Excellent datege.
But damn I don’t like Gorgonzola.
Truth time…
my niggerish ass didn’t know it was blue cheese.
lolololololz.
Exactly what I get fuckin around.
Anywho…had a great time regardless.
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January 10, 2008 @ 10:18 am
my niggerish ass didn’t know it was blue cheese.
Niggas… Damn shame. But glad you had a good time homie.
January 10, 2008 @ 10:22 am
I’m going to write about this on my blog later, but my boy called me up distraught…these “youngins” don’t know how to act anymore.
January 10, 2008 @ 10:36 am
I thought I was playin it safe with the pork (yeah)…
January 10, 2008 @ 10:52 am
okay, question for the dick-having members of our little world…
here’s what had happened to my boy…
he calls me up at like 11:30, all “man, these bitches out here, man…”
So i’m all, “Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?” Cause he NEVER talks like that..
He was kickin it with this chick, pretty, smart girl, about 22… they do dinner and at the end of the night, wind up back at his spot.
and then it goes wrong.
he decides to take a trip downtown, see the sights…he’s licking and rubbing…and his tongue hits something.
(No, it’s not a Crying Game situation.
)
Girl wiped herself when she went to the bathroom, but apparently a piece of tissue got stuck and his tongue found it.
So he’s all, ”
” and she’s trying to convince him that he shouldn’t stop and actually says:
“well, at least you know i wipe.”
He put her in a cab and sent her home…and then called me talking about “females, man…fuck em all right now.”
So my question to the class is, is Terrance Howard still crazy for requiring baby wipes?
January 10, 2008 @ 10:56 am
First…
‘So my question to the class is, is Terrance Howard still crazy for requiring baby wipes?’
I can’t even call it.
A poke with one of my pubes in her eye would even shit out doe.
January 10, 2008 @ 11:06 am
Alright let me get this straight…
Dude was about to work the clit and he came across some tissue so he kicked her out….
mmmmm…I cant say that it would be a deal breaker but damn… Ole girl counldnt at least double check. She knew she was about to get the once over, so she should have made sure everything was in order. But knowing myself I would have stopped found out what it was and if it was Just tissue I would have kept going. But know that you’ve said that I think Baby Wipes are now going to be on the bathroom list.
January 10, 2008 @ 11:19 am
well, see, i think in his mind it was more of a “care” kinda thing- like you said, you know you’re about to do the do and you know you’ve used the bathroom since you washed, hit the bathroom for a quick tour of the streets before you let somebody drive downtown.
January 10, 2008 @ 11:25 am
And the thing is, he’s a bit of a neat freak- he takes good care of himself and his shit is always on point, so he kind of expects the same from his chick. So something like that, he can’t handle it. Maybe if it were a long-time thing, then maybe he could get over it…but first time out the gate?
January 10, 2008 @ 12:03 pm
Oh shit…oh shit…
new Janet video…
oh shit.
Red cat suit…
high heel boots…
January 10, 2008 @ 12:07 pm
yeah, but what the hell is up with the rest of the video with the dropping balls into milk and dancing on a really bad “planet” set?
I love the song, but that video is a mess.
January 10, 2008 @ 12:15 pm
‘I love the song, but that video is a mess.’
I like it?
And she’s covered up.
January 10, 2008 @ 12:17 pm
The Red cat suit got me… Why am i a sucker for those things…
January 10, 2008 @ 12:23 pm
it looked like the 2008 version of Don’t Stop Till you Get Enough…remember Michael and him dancing in front of random marbles and champagne…that was this video. Janet got ‘got’ if she paid more than 900 bucks for that shit.
January 10, 2008 @ 12:32 pm
‘Janet got ‘got’ if she paid more than 900 bucks for that shit.’
I’m still fuckin wit it.
January 10, 2008 @ 12:34 pm
Souljaboy got me DYIN!!!!
Nigga talkin bout
‘Took out my report card and it was all Fs…I went up to the teacher and told him to THROW SOME Ds ON IT!’
January 10, 2008 @ 12:41 pm
‘Took out my report card and it was all Fs…I went up to the teacher and told him to THROW SOME Ds ON IT!’
January 10, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
Took out my report card and it was all Fs…I went up to the teacher and told him to THROW SOME Ds ON IT!’
See them damn niggas….