*waving*
What up people…
I had to take the day off from (whatever you call my 9-5 time) to take care of a sick 2-year old. But I need all my days this year so I’ll be back tomorrow.
So…I got a bunch of things coming up in ‘08….including a wedding.
Yep, I made an official date and I am officially jumpin the broom in September…
But before I do…
I have this trip to Atlanta planned the last weekend in June…let’s just call it the pre-bachelor party celebration.
The Usual Suspects are cordially invited…you ain’t seen nothing ’til you seen me crip walk on a table…
Damn did one chick really sleep with three cousins and don’t know who the baby’s dad is on Maury….
Good to be home.
Posts
January 15, 2008 @ 10:17 am
Whut up homie!
ATL…
I’ma try my damnedest!
Great news my nig.
January 15, 2008 @ 10:24 am
good times….hopefully you can make it…
January 15, 2008 @ 10:28 am
Gotta get my paper right…
bout to write a song about it.
January 15, 2008 @ 10:34 am
You…
Man, I’m trying to go back to school, plan a wedding, and turn the basement into the the boom boom room…you ain’t gotta tell me!
Only reason I’m going to ATL is because my childhood friend is getting married down there, and I figured while I’m down there, I might as well see an exotic dancer or 20.
January 15, 2008 @ 10:35 am
all I’m sayin is I’m hoppin on the remix…
January 15, 2008 @ 10:37 am
Word up.
January 15, 2008 @ 10:58 am
‘and I figured while I’m down there, I might as well see an exotic dancer or 20.’
What up, twin? You know I’ll be there with ALL my ones, LOL.
Willy, baby, what it do?
January 15, 2008 @ 11:00 am
I’m chillin.
How you feeling?
January 15, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Better, thanks
Damn near went from the hospital to the loony bin fuckin wit them muthafuckas, but better
January 15, 2008 @ 11:10 am
That’s good.
*sigh*
I gotta bowl tonight.
January 15, 2008 @ 11:17 am
I didnt see nothing but Bachelor Party, ALT, and Exotic Dancer or 20… THats all that matters
Wedding huh… The only advice i have about that is dont let her eat the wedding cake…. The reason I say that is Women tend to act different once they’re married… A ton of doctors and scientist have been tryna narrow down why this happens… AN I have come to the conclusion that is the damn wedding cake… That shit has something in it… LOL
Congrats homie…
January 15, 2008 @ 11:18 am
comment by dig :
January 15, 2008 @ 10:58 am |edit
What up, twin? You know I’ll be there with ALL my ones, LOL..
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working on my shoebox right now…
January 15, 2008 @ 11:27 am
I’ll be there in all my ignorance.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
January 15, 2008 @ 11:39 am
what up peoples!
miss me? i thought so, you can stop crying now-
training is over
anyway… wedding? skrippers? oh shiiiiittttt
January 15, 2008 @ 11:47 am
Whut up jaz!
January 15, 2008 @ 11:50 am
hey batman! como estas?
January 15, 2008 @ 12:12 pm
Nada.
Workin for the weekend.
FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS!
We’re rollin up there about 40 deep.
I expect arguments.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:13 pm
I gotta question for y’all (you in particular CJP). I need to find some bougie females…any suggestions on where to find them?
January 15, 2008 @ 12:14 pm
January 15, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
Let me find out CJP is the authority on where to find bougie females
January 15, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
The gym.
Non-hood clubs/bars.
Target.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:25 pm
I mean, shit, that nigga would know better than me, right?
January 15, 2008 @ 12:26 pm
Target.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
January 15, 2008 @ 12:28 pm
anyway… wedding? skrippers? oh shiiiiittttt
Not in that order, LOL….
Oh Chevy, you ain’t know? You’re my official ignorance interpreter for the weekend. If I could bring you to the wedding I gottta attend that weekend, we’d probably turn that out too.
And yes, CJP got the Bougie female almanac for 2007-08
January 15, 2008 @ 12:29 pm
Say it French dig, say it French…
Tar-ge silent t on the end.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:31 pm
Chev, I guess so. I hear they thick up in the Cheesecake Factory LOL.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
Check the section with the bougie silverware and glasses-they frequent there.
