Ok all i really have to say, i really want to move to South Carolina but if this is the kinda mess im going to have to deal with…im going to rethink my decision.
1) The dude who sang the Jennifer Holiday song was just wrong for everything he did and said after he walked through the door up to and including him waiving as his scene finally ended
2) The chick from Buff…with the enormous Tata’s and being named after someone she sounds nothing like. And her mama is going to hell in gasoline drawls for gassing her up
3) the nerdy couple who was just to horny to be competing
4) The married couple who stopped off, had a baby and winded up showing up for American Idol….and got sent right back home
AND EVERYONE ELSE. Outts 10 million people they only selected 23 people…WOW!
Just a damn mess!
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January 24, 2008 @ 9:31 am
Granted, the married guy did make me feel bad that he didnt advance. They were a sweet couple and he handled everything very well.
January 24, 2008 @ 9:48 am
Yo…. I was SOOOOOOOOOOO fucken high last night, Im still high
But I think the judges were a little rough last night. They said no to people who normally could have been put thru, like the married guy. “Aretha” could sing, she was just tone deaf like a muthafucka, and if she wasnt actin like she was the shiznit, they mighta worked with her. Thats what she get.
Did I mention that Im still high?
January 24, 2008 @ 9:57 am
I aint think she could sing. At least not well enough to really get nowhere. But that ooutfit was all wrong…just wrong, it was cute and coulda been pulled off …but them Tatas. Even i was like Dayum….Tig old bitties
January 24, 2008 @ 10:03 am
Those tits were enormous.
And that’s all I got to say about that.
January 24, 2008 @ 10:06 am
Damn it Im mad i missed it… THats what I get for cooking late. But I did get to see the Moment of Truth. That shit was just wrong on so many levels.
January 24, 2008 @ 10:11 am
Those tits were enormous.
And that’s all I got to say about that
Thats what i thought. And did u see Simon face, all u could here him say in his head …was gotdamn them big titties…i bet he saw his head just getting lost in em.
January 24, 2008 @ 10:13 am
‘i bet he saw his head just getting lost in em’
Ummmm mammy mammy mammy!
January 24, 2008 @ 10:32 am
@ Willy
January 24, 2008 @ 10:33 am
I just wanted to say that all ya’ll was right about ole dude. This dude is trying to slowly but surely move in. First of all he talking about he had a DREAM that we was together 6 months and then he asked me if we could live together and I said yes. I told him well I’m never making that mistake again. The next guy I live WILL BE MY HUSBAND. Then he gonna say that the only other person he lived with before he was married was his exwife and I said. That’s why she is an ex. Ya’ll lived together before ya’ll was married.
Then he said that he was going to have to cancel his trip to Houston with his boys and I was like why he said because he was with me. And I’m like what that got to do with anything, he said that I probably wouldnt like him going down there and hanging out with his friends I was like I dont give a shit. I’m not jealous and secondly I’m not canceling my trip to NYC in March no matter who I’m with.
Then he brought his over night bag with him and he brought ALL his dvd’s with him. He said so that I can choose what I wanted. But then he suggested we watch Purple Rain, so I’m wondering if you wanted to watch Purple Rain why did you bring all 300 of your dvd’s over. After the movie was over I asked him if he wanted me to put the movie back in his DVD case he said that he wasnt going to leave the case over my house cause “he’ll be back”. Mind you we still hadnt fucked yet.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that he asked me to ask the management in my apartment how much a parking decal is so that he can buy him a parking spot.
So finally I’m like You moving to fast for me. i’m in cruise control and you are acting like you are on a high speed chase with the police behind you. He was like I thought we feeling each other I’m like I am digging you but this is DAY 5. You smothering me. I had to lie and tell him that I have an OES meeting tonight, just so that I can breathe.
Guess what after a nice body massage (which I enjoyed) and him playing with the twat for 30 minutes. He kisses me on my forehead and and cuddles like its time to go to sleep. I’m like what are you doing. I’m horny as fuck and you ready to go to sleep. He’s like I thought you didnt want to move fast, (I had to flip the script on his ass) I was like if we digging each other and feeling each other why cant we have sex. He was like cause its gonna change shit. I’m like it should be for the better. I was like last night was when all the damage was done. (I’m thinking you licked my toes and let me sit on your face for 30 minutes, what harm is us fucking gonna do) So finally he gave in.
Ya’ll when he put it in I swear I almost started laughing. I couldn’t feel shit. Then his dick got limp. I’m like WTF. Now mind you he hitting it from the back. I dont know no nigga on earth, whose dick goes limp hitting it from the back. So he tells me to turn over. In order for his dick to get hard he had like start tonguing me down for it to work again. He’s like I just cant jump into doing it. I wanna see your face, I wanna kiss you while I’m having sex with you. I’m laying there thinking what in the hell have I gotten myself into. To top it off as soon as he did find the right spot he came.
