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Why come all the decent singers were from somewhere else?

Whut the fuck was with the weirdo from Fremont?

Did you see the gay black dude with the really bad baby hair?

Where were the niggaz except for the clips at the end?

How big was the bald spot on that dude with the gold jacket?

The gay dude at the end makes Clay Aiken’s closetedness look real silly. Did you hear Clay says he has no sex drive?

Foul on the play, Clay. (te he he heeeeee)

What in the hell were those two hippies doin dressed like magical sheep herders?

Man, damn.

1. Is it just me or did last nighjt SOTU address resemble and old time slave trade. Just the thought of that many white, blue eyed, gray haired old white men in one wood paneled room brought me back to flashbacks of AMISTAD.

2. The older I get, the more I shop like a female… why does everything I intend to buy have to be a “one of one” ?

3. Who the hell were they fooliing with all the standing O’s ?

4. Condelezza is an ugly ass woman….

5. Holding a chicks bag at the mall is so much better when you know that the money is coming out of her bag instead of your wallet.

6. What the use of getting engaged if there is no date ??

7. The Clintons are about to realize how fast that “we love black people” tapdance can backfire.

8. Can I run into at least one ex girlfriend that doesn’t make me jump for joy that I missed that bus ?

9. I guess its gonna be up to me to foil the “small feet ” myth huh …..

10. Its amazing to me how many black people don’t play the stock market but will play lotto and the numbers everyday…. knowing that a nigga can’t win that shit.

11. Porn movies give you a goal.. something to shoot for….. a blueprint on positioning and angles… timing and structure…… equipment ideas and speed fluctuation….Those who underestimate porn as a “3 minute release session” are not getting the most out of those movies…..

12. After watching Last King of Scotland again over the weekend I ask this question.  Are white people evil or are black people just stupid for believing in them ?

13. Somebody needs to come out with pussy flavored now & laters …..

14. Why are your toes fighting to get out of  your boots ? Don’t you think your fred flinstone feet might have been too wide for those skinny ass boots ?

15. So yopu wanna beef about the names of other people children but you childs names are CHANCE and KARMA … WTF ?

I’m 30.

*sigh*

Had a get together at the round the way bar Saturday night.

People…

Crown and Coke.  Crown and Coke. Jager Bomb. Crown and Coke. Train Wreck. Crown and Coke.

Smoke Break.

Bud Light.

Lap dance from my favorite skripper. (She smelled so damn good I was forcing people to smell my hoodie afterwards)

Finish the last Crown and Coke.

Felt a titty in between all that. Double D.

And what would a night be if it didn’t end in an almost-fight?

Apparently the homegirl and one of my other homegirls don’t get along. LOL

So… I’m tryin to get right for the rest of the night, and the homegirl walks over to say goodbye as I’m talkin to homegirl #2.  Homegirl decides to say something…and I’m mouthing ‘Nooooooooooooooo’. LMAO.  Cuz I can tell this shit is about to get outta hand.  Man… please baby baby pleeeease. Don’t do it!!!!!!

Homegirl #2 gave her some ‘attitude’ earlier in the evening.  That’s what I get for showing up late.

I think her husband came and got her cuz the next part I remember is being at home smoking with the roommate.

Damn.

Um yeah.

Open Thread.

Ok all i really have to say, i really want to move to South Carolina but if this is the kinda mess im going to have to deal with…im going to rethink my decision.

1) The dude who sang the Jennifer Holiday song was just wrong for everything he did and said after he walked through the door up to and including him waiving as his scene finally ended
2) The chick from Buff…with the enormous Tata’s and being named after someone she sounds nothing like. And her mama is going to hell in gasoline drawls for gassing her up
3) the nerdy couple who was just to horny to be competing
4) The married couple who stopped off, had a baby and winded up showing up for American Idol….and got sent right back home

AND EVERYONE ELSE. Outts 10 million people they only selected 23 people…WOW!

Just a damn mess!

I know its still early an I might be a lil mistaken…but did I see a dude in a Sombrero an a shawl singing next to a mime last night. And by the way how could singing in a lower pitch help you if you cant sing….LOL

Anyway…R.I.P. Heath Ledger.

Bruce I think Im gonna go out on a limb an say it. He IS the truest Joker.

It’s Tuesday, I must bowl.

Do.Not.Want.

On the bright side, roomy got some kind buds.

Ah, balance.

There was an actual fight, and of course I missed it.

Yes. I was gettin high. In the minivan. Feel my POWER!

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Alright… its been a while since Ive written a blog on here but crazy shit sometimes compel me to just speak my mind… SO check this out and see if you can understand this shit. Alright…This chick that Ive been “facilitating” ask me some questions about her relationship with this dude she’s been seeing… now, from what she tells me dude is cool but is a bit on the close side…From what she says, dude always want to be under her…which rubs her the wrong way (I don’t understand it myself) and she also says that he is a bit jealous too…(but in a way aren’t we all). An she also tells me that she’s not all that into dude so she don’t see herself really getting to deep with him….NOW here’s the kicker. BUT, after leaving him alone and talking to her girls she thinks that she should give the nigga a shot… Cool right? SO when I asked her what changed her mind, she said because the dude has a home and an ok Job and No Kids…and she knows the MONEY would stay within the house hold and they could have things in the future. An when asked about the emotional side of it (That’s right LOVE) she says that in time she could learn to love him after being married for a while…WTF. Now maybe Im thinking from a guys perspective but what kinda shit is this. Now I know security is a muthafukka but is that worth waking up one day and looking next to a person that you don’t even want to be with. Now there also this other dude but she doesn’t want to talk to him because he is paying child support for a child that she says is not his. But she likes this guy but she thinks that there cant be any money leaving the house. So she has cut the nigga to the quick

Once and for all I know its needed but is Money that important?