WWJD….I don’t know. But I think I know what I’m bout to do…
I went to the bank yesterday to deposit $2000 to cover my ill-fated weekend bets (fuck the New York Giants, the New England Patriots, and the broad with the pink Camaro). And Dig, I’m really working on my gambling problem…I swear.
But anyhow, I look at my online banking this morning. Instead of a $2000 deposit, the bank teller deposited $20,000.
Now I’m seriously considering clearing out my whole bank account. I got one more inspection to do. If they don’t have that shit corrected by the time I’m finish, it’s my first jack move of 2008.
I love you Suntrust…I swear I do.
I’m bout to get on my sophisticated jack boy shit.
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January 16, 2008 @ 11:04 am
oh wow… thats a good look-unless you take it out, you know they coming back for thier money
January 16, 2008 @ 11:09 am
They goin have to get it with their muscle. I’m keeping that. If it’s there when I get there, that’s mine.
January 16, 2008 @ 11:24 am
‘If it’s there when I get there, that’s mine.’
Damn skippy!!!
And if it’s there, loan me $20.
Would ya.
January 16, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
(fuck the New York Giants, the New England Patriots, and the broad with the pink Camaro).
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shoulda known better to bet against the Pats
If your gonna take the loot, DELETE THIS THREAD CUZ ITS EVIDENCE
January 16, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
nAH cHEVY…. DON’T DO IT…
Its a set up…
you know they just fucked up on those last charges…
now they tryna hit you up fed time….lol.
You should do them one better and report it to the bank…..
God will reciprocate tenfold !!!!
I can’t believe I just gave sound and intelligent advice…
or…
You can go back to the teller and blackmail her into giving you head or else you are gonna report the “mishap” to her superior and she will get fired….
Now that’s more like it…
January 16, 2008 @ 2:12 pm
You can go back to the teller and blackmail her into giving you head or else you are gonna report the “mishap” to her superior and she will get fired….
Now that’s more like it…
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i thought i was in bizarro world until you pulled it out with this statement… whew, sohh is still alive and well
January 16, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
January 16, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
i thought i was in bizarro world until you pulled it out with this statement… whew, sohh is still alive and well
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And you like it….
Now take off the helmet and elbow pads and go in there and cook me up some blueberry pancakes … and make sure my syrup is warm….
January 16, 2008 @ 3:46 pm
dig you got one more time to get stank and i’ma show you why evryone thinks we violent. fuck a navy- its you and me!!
January 17, 2008 @ 2:18 am
ihadnochoice:
You still a fool my nigga. And I don’t want no head from that fat chick.
Banga:
Technically, the Jaguars are my home team. But I was betting against the Patriots cause I wanted to crack the bank. IF the Jags would’ve won, that was $1200. But they lost…causing me to lose an additional $450 behind the $300 I lost behind the god damn Cowboys. Add that to the $500 I lost on that damn girl racing…Bad weekend. Poor form. Poor execution.
And it didn’t work. By the time I got to the bank from fucking with them damn Africans and their inspection, the bank had done caught their mistake.
Oh well…Almost.
January 17, 2008 @ 10:59 am
And you like it….
Now take off the helmet and elbow pads and go in there and cook me up some blueberry pancakes … and make sure my syrup is warm….
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i’m late… but your plate is ready dearest…
huh? that powder? oh, thats nothing.. eat up baby!! enjoy!!
chevy- damn… well at least you can dream