Alright… its been a while since Ive written a blog on here but crazy shit sometimes compel me to just speak my mind… SO check this out and see if you can understand this shit. Alright…This chick that Ive been “facilitating” ask me some questions about her relationship with this dude she’s been seeing… now, from what she tells me dude is cool but is a bit on the close side…From what she says, dude always want to be under her…which rubs her the wrong way (I don’t understand it myself) and she also says that he is a bit jealous too…(but in a way aren’t we all). An she also tells me that she’s not all that into dude so she don’t see herself really getting to deep with him….NOW here’s the kicker. BUT, after leaving him alone and talking to her girls she thinks that she should give the nigga a shot… Cool right? SO when I asked her what changed her mind, she said because the dude has a home and an ok Job and No Kids…and she knows the MONEY would stay within the house hold and they could have things in the future. An when asked about the emotional side of it (That’s right LOVE) she says that in time she could learn to love him after being married for a while…WTF. Now maybe Im thinking from a guys perspective but what kinda shit is this. Now I know security is a muthafukka but is that worth waking up one day and looking next to a person that you don’t even want to be with. Now there also this other dude but she doesn’t want to talk to him because he is paying child support for a child that she says is not his. But she likes this guy but she thinks that there cant be any money leaving the house. So she has cut the nigga to the quick
Once and for all I know its needed but is Money that important?
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January 18, 2008 @ 11:07 am
Damn Broads.
January 18, 2008 @ 11:18 am
For some women (and men) it is. Money can represent security, and for some it represents class- doesn’t make it true, but that’s how they see it.
As the expression goes, “Marrying a rich man is like marrying a pretty girl. You may not marry a girl just because she’s pretty….but my goodness, doesn’t it help?”
January 18, 2008 @ 11:20 am
Bruce
Dawg its just got me a bit puzzled… I mean I get the shit but I dont understand.
January 18, 2008 @ 11:29 am
jaeda
I understand the whole “Rich Man” but its not dude is PAID he is OK (at least from what I got) but I just wouldnt marry or get with a pretty woman cause she’s pretty. Cause she could be pretty Dumb, pretty ignorant and pretty fucked up too. An we all know them stories of women that marry dudes based on his income. That shit doenst end well. An alot of women know this yet they still do it.
January 18, 2008 @ 11:44 am
There are some stories that don’t end well…but then again, there are plenty of arranged marriages that are based on the same reason that do wind up as love-matches…it really depends on the people.
Now, she says that’s the ONLY reason she’s with dude, as in she doesn’t even enjoy his company, she might be fucked, but people have married for money for ages; some were happy, some weren’t. Shit, people marry for love and it’s the same deal.
January 18, 2008 @ 11:58 am
Damn Broads.
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ihate it when people do that- she is just as unrealistic as the man that says he wants a virginal woman with porn star skills built in, that can cook, no kids, fat ass, dd’s, no baggage, good credit, no back talk, no pms, submissive, 10 in the face,etc….. you may get some of it, but thinking it all exisits in one person is unrealistic…
bottom line, we are all flawed in some way (some mroe/less than others) and we all have exprectations that are unrealistic in some cases.
that being said… she is trippin…divorce or an affair in 5-10 years, maybe less
January 18, 2008 @ 12:06 pm
Exactly Jaz
The shit wont matter when you are older an are sitting up next to someone you never “Really” Loved or Liked for that matter. You could have all the nice shit you want then what next after that… i’ll tell you, nothing.
But the no back talk thing does sound good…
But even then I would still want her to have an opinion and to check me if Im wrong. So oh well.
January 18, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
But let’s be realistic- we all have our “dealbreakers.” How many of men are going to marry an ugly chick? How many would even consider her date material in the first place, much less date and then ask her to marry you?
For her, the dealbreaker is money. I’m not hating- if she feels it will make her happy in the long-term (and there are some women and men for whom that is enough), then I say she should do what she needs to do.
January 18, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
I totally get it… there are women like that and there are dudes like that…
They are called users…
Abitch can’t come up on her own so she gotta find somebody to come up on.
So you just have to use the fuck slut for what she is worth because if she don’t use you, she will use the next nigga and the MAN COUNCIL states that you gotta nip that bitch in the bud before she causes the downfall of the next man….
and then pass her to your homeboy…..
January 18, 2008 @ 12:37 pm
How many of men are going to marry an ugly chick?
beauty is in the eye of the beholder… Looks are OK a yes they tend to run most of the attraction at first but once you get passed that…What next.