After all that he woke up this morning with a hard dick. I didnt even want to fuck him. So Ijust gave him some head and so that he could think I wasnt tripping and so that he could hurry up and go to work.
I gotta go. But I’ll be back later today…
Please help me
January 24, 2008 @ 10:48 am
@Trissa
Sweetie… An Im tryna put this the nicest way I can. But what the fuck are you doing… I dont get dude at all…but for you to let the nigga stay over and give him head in the morning KNOWING that he gave some bull the night before is against all Laws known to man. Damn dawg…. just damn
But any nigga that got Purple Rain on DVD cant be all that bad….
Now check this shit out on the Mayor of Detroit…
http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/15124272/detail.html
January 24, 2008 @ 10:51 am
Lord Help.
I’m sorry triss…
MAN COUNCIL does not support this kind of foolishness.
January 24, 2008 @ 10:53 am
Bruce
What kinda of shit is that… I know Im from Texas so I might be a lil slow but…I dont get it.
January 24, 2008 @ 10:57 am
I’m thinkin dude had another broad, she put him out and he’s homeless.
January 24, 2008 @ 11:01 am
I’m thinkin dude had another broad, she put him out and he’s homeless.
Nigga brought a duffel bag over the crib…
January 24, 2008 @ 11:05 am
I bet if you check his trunk, he got all the rest of his shit in there.
That nigga was ready to move the fuck in last night.
January 24, 2008 @ 11:10 am
You cant move in if your dick game aint good.
January 24, 2008 @ 11:11 am
cjp- hence the ‘lets take it slow’ line for sex… he KNEW that was gonna mess him up lol
oh yeah triss, check the truck- his shit in there- probably along with some duct tape, pruning shears and garbage bags if you say no
January 24, 2008 @ 11:16 am
‘But then he suggested we watch Purple Rain, so I’m wondering if you wanted to watch Purple Rain why did you bring all 300 of your dvd’s over.’
Dont check the trunk, its a set up. soon as you open it, he gon push you in
And Im STILL high.
January 24, 2008 @ 11:17 am
@Triss…
Damn son….
Where do you meet these motherfuckers….
Better yet…. how do you fall for the okie doke…lol.
January 24, 2008 @ 11:25 am
Maybe Dig can give me some insight on the types of dudes yall have to choose from…
Yesterday, Jaz had to cut her faucet off because of the “polluted” water and she is in drought season…
Now we got Triss taking in foster kids….
It can’t be that bad for yalll. I mean honestly, is it that women just attract these nut job niggas or is the field really that bad ?
I hear some crazy ass stories from black women and shit just amazes me. I don’t know why yall ain’t start dating other races because after all that, I’d go all the way white.
January 24, 2008 @ 11:33 am
ihnc- i’m in drought because i had to cut the relationship off for ..umm.. we’ll just say mutliple flags were thrown on the play.
i’m interviewing new quarterbacks- but the candidate will only be for clutch plays. i need some space, so a full time roster is not feasible
January 24, 2008 @ 11:48 am
‘And Im STILL high.’
I was high as fuck this morning…
damn roommate.
I’m nice and relaxed right now though.
January 24, 2008 @ 11:59 am
Trissa
Is this the same relationship that u were saying U might think this is love at first sight?
either way id go to your local tool shop…and get some heavy padlocks and change all the locks on ur doors and windows. He sound nuts
January 24, 2008 @ 12:10 pm
Ihadnochoice - Its a little bit of both. Its not that there aint good dudes out there, but we have to expend a lot more energy than yall do in order to find a workable situation.
That being said - some people will continue to get themselves in fucked up situations because even though they hollerin otherwise, they dont want nothing different. Getting something different means doing something different and they wanna be able to do the same ole shit, so they gonna deal with the same old bullshit ass niggas who allow them to.
And thats just real.
January 24, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
‘but we have to expend a lot more energy than yall do in order to find a workable situation.’
Translation:
‘We Picky!!!’
**runs**
January 24, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
I think women get themselves into trouble by not seeing recognizing signs. I takes me at least 3 or 4 months to even consider a woman that I am dating to go further. I have to see her in every situation.
How does she react when i had a bad day and don’t want to speak to her ?
How is she gonna act when I come home at 5 in the morning ?
Does she try to run thru my phone ?? …etc
You have to see people in those types of situation to really know them. I’ve dated chciks for like 2 or 3 weeks and they are already talking about me being their man and I’m like ” you don’t know shit about me ” . I could have kids in half the states for all you know or you could be one of many in my harem. I dopn’t think anybody should get involved seriously with a person for about 3 or 4 months because it would take that long for you to see them in all situations instead of when the nigga just takes you out to dinner and plows you down afterwards …
January 24, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
January 24, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
@Jaeda….
