Ladies and gentlemen, the highlight of my life, American Idol is back on the air and as you should well know, the audition shows are the funniest thing known to man. If you don’t know, PLEASE don’t miss the next round. Its coming on tonight (Wednesday, January 16th) at 8 EST on Fox. Trust me, you will thank me later.
LOL @ Yuka the Egyptian virgin who says he wants to love a girl from her hair to her nipple LMAOOOOOOOO! OMG the singing….. Imagine Borat trying to sing the Bee Gees LMAO! Im bout to die. LOL @ Paula trying not to be mean in telling him he sounds like shit…. Go on Paula, tell him he looks great! But that would be a lie too, LOL!
Da hell is wrong wit Randy? Who asked him to bring the pork chop sideburns back?
Oh no. Is this nigga singing “Let My People Go?” *staring into the camera* Wait, I just drooled on myself laughing, let me get a napkin…………. Woo!
Oooh, this Jehno(?) dude…. Women are lucky as hell he aint cute cause that nigga could sing some drawz clean OFF, you hear me? Mm… I need a time out…..breathe, Dig, breathe….
Temptress Brown shoulda been named Temptress Black-as-a-bitch LOL. And she had the nerve to have some auburn wig on that matched her shirt and her bottom lip (yes, just the bottom one, LOL). This chick was 16 lookin 48, got the nerve to be a football player (no bullshit, she said she was a middle line backer, talkin bout she fast, LOL) and she came in there lookin like a black ass Buddha statue LMAO! I know Im dead wrong, but shit, SHE dead wrong too, dammit! If you come in there lookin like that, the least you can do is be able to sing, man. Oh no, she got a whole family of black ass Buddhas. Fuck is going on in Philly? LOL, I fucken quit this bitch!
Sidebar: John Legend know he fine. Moving on….
Mark Hayes………………. *crickets* LMAO!
Udgeet. First of all, Ima beat ya mama ass, LOL. Secondly…… *dead* LOL
Yo, what the hell is wrong with these friends and family members? How do you not only encourage these people to go make an ass of themselves on national TV, but also go to the auditions with em like you believe AT ALL that they gonna make it anywhere other than back on the train? Angel outfits? Drag queens? Are you high, niggas? For real, though, are you? LOL
Alexis Cohen. Oh, the glitter LMAO! Why do you live in a studio apartment with your mama? Oh, AND two cats and a dog? Wow. Don’t even sing, Im mad at you now. Wait, did she just say she is going for actressing???? Actressing???? LMAOOOOO! I cant even take it!
Angela Martin, go on girl! She kinda looks like Boots, but thankfully, she seems a lot sweeter. She and her whole family were there so she can make it and get the necessary care she needs for her daughter who has Rett’s disease (similar to MS). Very touching story. I hope she makes it far, but I have seen her kind before. She’ll be toast before the top ten.
LOL @ Ryan Seacrest staring into the camera. I would too, homie. Milo came up in the spot, WELL over age, sunroof and all (balding for all the slow people LOL), with a fucken cheetah vest on *smh* Did I already say I fucken quit this bitch? LOL
Kristy Lee Cook, you go, girl. You almost brought a tear to my eye. Almost. (Sup, Chevy!)
WTF??? I aint even gonna comment here. If ya missed it, be glad. BRB, I need to go rinse my eyes with cold water LOL….
Paul Marturano. OMG, stalker alert! Paula, you better move or you gonna find a dead rabbit on your porch. Talk about creepy. You know something is wrong if security has to escort you out. Live at 11. Watch.
Is there really a place called Grand Blink, Michigan? LOL, guess so.
Oh no. He’s back. No comment. Sink run…..BRB, LOL
Chris Watson. He so pretty, LOL. Nigga, who does your eyebrows? Ima need that number PRONTO! LOL
Christina Terra-something-or-other. You cant be Princess Leah and the American Idol at the same time. Multi-tasking has its limits LOL.
Yall, LOL….. *smh*….. I really need to rethink my path in life LOL. I blame American Idol for my drinking LOL. I blame American Idol for global warming and the high ass gas prices LOL. American Idol probably killed JFK, LOL. No? Oh. Ok. Nevermind, LOL.
Posts
January 16, 2008 @ 9:02 am
Hey ma whats up
January 16, 2008 @ 9:12 am
January 16, 2008 @ 9:22 am
Why yes, Jas, I do
What up, Banga!