I look at the whole look thing very differently…Cause homie I was UGLY with No Alibi (I got the Pics to Prove it) I had to get women in so they could get to know me first. I was the dude that HAD to take one for the team not because I wanted to but because I had too in most cases. So looks aint all that to me. You just gotta be descent and Love the package you are In and Im down.
AN what if dude loses his job or gets hurt to where he cant work… and the money doesnt flow the way its supposed to. Chick will be in the wind as soon as the bills hit. To me its just a set up for disaster.
January 18, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
virginal woman with porn star skills built in
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I see nothing wrong with male syndrome
but on topic
Alot of women feel this way
Your situation will make alot of woman try to tie you down. Or not be so fast to kick your azz to the curb. You knew this in High School when you got your first car.
Men are similar, how many pretty bird brains do we keep around that can’t cook, clean or operate a microwave!
January 18, 2008 @ 12:44 pm
comment by jaedalaurez :
January 18, 2008 @ 12:20 pm |edit
But let’s be realistic- we all have our “dealbreakers.” How many of men are going to marry an ugly chick? How many would even consider her date material in the first place, much less date and then ask her to marry you?
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Deal breaker or not, you shouldn’t go that far with somebody and not be honest. Thats why niggas like me take a shit on marriage. People wanna preach that its so great but shit like this happens all the time. Its funny because I was at lunch the other day with a couple of co-workers and we start talking about marriage. Out of 8 or 9 people sitting at the table, only 2 of us have never been married. 5 of them have been divorced already ( and all these people are around 30 give or take) and the main chcik that was promoting the shit is currently married but was previously divorced. I think marriage is a wash for one simple reason and that is because the majority of the vows are bullshit and a piece of paper and ring don’t make you LOVE that person any more. Its great for the visuals and all but most marriages lack substance….
January 18, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
Men are similar, how many pretty bird brains do we keep around that can’t cook, clean or operate a microwave!
But I wouldnt marry one of them cause she is pretty… That shit would be down right crazy
January 18, 2008 @ 12:50 pm
Another thing is that most of these broads just want to walk into a situation where a nigga got money. They don’t want to meet a dude with aspirations and be there with him through it all. Relationships aren’t built anymore, they are put together on a template. How about catching a nigga while he’s in school ?
What wrong with dating that dude living in his mamas basement but has plans to make it big ?
A chick will get prego by a drug dealer flashing money before she gives that freelance writer with a degree a shot because he ain’t there yet.
January 18, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
comment by cjp :
January 18, 2008 @ 12:46 pm |edit
Men are similar, how many pretty bird brains do we keep around that can’t cook, clean or operate a microwave!
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Keeping around is one thing….. you gotta keep the pretty chciks “around”.
But she ain’t gettin my last piece of chicken !!! lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
Its great for the visuals and all but most marriages lack substance….
Thats the thing man you gotta have substance… The shit aint rocket science… but its a mutha and if you cant love the shitty crust of a person then marriage isnt the thing to do. An you got be selfless and understand that its not always 50-50 and sometimes you will have to hold 90% of the shit and then sometimes you will hold only 1% its just how it goes.
January 18, 2008 @ 12:54 pm
@CJP
We’re all superficial homie
In some way or another.
If I was making 6 figures right now and had all kinds of nice sht. No lie my girl is gonna match my house.
You not gonna see me wit some extra regular chick wit a high I.Q. She won’t be no bird brain but she’s gonna be one bad bitch! Not stuck up or Concieted and stank.Its gonna be one of those, does she have any sisters type of chick! Simply because I don’t have to settle. This sounds fk’d up but its true. Like DMX said in What these bitches want, I see wit some cats if you got this,this and this and this, then dat dogs the sht.
January 18, 2008 @ 12:55 pm
A chick will get prego by a drug dealer flashing money before she gives that freelance writer with a degree a shot because he ain’t there yet.
AMEN….
January 18, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
But I wouldnt marry one of them cause she is pretty… That shit would be down right crazy
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i’ve known men that have done it for less… imagine wifing a chick that cant cook and its ugly by mosts standards … only plus is it got head skills… sadly, “it” can happen
January 18, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
‘But she ain’t gettin my last piece of chicken !!! lol.’
That about sums it up in my mind.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
only plus is it got head skills… sadly, “it” can happen
I like head just as much as the next person but…you gotta have more than that…WAY MORE.