Yall are picky but yall end up picking the wrong ones anyway (not you obviously) so what does that say about your “pickiness”. I think its all about finding a dude that give you what you need, whatever that maybe. A nigga with a fat wallet shouldn’t mean shit to a chcik that’s independant. A nice looking dude should draw your interest but it shouldn’t supercede the fact that he has other issues. I have female freinds that will only date one guy at a time because they don’t want to be looked at like a hoe but just because you are dating them doesn’t mean you gotta sleep with em. And if they beef about sex than it prolly ain’t worth it in the first place . My hormones are always on “high school level” but I would wait if I really like a woman and really thought it was worth it.
January 24, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
THe whole shit just reaks of damn shame if you ask me. I dont know not one person that would bring over an entire movie collection to a girls crib. Just like I dont know one that would want to move in with a chick they have only known for 5 days…
therer is really nothing wrong with a picky woman…as long as she knows that what she wants. Just dont over do it….An I think that where the problem comes in.
January 24, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
Its not even a matter of pickiness.
If we were all that picky you wouldnt be talkin to us about this here shit right now, LOL.
January 24, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
Lets remember what we talkin bout here. Women tryna shake off the gypsy niggas that travel with their life in their trunks LOL. That shit is NOT about being picky LOL. Thats about NOT being picky. Thats about seeing the bullshit coming and still refusing to duck. And lets remember WHO we talkin bout too. Trissa, I love you girl, but we all know you good for knowing what the hell you OUGHT to be doing and just not doing it. But a lotta women are like that. They know its some fuck shit, but for whatever reason, they do it anyway. We have all done it, but you cant make that your M-O and shit.
January 24, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
‘If we were all that picky you wouldnt be talkin to us about this here shit right now, LOL.’
Did I just get dissed?
Wait a damn minute!!!!!
January 24, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
niggas…
January 24, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
@Dig…
But that’s it… it ain’t just Trissa. It may not be you either but I hear about shit like that all the time from my female friends and it bugs me out. They’ll call me about it and I will break it down to them and they still end up going for it and getting shitted on. Even my lesbo friend ( got another story on that one… still developing…lol)goes thru it and she deals with women so i have to chalk it up to the “persuer” and not the “persuee”.
Some women might be looking for “it” so hard that they are blinded until its too late or just plain obvious.
But if I had this many issues with black women, I would jumped ship a long time ago. Thats why I don’t get upset when I hear about black women jumping ship to be with a white man because if the white man can give you what you need than why not ?
January 24, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
THat gives a whole new definition to “Rollin Stone”
January 24, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
if this white boy in front of me laughs like a 72 year old lady with a hairnet, blue eyeshadow and a housecoat one mo gin……….
January 24, 2008 @ 1:21 pm
‘Some women might be looking for “it” so hard that they are blinded until its too late or just plain obvious.’
This is my point, sir. WE SEE IT, WE JUST IGNORE IT BECAUSE IT DOES NOT FURTHER OUR CAUSE, LOL.
Any real woman will admit to you that she has at one time or another knew she shouldnt be fuckin wit some nigga and did it anyway. Thats my entire point. You hear so many stories because we all do/have done it. But there is something to be said about the people who make that the story of their lives. If you insist on rollin like that, you gonna continue to get those same results. You dont put cake mix in the oven and expect to pull out a pie, WTF? LOL.
January 24, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
January 24, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
An dont trip… white women go through the same shit too with white dudes.. as well as Latin or any other Race. Its the Man-Woman thing.
It goes toward the disconnect that men and women have with communicating with each other as well as the intentions one has when dealing with another.
January 24, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
well, see what happens when we aren’t picky enough? got niggas trying to move in on the 5th day and shit lol, fucking up doggystyle (which, btw, would land you outside my door in your draws and socks- just get dressed in the car; I don’t give a damn if it is 8 degrees outside )…
I agree, especially for me cause that 1) is my favorite position and 2) u just CANNOT fuck up Doggystyle or like Jaeda says ur outside in ur skivvies
January 24, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
ok, i’m going to put in a cease and desist order on all this doggystlye talk…. i still have to sit and actually work & focus… so stop it it, just STOP!
January 24, 2008 @ 1:38 pm
Amen to what Dig is saying
Let a lesson be learned once…..not let it become a pattern.
January 24, 2008 @ 1:39 pm
Let a lesson be learned once…..not let it become a pattern.
Doggystyle is a pattern….
January 24, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
January 24, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
Ok CJP….
When i said that im talking about relationships. LOL
We talking sex positions, thats a TOTALLY different subject
January 24, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Ladies Im just saying…
Most of us Guys pride ourselves on delivering…especially in situations like the one ole gypsy nigga was in. …He was supposed to pound Trissa till she submitted but Naaaahhhhh he didnt want it that way… Damn shame
An that goes to show you eating puss is one thing but you SHOULD back that up with a nice beatdown too… Its only right.
