I know its still early an I might be a lil mistaken…but did I see a dude in a Sombrero an a shawl singing next to a mime last night. And by the way how could singing in a lower pitch help you if you cant sing….LOL
Anyway…R.I.P. Heath Ledger.
Bruce I think Im gonna go out on a limb an say it. He IS the truest Joker.
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January 23, 2008 @ 9:56 am
I dunno?
But
@ them 2 non singing ass negros!
WOOOOOO!
That shit was funny as fuuuuck!
Ryan talkin bout ‘Is that a freestyle?’
Muahahahahahah!
And Alberto Alberto Alberto…
that was almost gayer than gay.
His mom needs to take is craft supplies away right NOW.
January 23, 2008 @ 10:04 am
Ryan talkin bout ‘Is that a freestyle?’
That was the saddest shit I ever seen.
An that Alberto dude… WTF was that. I didnt know if that nigga was coming or going. An if that was the biggest Fan i have ever seen.
Oh shit didnt that nigga do a lil shimmy before they showed him going in to sing.
January 23, 2008 @ 10:32 am
‘Oh shit didnt that nigga do a lil shimmy before they showed him going in to sing.’
He was doin ALL kinds of shit that ain’t allowed.
Nigga had feathers between his toes.
January 23, 2008 @ 10:33 am
yeah, that heath leger thing is really sad…. he was hella talented.
i have nothing valid to contribute this morning, ‘xeptin this psa- fellas: cuddling gets you far in life… just so you know.
*re-reads that*
ok, so with the crowd in here that wasnt valid either LOL.. my bad
January 23, 2008 @ 10:34 am
Charles Barkley RPG game
http://www.gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=68488.0
Barkely: Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
January 23, 2008 @ 10:35 am
‘cuddling gets you far in life… just so you know.’
I have already mastered the ‘cuddle’ game.
January 23, 2008 @ 10:40 am
the question is have you mastered the ONLY cuddling game? THATs a true sign of man-strength lol
January 23, 2008 @ 10:43 am
‘the question is have you mastered the ONLY cuddling game?’
With a hard dick in yo back till I fall asleep.
But ya’ll like that, so I’m good to go.
January 23, 2008 @ 10:43 am
the question is have you mastered the ONLY cuddling game?
I learned that one a long time ago… Cuddling helps with other things down the road. That shit is like therapy.
January 23, 2008 @ 10:49 am
With a hard dick in yo back till I fall asleep.
Man if that aint the truth….
January 23, 2008 @ 11:28 am
With a hard dick in yo back till I fall asleep.
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yeah, that is like a sleeping pill to women..
January 23, 2008 @ 11:43 am
‘yeah, that is like a sleeping pill to women..’
Ain’t no kinda future in ya frontin sister girl.
January 23, 2008 @ 11:44 am
lol @ willy…. my facetiousness is not always well recieved, i know…
January 23, 2008 @ 11:46 am
Oooooowwwweeeeeeee!
January 23, 2008 @ 11:49 am
Hey Ya’ll
I know its been a minute….
I just read this article on Pimp C. It’s his last spoken words written down on paper…
Here’s the link, check it out
http://www.divshare.com/image/3578522-b53
BTW, I have met a dude that is really trying to sweep me off my feet. I’ll come back in later and tell the details.
Have a productive day…
January 23, 2008 @ 11:50 am
U 2 Triss.
January 23, 2008 @ 11:53 am
oh shit… this jsut ruined my whole morning… my whole childhood actually, as my fond memories of my glow worm are forever ruined…..
January 23, 2008 @ 11:53 am
facetiousness
Ah shit…check out the big brain on Jaz. I see you’ve been using that dictionary calendar I sent out.
Whats up Trissa.
January 23, 2008 @ 11:55 am
I cant complain…God is good!
I’ve miss ya’ll…..
The new year looks like it might be good for me.
January 23, 2008 @ 11:57 am
The new year looks like it might be good for me.
Yeah I can say the same… Ive been white girl free since the start of 08′
January 23, 2008 @ 11:58 am
Do ya’ll believe in love at first sight?
January 23, 2008 @ 11:59 am
dictionary calender? i wasnt included in such a lovely gift…. thats a word from SAT days lol
January 23, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
I met this dude on Friday and I swear it’s like I’ve known him my whole life. In the past 5 days I feel like my whole life is about to change….
In a good way.
The dude sucked my toes last night and did not want NO ASS….
I was laying there like is this real..
I think God is playing a joke on me…
I’ll be right back. It’s break time!
January 23, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
Do ya’ll believe in love at first sight?
First you would have to believe in Love I would think. I myself hate to be cynical because its easy to be. So I would have to say….Yeah. I can happen.
