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Playoff Implications

December 17, 2007 willyjsimmons

Bears (5-8) vs. Vikings (7-6)

Vikings MUST win this game.

Shout Out to Vince Young - Tell them haters to SIT DOWN. LOL!!!!!

**sidebar

Ya’ll seen the new commercials for RAMBO!!!???

Damn Stallone?

Main Street @ 10:10 am

138 comments

  1. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:17 am

    Morning!

    I saw the preview when I went to see Hitman…he’s settled into his new face nicely…but it’s still the same Rambo lol…I just have a hard time suspending disbelief when I watch that shit- you defeated all the Vietcong? by yourself, homie? really?

  2. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:20 am

    ‘you defeated all the Vietcong? by yourself, homie? really?’

    I bet he takes one of those special ‘blue pills’.

    How was Hitman?

    I like the games, but you know how they’ll fuck some shit up when they try to turn it into a movie.

  3. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:25 am

    I never played the game, myself, but it was an okay film…he got his Hitman on lol. It didn’t make a whole lot of sense- you know the deal…he pulls a hit, it’s a setup, and then he’s got to find who set him up. He meets a girl who’s involved- he’s her only hope- they run. (you’ve seen all this before.)

    It’s one of those movies that is just fine for what it is lol. Don’t go in there expecting the Bourne Ultimatum and you’ll be juuuuuust fine.

  4. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:26 am

    I’d like to dedicate
    “She’s always in my hair” by Prince to the Eagles… but its still all good

    Anywho I still havent got the Hitman Blood Money game. I have the first 2 something wont let me see the movie. Shit might fuck it up for me.

  5. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:29 am

    Hitman was the shiit !!!!
    Did you see it in 3-d ???

  6. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:30 am

    ‘Don’t go in there expecting the Bourne Ultimatum and you’ll be juuuuuust fine.’

    Nevermind then.

    Fuckin Cowboys!?!?

    WTH.WTF.

  7. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:33 am

    Fuckin Cowboys!?!?

    WTH.WTF.

    ————-
    Its was just one game…
    They still gonna take the NFC. They only need to worry about GB.

  8. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:34 am

    ‘Don’t go in there expecting the Bourne Ultimatum and you’ll be juuuuuust fine.’

    Yeah, I heard that too. I’ll wait til its on cable.

    Sup folks?

  9. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:38 am

    I wasnt to upset with the lost yesterday… The Boys were due… so Its still all good.

    I need to get back to the movies… The last movie I saw was why did i get married. Im missing out on my movie going experience.

  10. comment by jaz :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:42 am

    not related..but funny. chick is MAD hurt

  11. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:46 am

    Naw.

    That game was fuckin SAD…

    SAD.

    TO lookin crazy as hell.
    Whitten almost broke his neck.

    I don’t need this bad mojo rubbing off on my team.

    I’m superstitious.

    Last movie I saw in the theater was Die Hard.

  12. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:54 am

    But TO did say the word WE in the postgame interview… Thats all I needed to hear. That one game will refocus the Boys. Playoffs baby….

    An since the Dolphins won some shit was meant to happen…

  13. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:55 am

    Yaknawmean!

    Ebonics Translator sold separately.

    Oh wait…she’s talkin bout eatin REMY’s cooch???

    ‘She Frontin!’

  14. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:56 am

    jaz….

    lemme find out Remy was into the Catch of the Day lol.

    I never got that butch thing- if you like women, why like women…who look like dudes?

  15. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 10:59 am

    Jas - LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can just see the love in her eyes

  16. comment by jaz :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:01 am

    I never got that butch thing- if you like women, why like women…who look like dudes?
    ========================
    i always wondered the same thing- makes no sense to me…but my outlook is obviously flawed-maybe i should pull a costanza and do the opposite of what i have been doing lol

  17. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:01 am

    ‘Oh wait…she’s talkin bout eatin REMY’s cooch???’

    She said Remy ate the box.

  18. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:10 am

    dig, you stoopid….but she did look a lil hurt when Remy went click-click on her though

    I can’t tell you what to do, Miss Jasmine, but I’m just sayin…use dental dams and make sure the lube doesn’t have any numbing agents in it…(I’ve made that mistake…drool is not attractive)

  19. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:14 am

    ‘maybe i should pull a costanza and do the opposite of what i have been doing lol’

    ‘She said Remy ate the box.’