January 24, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
An that goes to show you eating puss is one thing but you SHOULD back that up with a nice beatdown too… Its only right
Totally agree…
January 24, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
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ok, i’m going to put in a cease and desist order on all this doggystlye talk…. i still have to sit and actually work & focus… so stop it it, just STOP!
January 24, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
Anybody else got the urge to start singing Time after Time by Cyndi Lauper….or is it just me
January 24, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
Question for everybody…
We talk about fat women giving good blowjobs because the sex might be wack and Trissa just got a steam clean and dude was lost in doggystyle so I ask…
Does good head signal bad sex ?
What is your “good head to bad sex” ratio ?
January 24, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
I dont think Good Head signals Bad sex at all. With the exception of one (and everything he did was bad) anyone who gave me head, could lay the pipe and laid it damn well. But im prob the only one thats going to say this…im weird….although i love getting head, i dont need it. I want the Grand Finale! NOW! LOL
January 24, 2008 @ 2:17 pm
@Cec…
I feel that. Head ain’t a must for me but while you are here, you might as well.
But I can say that head is a good way to make sure a nigga goes longer than 13 minutes. My “good head to longer sex” ratio is about 15:1…lol.
But that just me ….
January 24, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
no it doesn’t, but it creates an expectation- you put a spit shine on the pussy, I expect you to be able to lay pipe….you fall apart after halftime, there is no rematch.
bad sex is bad sex…now I will mitigate my stance and say that good head might give you another IMMEDIATE shot at redemption, but that offer expires within 15 fifteen minutes of the initial offer.
January 24, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
Look here ladies…
sometimes the dick has a mind of it’s own.
I’ma stand up for men folk damnit!
I’m not co-signing bad sex, but I’m just sayin.
I already gave my 18 MINUTES OF THUNDER disclaimer.
January 24, 2008 @ 2:28 pm
Does good head signal bad sex ?
What is your “good head to bad sex” ratio ?
Now…this is just me and Im a bit mmm… Into myself. but If I dont give out bad shit whether its head or sex… that shit is a no no. If you can give good head then its a MUST to follow up with the same in the sheets. I just rap that all into one
An most of the time if the head is bad then the sex isnt to great either. They go hand and hand…. I known chicks that dont give head often but had good puss but the head was still good also… There have been a few occasion where sex was so so and the head was good and vise versa but not many.
January 24, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
@Willy…
Word….. a woman stays open 24/7…lol.
We gotta get “set up” .
I’ve had times when me and gravedigger weren’t on the same page . He always gets up for the occasion but sometimes he’s only got a “commercial break” in him…lol.
I’d rather tell a chick strait up “not right now” but sometimes you can’t tell them that and you gotta work around it….lol
But I’m shifting Trissa’s uterus after all that playtime. I’ll be damned if you are calling for it and I refuse.
January 24, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
I’m back….
I see ya’ll have broken this down…
I think dude thought I was going to be an okey doke female and fall from him just cause he’s attentive and he knows how to please a women. He’s not looking at the fact that I see that he dont have his shit together plus the fact that he is trying to get mind control over me. The way to get mind control over me is not sweat me, but for me to sweat you…
After he left this morning he called me like 3 more times…This is getting out of hand. I’m cutting this crap off tonight. And then he tried to pull a whammy with the whole he wanted to wait to do it but come to find out you is trash in the sack.. I really aint going to be able to do it.
Maybe if he had some good dick, i might reconsider, cause we all know good dick is the key.\
CJP:
I hooked him up cause afterall he did let me sit on face for like 30 minutes. The least I could do was to send him to work happy. Plus she I like to practice….LOL!!!
January 24, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
‘Does good head signal bad sex ?
What is your “good head to bad sex” ratio ?’
Nope, it sure dont LOL. Actually, I have found that the guys that gave the best head also laid the best pipe. Sometimes it works out the other way, but I havent really had that experience. The guys who suck (no pun intended) pretty much sucked all around LOL.
January 24, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
Practice…We Talking about Practice…Cmon Now Practice…. Seriously Practice?
Trissa
I dig the whole practice thing but there is no way Im eating at the Y of a chick that doesnt come correct…. I not finna give her the tongue if she cant handle the pipe. Thats the rule.
January 24, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
I will not hold the configuration of a womans mouth against her. Some womens mouths are just not shaped right enough for good head. Mouth might be too small or her teeth might be too big or she might have a big tooth/small tongue combo…lol…
I’ve had great head amd wack puss and vice versa. Some women have nothing to do with how good their pussy is. They have great puss configuration…
right size…
right lubrication….
high on the crotch….
Just like some chicks might prefer a “6.5inch curve left” rather than a “strait 8″…or a “thick 6inch ” rather than a “slim 9″lol.