BUT…Love at first sight is not enough to substain a relationship.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
Do ya’ll believe in love at first sight?
I used to….but not anymore. At least not right now
January 23, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
Puff Diddy wants to be known as “Sean John” now. He says, “I have always evolved and taken a different name each time. It’s nothing unusual where I come from. Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am.”
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ok, thats it.. nigga you get to rename yourself ONCE! its called your nickname/moniker.. people get used to that shit… you KEEP it!
i’ll even give ONE pass for evolution reasons (aka lil bow wow can be lil forever.. )
but this nigga right here, i’m done
January 23, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
Jaz
u know how i feel about puffy…..he can call his self king johosephat, he still gon be a piece of shit to me. Ill call him puffy in his face on purpose
January 23, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
Sean Combs can name himself whatever he wants… BIG called the nigga Puff and that will forever be his name. PUFF… nuff said.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:18 pm
Do ya’ll believe in love at first sight?
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I believe in “fuck at first sight” because I don’t know a damn thing about you at first sight to love you…. but that’s just me.
So I guess this is where we are at now huh ??? Sucking toes and cuddling without penetration…. smgdh…..These niggas are really fucking it up for us….
Man Council has to investigate this shit. This propaganda will lead women to believe that this sort of behavior is acceptable .
But I can’t even lie…. I cuddled with a chick way back in Sept and I ain’t been in another cooch since so maybe there is something behind it….
January 23, 2008 @ 12:21 pm
I believe in “fuck at first sight” because I don’t know a damn thing about you at first sight to love you…. but that’s just me.
I agree with this IHNC, Lust is a powerful drug and it can have u thinking u luv someone at first cause everything new and seeming right but im sorry i just dont know nothing about u to be talking about i luv ya! But that word means a Hella lot to me and i find that people nowadays take it out context
January 23, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
Man Council has to investigate this shit. This propaganda will lead women to believe that this sort of behavior is acceptable .
It is… ONLY with required personnel. Chick has to be one of a very few that make it to that stage. Those are the ones that know the Middle name as well as how to spell it.
I never heard of a dude sucking toes an not fucking… Thats a sex move for sure. But to not do it will only increase his chances of getting the A game when it goes down.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
@Cec…
Word….. anybody that truly knows what love is should know you can’t get it at first sight. I can understand getting a connection after a first date but what happens when you love a person from across the street and when he opens his mouth, the hair on your eyebrows singe because this niggas breath smells like doo doo sauteed in hot garbage sauce….lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
But I can’t even lie…. I cuddled with a chick way back in Sept and I ain’t been in another cooch since so maybe there is something behind it….
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I not saying that I’m in love, but he really got me trippin. Its like everything the ex didnt do this dude WANTS to do. And it aint lust either cause I know what lust is. Its crazy cause I feel more connected to this dude in five days then I have with my ex and were together for almost 3 freaking years.
I think its a mixture of the fact that I’m emotionally attracted to dude and he aint that bad on the eyes. Plus he gives me a lot of attention. I’m not used to someone stroking my face and rubbing and sucking on my toes. Do you know this fool pulled me on top of his face and gave me some head for like 20 minutes and told me lay down and go to sleep cause that’s what I deserve. I was laying there like a kid in a candy store….
January 23, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
Word….. anybody that truly knows what love is should know you can’t get it at first sight. I can understand getting a connection after a first date but what happens when you love a person from across the street and when he opens his mouth, the hair on your eyebrows singe because this niggas breath smells like doo doo sauteed in hot garbage sauce….lol.
Exactly! And i used to believe in it but now that ive gotten older i realize it wasnt love at all, it was lust and the 2 feel the same. Again yes u can connect with someone and click and be like oh shit but i highly doubt yall in love. But again everybody is different but i dont buy it. And if a dude told me he felt like he luvs me from the start….after 5 mins of us drinking coffee at Starbucks …i think id be running for the hills
January 23, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
I would rather a woman not even go as far as cuddling if its not gonna end in penetration. I have no problem with taking you out and not fucking on the first date… its prolly gonna make me like you more anyway but don’t be rubbing on my balls all night and when we get back to the crib all of suddenly its huggy bear time…
But I can understand “cuddling” if you watching a movie or something at the crib and yall just fall asleep in each others arms… that shit is cute….lol
But PREMEDITATED CUDDLING or CONSPIRACY TO CUDDLE should be against the Man Law commandments….
Aw… shit…..
Is this when we brainstorm on the 10 Man Law Commandments ???….lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:35 pm
Plus his car got towed which means he coming out of like $160.00. he sent me a text this morning after he got everything settled and said I’m picking you after work cause we going out to dinner.
