and footage of me in a Girls Gone Wild video turns up…
know that the white man is tryin to destroy me!
LOL
The round the way bar had the Girls Gone Wild crew in. But someone kinda forgot to properly promote it… and the girls couldn’t actually get nekked (ya’ll know ol dude is in jail right now). So they did this wet t-shirt contest, except they had optional bikini tops on. This light skindeded girl went without one and needless to say, she WON!
Her boobie game was nice.
Happy Birthday Dave!
Dave’s girl makes homemade deer summer sausage… if he don’t marry her… LOL!
Posts
December 10, 2007 @ 10:23 am
I am burnt the fuck out…I need to get out of here before i snap on somebody…
December 10, 2007 @ 10:29 am
Take some deep breaths.
Count to ten.
Pull a titty out.
December 10, 2007 @ 10:37 am
if i pull a titty out, this whole room would get dark
December 10, 2007 @ 10:38 am
Dave’s girl makes homemade deer summer sausage… if he don’t marry her… LOL!
Does she have a sister… Fuck it. Whats her number.
December 10, 2007 @ 10:38 am
‘if i pull a titty out, this whole room would get dark ‘
O RLY!!!
December 10, 2007 @ 10:39 am
‘Does she have a sister… Fuck it. Whats her number.’
No.No.No.
December 10, 2007 @ 10:46 am
And what you know about homemade deer summer sausage…
I got into that when I was staying in Wyoming.
December 10, 2007 @ 10:50 am
Nebraska knows all about that.
Her dad still hunts, but doesn’t like the taste anymore. So he gives all the meat to her. She didn’t know what to do with it all, so she started fuckin with the sausage and jerky.
Jerky was hittin too.
Although I should NOT have been fuckin with the spicy shit…
had a flavor called ‘inferno’.
I shoulda known better.
December 10, 2007 @ 10:53 am
and yes, RLY Willy
December 10, 2007 @ 10:56 am
I’m a carnivore…
so meat is my friend.
Loves me some jerky.
Good pothead food.
December 10, 2007 @ 10:58 am
jerky is great…
Yeah that spicy stuff gets the best of me sometimes.
But you cant beat good deer meat.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:21 am
jerky tastes like salty leather, and tears up your stomach…must be a guy thing
I just had venison curry last week…it was…odd lol.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:26 am
‘jerky tastes like salty leather’
Well…
‘I just had venison curry last week…it was…odd lol.’
I think I’ve had venison before…
WAY gamey **erm spellcheck**
December 10, 2007 @ 11:31 am
What up ya’ll?
First off Tony Romo is the truth. I think we might be able to beat the Patriots. We are no the same team that lost to them a while ago. If the Cowboys go to the Super Bowl, I’m flying home for the parade. The city of Dallas is going to be bananas!!! (No Ashanti)
Secondly, I think I have a single black female on my hands. There is this girl at work who bascially imitating everything I do. Now we are suppoe to be cool and every thing but this is getting out of hand. Every single hairstyle I get she goes and does her own kitchen do version of mine. If we got to the store she gotta get the same thing I get, just in a different color. She never wants me to eat lunch with our other friend. (who in reality I’m more cool with cause she likes her herb and she from the hood) Its like she wants me all to herself. Over the weekend I got a call from the mutual friend telling me that she done went and got a long black weave and styled the shit just like mine. I hung up the phone immediately and call my beautician and told her that I needed my shit cut into a different style cause I cant be looking like no other bitch I work with. Now I can see if we was in high school. That’s stuff that me and my friends did like dress alike, but the same hairstyle was always a no-no. This girl even went out and bought an ipod when she saw me rocking mines. Should I tell her that I’m noticing this weird behavior or should I be flattered?
December 10, 2007 @ 11:34 am
‘Should I tell her that I’m noticing this weird behavior or should I be flattered?’
How big are her breasts?
December 10, 2007 @ 11:36 am
They arent as big as mine, but she’s an amazon. She about 5′10″ and she is about 190-strong. But she is not cute. At. All.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:37 am
meh…just make sure whatever you do looks better. I mean, as long as you are happy with what you are wearing, who cares if somebody rocks the same sh*t- they can’t “wear” it like you. Plus, it’s work- who cares about what they think anyway?
December 10, 2007 @ 11:38 am
Should I tell her that I’m noticing this weird behavior or should I be flattered?
Now really how close is she trying to be like you. This might be all in your mind. But if not see if she like girls make a video and send it out… You already know the email address.
If she doenst like girls I got one word for ya….RUN
December 10, 2007 @ 11:41 am
Jae:
How would you feel if everything you did somebody that was suppose to be your friend turns around and does the same thing. And I’m sure people notice that shit, because every week I’m rocking something new. So lets say on Monday I come in with a short bob, on Wednesday she rocking a short blob… I mean bob. The shit is annoying to me.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:45 am
‘She about 5′10″ and she is about 190-strong. But she is not cute. At. All.’