Pussy and Dick configuration is very important…lol.
Damn I am getting deep (no pun) with this shit.
I can’t believe that I just got deep with that shit… lemme stop myself before I get too graphic
January 24, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
The guys who suck (no pun intended) pretty much sucked all around LOL.
AWWWWWReady….
January 24, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
Sidenote: Is anyone else as disappointed with that Fantasia/Aretha Franklin song as I am? I mean them two together shoulda been fiyah. And there is something really disturbing about hearing Aretha Franklin singing “tryna get the ooo-wee”
January 24, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
Dawg what the hell is big tooth/small tongue combo…Im trippin
January 24, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
But I’m shifting Trissa’s uterus after all that playtime. I’ll be damned if you are calling for it and I refuse.
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I just knew dude was going to PUT IT DOWN! He just let me down…
He gives good massages, excellent 4play but he sucks in the sack. And I cant deal with that. I checked the trunk of the car, wasnt nothing it…Dude lives with his parents, that’s why he looking for a meal ticket. I aint the one!
He’s on the phone right now talking to me about some bullshit.
BTW, Ihadno I’m coming to NYC March 27-31..
January 24, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
Some womens mouths are just not shaped right enough for good head. Mouth might be too small or her teeth might be too big or she might have a big tooth/small tongue combo…lol…
IHNC- u sure u would wanna mess with someone with this description, im getting visuals that dont look right
January 24, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
I’m going to tell him that I want him to step offf. I dont want to take this any further than it is. I hate he left all them DVD’s at my house cause now he has a reason to come over.
I dont like to be sweated. I just realized that with him. I like it to be mutal.
I have to learn to DATE. I have skipped that part of my life. I get to close to dudes too fast…We went from How you doing to I do in 5 days
CJP:
You is not making me feel bad about giving up no head. I like to give head, I dont know why but I do. I like the look on ya’ll faces… I like the moans that ya’ll make.
Sorry!
January 24, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
Mouth might be too small or her teeth might be too big or she might have a big tooth/small tongue combo…lol…
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January 24, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
‘Dude lives with his parents’
Trissa!!!!!!!
‘Sidenote: Is anyone else as disappointed with that Fantasia/Aretha Franklin song as I am?’
Well maybe if negroes would post tracks up…I would know what you’re talkin about???
January 24, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
‘Sidenote: Is anyone else as disappointed with that Fantasia/Aretha Franklin song as I am?’
I heard this song but i didnt feel any kinda way. IM very sick of Fantasia …she could sing with oscar the grouch and id be rolling my eyes
January 24, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
Well maybe if negroes would post tracks up…I would know what you’re talkin about???
They been playing it for a while round here… its called “Up on Game” shit is ok but you know it could have been so much better… It was the wrong song for them two.
@Trissa
There is nothing wrong with giving head sweetie…Nothing at all..but you should know when to say when thats all.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
Whether or not I would want to sleep with them don’t matter because somebody does. big toothed people need love too…lol.
For example…
Take a look at Niecy Nash’s mouth….
Now take a look at Halle Berry’s mouth ….
You can’t tell me that they give the same type of head
I don’t have a big mouth or big teeth but I can touch the tip of my nose with my toungue easily….
Some women might have nice full lips and a small tounge….
@Triss….
Its one thing if the nigga was hard and he was 3 inches long but if he couldn’t get it up, he might have been nervous…. but he did fuck up doggystyle so the jury is still out…
and I just put an alarm on my cellphone for those dates so i can buy the proper equipment….. I got my eyes on these titanium hemets and kevlar elbow pads right now…lol.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
I like the look on ya’ll faces… I like the moans that ya’ll make.
An i dont moan while getting head… I humm the theme song to the TV Show “Dallas”
January 24, 2008 @ 3:05 pm
Willy:
I know…is all coming together now…
That’s why I gotta get out now. He got it all down..
He wants to pick me up from work so that he can come over and stay.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
‘He wants to pick me up from work so that he can come over and stay.’
Yeah, do that ‘I gotta work late’ plan…
find you a benign white dude to waste a few hours with.
We gon call this ‘Operation Stay Away’.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
For instance Triss….
I waited about a good 2 months to bone the chcik that I am “with” right now. Mind you, I didn’t fuck anybody else during that time period.
But when she decided that it was time, out of the blue, I almost froze up. I don’t even think I lasted an MTV commercial break because it just caught me off guard. A few hours later i woke up and plowed this broad like it was my last wish before dying…lol….this bitch ain’t make it to work the next morning.
So everybody deserves a second chance.
But this nigga lives with mama so that’s on you…lol
January 24, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
He wants to pick me up from work so that he can come over and stay.
Ok… First ask him if he does go home with you is he gonna go limp again.
Then tell him he really went limp at the wrong time…
Then give him the pet name limpy…..