Getting my ex to go out to dinner was like pulling teeth and getting some head..PLEASE…he would have to be drunk as hell and then he didnt know what the hell he was doing…
I think me and dude may be moving too fast though…
I’m scared!
January 23, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
But PREMEDITATED CUDDLING or CONSPIRACY TO CUDDLE should be against the Man Law commandments….
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It was all premeditated cause we talked about how we wasnt going to have sex on the first date. I wasnt expecting no head or toes sucking, but I’ll damn sure take it…
January 23, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
Do you know this fool pulled me on top of his face and gave me some head for like 20 minutes and told me lay down and go to sleep cause that’s what I deserve. I was laying there like a kid in a candy store….
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Oh yeah….
.
Thats called the “eat and leave”…lol.
Once you do that… a broad will clean your house and pay for the next three dates……
So after you plow her down, you might get the keys to the crib… only for the nigga to take your car to the next bitcheshouse while you are at work…lol.
Same movie, same script… different victim….
COME ON LADIES….
Don’t set yourself up for the
January 23, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
Same movie, same script… different victim….
COME ON LADIES….
Don’t set yourself up for the
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Good one….
Now come on you know me way better than that. He is trying a little hard though. He’s knows that I’m watching his butt like a hawk. I listen to everything that comes out of his mouth and everything he does….
January 23, 2008 @ 12:42 pm
But that word means a Hella lot to me and i find that people nowadays take it out context
Yeah and folks dont know what all comes with that. I was at home last week and I was watching Tyra Banks show (Dont ask me why) and she was talking about helping women thru breakups. and She said something that I just couldnt agree with. She said Love is not supposed to hurt….Well thats not true to me Love has it all Joy, Pain Happiness and all that other shit. An thats what its all about. you cant have one without the other. Love isnt some dude riding up on a white horse its far deeper than that.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
Oh yeah….
Thats called the “eat and leave”…lol.
Once you do that… a broad will clean your house and pay for the next three dates……
I believe thats # 422… Its in the Handbook.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
‘that shit is cute….lol’
This nigga right HERE…
Oh no you didn’t?
‘But PREMEDITATED CUDDLING or CONSPIRACY TO CUDDLE should be against the Man Law commandments…’
I can’t say what I want to say, but let me just say…
there is a conspiracy to the conspiracy.
‘Is this when we brainstorm on the 10 Man Law Commandments ???’
January 23, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
It was all premeditated cause we talked about how we wasnt going to have sex on the first date. I wasnt expecting no head or toes sucking, but I’ll damn sure take it…
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Oh…this might be that new nigga that God was telling me he was coming out with in 2008…lol… model # 6969….
You know what happens when you buy the first shipment of a new product right ???
Better get a warranty on that….lol.
You talk about your ex but I bet your ex was a “walk in the park” for the first few months and then when his real personality sets in thats when the ” you don’t treat me like you used to” starts coming out. I don’t do anything in the first 3 or 4 months that I can’t keep up for the next 3 or 4 years… MAN FUCKING LAW…lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
Love isnt supposed to hurt in the essence that the person you love shouldnt be doing things to hurt you and call it love. Cheating on you, beating ur ass, etc is not Love at all.
However Love is supposed to grow. And the longer you are with someone i bellieve it goes thru changes to bring people closer together. But no love aint suppose to hurt to the point were someone is all fucked up at the end of the day
January 23, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
‘only for the nigga to take your car to the next bitcheshouse while you are at work…lol.’
WOOT! (not me, but I’m sayin
)
‘She said Love is not supposed to hurt…’
Tyra, and my ex, can go to hell.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
‘However Love is supposed to grow.’
January 23, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
You talk about your ex but I bet your ex was a “walk in the park” for the first few months and then when his real personality sets in thats when the ” you don’t treat me like you used to” starts coming out. I don’t do anything in the first 3 or 4 months that I can’t keep up for the next 3 or 4 years… MAN FUCKING LAW…lol.
I agree wit this 2. Very good IHNC! The first id say 3-6 mths of anything new everybody on they best behavior. I call this the Honeymoon Phase. i swear after 3-6 mths…u find urself saying nigga hold up wait a minute, or but when we first met u said, etc. I luv this part of a relationship cause its all fun.But after 3-6 mths here come the real u and him. Now u tryna beat his ass cause he got his rusty ass feet propped up on your coffee table like what.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Love isnt supposed to hurt in the essence that the person you love shouldnt be doing things to hurt you and call it love. Cheating on you, beating ur ass, etc is not Love at all.