    Damn Ebonics.

    ‘I’ve made that mistake’

    Say it ain’t so.

  20. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:18 am

    What? lol…you’ve never used lube before? I’m just saying, read the bottle…

  21. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:21 am

    ‘you’ve never used lube before?’

    **looks around the office**

    Um, no.

    And certainly not the kind that makes you go numb.

    Whut U need lube for…???

  22. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:24 am

    I didn’t KNOW it was going to do that lol…I’m not explaining what I needed it for, because it’s going to sound wrong no matter how I say it.

  23. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:27 am

    ‘because it’s going to sound wrong no matter how I say it’

    That’s kinda what I was thinkin.

  24. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:32 am

    ‘because it’s going to sound wrong no matter how I say it’

  25. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:37 am

    you and willy are dead wrong….

    Forget I said anything lol.

  26. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:46 am

    ‘Forget I said anything lol’

    Oh.No.Can’t.Do.That.

    Cuz I’ma be tryin to figure out how the lube got in your mouth ALL day.

  27. comment by Chevy :
    December 17, 2007 @ 11:54 am

    @ the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

    We clinched the NFC South. But Tampa Bay don’t wanna see Dallas in the playoffs though.

    I’m hoping the Bears pull this off tonight, cause I KNOW Tampa can beat the New Orlean Ain’ts.

    TAMPA BAY UP!

  28. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

    ‘I’m hoping the Bears pull this off tonight’

    Did this nigga just…

    What the hell is wrong wit you?

  29. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

    simple explanation- it was on something that was in my mouth…that is all no need to be puzzled.

    anyways…….

  30. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

    Jaeda:

    Im just fuckin wit you, I been on that boat too

  31. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

    ‘it was on something that was in my mouth…that is all’

    Well that could be ALL kinds of thangs…

    It’s different up there in Canada.

  32. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

    lube ???
    lube???
    Did somebody say lube ???

  33. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

    ‘I been on that boat too’

    Now why are you tellin on yourself?

    Now I gotta visualize the e-wifey talking with a lisp.

  34. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:15 pm

    ‘it was on something that was in my mouth…that is all’

    ————-
    Lube… things in the mouth….
    looks like somebody had a very “slippery” weekend and a nigga ain’t talking about the weather…lol.

  35. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

    I know Eb…it’s all good, but I’m just saying …reading is fundamental for good clean fun

    This concludes my PSA announcement…

  36. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

    no, no whips this weekend lol…although I’m not opposed to a riding crop or two…hey wait, isn’t it a tad early for this shit? don’t we usually wait till after lunch?

  37. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

    I aint tellin, Willy, Im just sayin Ive had the numb tongue/lip issue before - not necessarily obtained in the same fashion

  38. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:29 pm

    ‘not necessarily obtained in the same fashion’

    O RLY?!?

  39. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

    Numb tongues and lips ???
    Lube ????

    I see everybody has the christmas cheer…lol.

  40. comment by trissa :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:41 pm

    Ya’ll nasty!!!

  41. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:44 pm

    ‘I see everybody has the christmas cheer…’

    I was tryin to.

    But ol girl showed up to the bar wit her ‘manfriend’.

    I had to fall back and play my position.

    I think I’m officially a ’side piece’.

  42. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:45 pm

    Ihadno: Yessssssssss!

    Bruce, Banga said you need to check your email. He is locked out.

  43. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:46 pm

    I think I’m officially a ’side piece’.

    Hey its speacial obligations that come with being a side peice.

  44. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:51 pm

    Okay.

  45. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:53 pm

    But ol girl showed up to the bar wit her ‘manfriend’.

    I had to fall back and play my position.

    —————-
    Sounds like ” a breakdown in communication” to me….. lol….

  46. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:55 pm

    But Bruce…

    what I want to know is when did you start batting clean-up.

  47. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 12:58 pm

    @dig

    I’m in my email, and I don’t see anything from banga??

    @ihadno

    I knew last week that dude was coming into town…but she didn’t clue me in that he was gonna be with her until she was on her way there.

    @cjp

    Last week was ‘crazy’.

    Crazy.

  48. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:04 pm

    Oh so she got a dude from outta town?