January 24, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
An i dont moan while getting head… I humm the theme song to the TV Show “Dallas”
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Then you aint got no good head yet sweetie…
January 24, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
A few hours later i woke up and plowed this broad like it was my last wish before dying…lol….this bitch ain’t make it to work the next morning.
Ihadno…nah dude You just came fast. This nigga went limp… different thing all together… Plus you woke up doing the middle of the night an made up for it. So you made up for it. This nigga went to sleep…
January 24, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
‘I have to learn to DATE.’
Ding, ding, ding! (No Beyonce)
CJP: You know what…
Willy: Sorry, I dont have that song. My laptop is allergic to muscial bullshit.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:15 pm
Then you aint got no good head yet sweetie…
How you know…maybe the theme song to Dallas is what turns me on…
January 24, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
‘My laptop is allergic to muscial bullshit.’
On the real doe…
if folks come across new shit, upload it, link it, something.
Niggaz got homework now.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:20 pm
Ihadno…nah dude You just came fast. This nigga went limp… different thing all together… Plus you woke up doing the middle of the night an made up for it. So you made up for it. This nigga went to sleep…
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Either way, I ain’t lay it down like I was supposed to. I’ll be damned if I go limp… thats not a good look but shit happens. But niggas don’t come fast to wack pussy so I had to lay her down with that. But if she woulda walked out after that few minutes she would have never gotten her spinal cord ruptured. Even if a chciks coooch was wack the first time, I don’t have a problem giving it another shot as long as hygiene wasn’t the issue because I won’t even say hi to you hafter some shit like that.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
Ihadno
We all done had situations where we came fast… That shit happens sometimes. I think most women understand that shit. Its apart of the game….it happens. So getting another shot after that isnt that bad.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:25 pm
Not to change the subject ….
But these Muthafing Bafoons at this job better be damn glad….i brought my teddy grahams to work today. They the only thing been calming down. These stupid people i work with
January 24, 2008 @ 3:28 pm
Ihadno…nah dude You just came fast. This nigga went limp… different thing all together… Plus you woke up doing the middle of the night an made up for it. So you made up for it. This nigga went to sleep…
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Basically, then had the nerve to ask me if I wanted a cigarette. I’m like naw I dont need a cigarette, i need a blunt…
January 24, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
LuncH!
January 24, 2008 @ 3:32 pm
‘They the only thing been calming down.’
Girl, I got some fried dough in my pocket right HERE…
Just waitin for you.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:33 pm
lettin loose fast don’t bother me unless it got to be a regular thing. It honestly is a testament to a womans cooch .Sometimes a nigga ain’t ready for it… i give credit when credit is due. She has good pussy configuration…lol.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:34 pm
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Girl, I got some fried dough in my pocket right HERE…
Just waitin for you.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:35 pm
Basically, then had the nerve to ask me if I wanted a cigarette.
See… This nigga is on some other shit. Now that seems to me that the nigga thought he handled his business when he didnt… SO that tells me that this shit has happen before and some chick co-signed the shit… Once again its back on yall females…. YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF THIS SHIT….
January 24, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
‘She has good pussy configuration…lol.’
Pass the collection plate!
@jae
I’m not nasty.
I’m just lookin out for a sista.
I got you!
January 24, 2008 @ 3:40 pm
‘Girl, I got some fried dough in my pocket right HERE…’
You’z a fucken idiot
January 24, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
‘She has good pussy configuration…lol.’
I agree….
January 24, 2008 @ 3:44 pm
‘You’z a fucken idiot’
Mmmmmm come gimme kiss.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
that good pussy config excuse only goes but so far… i’ve heard too many use it when it clearly was not the case… sometimes is just poor dick endurance
its pussy- good or bad, its pussy- you know what you are working with going in… prepare yourself
January 24, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
damn it willy!! you know my ass slow- i’m all “fried dough? like darien lake? YESSSSSSSSSS”
you fuckin up my happy/bullshit memoires with all that food as porn stuff!
January 24, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
its pussy- good or bad, its pussy- you know what you are working with going in… prepare yourself
See this shit… Now I was here just talking about most women would understand that stuff like this happens some times… An then we get this.
Jaz…sometimes a fight is schedule for 10 rounds but end early… its just the way it is. I doesnt happen all the time….but on rare occasion when it does women should understand.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
cjp- i’m not saying its not going to happen at times…. BUT read the first part (ya’ll love picking and choosing statments to read lol
“that good pussy config excuse only goes but so far… i’ve heard too many use it when it clearly was not the case… sometimes is just poor dick endurance”
its an over used excuse and that needs to be addressed in man law damn it- if you short on stamina there must be a penalty for using the pussy config defense!
WOMAN LAW!