Naw cec…not that. I mean like how can u really understand the Joy that your relationship brings if you havent experience pain. It like appreciating what you have now and respecting it because you didnt have it before… Thats what I mean.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
You talk about your ex but I bet your ex was a “walk in the park” for the first few months and then when his real personality sets in thats when the ” you don’t treat me like you used to” starts coming out
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Hell no…In like the 3 weeks we had issues. We never had a honeymoon period. I think I was only with him cause I didnt have nobody else up here that I could trust. Real talk.
He was sent to me to show me the way in Chicago. God puts people in your life for seasons and reason.
I was never physically attracted to my ex and sexually it was ALWAYS something missing. He didnt understand how to make love. He didnt ever take the time to explore my ENTIRE body. Once he got to the breast, He was good.
he had some decent dick though. But it was that kinky shit I like. It wasnt come here and sit on my face….That I like the way you taste shit…
January 23, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Good one….
Now come on you know me way better than that. He is trying a little hard though. He’s knows that I’m watching his butt like a hawk. I listen to everything that comes out of his mouth and everything he does….
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Everything like what ?? ….. You’ve known the nigga for 5 days….lol.
See this is what I mean about taking out another mans garbage ( yall are not garbage but it fits the context so just chill). A nigga will wine and dine you, eat you like the last mango on earth and when he does you wrong, the next nigga gotta take out that trash.
You wanna know what love is ????
Have your man brush his teeth in the morning while you squat on the toilet.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
Naw cec…not that. I mean like how can u really understand the Joy that your relationship brings if you havent experience pain. It like appreciating what you have now and respecting it because you didnt have it before… Thats what I mean.
CJP- Ur missing what im saying. Relationships are naturally, as long as you got 2 people, going to grow and go thru changes and yes that Initial Love that they have should see them thru it, yes its going to hurt, be frustrating, discouraging…whatever. BUT when there is someone doing things that are disrespectful to the person they supposedly love…thats not LOVE. Beating my ass, cheating on me, or doing anything else disrespectful to what we got is not love.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
“walk in the park” for the first few months and then when his real personality sets in thats when the ” you don’t treat me like you used to” starts coming out.
I heard this on a Cam’ron CD… I think it was KaySlay but the dumb nigga said. When you meet a woman for the first time …Just Slap her. When asked why?…. Dude said so later down the road you wont hear ” YOu dont treat me like you use too” …
I guess that goes with me transitional phase right now…. I know by not keeping with the status quo it cause women to ask those things so Im learning not to bring the thunder like that instead just go with a steady light rumble and all should be fine.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:57 pm
Beating my ass, cheating on me, or doing anything else disrespectful to what we got is not love.
Cec I understand…I think we are going to same place just in differnt direction. I feel what you saying and No doing all of that bullshit you named is NOT love.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Everything like what ?? ….. You’ve known the nigga for 5 days….lol.
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The fact that he’s been married before is a red flag for me. The fact that he has a 4 year old little girl is a red flag for me. There are things that I just listen to see if it adds up in the next conversation we have. To see if his lies are consistent. To see if he really likes me or when he saw me he saw some type of weakness. Hell yeah I’m scared. I’ve never been swept off my feet before. It feels good, but at the same time i’m scared.
Plus dude was in the military for 8 years. Another red flag.
January 23, 2008 @ 12:59 pm
You wanna know what love is ????
Have your man brush his teeth in the morning while you squat on the toilet.
Stinky….but thats LOVE.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
Plus dude was in the military for 8 years. Another red flag.
Hold up…why is that a red flag.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
@ CJP
Maybe we are LOL
January 23, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
@Triss…
Than that nigga never deserved that boyfriend label. He shoulda been a side nigga from the beginning
January 23, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
Hold up…why is that a red flag.
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I dont know..
He’s just seen a lot more than I have. He’s fought in Iraq, lived in Germany, he even speaks German.
Shit my country ass can barely get English right.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
I dont know..
He’s just seen a lot more than I have. He’s fought in Iraq, lived in Germany, he even speaks German.
Shit my country ass can barely get English right.
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Trissa…Man dude just have experience different shit from you thats all.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
Ihadno:
I realize that now…
We were just not meant to be with each other. We fought from the start. But I NEEDED him. And that’s what he knew. He used to tell me that the only reason he was with me was because I needed him. He didnt want to see anything bad happen to me.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
I heard this on a Cam’ron CD… I think it was KaySlay but the dumb nigga said. When you meet a woman for the first time …Just Slap her. When asked why?…. Dude said so later down the road you wont hear ” YOu dont treat me like you use too” …
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Oh yes… that’s off Camrons SDE album…. before he went “goo goo gahh gahh itty bitty” on niggas…lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
Shit nigga…
I don’t know about ya’ll?