  49. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

    ‘Oh so she got a dude from outta town?’

    Technically, she’s outta town too.

    15 minutes.

    But yeah, he’s even more outta.

    They’re technically ‘broken up’. But you know how that goes.

  50. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

    Willy, set him back to password.

  51. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

    I’m a step ahead of you boo.

    I sent him an email.

    It should work now?

  52. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

    I’m in my email, and I don’t see anything from banga??

    I sent it on 12/6 at approximately 3:32 pm
    titled CAN’T LOGIN wit a word press attatchment confirming my unsuccessful entry into the blog we now call home! But Im not bitter
    just slightly salty

  53. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

    They’re technically ‘broken up’. But you know how that goes.

    Because neither one of us, neither one of us…wants to be the first to say gooooodbye.

    Well I already know you’re within guidelines so…do what you do homie. I know I cant do it… Im too competitive.

  54. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:27 pm

    @Banga

    LMAOOOOOOOO!

    I got THAT email…but it says you reset your password.

    You should have gotten an email reply?

    @cjp

    ‘I know I cant do it… Im too competitive.’

    I will admit doe, after I saw this cat…

    I was a lil miffed.

    Like THIS is dude?

    **cliff face**

    But I just charged it to the game knowing I had knocked off another broad on Wednesday.

  55. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

    ‘But I just charged it to the game knowing I had knocked off another broad on Wednesday.’

    Savage.

  56. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:29 pm

    I aint tellin, Willy, Im just sayin Ive had the numb tongue/lip issue before - not necessarily obtained in the same fashion

    ———–

    I wish yall could see the scooby doo look on my face right now

  57. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

  58. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

    But I just charged it to the game knowing I had knocked off another broad on Wednesday.

    AN thats what we like to call the Beauty of it all…

    Miffed huh?

  59. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

    ‘Savage’

    Call me ‘Fred’.

  60. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:33 pm

    comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:27 pm |edit

    @Banga

    LMAOOOOOOOO!

    I got THAT email…but it says you reset your password.

    You should have gotten an email reply?
    ———

    I did
    it didn’t work so I attatched the link cuz I couldn’t figure out what I was doing wrong
    never less my productivity was through the roof
    Now they want me to overachieve every week and my mgr was being extra nice to me.

  61. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

    ‘Miffed huh?’

    Damn Skippy.

  62. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:36 pm

    ‘it didn’t work so I attatched the link cuz I couldn’t figure out what I was doing wrong’

    Ohhhh…

    You log in as banga or his royal sexiness?

  63. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:37 pm


    ——–
    I wish yall could see the scooby doo look on my face right now

  64. comment by dig :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:37 pm

    ‘You log in as banga or his royal sexiness?’

    Please dont get that boy started again

  65. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

    Being a sidepiece has a lot of benefits. As long as you don’t catch feelings, its actually a better place to be. No responsibility whatsoever and a broad can’t tell you shit.
    But its always that “don’t catch feelings ” part that gets people into trouble.

  66. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:43 pm

    Please dont get that boy started again

    ——

    Quiet woman

    His Royal Sexiness, tried to change it though cuz is cap sensitive after a few attempts it locked me out.

    the real issue though is, I got a new computer and all my settings were wiped clean.

  67. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:43 pm

    But I just charged it to the game knowing I had knocked off another broad on Wednesday.

    ————
    Awwww shit……
    Willy doing “footbal numbers”….lol.

  68. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

    No responsibility whatsoever and a broad can’t tell you shit.
    But its always that “don’t catch feelings ” part that gets people into trouble.

    An all inquires about the other person in that situation are on a need to know basis. Shit is like the Patriot Act.

  69. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

    @dig

    @ihadno

    Yeah homie.

    I’m in a nice lil place right now.

    I’m determined to show her my indifference.

  70. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:47 pm

    ‘the real issue though is, I got a new computer and all my settings were wiped clean.’

    Ahhhh….

    What did you login as today?

    Lemme put on my Blog God hat.

  71. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

    But its always that “don’t catch feelings ” part that gets people into trouble.
    ——-

    Thats why I tell my dogs,
    don’t stick it all the way in!

    If you don’t love em
    4inches!
    and no circular motion….thats the wifey stroke!
    aim straight and ram in a straight line
    big buck no wammies

  72. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:49 pm

    @banga

    nevermind I figured it out.

