SOHH Over It!

Good morning to y’all wonderful assclowns, deviants, and pervs. It’s been a minute huh?

Yesterday, was December 18th as I’m sure you all remembered. To some, it was a regular day. But to me, it was my day of atonement…somewhat. I’ve been caught up in my legal troubles since 2005.

Brief rundown for those who don’t know and those who might care. My “homeboy” sells 2 ounces of cocaine to an undercover at 12 on a Friday. The dumb ass task force follows this nigga around for 6 hours before attempting to arrest him. Just my dumb luck, I’m the nigga with him when they decide to arrest him. I get caught up on some drug charges and two pistol charges. The DA asks me to cooperate with their investigation. I decline that offer. We go to trial…we beat the case…we’re released from jail….I’m given back the three pistols that the police took from me, including the one that was supposedly stolen.

Fast forward one year later. I get pulled over for my “tint being too dark”. But when the police found out that my tint was legal, the traffic stops turns into a stop for me not wearing a seat belt, which somehow leads to my car getting searched. The same gun that was given back to me one year earlier by the police was stolen. So now I have a theft by receiving charge…a class B felony in Georgia. Back to the county I go…

So this has been dragged out since May of 2006. Even though I had receipts from where I bought the gun from an authorized dealer, the state still wants to drag this out as far as possible.

So we get to court yesterday, and my lawyer was on his Matlock shit. The police officers got on the stand, and said different shit from each other, stumbled over their words, and all other types of three stooges type shit (including one officer even tripping over a cord). The officers say they pulled me over for not wearing a seatbelt. My lawyer asks how come I wasn’t written a ticket? The police have no answer. My lawyer than asked do they search everyone’s vehicle that doesn’t wear a seatbelt? The police respond with “depends on probable cause.” The lawyer asks what was their probable cause. Their answer “they smelled air freshner” (no bullshit, this pussy actually said that on the stand). My lawyer asked was air freshner against the law. The officer replied no. So my lawyer asked did they find anything in the car. They said they found marijuana (could be). So my lawyer asks how come I wasn’t arrested for possession of marijuana. They have no answer. This was really a sight to see. The other police gets on the stand and says he smelled marijuana time he walked up to the car. My lawyer asked him was my windows rolled up or down. He says they were up. My lawyer then says that my tint was too dark, but yet they could see into the car enough to tell I didn’t have a seatbelt on. AND the odor from the marijuana was SO strong that he could smell the marijuana outside the car, but did not charge me for marijuana. This asshole replies “it wasn’t enough to arrest him” (no bullshit). Hilarious.

My lawyer didn’t even mention a pistol the whole time, but he really showed the jury how stupid these assholes are.

I didn’t have to go back to court today. The jury wasn’t asked to return. So that means, my case will probably get thrown away.

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Advantage Ced.