But I get the ‘puters ‘putin.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
CJP:
I know, I’m really scared. He talks a real good talk. I mean he be saying shit like when I first saw you I saw something in you. I’m like when I first saw him I was like Damn, he a cutie…
It wasnt until he approached me that everything changed. I felt some type of weird connection with him. Instantly.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
It wasnt until he approached me that everything changed. I felt some type of weird connection with him. Instantly.
that might have been just your clit throbbing…(J/K) but feeling a connection is cool just dont let you mind run with it. He’s a guy just like all of us. We have our faults none of us are different we may do things differently…but its still a male.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
But I get the ‘puters ‘putin.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:24 pm
: cuddling gets you far in life… just so you know.
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WTF Im late as hell but can’t let this slide!
@JAZ
CUDDLING IS SOMETHING RESERVED FOR WIFEY ONLY. OR A SHORTY YOUR TRYING TO WIFE UP.
Otherwise you gonna turn a jumpoff into a stalker or a fatal attraction.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
At one point.. a nigga couldn’t tell me shit about Camron… he was top 5 to me… and once they signed with Rockafella… the nigga just fell off.
I can still deal with him but he ain’t even close to what he used to be.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
We have our faults none of us are different we may do things differently…but its still a male.
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I know! Heis doing his damnest to prove to me that he’s different. All I told him was that I dont want to waste my time. If you are different then it’ll come out. But if you wasting my time I’m going to fuck you up. I meant that. My life has been going pretty steady. I mean yeah I was always angry and always horny, and always mad, but at least my heart wasnt broken.
This dude got me smiling and getting enrollments. He got me smiling which his spilling over through the phone which is getting me enrollments. Up until this week I had NO enrollnment for the month. I’m already at 3 for the week. I only need 2 more to hit what I need.
The point is that I was good not having my heart broke. I may not have been very positive, but I wasnt worried about no dude.
I’m scared!
January 23, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
ok yall i will ttyl …gotta run
January 23, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
@banga…
Yeah.. chicks think they can pull that “cuddle card” out on anybody…lol. You can’t treat a jumpoff like a wifey and vice versa. Just so the ladies know, there is nothing wrong with being a jumpoff as long as you are looking at dude like a jumpoff also. The same way a “jumpoff” can’t squirt all over your headboard, a jumpoff can’t expect me to end a night cuddling…..
January 23, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
I’m scared!
yeah its a scary situation…but thats why you have to take it slow and not think past today…I think thats where a lot of people mess up…they meet someone and go from hello to 5 yrs from now in 60 seconds. One day at a time…
@Ihadno
Cam is still cool to me dude just crazy as hell thinking some of the shit he was doing was gonna work. But I still dig him
January 23, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
The same way a “jumpoff” can’t squirt all over your headboard, a jumpoff can’t expect me to end a night cuddling…..
AWWWready…
January 23, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
The point is that I was good not having my heart broke. I may not have been very positive, but I wasnt worried about no dude.
I’m scared!
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Yeah… now that he has already gave you the rise… whats gonna happen if you realize that his head game is way better than his penis game….
Or if he has one nut…..lol…..
He could be 3 inches long for all you know……
I ain’t trying to shit on you or bring you down but you might save yourself some trouble if you just sit back and relax instead of getting giddy about the past week because every nigga on this blog has gamed a chick into getting some twang. Yall get so lovestruck and emotional that it makes it so easy for guys to play yall…. and yall get mad at us for taking advatage of the situation ….
Shiiii…. I’m a capitalist…
January 23, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
@JAZ
CUDDLING IS SOMETHING RESERVED FOR WIFEY ONLY. OR A SHORTY YOUR TRYING TO WIFE UP.
Otherwise you gonna turn a jumpoff into a stalker or a fatal attraction.
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i was in no way shape or form suggesting you cuddle with the jumpoff….
good morning to you too fucker!
January 23, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
they meet someone and go from hello to 5 yrs from now in 60 seconds. One day at a time…
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And that’s real.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
good morning to you too fucker!
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Now thats the PERSIA I know…..
I just got halfway hard….lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
Yall get so lovestruck and emotional that it makes it so easy for guys to play yall…. and yall get mad at us for taking advatage of the situation ….
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Thanks. I’m really not trying to let my guards down. He is trying to yank them joints down.
Just pray for me….
January 23, 2008 @ 1:53 pm
Now thats the PERSIA I know…..
, so i gotta fall back into what i know… abusing sohh-ites for my own personal enjoyment….
I just got halfway hard….lol.