    His Royal Sexiness…

    can’t change that doe.

    If you want something else, you’ll have to create another account, then I’ll delete this one.

  73. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

    ‘An all inquires about the other person in that situation are on a need to know basis.’

    Me and dude were NOT introduced.

  74. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

    nah Im good
    shts saved so we good

  75. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

    Me and dude were NOT introduced.

    Very good… Cause it just dont feel right splashing a chick after you given her dude a pound…

  76. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:56 pm

    If you don’t love em
    4inches!
    and no circular motion….thats the wifey stroke!
    aim straight and ram in a straight line
    big buck no wammies

    ————-
    big bucks… no whammies …

    I wish I had that type of control but homie has a mind of his own once he penetrates the pink….
    Its like a kid in the Mickey D’s play room… you can’t tell him shit.
    Women must love how we talk about them….lol.

  77. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    Me and dude were NOT introduced.

    ———–

    Since when does that matter
    If I run into a chick I fkin at the mall with another dude. I give him a pound and tell her hit me back later. Female’s a slick to, where you know him from. Oh we bump into each other now and then, nuthin serious.

  78. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

    Very good… Cause it just dont feel right splashing a chick after you given her dude a pound

    ———————-

    Shiiit.. thats extra motivation to send her ass back home wit a knee brace and some Advils….

  79. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    If you don’t love em
    4inches!
    and no circular motion….thats the wifey stroke!
    ——————————————————

    Shit then Im all fucked up…

  80. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

    ‘Shiiit.. thats extra motivation to send her ass back home wit a knee brace and some Advils….’

    Not when the reason dude came to town, was to pick up a gun he ordered.

    This Nebraska.

  81. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

    Women must love how we talk about them….lol.

    ——-

    If they only knew
    heads get real creative wit it to.

    I know one friend who told me when I was young
    never make a chick cum, right before they bout to pull out or they’re gonna get attatched.
    Now when you 13 you think he’s given you some game.
    That nga was high as a kite and talking out his ass!

    Recently someone told me you can tell if a chick got a fat pussy by how big her forehead is.
    Now I can’t stop looking at chicks all fucked up and Tisha Campbell’s no titty having ass is suddenly very attractive.

  82. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

    Shiiit.. thats extra motivation to send her ass back home wit a knee brace and some Advils….

    Dude I cant do that… It would make me feel bad.

  83. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

    Not when the reason dude came to town, was to pick up a gun he ordered.

    Exactly…. I aint one for causing problems.

  84. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:14 pm

    Not when the reason dude came to town, was to pick up a gun he ordered.
    ———–
    DAMN
    Just had a Players club flashback when Jamie met Lisaraye’s daddy!

  85. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

    sidebar:

    ‘Roc Boys’ named Rolling Stone ‘Song of the Year’

  86. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:19 pm

    Britney Spears #15?

  87. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

    DAMN
    Just had a Players club flashback when Jamie met Lisaraye’s daddy!

    Yall aint going to the Mosey Wosey are you….BLAMM!!!!

  88. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

    ‘Roc Boys’ named Rolling Stone ‘Song of the Year’

    Im not Reading Rolling Stone anymore… They didnt even review my album…

  89. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

    @cjp

    Nigga…

    There is a fucking group called ‘Panda Bear’.

  90. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

    Dude I cant do that… It would make me feel bad.

    ————
    Stop being selfish and think of your penis for once…lol..

  91. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

    ‘They didnt even review my album…’

    H.A.T.E.

  92. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:35 pm

    There is a fucking group called ‘Panda Bear’.

    Im suing right now… WTF.

  93. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

    You don’t like the britney song, willy? I think it’s hot in a strung out, dirty kind of way…but not in a ski-blacky Amy Winehouse way, in that pop tart kinda way lol…

  94. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:37 pm

    Stop being selfish and think of your penis for once…lol..

    Thats how I get in the most trouble… I kinda fucked a dude I knew girl once now this was back in 93 and he was fucking other chicks… but the nigga is STILL mad at me till this day.

  95. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

    but Lip Gloss higher than Let it Go…?

  96. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

    @jae

    It’s not even ‘Gimmie’

    It her NEW shit…’Piece of Me’?

    I think they picked it because of the shit she’s sayin in it?