AN speaking of… Ive decided to give up the majority of my Porn Collection Im tryna cut back because I think im gettin a tad bit addicted. An I just dont need that right now.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
@Banga…
Yeah but take a look at the rich entertainers with money who have been in long term marriages.. they met their women when they didn’ t have it all. DMX was with his wife before anybody knew who the fuck he was and she is still hanging on to his crackhead ass… that’s love… he ain’t gonna meet another chcik like that because she loved the doo doo stains in his drawers as well as the big house and bentley.
You gotta be with a woman that’ll hold you down, especially if you got money. That pretty ass chick that you gotta have on your arm will set your rich ass up in a minute.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
Just cuz.
Kiss Yo Damn Face Off Salma!!!!!
January 18, 2008 @ 1:06 pm
I haven’t read everyone’s else replies, but THIS is the exact reason why I treat women the way I do.
Why in the fuck would this nigga even be an option to marry IF she DOESN’T like the nigga like that?
That shit will lead to all types of problems down the long road. And then this bitch and her dumb ass homegirls will talk bad about the nigga when in reality, this bitch laid the foundation for the shit to fail.
I hope a fuckin plane lands on this bitch’s head.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Side note i don’t buy that security bullsht either
Personally I think alot of these woman want a man to carry them cuz they don’t want to make the effort to get it themselves or believe they can’t get it on their own. And Some are just straight up on some, I look like this. So I can’t be wit no avg guy he’s gotta have this and that and do all this for me and I shouldn’t have to lift a finger. But we all know this sht. I got a friend in college that got an Audi and knows why certain chicks be sweatin him. I knew chicks back in the day that only fk’d with Athletes. U know this, Just like I we all know if you dress a certain way and are trendy you attract certain types of women. If you live certain lifestyles that bullsht too. People court others for all types of reasons outside of love. Men do it to U may not wife a pretty chick but look at entertainers and Athlete’s. Bill Maher wifed Superhead!
January 18, 2008 @ 1:08 pm
I hope a fuckin plane lands on this bitch’s head.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
‘I hope a fuckin plane lands on this bitch’s head.’
That about sums it up in my mind.
Chicken and a painful death.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:14 pm
An Willy you didnt have to put Selma up there like that…but im glad you did.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
This is why marriage is a woman forum… its their doing….
Niggas ( on a large scale) ain’t going around trying to wife a payday.
BVut at the end of the day, its up to the dude to figure out what is what. If you slacking and she comes up on you, don’t hate the player.
Me personally, I don’t date broke chicks. They got a fucked up mentality. I had this one section 8 broad tell me that I was cheap because I ain’t want to take her out …. I told her ” yeah I’m cheap… cheap with my money like you gonna be cheap with your pussy” because at the end of the day, thats all a broke chick can do for me.
It ain’t like she was “brok” and in school or something. She had three fucking kids and told me that her babies father is on drugs so it ain’t her fault !!!!
She then told me that she ain’t sticking by her ex man 3 year bid….. then she tells me that she was with the nigga for only 3 months…..lol.
And you wanna wonder why you ain’t worth a fucking dinner at Fridays ???
January 18, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
@Ihadno
Don’t get me wrong
I not saying Ima find the dopest and Wife her
What Im saying is similar to Jay-Z wit Beyonce.
Ima gun for the cream of the crop someone whose the total package. As opposed to this chicks cool letme give her a shot.
When your options are really open like that you don’t have to settle. There’s some chicks similar to fellahs that are on pause for someone on top of their sht to step to em. That ain’t trying have their time wasted. Some good chicks on some you gotta have some ambition, ni mean. Im baggin me one of them!!
And DMX’ wife is on Crack too
that chicks a mess which is why he constantly cheats on her. Although I agree wit your point.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
‘An Willy you didnt have to put Selma up there like that…but im glad you did.’
”yeah I’m cheap… cheap with my money like you gonna be cheap with your pussy”
January 18, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
But look at what happened to Eddie ….
Perfect romantic and expensive wedding ceremony and 2 weeks later its a wrap….
Mel B would have held his ass down prolly but he tried to wife the cream of the crop and got crapped on…lol.
He got all the money in the world and the hardest part of a nigga like that being single is figuring out if the chick that you are with wants you or your money because you can only run thru so many bitches wthout catching feelings.
I’m about to tip 30 in a couple of months and if a bitch ain’t on her A game with a job and some stability behind her she ain’t catching nothing but a stiff one and a blunt…. and I won’t even lie about it.