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lol well the cuddle muffin fuckin up already today (how did i know…
January 23, 2008 @ 1:55 pm
‘lol well the cuddle muffin fuckin up already today’
Damn…
January 23, 2008 @ 1:59 pm
and I can’t believe it took me this long but:
**K-Ci voice**
I was sittin at home
thinkin 2 myself
I started thinkin bout youuuuuuuuu
How much I do love youuuuuuuuu
I realeeeeeeee dooooooooo….
Lemme stop myself.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
rule #2…. if you gonna do some sweet shit, dont fall ass backwards into dumbass mode to make up for it.. we peep game sometimes fellas… that shit will backfire on you
January 23, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
lol well the cuddle muffin fuckin up already today (how did i know…, so i gotta fall back into what i know… abusing sohh-ites for my own personal enjoyment….
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He prolly wasn’t as happy as you thnik when you had him cuddle…lol.
I know I would be a hormonal wreck if I came in the door expecting sex and all I got was a cuddle.
I can understand wanting a nigga to stay until the morning and cuddle after the deed is done because I actually don’t mind that….but for cuddling to be the main course on the menu for that night…..
i don’t know about that one…..
January 23, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
comment by jaz :
January 23, 2008 @ 2:00 pm |edit
rule #2…. if you gonna do some sweet shit, dont fall ass backwards into dumbass mode to make up for it.. we peep game sometimes fellas… that shit will backfire on you
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Stop talking in tongues…..
give us the scoop son…..
January 23, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
He prolly wasn’t as happy as you thnik when you had him cuddle…lol.
I know I would be a hormonal wreck if I came in the door expecting sex and all I got was a cuddle.
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NOT my idea/suggestion to cuddle… matter of fact, i said it was a bad idea…
what part of the game is this shit?
January 23, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
I know I would be a hormonal wreck if I came in the door expecting sex and all I got was a cuddle.
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They advantages of not having a wifey
is you don’t hear,
Why do we always have to do it, why can’t you just hold me…..And right there you now know who has to power in the relationship. Cuz your ass is gonna hold her hopin later on she forgets or gives in.
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January 23, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
NOT my idea/suggestion to cuddle…
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What in the Metrosexual fuck is wrong with him
January 23, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
‘What in the Metrosexual fuck is wrong with him’
He was simply tryin to run game.
Transparent as fuck, but as a man I can’t knock his attempted hustle.
Get in where you fit in.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
NOT my idea/suggestion to cuddle… matter of fact, i said it was a bad idea…
what part of the game is this shit?
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Oh I see…. lol.
I’ve been there….
He prolly thought that if he ran his penis up and down your back long enough, you would give in. He underestimated your will power to the penis because some women, no matter how hard they try, just can’t say no once its there and ready for action….lol.
I would rather a chcik just tell me strait up…. ” I don’t want dick tonight… eat my pussy right”…… a la LIL KIM…lol.
It just kills me when yall think that niggas are different. The moment we see you, we are trying to fuck. We might take yall out and really like you enough that it doesn’t matter but everytime yall are around us, we want to fuck. Throw that pussy up in the air and every nigga in sight will be diving for it like its loose change…lol.
I tells yall all the time that yall got the power of the lord almighty between them legs and yall take that shit for granted..
January 23, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
What in the Metrosexual fuck is wrong with him
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only dudes with the ‘my man’ title get spontaneous sex regardless of work schedule treatment- YOU just gonna have to hold it.
dont ask for shit you cant handle
January 23, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
I can understand wanting a nigga to stay until the morning and cuddle after the deed is done because I actually don’t mind that….but for cuddling to be the main course on the menu for that night…..
i don’t know about that one…..
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Shit I was the one who wanted to do it. After he sucked my toes and let me sit on his face, i was horny as hell. I even tried returning the favor with some head. Dude was like No, go to sleep. I just want to cuddle. He said he didnt want to rush things and that we have all the time in the world to have sex.
I just started laughing cause I felt like some one was finna walk into the room and say
“Girl Wake Up. It’s time to work.” I even told him to pinch me. Cause this aint real.
Then he kissed me on my forhead.
*Dead*
January 23, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
I tells yall all the time that yall got the power of the lord almighty between them legs and yall take that shit for granted..
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ok, so you missed the part where i said it was a bad idea and he didnt try shit- he DID just cuddle… now actin salty because i didnt initate anything..
January 23, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
only dudes with the ‘my man’ title get spontaneous sex regardless of work schedule treatment- YOU just gonna have to hold it.
dont ask for shit you cant handle
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You and fkin on weekdays what kinda sht is dat!
Im playing but at 3am most men have a hard on anyway. You know what ADIDAS stands for.