    It’s alright, but #15?

    Prince got #39.

    I can’t EVEN co-sign that.

  97. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:41 pm

    Thats how I get in the most trouble… I kinda fucked a dude I knew girl once now this was back in 93 and he was fucking other chicks… but the nigga is STILL mad at me till this day.

    ————
    But you knew him…. if you don’t know who her man is than you don’t owe that nigga no allegiance… he’d fuck your girl in a minute…lol.
    I

  98. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:50 pm

    ihadno

    dawg its just something about me now that wont allow me to fuck around with chicks that have dudes… I guess cause I would be pissed as shit if that was me. I know I shouldnt give a shit but I do. So if a chick got a man I’ll let her know I cant do it… BUT I wont say never cause a nice set of legs and a round ass might fuck up the program.

  99. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

    @CJP…
    Than you are a better man than me. I’ve never messed with a MARRIED woman before and I would say that is prolly off limits for me…. but some nigga she been seeing for a couple of months… nah homie….. I’m going in. We can change the world before we can change a no good broad….

  100. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

    It her NEW shit…’Piece of Me’?

    I like that song…Im so ashamed of myself for it too…

  101. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

    Ihadno

    I told the story about that married chick that husband told me that he would Die for his family… I never spoke to that bitch again.

    I like to think a girl having a man doesnt matter but it does… I know how I am and everytime I would see the chick Im trying to out do the nigga. If he go 2 hours Im going 4 if the nigga wont eat the puss for a long time Im going all out… and then there I go getting into trouble with the broad.

  102. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

    And Britney Spears has a perfume ???
    Who the fuck wants to smell like Britney Spears ???
    eeewwwww…….

  103. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:05 pm

    ‘I like that song…Im so ashamed of myself for it too…’

    I’ll admit it, the voice box got me too.

    But I’ma get married to Sensual Seduction.

    **brooklyn accent**

    Word Is Bond Son!

  104. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

    And Britney Spears has a perfume ???
    Who the fuck wants to smell like Britney Spears ???

    An aroma of cum stains and Marboro smixed with a jelly donut…

  105. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

    But I’ma get married to Sensual Seduction.

    THat shit is the funniest coolest shit Ive seen in my life…Snoop is a fool

  106. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

    Don’t be shamed cjp…it’s not “Toxic” quality, but it’s worth a listen in the car.

  107. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

    @CJP..
    Oh yeah… you don’t need to be messing with involved women if you on it like that….lol.
    I don’t even inquire about the nigga. I figure that if she is with me than that nigga must not be holding up his end of the bargain for whatever reason and if it wasn’t me, it would be some other dude.

  108. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

    Actually, she has 4…Fantasy, Midnight Fantasy, Curious, and Believe…they actually smell okay lol..they all smell like grape and red Koolaid to me…except curious- that’s just stinky.
    ——-
    And Britney Spears has a perfume ???
    Who the fuck wants to smell like Britney Spears ???
    eeewwwww…….

  109. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

    An aroma of cum stains and Marboro smixed with a jelly donut…

    ———-
    Don’t forget the soiled baby diaper that she left under the car seat…..

  110. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

    I don’t even inquire about the nigga.

    Thats the way to go… Never ask questions about the other dude. Cause it dont matter. Now if I meet a chick she’s gonna have to tell me that she has a man cause I wont ask…. An if she doesnt say nothing then I have plausible deniability.

  111. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:16 pm

    Don’t forget the soiled baby diaper that she left under the car seat…..

    White girl gone bad… for real

  112. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

    @jaeda…
    How does that dirty broad end up with 4 fragrances ?
    That is like Flavor Flave coming out with a fucking beauty line……

    Is there a woman out right now that is as “dirty” as Britney ???
    Even her crotch shots were ugly and a womans crotch is supposed to be the promised land…lol.

  113. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

    That is like Flavor Flave coming out with a fucking beauty line……

    This nigga here.

  114. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

    ‘Don’t forget the soiled baby diaper that she left under the car seat…..’

    Now that’s just wrong.

  115. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:29 pm

    That was FAST…

    Pam Anderson and ol dude are getting a divorce.