January 24, 2008 @ 3:58 pm
@Jaz
You might say pussy being pussy but you can’t tell me that a 5 inch dick is gonna do the same job that a 9 inch one will do so the same go for “dick being just dick” ???…lol
The fact that she had good pussy configuration led to my lack of dick endurance… I had to update my database to fit her configuration and now we are cooking with oil.
Not every pussy is the same just like every dick ain’t the same. Thats obvious. I fallen in some cooch and barely got 30% in sometimes. not all dick/pussy combos work…
Remind me to give yall the breakdown tommorow.
Imma have to take yall to school I see…lol.
January 24, 2008 @ 3:59 pm
‘you fuckin up my happy/bullshit memoires with all that food as porn stuff!’
See now… you, jae, and dig are the ones thinking I meant anything about sex…
ol nasty asses.
I’m a gentleman.
LUNCH!!!
January 24, 2008 @ 4:01 pm
Jaz
Its already been addressed in Man Law… If that ever happen you do what Ihadno did… Back that shit up with a pelvic crushing round two… Besides if you are only getting one nut per episode then thats a shame…
January 24, 2008 @ 4:03 pm
*sigh*
ihnc…. again, i direct you to my comments to cjp.. reading is fundamental baby
January 24, 2008 @ 4:05 pm
its an over used excuse and that needs to be addressed in man law damn it- if you short on stamina there must be a penalty for using the pussy config defense!
WOMAN LAW!
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I also gave testament to the fact that her pussy was better than I thought it would be…..
The best thing about a woman is that she can come over and over and over. If I make a chick cum in 2 minutes than I did something right.
Like blaming a limp dick on the guy. What about your pussy made his dick go limp ?
He ain’t go limp when you gave him head ?
Yall have to ask yourselves that question sometimes. If anything goes bad in the bedroom, its us that have to take the blame as if yall pussy is golden.
Thats why I gorrilla fuck bitches just so they know what it is. I am trying to put broads in body casts most of the time.
But if yo shit is just that good, I ain’t ashamed to admit it and go back to the lab and regroup to make sure you get off. And just because nigga let loose in3 minutes don’t mean he rolled o ver and went to sleep. I always make sure she gets hers off. I can’t have my name hittin the bricks like that…lol.
January 24, 2008 @ 4:07 pm
cjp- ihnc reaction is correct… BUT i’m speaking on the guys that everyother time pull the “damn you got some good pussy gurl, i wasnt ready for all that” line because they couldnt hold thier own….. making dudes suck they thumb is fun, but not prematurely lol
January 24, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
comment by jaz :
January 24, 2008 @ 4:03 pm |edit
*sigh*
ihnc…. again, i direct you to my comments to cjp.. reading is fundamental baby
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Thats the Persia that I like… attitude !!!!
But if you check the time stamps you can come to the conclusion that I posted right after you did without seeing your response…
God help your twat if I wever get you naked….
I am gonna make an example of you… drought or no drought…. imma make it rain…..
And it will be ALLL OVA YO BOOODY !!!
Fuck that bustin in the condom shit.
CHUUUUCH !!!!
January 24, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
why the hurt feelings gentlemen? if it dont apply let it fly- i wasnt saying YOU specifically- i’m saying men in general.
there are exepctions- sometimes one slips.. i’m not referring to that at all.. y’all need some woosaahh in your lives!
January 24, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
comment by jaz :
January 24, 2008 @ 4:07 pm |edit
cjp- ihnc reaction is correct… BUT i’m speaking on the guys that everyother time pull the “damn you got some good pussy gurl, i wasnt ready for all that” line because they couldnt hold thier own….. making dudes suck they thumb is fun, but not prematurely lol
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But thats really what it is… at least in my case….Its one thing if it happens all the time but sometimes you get caught out there the first time and you have to regroup. Take pride in your pussy baby….
you must not believe in it if a nigga tells you that its good and you don’t agree.
Niggas don’t come fast on wack pussy…..
January 24, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
God help your twat if I wever get you naked….
I am gonna make an example of you… drought or no drought…. imma make it rain…..
And it will be ALLL OVA YO BOOODY !!!
Fuck that bustin in the condom shit.
CHUUUUCH !!!!
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God help your dick if you walk within 10 feet of me beofre the rain comes.i’m going to end up huting someone i swear!!
January 24, 2008 @ 4:15 pm
ihnc- what the hell is your phone number - i have to surse you out right quick becuase you dont read!
January 24, 2008 @ 4:16 pm
Speakin of pussy yall, I been thinkin….
For real though…. you know how shit is different as adults than when we were younger? You know what I just realized? Aint no more bases LOL. You know back in the day there were stages …. ya kiss…. then you cop a feel…. then OMG, is his finger in my shit? And then finally, you fuck, LOL.