No coincidence wifey put that as a place onthe registry.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
willyj:
The gym: Nothing but young chicks be in the gym I workout at.
Non-hood bars/clubs: In Savannah? You trippin. And the only ones I can think of “non-hood”, are the ones niggaz take their girlfriends to.
Target: I haven’t been in the one on the eastside before, but the one at the mall is Slutfest 2008…been there, done that.
Naj:
You know ya boy good for it. But all in the name of fun, no?
dig:
Yeah, in Atlanta it’s nothing. All you need is a decent pair of shoes and not be a faggot…you’re taken care of. But I meant down here in the swamps…not the big city.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:45 pm
‘And the only ones I can think of “non-hood”, are the ones niggaz take their girlfriends to.’
Then check your Old Chicago’s, Ruby Tuesdays, Applebee happy hours. TGIF. All them type joints with a sitting bar.
Where the ladies go after work in packs.
Or…shit that’s downtown near offices and shit.
There’s a shit ton of females who work downtown here?
January 15, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
Of course , all in the name of fun…we can’t waste good drink money on bail, LOL
January 15, 2008 @ 12:46 pm
Chev: ahhh….. ok
January 15, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
willyj:
I was thinking bout hitting up some of these martini bars
. I hate those shits. But I’m not looking for no girl or freak or no shit of that nature.
I need them for business reasons.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:47 pm
Naj:
I might just slap a stripper with a stack of $5 for old times sake though.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:48 pm
January 15, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
They are everywhere… If you mean those Buckhead Bettys
and that Sushi Bar named Twist in front of Phipps Plaza. All you have to do is go to any happy hour in Midtown…. try Alpharetta the Perimeter Mall. Oh yeah and any Happy hour in Midtown. Oh and this place down from the Cheescake factory and the ESPN zone on Peachtree its called Ibeezios or somthing like that. its a small Joint but once you get inside its ALL Good.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
Well you aint ask my opinion, but go to Vicki’s and Home Depot.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:52 pm
Martini Bars are the shit… Its one in Midtown but I have only been once. I rather have mine at the Cheesecake factory.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:53 pm
‘Nothing but young chicks be in the gym I workout at.’
Now you’re old?
Nigga. I’m OLD.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:56 pm
Martini bars are PERFECT.
We have a few here.
Drinks ain’t bad either.
‘I need them for business reasons.’
I’m almost afraid to ask.
January 15, 2008 @ 12:58 pm
Dig:
You’re the queen of bougieness. When you say Vicki’s, you don’t mean the lingerie store is it? It’s some sexy white girls work in there. I almost gave up on black women I went in there once.
cjp:
The martini bars down here have strict dress codes. I went once…I was bored…poured a drink on some chick…security ran up on me…I threw a drink on him…then I was outside by myself. And I was sober.
willyj:
I like ravaging the walls just as much as any other deviant. But I’m not messing with them 18 year olds…besides they don’t let you put the whole thing in when you hitting from the back.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
The Usual Suspects are cordially invited…you ain’t seen nothing ’til you seen me crip walk on a table…
Now i would pay to see this. I luv the Crip walk
January 15, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
Most Martini Bars do have a strict dress code. the one in Dallas was the worst you had to wear a Jacket and no rubber soles shoes to get in.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:05 pm
willyj:
Nah. It’s nothing like that. And shame on you for even thinking that way.
But I gotta do a commerical for my lil company.
The commercial was gonna seem like a regular news segment. (I got two of the news anchors willing to participate). And then I was gonna have this bougie ass, cute chick (preferably), interrupt on some “In more important news…” type shit.
And I was thinking bout doing it with a hood chick, but it won’t be as tight with Shaneika Alize Mercedez Beyonca Alexus Johnson doing it while smacking on gum with big earrings in her ears and a hundred tattoos on her neck, chest, and arms. Ya know?
January 15, 2008 @ 1:09 pm
‘besides they don’t let you put the whole thing in when you hitting from the back.’
Oh.