And it ain’t like I am the best catch in the sea but everybody has to have standards. If you dating felons and crackheads than I gotta give myself the benifit of th doubt and say that I am above your standards. Call me what you want but I am honest about it.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:34 pm
Salma gonna be one of those women who are 55 years old and still can get it.
She’d get it after working out and not showering…..lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
I had this one section 8 broad tell me that I was cheap because I ain’t want to take her out …. I told her ” yeah I’m cheap
Dude This same chick I was talking about told me I was cheap cause I didnt take her out. I was like “thats not my job to take you out” I didnt start by taking you out so why am I gonna switch it up now. You got a Date dude… and Im not him.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:35 pm
ihadno
Mel B was the cream of the crop
Eddie’s just fkin dum!
January 18, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
Mel B would have held his ass down prolly but he tried to wife the cream of the crop and got crapped on
Exactly…but he shits on her. AN got the same in return.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
In Related news
Dibs on number 25 from Deal or No Deal!
Willy if you can find a pic
Please do the honors
January 18, 2008 @ 1:40 pm
Mel B’s titty game is BANANAS!!!
Tracy Edmunds is caked off Babyface, so she scraight.
Eddie seems to be the ‘problem’ right now.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
No Eddie ain’t dumb. He’s gay.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
comment by willyjsimmons :
January 18, 2008 @ 1:40 pm |edit
Mel B’s titty game is BANANAS!!!
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She got thicker 2
I’d go raw and get her prego on purpose
and I’m so serious
January 18, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
Eddie seems to be the ‘problem’ right now.
So it aint just Halle Berry its this nigga too… Damn shame.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:42 pm
‘Willy if you can find a pic
Please do the honors’
I think the girls rotate?
January 18, 2008 @ 1:43 pm
I’d go raw and get her prego on purpose
and I’m so serious
And that accent doesnt hurt neither.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
I think the girls rotate?
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NO THEY DON’T
I don’t miss an episode #25 with the big hair
go look Son!
January 18, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
And that accent doesnt hurt neither.
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The second she says the word COCK
Im skeeting all over the sheets!
January 18, 2008 @ 1:47 pm
I don’t miss an episode #25 with the big hair
go look Son!
Oh you mean the one with the big curly hair…yeah she’s nice….real nice
January 18, 2008 @ 1:48 pm
The second she says the word COCK
Im skeeting all over the sheets!
An this is the reason Im trying to give up Porn.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Oh you mean the one with the big curly hair…yeah she’s nice….real nice
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Back off or get stabbed wit a fork!
January 18, 2008 @ 1:51 pm
Id swim all up in Mel B.
Certain women are worth the threat of disease and she is one of them….lol.
Tracey Edmonds looks like she want you to skeet on het hand while Mel B would let you write your name on her back with hit…lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 1:54 pm
MEL B Has me watching Dancing with the Stars faithfully
They had her in a Maroon cat suit wit a Whip
I almost lost it!
January 18, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
An thats the thing with some sophisticated chicks…they try pull that dont cum here shit cause they’re use to gettin what they want. But once you pull the “I dont give a damn about you” they will let you just blow loads anywhere.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
An thats the thing with some sophisticated chicks…they try pull that dont cum here shit cause they’re use to gettin what they want. But once you pull the “I dont give a damn about you” they will let you just blow loads anywhere.
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ya’ll and these fallacies… sophisticated women will let you bust where ever- they are just selective in who can…bust downs are not- you just havent been that dude for a soph chick yet lol
January 18, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
I bet Tracey would take it in the booty…
if Eddie was so attracted to her…
/oh snap
#25, lemme find out.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:07 pm
@Willy
I read Jill Scott gonna pose nude for some Magazine
Don’t get me wrong
I’d fk the dog sht outta Jill
but Wit the lights off
I just wanna see the silloette of her body
January 18, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
sophisticated women will let you bust where ever-
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Except in they’re hair or on their expensive sheets!
These are things I know first hand
January 18, 2008 @ 2:09 pm
Her right here?
January 18, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
‘I read Jill Scott gonna pose nude for some Magazine’
Don’t play wit my emotions.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:10 pm
YES LORD!!!!
January 18, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
Its on both Sohh and All hip hop rumors
January 18, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
Oh my goodness… Thats her alright. Yeah she’s good to go. An that hair is nice.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
An I dig Jill Scott too…but I dont need her showing the goodies in some Magazine….THat shit just dont seem right.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:16 pm
Except in they’re hair or on their expensive sheets!