You missing out on some got dck of your shtting it down at 3am. You betta learn how to power nap.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:30 pm
I even started rubbing his penis so he can be like Aight come on…
He just let me do it. Now yes it was hard, but he didnt make a move. When we was kissing and he was laying on top of me I felt like I was in 3rd grade. Cause he had on his boxers and I had on panties. It was like he was pushing it in, but it wasnt going in. That was some foreplay for your ass. I wanted to pull my panties to the side so freaking bad.
Jesus Please Take the Wheel.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
Shit I was the one who wanted to do it. After he sucked my toes and let me sit on his face, i was horny as hell. I even tried returning the favor with some head. Dude was like No, go to sleep. I just want to cuddle. He said he didnt want to rush things and that we have all the time in the world to have sex.
I just started laughing cause I felt like some one was finna walk into the room and say
“Girl Wake Up. It’s time to work.” I even told him to pinch me. Cause this aint real.
Then he kissed me on my forhead.
*Dead*
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What church did you say he preaches at again?!
January 23, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
ok, so you missed the part where i said it was a bad idea and he didnt try shit- he DID just cuddle… now actin salty because i didnt initate anything..
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Oh so he really did just cuddle ??
lol….
I thought he cuddled for a lil bit and then went for gold,
Damn……
So that why he had you high….. he really cuddled..lol.
This nigga need to get charges brought up.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
You missing out on some got dck of your shtting it down at 3am. You betta learn how to power nap.
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Chucch!
That’s when I like it. Please wake me up at 3am. Aint nothing like in the middle of the night sex.
That’s that shit!
January 23, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
Jesus Please Take the Wheel.
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Why do people ask christ to help with their doing something thats one of the ten commandments.
Just before a man cums to fast, does god ever answer…. Im jus sayin
January 23, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
only dudes with the ‘my man’ title get spontaneous sex regardless of work schedule treatment- YOU just gonna have to hold it.
dont ask for shit you cant handle
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And if there is any reason on this planet to be late for work or tired… its sex..
Niggas are doing life in jail over sex…. you can be a few minutes late or get a red bull on the way.
Stop rationing the cooch jaz…..
January 23, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
@Trissa
READ
just a random throught
you think its cuz he’s hiding something
like an STD?
January 23, 2008 @ 2:40 pm
‘This nigga need to get charges brought up.’
Turnin down head…
that’s 2 offenses.
I’m drawing up the warrant RIGHT now.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Banga…
Do say that. Hell I looked at the penis. It looked fine. No outbreaks… LOL!!!
I had some condoms…
I dont know!
January 23, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
What church did you say he preaches at again?!
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There must be a new breed of nigga running around these parts or these niggas got some Al Queda strategy to get the cooch . Maybe the conventional way sweren’t working for them but something just ain’t right with the two dudes in question. Now we gotta watch for imposters.
I wonder do white women go thru this same shit…lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:43 pm
Just before a man cums to fast, does god ever answer…. Im jus sayin
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LOL!!!!!
I dont know. But it did feel good to be held and EVERY part of your body being licked and sucked on.
I felt WANTED for a change!
January 23, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
ihadno:
Just cause ya’ll some horny bastards.
What if he rally likes me and wants to save something for later…
Can that be a possibilty.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:45 pm
Now tonight he is suppose to come through and we suppose to do dinner.
If he says no tonight, then I know something is wrong… Cause nigga you aint finna be laying up in MY bed and not give up the dick…
January 23, 2008 @ 2:46 pm
‘What if he rally likes me and wants to save something for later…’
When we bring him in for
re-educationquestioning, we’ll find out.January 23, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
@Trissa
You should Ask
cuz I would and would have fked the living dog sht out of you!
Seriously though all kidding aside
Ask cuz that’s not normal unless he’s the christian type. Or some unique individual or has some serious game and is trying to mind fk you cuz he feels he’s already got it on lock.
Im breaking alot of G codes. But don’t get burned he might be hiding something you need to be aware of. From and Std to another chick who checks his balls to see if the tank is empty of full.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
just a random throught
you think its cuz he’s hiding something
like an STD
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I ain’t wanna say it but thats the first thing that came to me. He might be waiting an extra week or 2 to make sure the infection is gone…
I dont know…..
Even if I think you are “unfuckable”… you ain’t gonna be touching on my penis without a bllastoff somehow someway. I’ll take a happy ending from your ugly ass…lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
LOL!!!!!
I dont know. But it did feel good to be held and EVERY part of your body being licked and sucked on.
I felt WANTED for a change!
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He got your nose so wide open they gonna have to install a toll booth in it.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
cum is not stored in the balls.
So the next broad that attempts to check your tank in that manner fell asleep during health class, and you need to leaver her alone.
And that is your fun factoid for the day.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
ihadno:
Just cause ya’ll some horny bastards.
What if he rally likes me and wants to save something for later…
Can that be a possibilty.