Here we have an ‘upscale’ gym that folks go to.
Nice females in there.
Otherwise it’s the Y, Golds, Racquet Club…
UNL also lets the public become a member of their gym. There be some top notch broads in there.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
‘And shame on you for even thinking that way.’
Muahahahaha!
N.I.G.G.A
A commercial…hit the college campuses homie.
Find you a nice tender undergrad.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
‘besides they don’t let you put the whole thing in when you hitting from the back.’
Good its not just me thats heard that befroe…
January 15, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
And I was thinking bout doing it with a hood chick, but it won’t be as tight with Shaneika Alize Mercedez Beyonca Alexus Johnson doing it while smacking on gum with big earrings in her ears and a hundred tattoos on her neck, chest, and arms. Ya know?
I can just imagine what that would look like
January 15, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
I hate chicks with neck tattoos… That shit is just wrong.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:16 pm
willyj:
Yeah I went out there yesterday. But them chicks out there be worried bout the wrong thing. And it’s too easy…so for the new year, I’m banning myself off the college campuses…at least until the spring when summer dresses pop back up.
cjp:
I call myself fucking this 19 year old like 2 weeks ago. She was shaped nice as hell. Had a sexy walk…mean stance and all. But couldn’t take dick worth a fuck. I’m not into puppy fucking.
But I’m goin hit up Ruby Tuesday’s today for happy hour. Let me see what’s cranking in there.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
‘I’m banning myself off the college campuses…at least until the spring when summer dresses pop back up.’
Me, I love tats.
Like that broad off LA Ink…
Woooooooo!
Brings the ‘Rock ‘n Roll Nigger’ outta me.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:19 pm
cjp:
The right tattoos can be sexy. But when they over do it, it’s
I know this chick that has a peach with the state of Georgia on the inside of it. And it says “taste me” on her lower back.
That shit is sexy as fuck.
I fucked her just cause of that…triffling…I know, and so what.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
I’m not into puppy fucking.
Exactly… thats just what it is
But Happy hour a Ruby Tuesday would be the best place to start. Most undergrads dont know if they are bougie or not yet.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
instant sidebar:
the xbox 360 just showed up from repair.
Praise his name!
January 15, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
Now I like tattoos I just dont like the ones on the neck… I cant be all close whispering in your ear and all on your neck with the word princess or Miss Thang all in my face.
But Speaking of back tattoos this chick had one that was in Japanese writing and she said it says “Hit it from the back” …now Im no scholar on Japanese language but something tells me that not what it really says.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:25 pm
I hate chicks with neck tattoos… That shit is just wrong.
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hey! i have 3 on my neck! whats wrong with that?!?!
January 15, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
‘Most undergrads dont know if they are bougie or not yet.’
I try to find out what they drive.
Reverse engineering female tactics.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
one on the front says “put it in my mouth”, one on the left says “thug life” and the one on the right says “pookie foeva”
January 15, 2008 @ 1:29 pm
Jaz
Its just some things women shouldnt do… and thats one of them. I like to put women in that sensual creature frame of mine and that doesnt work when I see Ink by your Jugular.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
Reverse engineering female tactics.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:30 pm
‘and the one on the right says “pookie foeva”’
And pookie is doin 25 to life right? Murder.
January 15, 2008 @ 1:31 pm
cjp- you trippin!! i LUBBSSS me some pookie, so on my neck he goes!! lol
January 15, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
And pookie is doin 25 to life right? Murder
AN thats how that shit goes…
jaz
Stop messing with me… Pookie
January 15, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
And pookie is doin 25 to life right? Murder.
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nah, selling to an undercover… he not that bright lol
cjp- you did it to yourself.. 3 ON MY NECK!?! come on now lol.. i know you dont know ME… but enough people on here met me that you would have heard about that mess by now lol
January 15, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
Only thing that I know is that you have….
January 15, 2008 @ 1:49 pm
‘nah, selling to an undercover… he not that bright lol’
January 15, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
Ahh shit nigga… another one bites the dust….
January 15, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
Only thing that I know is that you have….
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…yes? what is that dear sir?