These are things I know first hand
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touche on the expensive sheets lol.. but thats just a waste of nut really anyway…. now hair, thats a case by case thing.. personally, i dont care where, but then again i dont have to have a hairdresser on speed dial either…
January 18, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
ya’ll and these fallacies… sophisticated women will let you bust where ever- they are just selective in who can…bust downs are not- you just havent been that dude for a soph chick yet lol
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Why be selective ?
Why lay down with a nigga and not give him your all ?
yall want niggas to blow backs out and num labias up but yall gotta flip fucking coins to figure out if a nigga is gonna get swallowed tonite….
Thats just too much thought and the bedroom is no place for thinking…lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
‘but thats just a waste of nut really anyway….’
And whut you gon do wit it…
Nasty!!!!
I don’t trust sohh or all hip hop.
As long as it’s ‘classy’, I’m good.
Vogue, something like that.
Maxim or playboy, no.
Although a big girl featured in playboy would be something.
Make it RAIN on them hoes!!!!
January 18, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
Why be selective ?
Why lay down with a nigga and not give him your all ?
yall want niggas to blow backs out and num labias up but yall gotta flip fucking coins to figure out if a nigga is gonna get swallowed tonite….
Thats just too much thought and the bedroom is no place for thinking…lol.
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there are guys you are serious about and there are guys that are there just to blow it out. if i’m letting you bust anywhere but a trojan, then there are some feelings involved.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
Oh my damn !!!!
Fuck the platinum package…
its plutonium time….lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
Thats just too much thought and the bedroom is no place for thinking…
AWWWReady…. if you already in bed with the nigga why only come half ass with it… cause that doesnt get a call back or a good bye from me. I guess that why I have to talk an find out who Im dealing with before I just smash some chick.
I see it as a job interview… if you dont come with your best then you might not get a call back for other positions.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:22 pm
Dear, Ms 25
Been watchin you for a while holding that shiny silver case working them heals. Your the only reason that piece crap for show is still on the air. I know you prolly get hit on all the time. But fk them losers. I’m all the 8 and half inches you’ll ever need! Okay 7.9….inches from the back wall.
Anyway I thought maybe we could go out for Pancakes and get to know each other. And if that goes well, I’ll leave the tip and you can bring the syrup back to me crib and we get poppin!
January 18, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
Tell me this nigga didnt just write a letter to the chick… Dawg you wild
January 18, 2008 @ 2:24 pm
there are guys you are serious about and there are guys that are there just to blow it out. if i’m letting you bust anywhere but a trojan, then there are some feelings involved.
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See there…
ain’t no “letting” involved…lol.
Once the beast is loose, it cannot be contained and I doubt very much that you would have the energy to fight off the inevitable…lol.
And fix me some gotdam blueberry pancakes after you wipe up…
January 18, 2008 @ 2:26 pm
@CJP
damn right
I need to be on that show
word up
January 18, 2008 @ 2:27 pm
I see it as a job interview… if you dont come with your best then you might not get a call back for other positions.
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Word….
If I can’t pick my location to let loose than we are not right for each other..
Because i won’t be coming up for air when its your time to blow so why shit on me ? …
Chicks be so half ass and wanna complain that niggas ain’t shit.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:29 pm
Dude…
She’s a winner…no doubt about that. She stood out the first time I saw the show so I know what you mean.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:31 pm
CJP
I got to get on that show
Poison from Bell Biv Devoe keeps playing in my mind
Can’t get her outta my heeeeead
miss her kiss her love her
that girl is, poisonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
January 18, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
Chicks be so half ass and wanna complain that niggas ain’t shit.
I dont even give it no thought… Before we even get into the sex play if you make a failing grade on the questionaire then i wont even go there with you.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:34 pm
Never trust a big butt an a smile….
January 18, 2008 @ 2:38 pm
See there…
ain’t no “letting” involved…lol.
Once the beast is loose, it cannot be contained and I doubt very much that you would have the energy to fight off the inevitable…lol.
And fix me some gotdam blueberry pancakes after you wipe up…
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lol… i’m the type of chick that dont want to even know what your penis looks like without a condom if i aint trying to build with ya- you feel me… now bringing the A game with the acrobatics and handling pancakes, i can do that…but non laytex penis, nah, i’m straight.
in my mind, every performance is an encore and deserves all my attention and all the power/talent i can give, (standing ovations optional) however- encores dont include the entire repitore, now do they? lol
January 18, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
in my mind, every performance is an encore and deserves all my attention and all the power/talent i can give,
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Somebody just moved up in the female power rankings
January 18, 2008 @ 2:44 pm
CJP
I got it bad son
Something bout these chicks wit big hair
Rachel True
Tanika Rae from Extra
Jill Scott
Alicia Keys
Kelis before she lost her got damn mind
Free
I need bitch wit a fro
January 18, 2008 @ 2:47 pm
@Jaz…
What grown ass man busts off in a condom ??