As adults, aint no stages. Dudes dont like that progression shit, you either fuckin or ya aint. Now I understand its all about minimizing frustration, rapes, and restraining orders, but I just found that to be an interesting thought. If a nigga dont think you going all the way, he dont want you touchin him at all LOL. You fuck around and be half ass naked on his lap and then stop if you want to
January 24, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
its pussy- good or bad, its pussy- you know what you are working with going in… prepare yourself
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THATS BULLSHT!!!!
Not all pussy feels the same
I have some good pussy, some great sex but aight pussy.And then I have some pussy that I can begin to explain. I’m catching flashbacks right now.
January 24, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
you getting cracked too banga- READ!
its pussy- good or bad, its pussy
obviosuly there are levels- BUT the general idea is all the same, just like dick…
January 24, 2008 @ 4:25 pm
My feeling are fine… Im confident in my shit besides…My pre-game warm up is the greatest.
Dig….stop smoking
January 24, 2008 @ 4:26 pm
As adults, aint no stages. Dudes dont like that progression shit, you either fuckin or ya aint. Now I understand its all about minimizing frustration, rapes, and restraining orders, but I just found that to be an interesting thought. If a nigga dont think you going all the way, he dont want you touchin him at all LOL. You fuck around and be half ass naked on his lap and then stop if you want to
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Yeah this bitch ROSE yeah I said her fking name!
Pulled that shit on me a few months ago. And I told from jump I was trying to fk! Why these bitches laugh like Im jokin when I Say that sht I’ll never fkin know. Had the nerve to call me a few weeks ago and say Why don’t you answer my calls anymore, you never call me. I CUSSED THAT BITCH OUT FOR 45MINUTES! My exact words were can I hate your mixed messages sending ass. I can’t believe that heffer actually watched the entire movie punk ass bitch!
January 24, 2008 @ 4:31 pm
banga- u mad?
January 24, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
Banga Stop dawg… you killin me.
January 24, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
to continue cuz I ment to blog about this bullshit
This worldclass birdbrain tells me she’s moving
Like Im supposed to give a snot nosed fk!
so Im like you can move where ever the fk you want, just stay outa Dorchester. Your not welcome here.
she laughs
I stop her, seriously your not welcome here
and then after I dig her a new asshole
she asks can she come over.
HELL FKIN NO, STAY DA FK AT HOME
January 24, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
Banga Stop dawg… you killin me.
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Son
I put in the work
you know Im aggrivated cuz I never talk bout my sht
but this bitch
this bitch right here
this bitch
this cosmic asshole
What part of the game is this
bitch is 25 and still on some high school sht
You Come over after 10:30 give me back rubs dressed in a fcking nightie What in the blood clotting fk. Your in my bed, we never make public appearances. You playing lemme see lemme see.
I suck on one titty, I know the panties is soaked. I know you want it. Then you hope up we can’t do this and bounce. whut in the boomerclot is dis! Whutdirudness. Im done fk dat Im so fucking done!
January 24, 2008 @ 4:41 pm
You know what though, I never realized til recently how mad a nigga be when women do that. And yeah some chicks are just funny style, but I dont think we even think about it like that most of the time. We still think there are stages, and cause this is the first time we doing anything, its acceptable to stop at some point, to save some for later LOL.
But yall like FUCK that. Dont rub on my dick and walk away
January 24, 2008 @ 4:42 pm
Whutdirudness.
January 24, 2008 @ 4:43 pm
I ain’t editing for spelling for that last post either
word up
I’m on that sht now
I hate this broad
January 24, 2008 @ 4:46 pm
and on that note, i’m out…
nite folks.
January 24, 2008 @ 4:51 pm
Banga
I know you mad…
you just called ole girl a cosmic asshole…. I would be mad too though. That shit is crazy.
January 24, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
So….
Rose is now off the checklist… Thanks Banga.
We need APBs like these to keep these kinda chicks at a distance.
January 24, 2008 @ 4:55 pm
Women in here actin like ain’t never been a pussy wit defects?
Denial!
January 24, 2008 @ 5:01 pm
CJP
I let her have it
cuz I let her know up front what time is it.
Periodically I’d say you not gonna be wifey
your cool I don’t want a girl.
I hate woman, not all woman but some of yall I swear, I fkin hate yall bitches
Im 28 at this point I should be able to be up front with it. Im seriously thinking about lying to all yall bitches just for GP
January 24, 2008 @ 5:08 pm
Women in here actin like ain’t never been a pussy wit defects?
Those the ones that cant take a pounding or has never really had one… You know the ones that that keep moving back and cant throw it back. I remember chasing a chick all the way off the bed until we were damn near upside down…
Banga
You are on it…today dawg
January 24, 2008 @ 5:10 pm
Ok yall Im out. I just found out I got a job that I was told yesterday I DIDNT get, so me being the rebellious bitch that I am, I done went and smoked a whole damn tree last night, and now I gotta go find something to purify my shit.
*SMH*
The universe just plays TOO fucken much…