January 16, 2008 @ 9:23 am
“if you were a blackboard, i’d chalk you….if you were a bathtub, I’d caulk you”
January 16, 2008 @ 9:24 am
Jaeda, I used a whole half a stack of napkins cleaning up pepsi off my floor behind that dude, LOL. I said who in the hell left the gate open? LOL
January 16, 2008 @ 9:29 am
who in the hell left the gate open? whoever left the damn gate open for Yuca- that was funny as hell.
The crazy bitch who looked like Willem Dafoe with all the animals in the studio apartment…when she was describing all that, I was like “you KNOW it stank in there.”
January 16, 2008 @ 10:07 am
Oh boy, him and his ’sexy face’
January 16, 2008 @ 10:16 am
Take it Take it….
Tell ol Pharoe LET my people GOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. DAMN SHAME
January 16, 2008 @ 10:17 am
“if you were a blackboard, i’d chalk you….if you were a bathtub, I’d caulk you”
If you were the mother from Good Times, Id Jimmy Walk you…..
January 16, 2008 @ 10:23 am
January 16, 2008 @ 10:27 am
cant see the pic- so yes jaz, what?!
January 16, 2008 @ 10:29 am
lmao- it’s my “nigga, is you crazy” pic…
It’s going to take over the innanet!!!
January 16, 2008 @ 10:30 am
Jas:
“You ever look at somebody and wanna go…. Nigga is you crazy?” (from your bulletin)
January 16, 2008 @ 10:33 am
Didn’t even know it was on
till the end
but the fat white dude in the Hawain outfit was just terrible.
and the black dude singing let my people go set the entire culture back to slavery
January 16, 2008 @ 10:38 am
‘and the black dude singing let my people go set the entire culture back to slavery’
And they had the nerve to use that as one of the highlight reels this morning on the Today show LOL.
January 16, 2008 @ 10:46 am
That girl who was all goth Princess Leia was stupid for complaining about “all the pretty pop people”…hatin ass
You want to get put on, you know what you need to do.
January 16, 2008 @ 10:47 am
Dig, why don’t you audition for African Idol?
January 16, 2008 @ 10:59 am
jae- yeah that pic went straight into bulletin mode lol… i had to. i’ve been neglectin myspace and foresaking facebook all in the name of love of youtube lol.. its a sickness
speaking to which- the trollop is now workin the ho stroll- you saw that?
January 16, 2008 @ 10:59 am
digs auditioning!@?@?!@?@?@?@?@?@?@?
January 16, 2008 @ 11:19 am
Dig aint doin a gotdamn thing but sittin back waiting for the next Sanjaya to make my day LOL.
BTW, somebody pray for me, Im havin some serious hormonal issues today and Jas, I might need you to come confiscate my cell phone for the next 24 hours just to be sure I dont get myself in no shit
January 16, 2008 @ 11:22 am
‘waiting for the next Sanjaya to make my day’
Still hatin I see…
You know damn good and well Besame Mucho was the shit.
‘African Idol?’
January 16, 2008 @ 11:25 am
….was I the only one who loved Sanjaya??
I’m just sayin….
January 16, 2008 @ 11:27 am
Jaz, i saw the Ethiopian trollop working the ho stroll!!! With her baby!!!!
West Hollywood, I tell ya..gotta love it.
January 16, 2008 @ 11:28 am
Naw jae, Sanjaya was my SHIT!!!
Okay, I’m watching the clips…
That ol head with the cheetah jacket…
But you know what…
I’m feelin that foreign nigga and the bee gees!
WOOOOO!
That nigga is FEELIN IT!
January 16, 2008 @ 11:30 am
And that negro singin the negro spiritual wearing that negro suit must be retarded.
January 16, 2008 @ 11:37 am
dig- to the email, robin!!!
jae- omg west hollywood- too much!! lol i miss cali
January 16, 2008 @ 11:39 am
trollops and banchees and crackheads OH MY!
January 16, 2008 @ 11:43 am
ok.. i didnt see all of idol.. so someone explain THIS dude:
January 16, 2008 @ 11:45 am
January 16, 2008 @ 11:48 am
Jaz - there is no explanation LOL
January 16, 2008 @ 11:50 am
January 16, 2008 @ 12:04 pm
jaz - me too!!! i need some warm weather and cute surfer boys in my life
January 16, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
Thats the fat fucker I was talking bout