That is wack if you are letting niggas bust off in condoms…..
A penis should be able to breathe when its under that much stress.
Come on now Jaz….
What kind of niggas they got up ion the ROC ? They should change the name to PEBBLE-STER because ain’t no reason why nigggas is still busting off in condoms.
Where is Dig ???
Imma need a co-sign.
I guess that why yall chicks are so violent up there… yall need that love potion no 9 ALL OVA YO BOODY …..lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
Kelis
an that fro was good as shit…and A Keys… Nuff said. Im a bit of a sucker for some puffy hair myself. If that shit is done right an it matches the chick… I dig it.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
ihnc- LMAO
its not just here- i havent been here my whole life and thats the rule lol you wanna breathe- get the lubriderm. you want me to get it out for you, then gotta keep it covered. sorry, i dont make the rules, i jsut follow them lol
January 18, 2008 @ 2:54 pm
@CJP
Yeah
they just gotta have a pretty face and the hair gotta be clean.
January 18, 2008 @ 2:57 pm
they just gotta have a pretty face and the hair gotta be clean.
AWWWready… I use to see it a lot around here but its only a certain few that still have their hair like that.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:01 pm
comment by jaz :
January 18, 2008 @ 2:51 pm |edit
ihnc- LMAO
its not just here- i havent been here my whole life and thats the rule lol you wanna breathe- get the lubriderm. you want me to get it out for you, then gotta keep it covered. sorry, i dont make the rules, i jsut follow them lol
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I am not even talking about diving without a swimsuit…. but when that time comes, you gotta simulate… you know…you gotta make a nigga feel like he ain’ never pull out….
Lubriderm ???
huh ???
Ah shit…. you playing by some fucked up rules then. I don’t know what ruler is ruling yall but yall gotta draft a new rule book because the game is suffering…lol.
Take the advice… if a group of women told me that something works, its in my best interest to apply it.
The worst thing you can do to a man is point him to the lotion. He’ll be fucking your co-worker before you punch in the next morning…
NOW THOSE ARE THE RULES…lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:03 pm
And if a nigga blow syou out the way he is supposed to… the last thing on your mind would be where did he put it….
If he did it right, you would want it all over you anyways…lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:17 pm
‘If he did it right, you would want it all over you anyways…lol.’
Pass the collection plate.
We million man marchin to this shit.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
The worst thing you can do to a man is point him to the lotion. He’ll be fucking your co-worker before you punch in the next morning…
NOW THOSE ARE THE RULES
Since Im going through a transitional phase in my life right now Im trying not to be this shitty to women BUT I do understand your point.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:21 pm
SO jaz, you must be into dental dams and shit like that.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:22 pm
Pass the collection plate.
We million man marchin to this shit
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You know what it is Willy…
If she even has the chance to frown before you fill her face, you already know you gotta plow her twice as hard the next time.
Sex + thinking = dissapointment
January 18, 2008 @ 3:31 pm
@CJP…
Its not about being shitty to women, its about giving them what they need and expect and if it don’t fall in line with what you want, then it ain’t menat to be.
People spend so much time trying to fit pieces that don’t go together. There are to many women out here for that. If she don’t float my boat than I am gonna look elsewhere.
If she ain’t gonna satify me the way that I wish than why waste each others time because one of us is gonna stray anyways right…
Nigga.. what transitional stage ???? lol.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:43 pm
If she don’t float my boat than I am gonna look elsewhere.
My Homie you know Im with you… I know if the chick dont do it for me then Its a must to move on. I just dont wanna be a dick about it… Cause I Can be A DICK sometimes… Im just trying no to be it so much.
January 18, 2008 @ 3:53 pm
dental dams- yes… i’m a “no fluids” kinda chick unless we on it like that.
i dont know where your plasma been!
January 18, 2008 @ 3:55 pm
well people- i hate to do this as the convo gets good.. but i have a training class and most of you will be gone by the time i get back. enjoy your weekends! watch out for stray fluid!
January 18, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
If she don’t float my boat than I am gonna look elsewhere.
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Yall thinking too small
I need chick that’s gonna sink my battleship
Pun intended!
January 18, 2008 @ 4:04 pm
Dental dams…