January 15, 2008 @ 1:56 pm
…yes? what is that dear sir?
I dont know but I’d boxed those things like Sugar Ray Leonard
January 15, 2008 @ 1:57 pm
I can’t stand a tattoo. They used to be interesting but everybody got one so it only seems interesting if you don’t got one…..
I always wanted the one from CAPE FEAR with the clown behind bars …..
Safe to say my punk ass don’t even got my ears pierced….lol..
January 15, 2008 @ 2:00 pm
ihadno
Thats good…cause once you get one its over. But I have to have my ears pierced… That status quo.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:05 pm
P…you got three neck tattoos?
Say word…
January 15, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
Til this day I can’t do the ear pierce thing. Never understood how dudes did it but niggas are wearing tight ass spandex pants nowadays so oh the fuck well…lol.
I’m just waiting for Sean John to start making boy shorts for boys…lol.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:06 pm
‘Safe to say my punk ass don’t even got my ears pierced….lol..’
Some tats are overdone, like the tribal shit. Or the barbed wire.
I only have 2, but plan on more.
Want my arms sleeved eventually.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
comment by ihadnochoice :
January 15, 2008 @ 1:52 pm |edit
Ahh shit nigga… another one bites the dust….
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Nah…it’s time for that next step…shit in PA we are already common-law status. Now the feds gottta know the truth, LOL.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:08 pm
I dont know but I’d boxed those things like Sugar Ray Leonard
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huh? you know i’m half white girl.. we dont always get the jokes!
January 15, 2008 @ 2:11 pm
‘Want my arms sleeved eventually.’
Actually, I’m going in for a massive sleeve jawn next week.
It’s so crazy he can only do the outline and a lil bit of shading in the first session.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:13 pm
@Naj…
I feel you homie…. congrats…
I should stop talking shit because a nigga been “fetal” for the pst few months…..
But I ain’t biting dust yet nigga…lol.
Pray for me !!!
January 15, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
I dont know but I’d boxed those things like Sugar Ray Leonard
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huh? you know i’m half white girl.. we dont always get the jokes!
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Essentially, I think he’s saying you got some big mammories…
January 15, 2008 @ 2:15 pm
Did somebody say white girl ????
January 15, 2008 @ 2:18 pm
To the distinguished gentleman for Pennsylvania….You are correct sir.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
I’m good on tats but it nall depends on where you put them. Eves lil paws on her tiggle biddies are wack. It used to look sexy but after a while it gets old.
K.Coles billboatrd on her arm is a turnoff also…
I’m just an uppity nigger… what can I say…
But I am down with a stretch mark nigga.. don’t get it twiasted…lol.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:20 pm
I was gonna get a huge one across my back a lil while ago but I decided against that shit… Im just gonna add to the one I have on my arm.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:21 pm
But I am down with a stretch mark nigga.. don’t get it twiasted…lol.
This nigga here.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:25 pm
‘Actually, I’m going in for a massive sleeve jawn next week.’
No shit?
Whut you gettin?
‘But I am down with a stretch mark nigga.. don’t get it twiasted…lol.’
January 15, 2008 @ 2:32 pm
Willy: A phoenix, but not like the ones you see on the hood of a Pontiac. It holds some special meaning cause the only other tattoo on me is a tribute to my late Grandmother.
I have the drawing of what he’s gonna do-I’ll try to scan it or upload the actual finished first session.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:39 pm
Kewl.
January 15, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
Essentially, I think he’s saying you got some big mammories…
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oh! nah dude…. i rep AAA cups!!
January 15, 2008 @ 2:50 pm
AAA ????
As long as they fit in a niggas mouth, I am down with the Automobile Club of America…..
AA ???
Alcoholics Anonymous too !!!
BB ???
I fucks with the Better Business Bureau also !!!
January 15, 2008 @ 2:51 pm
oh! nah dude…. i rep AAA cups!!
and AAA stands for AAAh shit those are plump….
January 15, 2008 @ 2:52 pm
aaa= just nips dude..sorry
January 15, 2008 @ 2:56 pm
@Jaz…
Hey… lets not downplay the nips because the last time I checked, it was the most important part of A complete breakfast.
