and white americans eating out of the palm of his hands…could bring a TON of attention to the issue?

He did write a letter to Bush though. Tee Heeeeee, nigga.  How’d that work out?

Now Hillary’s lack of tears (she didn’t even shed any actual tears) over Katrina is proof she is calculating triangulating a fake bitch?

Stop Yourselves.

Mannnnnn Dammmmmmmmn!

After two weeks off, the league is back on.

Fuck that.

We lost all three games.

sohh over it.

But…

I’ve got a date tonight.  So I’m scrait.

sidebar: something is fucked up with my workstation, so if I’m not around that’s probably why…