SOHH Over It!

A half a pound a purp, three different threesomes, a new house, $10,000, and Atlantic Records to sign Low Key.

I didn’t buy many Christmas presents this year. I got my mom’s a watch by Tiffany’s. I got my godson and his lil brother some Air Force 1’s (black pair and white pair). I bought my youngest niece a Spongebob clock and a Bratz watch. I bought my oldest niece those Jordans that came out Saturday. And I bought my new born nephew a couple of Polo outfits.

And in closing, I wanna wish a Merry Christmas to all y’all. And my wish for y’all for Christmas.

-Digger: I hope you get a big bottle of Patron and a quater of dro. Just because homie.
-willyj: I hope the Vikings make the playoffs. And I hope you get your dick sucked by a white broad with big titties and gap the size of the Mississippi River…and she swallows it.
-N-Site: I hope you smoke the best green in the D.C. area. And for some reason I want you to wear a sheer skirt with no draws on.
-ihadnochoice: I want you to fuck 7 bitches from Christmas Eve 8:00 pm to Christmas night 11:36 pm.
-Cic: Too bad the 49ers ain’t making the Super Bowl.
-Naj: I want the big homie to get the best job in the world…A married pimp. A couple of 40’s…no St. Ides Peach ones either.

And shoutout to everybody else…cjp, jaz, persia p, jae, ernest frazier, the lurking ass homie J. Rush, Trissa, Rocky & Slim (if y’all still lurk), and anybody else I might’ve forgot about.