1. uhhhh … so Brits baby sis is prego and somehow the family thinks that this will be less of an outrage by claiming that she met the “father” at church ……Â okay……. just let that marinate for a minute.
2. No, this bitch did not just ask me what I am getting her for christmas when she knows I met her after the thanksgiving deadline. I’m insulted… you could have at least shot for Valentines day…..
3. Lillies, multi colored roses and a big basket of Godiva chocolates will definetely get you “full service” until January 3rd.
4. Fellas… make sure she’s up to date on them pills because a Christmas baby is next years maybe….
5. Believe me…. $90 in shipping fees beats a crowded ass department store anyday… god bless the internet.
6. Only children and women that I wake up next to are eligible for a christmas present…. for everybody else… wait til your b-day.
7. Is there a more depressing time of the year ???
8. Stop telling your kids that some fat white man is responsible for that Ipod…..
9. Is porn a good christmas present ?? It is the gift that gives back…lol.
10. You look so cute with that Santa hat on….
11. This is also has to be the toughest time to be a midget….
12. Can you believe that we are already 8 years into 2k !!!
13. If I see another broad with christmas colors painted on her nails i’m gonna call for a boycott…. its not cute mami…. just keep the fucking santa hat on.
14. He ain’t call you in 3 weeks……. don’t worry… he’ll call again around January 13th…..
15. How bad do Britneys parents look now…..
16. Understand that me going out to see some gotdamn 60 foot christmas tree in 10 degree weather with you is gonna cost you bigtime……. and with me, it always comes back to sex so be prepared and make sure you bring a mouthpiece.
17. Its funny as hell to hear broke people lie about what they got other people for christmas…lol. Especially when they ain’t get YOU shit…lol.
18. Nah homie… I want to sit on Mrs Claus lap…… move over fat man.
19. What makes these half ass R&B singers think they can remix a Donnie Hathaway classic ??
LEAVE “THIS CHRISTMAS” ALONE
20. Does Santa give white supremacist’ children presents because they haven’t been good this year at all…..
Oh yeah…. and they march too…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22324664/
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December 19, 2007 @ 11:06 am
her sixteen year old ass met her 19 year old “live in boyfriend” at church…?
I know her moms is HEATED- she was writing a book for a Christian company on how to raise your kids..
damn those girls for messing with her paper..
December 19, 2007 @ 11:17 am
How can her moms be heated… she got a “warning” with Britney so she shoulda been prepared. When you have both children getting piped down on the regular at such a young age, it ain’t the kids.. ITS YOU…lol.
She knew her daughter was fucking…. check this out…
“Lynne Spears told OK! that her daughter had been dating Casey Aldridge for years. But in an Associated Press interview conducted shortly before Thanksgiving, Jamie Lynn said she did not have a steady boyfriend. “I kind of just keep my options open,” she told AP. “I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends.” In the OK! interview, Jamie Lynn said she had met Aldridge at church. “….
lol…
Keeping my options open ???
Bunch of GUY friends that I hang out with ???
Now it opens up the floodgates as to who is really the babies father….
Funny thing is that I never knew this broad existed before the news hit….
December 19, 2007 @ 11:35 am
Note to self:
Any white chicks with the last name Spears will fuck…
December 19, 2007 @ 11:42 am
You’d never heard of Zoe 101? lol….you must not have tweens in your life
…but how are you going to have a “live-in boyfriend” and “keep your options open?”
Does.Not.Compute.
December 19, 2007 @ 11:47 am
If it has to do with Nickelodeon… I ain’t in it. I remain far and away from “al things children”… its kept me baby free for almost 30 years and I am not gonna abandon it until I am ready to have em.
I even do the sign of the cross whenever I pass a KIDS R US….lol.
Besides… all these lil white girls look alike to me.
December 19, 2007 @ 11:56 am
Besides… all these lil white girls look alike to me.
They have to be over 25 before you knock em off… Just a rule
AN by then its easier to tell them apart.
December 19, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
This is how bad it gotten….
http://www.petitiononline.com/isiah/petition.html
December 19, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
Yeah, this shit is a damn shame…
Just glad it ain’t Bobbi Kristina…
**crosses fingers, legs, knees, knocks on wood, steel, and aluminum**
December 20, 2007 @ 10:51 am
willy- i dont peg bobbi kris for preganancy- rehab more than likely… but i think shes too spoiled to go for a baby.