Stop fronting because SOMEBODY is rocking them biddies to sleep…lol
January 15, 2008 @ 3:00 pm
I’m juvenile…so I still call it the ‘Itty bitty titty committee’.
January 15, 2008 @ 3:07 pm
ihnc- actually, as it stands now… the are/will be absent of the rockin to sleep phenomenon. that is, unless you plan on making a visit to one of the great upstate tri-cities region…. lol
January 15, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
Nothin wrong with AAA as ihnc pointed out….
on another note…
Is it just me or did they tape like 500 episodes of Hell Date because they knew they were going to show it for the next 9 months 7 days a week…
January 15, 2008 @ 3:10 pm
Well i stand corrected… if there nips then ok.
i call that TLC… cause none of them gals had breast.
January 15, 2008 @ 3:23 pm
ihnc- actually, as it stands now… the are/will be absent of the rockin to sleep phenomenon. that is, unless you plan on making a visit to one of the great upstate tri-cities region…. lol
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If I can get blueberry pancakes with that breakfast…. “they’re magically delicious”…lol.
???
Why wasn’t this invitation extended before a nigga got
January 15, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
got blueberry jiffy mix in the cupboards right now dude… dont play lol
January 15, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
‘Is it just me or did they tape like 500 episodes of Hell Date because they knew they were going to show it for the next 9 months 7 days a week…’
BET programming strikes again!
‘Why wasn’t this invitation extended before a nigga got’
Women always do that shit…
‘I woulda gave you some, but…’
Naw boo, don’t tell me that.
January 15, 2008 @ 3:26 pm
i call that TLC… cause none of them gals had breast.
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Yeah but I would be face down in all thre of them…. Ive seen some “hellacious looking” big breast and it don’t matter the size if they ain’t put together right. I’ll take some form fitting AA’s than some “belly button rubbing” D’s anyday.
Same goes for the ass.
January 15, 2008 @ 3:29 pm
Yeah…tetherball tits are the worst…almost as bad as a big assed girl who takes them tight jeans off and and the cheeks is rubbin the calves…
sooohhhhhhh dissappointing
January 15, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
‘I woulda gave you some, but…’
Naw boo, don’t tell me that.
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The minute that you start getting deep with one broad… thats when they wanna start throwing pussy on a boomerang….lol.
Persia used to treat me like the handicapped stepchild and now she is copping blue lightbulbs to match the pancakes and shit…lol.
January 15, 2008 @ 3:38 pm
‘Why wasn’t this invitation extended before a nigga got’
Women always do that shit…
‘I woulda gave you some, but…’
Naw boo, don’t tell me that.
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HA!
I can tell you some stories since I’ve been in full wedding mode. Chicks turning in their expired pussy coupons….
January 15, 2008 @ 3:41 pm
‘Persia used to treat me like the handicapped stepchild and now she is copping blue lightbulbs to match the pancakes and shit…lol.’
‘Chicks turning in their expired pussy coupons…’
Man…
Damn broads.
January 15, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
Man…
Damn broads.
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And we still gotta love them regardless.
I wish I could turn off my dick like some of these chicks turn off their cooches on protest……
January 15, 2008 @ 3:51 pm
I can see Naj already reciting Dre 3000 verse right now….lol.
January 15, 2008 @ 5:11 pm
IHNC…Wifey gives me that look when his verse comes on, like, “let them hoes know…”
January 15, 2008 @ 5:32 pm
Persia used to treat me like the handicapped stepchild and now she is copping blue lightbulbs to match the pancakes and shit…lol.
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see thats not even the case…we just saw the issue differently….. alot of the time
January 16, 2008 @ 9:01 am
*shows late pass*
Naj, congrats fam. That’s big.
Holla at me once you got the details in order.
Been meaning to get down to ATL for a min now.
January 16, 2008 @ 11:08 am
see thats not even the case…we just saw the issue differently….. alot of the time
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That always makes the moans louder, room more humid and the puddles on the bedsheets bigger….