I’m 30.
*sigh*
Had a get together at the round the way bar Saturday night.
People…
Crown and Coke. Crown and Coke. Jager Bomb. Crown and Coke. Train Wreck. Crown and Coke.
Smoke Break.
Bud Light.
Lap dance from my favorite skripper. (She smelled so damn good I was forcing people to smell my hoodie afterwards)
Finish the last Crown and Coke.
Felt a titty in between all that. Double D.
And what would a night be if it didn’t end in an almost-fight?
Apparently the homegirl and one of my other homegirls don’t get along. LOL
So… I’m tryin to get right for the rest of the night, and the homegirl walks over to say goodbye as I’m talkin to homegirl #2. Homegirl decides to say something…and I’m mouthing ‘Nooooooooooooooo’. LMAO. Cuz I can tell this shit is about to get outta hand. Man… please baby baby pleeeease. Don’t do it!!!!!!
Homegirl #2 gave her some ‘attitude’ earlier in the evening. That’s what I get for showing up late.
I think her husband came and got her cuz the next part I remember is being at home smoking with the roommate.
Damn.
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January 28, 2008 @ 10:21 am
Happy Birthday Willy
January 28, 2008 @ 10:43 am
Thank U.
January 28, 2008 @ 11:01 am
Youre welcome Buddy
Can i just go on record and say that i cannot stand Lupe Fiasco and i hate this new song he got out.
January 28, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Happy Birthday Bruce…
I see you had fun last weekend… To bad I cant say the same though. But I didnt see the sexiest White Chick I have ever seen in my life… Girl was so fine I almost swore off the sisters…
January 28, 2008 @ 11:19 am
happy b-day kid
January 28, 2008 @ 11:29 am
Thanks fellas.
‘Can i just go on record and say that i cannot stand Lupe Fiasco and i hate this new song he got out.’
Duly noted.
‘Girl was so fine I almost swore off the sisters…’
Aw shit.
January 28, 2008 @ 11:38 am
Hey… I said almost. I aint crazy…well…not that crazy.
January 28, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
Happy Birthday Willy,
30 is is the new 20, so dont be sad….
Anybody got any extra money, cause I’m going to need bail cause I’m going to punch this fat wigger white bitch in her eye if she say one more smart ass thing to me. She thinks she black so she think she knows everything about being black…
Pray for me.
oh and I finally got dude under control. I’ll keep him around for my times in need of some head or anytime I want my toes licked. He actually suggested it. I’ve set up a head appointment for tonight.
January 28, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
oh and I finally got dude under control. I’ll keep him around for my times in need of some head or anytime I want my toes licked. He actually suggested it. I’ve set up a head appointment for tonight.
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he suggested it? i’m not thinking thats such a grand idea… but who knows
(the polls are open folks, i’m giving it a 10/1 ratio, opening bets at $20)
sorry triss… but um no..
Willy-
damn it man! i wish i knew it was today!! the amazing EE cup, sprite bottle swallowing, midget performance troupe needs 48 hours notice for all performances!!!!
oh well, i guess i’ll have to book them for your 40th.. happy bday anyway homie!
January 28, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
@Trissa
How big are her breasts?
January 28, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
Happy Birthday
….
I got roughly 3 months until my 30day and I am starting to frighten myself with the ways I am thinking to spend it ….
@Triss…..
What are your standards ???
I mean, if dude was wack last week, what makes him better this week ?
January 28, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
Willy:
She is bmw-bitch made wrong…she is built like someone just chunked fat on her ass. She has a nice face, but her wigger attitude makes me want to slap her…
ihadno:
Werent you the one on here talking about having a round 2. That’s all I’m giving him. Plus now that he’s backed up some I can handle him. I had to get him to understand that MAYBE one day we can get together (but not for real). He was the one like well whenever you want me to come over and give you want you want hit me up..
Ok well tonight I feel like sitting on his face…
January 28, 2008 @ 2:03 pm
@Triss…
If you gon use em for what he got, thats fine. But you was just talking about love at first sight last week and now all you want to do is sit on his face ???
I am always down with a “fuck-and-forget” but this nigga seems like the type to fuck and remember… everything…. like your home address and social security number.
Don’t say shit when he start writing messages on your fogged up car windows overnight…..
January 28, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
What I had to do was get him to NOT break up with this girl he claimed he’s having issues with. I told him to make sure he was breaking things off for himself and not because he think he’s met THE ONE. I told him to tell me what’s going on and why he wanted to break up with her. Everything this dude said about her was the same thing my ex used to say about me. I told dude that. He was like “well I aint trying to get into the same situation again” I told him exactly, we’ve only known each other for a week, you dont know what you getting yourself into. I’m not as sweet as I taste…
So he bagged off for like 2 days. I talked to him last night and basically he was like him and oh girl gonna try to work it out, but IF whenever I need “something” just call him. He was like he really enjoyed everything, but he NOW understands he was moving too fast and that he needed to get to know me more. I told him that time will dictate where we end up. I told him we can still go out and date and on ocassions get down. (Reverse pyshocology on that ass)
Dude was trying to come over last night to give me some head. I told him to just wait until tonight to come through, cause I need someone’s face to sit on…after work
He agreed!
January 28, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
“but her wigger attitude makes me want to slap her”
See I dont like those type of white girls… I need some Kelly Clarkson or Some Alanis morissette listening too type of chicks. I hate wigger chicks…. IF i wanted that i would mess with a light sister.
AN Trissa… You crazy. But this nigga is gon to scare you. Dont go to sleep in front of dude…Mess around and wake up and the nigga is trying on you panties and shit. Be careful this dude might want to be in your skin…literally….Hannibal style.
Hello, Clarice
January 28, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
happy burfday willy!!!
I saw my favorite hot lesbian waiter again!! She’s ridiculous- if she hit on me again, i would suffer a true crisis of conscience…
January 28, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
‘if she hit on me again, i would suffer a true crisis of conscience…’
January 28, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
I’d whip a titty out for you, but I have enough trouble explaining my behavior at work
January 28, 2008 @ 4:19 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT!
popping out titties is frowed upon @ work? shit!
i feel ya tho.. the last couple months have had me questioning if a walk on the other side may not be in my future.. surprised the fuck outta me! lol think its the lack of good head in my life.
was that tmi? i think it was.. opps
January 28, 2008 @ 4:29 pm
Well ladies…Women should get into other women as well as men…
It just seems like the natural order of things. Each Girl should have a girlfriend
January 28, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
I’m late, but happy birthday homie.
I got 5 more years until I hit 3-0.
January 28, 2008 @ 4:33 pm
I got 5 more years until I hit 3-0.
January 28, 2008 @ 4:34 pm
Don’t say shit when he start writing messages on your fogged up car windows overnight…..
LMAO ok IHNC….i cant breathe from all this laughter
January 28, 2008 @ 4:47 pm
Trissa-
Im sorry but im totally confused about this guy and you. Just be careful.
January 28, 2008 @ 4:49 pm
Good nite yall