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It could be….
but the second coming of christ is a possibility also and I don’t see you running to church to repent…lol.
January 23, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
Just cause ya’ll some horny bastards.
What if he rally likes me and wants to save something for later…
Can that be a possibilty.
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Then why even take it to that point where you in bed like that. That’s like a chick that kisses all around the dk and won’t put it in her mouth!
January 23, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
cum is not stored in the balls.
So the next broad that attempts to check your tank in that manner fell asleep during health class, and you need to leaver her alone.
And that is you fun factoid for the day.
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this nigga willy…
January 23, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
And who saves pussy “for later”.
If anything, imma want to see if your pussy adds up to the dinner check…
January 23, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
‘If anything, imma want to see if your pussy adds up to the dinner check…’
Pass the collection plate!
January 23, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
I ain’t wanna say it but thats the first thing that came to me. He might be waiting an extra week or 2 to make sure the infection is gone…
I dont know…..
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I will address this tonight.
To be honest in a way I’m glad we didnt cause now we have something to look foward to. But if he fucks the way he eat twat, its gonna be a long road ahead. He lifted me up with hands was just going to town. I was like DAYUM>>>>>
Then we was laying there talking this nigga goes
“Oh by the way, you taste so good. Why you think I was doing it for so long.” He ask me why did I get up from his face. I’m like cause I aint trying to let you turn me out. He was like too late…
And ya’ll let’s not get started on how it felt when he put the first toe in his mouth. I was about to die.
January 23, 2008 @ 3:09 pm
so banga let me get this right…. you call me over to ‘cuddle’ dont try shit, thinking i will and you can keep your ‘good guy’ crown… but i dont becuase i’m not with the game, but you get salty because i’m not rolling over at 3am to jump you becuase i ‘cant take it anymore’?!?!?
nah dude, nah…
January 23, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
“Oh by the way, you taste so good. Why you think I was doing it for so long.”
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January 23, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
@jaz
thats not a stunt I’d pull
like I said awhile back
I have a female friend whose so afraid IMA try to fk her that she curls up into a ball at the base of my bed when she stops by to chill.
Point Is I let you know up front
I ain’t sht and before you come over I tell chicks Ima Man its in my nature to at least try.
All Im saying is you shouldn’t be opposed to a 3am twat smash!
To take it one step further, yall know men better than we admit to ourselves. You knew when you went over he was full of sht. This is no different then the, jus lemme stick the head in and a hour later you got a sweated out perm and man juice in your belly button! Sometimes you gotta protect us from ourselves. I know a few chicks that I know if I can get them to come over…. Im smashing. Don’t matter what time they know whats up when they get to my crib whats up.
January 23, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
@Banga…
knowing is half the battle and most of the time, they know better. But they want to blame us for being men when they should be scolding themselves for falling for the same okey doke.
January 23, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
Side note
I’d cuddle wit number 25 anytime
just throwing that out there.
I’d break every man law in the book for that chick
outside of sticking my tongue in her asshole, but everything is pure game!
January 23, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
outside of sticking my tongue in her asshole, but everything is pure game!
Oh ummmm…. Yeah… yeah lets keep moving.
January 23, 2008 @ 3:49 pm
CJP
sorry kid but Once a day I will professing my inflatuation with Ms 25
get used to it.
at least I didn’t write another letter
January 23, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
Nah Banga… Im cool with her. Shit I would lick the ass… that what I was talking about.
January 23, 2008 @ 4:09 pm
banga-
this is the shit.. homie KNEW i was in drought season…. homie KNEW i wasnt about cuddling… homie wanted ME to initiate, which i wasnt going to do because she should have called a spade a spade… then homie got mad when i didnt jump on it…
January 23, 2008 @ 4:27 pm
@JAZ
your on sabbatical again….
damn your shut your sht down for the season worse than Marcus Camby
January 23, 2008 @ 4:32 pm
Drought season ???
Its one thing if there isn’t any water available but I’ll be damned if I just refuse to drink from the well….
That ain’t no drought…. thats suicide …
January 23, 2008 @ 4:36 pm
They need to create a bar code and a scanner for woman like yall. A text you can get aim at a chick to see if their entertaining any new penis!
January 23, 2008 @ 4:40 pm
I don’t know how anybody can just shut that down.
January 23, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
Drought season ???
Its one thing if there isn’t any water available but I’ll be damned if I just refuse to drink from the well….
That ain’t no drought…. thats suicide …
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option 3: water everywhere- and its all polluted and full of garbage… you still gonna be in drought season lol
January 23, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
option 3: water everywhere- and its all polluted and full of garbage… you still gonna be in drought season lol
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I hear that…..