    **Tommy’s at the crib going through his stretching routine**

  116. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

    Don’t forget the soiled baby diaper that she left under the car seat…..

    tommy doesn’t need to stretch…you know damn well he hasn’t stopped fucking her lol. You know that’s why Kid Rock is salty as hell about Tommy- that will always be her man.

  117. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

    **Tommy’s at the crib going through his stretching routine**

    Soon as she filed the paper work dude was like “ah well I guess Im getta blew tonight”

  118. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:36 pm

    Kid Rock is salty as hell about Tommy- that will always be her man.

    See thats the shit right there… Nigga you cant be mad cause she still gives dude some every now an then. Thats just the way it is… IF anyone of you dudes ever marry Pan Anderson just get Tommy Lee a guest room of his own cause you already know whats going to happen .

  119. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:41 pm

    ‘you know damn well he hasn’t stopped fucking her’

  120. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:52 pm

    But I don’t even know why anybody would be upset about it…they’re always hanging around each other..shit, at awards shows sitting on his lap, going to breakfasts and they got kids too?…if you’re a dude or a chick looking to hook up with them, know that Tommy and Pamela will always trump you..that’s just how it is.

    Kid Rock shoulda known better.

  121. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 3:58 pm

    Pam is another dirty looking broad. If she didn’y have money, I would think that she was a crackhead prosty… same as Britney….
    And the dudes that dive in her are dirty looking also…. same for Britney…… It all adds up …..

  122. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:00 pm

    Well then that would make that K fed nigga dirty… then that would boil over to Shar Jackson and I wouldnt like that.

  123. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:02 pm

    WE had LSG…..
    Levert Sweat Gill

    TGT….
    Tyrese Ginuwine Tank

    And now live from the pigpen I present you….
    RTF
    Rock Tommy Federline …….

  124. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

    ‘then that would boil over to Shar Jackson and I wouldnt like that.’

    Tommy is supposed to be dirty though.

    Motley Crue and all that.

    He’s got a legacy to uphold.

  125. comment by ihadnochoice :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:07 pm

    Shiitt…. Shar might be dirty too…
    Dirty is as dirty does…lol.

  126. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

    Shiitt…. Shar might be dirty too…
    Dirty is as dirty does…lol.

    Please dont fuck up the fantasy…

  127. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

    And the dudes that dive in her are dirty looking also…. same for Britney…… It all adds up …..
    ——-

    I guess Im dirty too

    cuz I’d fk Pam Anderson and write a tell all book about it.
    Here’s a sample

    excerpt from Chapter one:
    At first she was scared, Your a lot bigger than Tommy She said. To reasure her I replied, I’ve seen your sex tape and you’ve put bigger objects up your butthole! Now be a good trailer park tramp, bend over and bite down on the pillow as hard as you can

    I’d sell millions!!!!

  128. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

    http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2007/12/1217_pam_solomon_mavrix.jpg

    she looks like the picture of Dorian Grey….

  129. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:17 pm

    I’ve seen your sex tape and you’ve put bigger objects up your butthole!

    A woman I can see myself getting into right there…

  130. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:20 pm

    Pam looks like some of those Porno chicks after a scene… She’s the chick in the extra footage part that answers questions an shit after taking a few guys to the face…. Damn shame.

  131. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

    ‘She’s the chick in the extra footage part that answers questions an shit after taking a few guys to the face’

  132. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:23 pm

    she looks like the picture of Dorian Grey….

    Are you talking about the dude engaged to Super Head.

  133. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:24 pm

    Oh Dorian Grey… I get it now

    You aint righ for that one…

  134. comment by Banga! :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

    Thats just wrong

    I’m the one asshole that would ask her how’d mine taste.

  135. comment by jaedalaurez :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    no, it was a literary reference :typein: She looks like the “old, dried up” version of Photoshoot Pam lol.

  136. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    I was thinking about Darius McCrary… Or other wise know as dumb muthafukka.

  137. comment by cjp :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:28 pm

    I’m the one asshole that would ask her how’d mine taste.

    Shiit…Knowing Pam she would answer you…

    “Um…it taste like Pickles and Beef Jerky”

  138. comment by willyjsimmons :
    December 17, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

    GOD DAYUM!

    She’s lookin COLD BUSTED in that pic.

    I think they’re getting a divorce over her leaving the house without her ‘full drag’ (Patti Labelle) on.

    LUNCH!!!!!!!

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