Nevermind then.
Go get a streak of color put in and see if she bites.
Go Keyshia Cole Tang on her ass.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:46 am
This might be all in your mind. But if not see if she like girls make a video and send it out… You already know the email address.
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It’s just like she really trying to be my BEST friend. Ever since she helped me move to my new apartment shit has gotten worse. She trying to get me to get her furniture where she got hers. I cannot each lunch w/o her emailing at 12:59 asking me what I’m doing for lunch. She extra nosy. She want to know every little step I take. The mutual friend had to stop getting rides from her because she was all up in her business. If we got to a store on lunch I might pick up a red blouse, she has to turn around and get it fuschia.
I just saying. We just co-workers. I wouldnt even say we good friends.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:48 am
I wouldn’t care unless she looked better in it than I did.
Otherwise, please- feel free to try and “do me” if you dare…but don’t be surprised that it doesn’t work nearly as well.
And honestly, it’s just HAIR. If you like, suggest something else she might look good in after this hairstyle- when she gets it, then change your hair to something completely different.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:48 am
Go Keyshia Cole Tang on her ass.
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About 2 weeks ago I was rocking the Keyshia look. That one side short thing, but instead of blonde I had in like a burnt orange. (the shit was hot) Do you know whe said that she wanted that style but she didnt want to get her hair tapered in the back. I told her you have to brave to be fly. That’s the only style she didnt have like mines cause she didnt want to shave her shit.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:50 am
I wouldn’t care unless she looked better in it than I did.
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Never dat!!!
She dont have the face or and she shole dont have the swag!!!
So you saying I should be flattered?
December 10, 2007 @ 11:54 am
naw, I’m more or less saying…she doesn’t matter lol…as long as your shit is on point, she’s always going to look like a poor copy, you know?
If that’s what she wants to be, then that’s on her.
December 10, 2007 @ 11:59 am
See this is some true woman shit right there… I would have never paid any attention to that… Getting the same clothes MIGHT bother me but I got a weird taste sometimes… You got to be confident and a lil off to rock some shit I wear. But still i wouldnt bother me that much… Whats that saying : Imitation is the best for of flattery.
December 10, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
Timbaland to Prince:
‘Imitation is the best for of flattery.’
sidebar:
Ya’ll catch Snoop’s performance on Ellen??
December 10, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
Willy, he said “I want you to get on your feets.” …FEETS, dammit.
December 10, 2007 @ 12:26 pm
Ya’ll catch Snoop’s performance on Ellen??
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Sexual Seduction
This nigga Snoop done hit one two many blunts..trying to sang and shit. The video is funny as fuck. But the song..yeah I’m digging that shit. LOL!!!
December 10, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
Snoop is a FOOL wit it.
WOOOOO!
December 10, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
Ah shit…
Another chick suffering
from “shetrynabelikemeitis”…lol…..
December 10, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
Damn….
Vick got 23 months …..
damn……
December 10, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
Ah shit…
Another chick suffering
from “shetrynabelikemeitis”…lol
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December 10, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
‘Vick got 23 months …’
Maybe he can work on his throwing mechanics?
Maybe he can be cellmates with that nigga who used to play for Carolina that had his wife killed?
December 10, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
Maybe he can be cellmates with that nigga who used to play for Carolina that had his wife killed?
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Da. Hell.
December 10, 2007 @ 1:37 pm
Yeah Trissa…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rae_Carruth
December 10, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
Ah shit…
Another chick suffering
from “shetrynabelikemeitis”…lol…..
December 10, 2007 @ 1:54 pm
Quiz Time:
1. You’re a star football player, making millions of dollars a year playing in the NFL and thru endorsements. Do you
a) keep your nose clean, stay out of trouble and keep making your millions?
b) get involved in a penny-ante dogfighting scheme that reaps you thousands?
2. You’re a multi-million dollar making football player involved in illegal activities. Do you
a) lay low and keep trustworthy associates around you?
b) let your drug dealing cousin stay up in your house where you have a dogfighting ring set up?
3. You’ve just been convicted of dogfighting and you’re awaiting sentencing. The judge is known to be a hard ass. Do you
a) lay low until sentencing?
b) smoke it up knowing you have to take a drug test?
4. You’re a black man who committed crimes against dogs in a white, Confederate, socially conservative state. The judge is known to be a hard ass who goes over and beyond what the Gov’t recommends. Your homie who failed the drug test got 21 months in prison last week. Do you
a) think because you’re an NFL player on the Wheaties box you’ll get 12-18 months?
b) expect to get more time than your homey because 1) you bankrolled the operation 2) you’re a celebrity and 3) failed the drug test?
December 10, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
I’ll admit it…
I’d fail #3.
If I know I’m about to go to jail, you will prolly catch me with all kinds of dope on me.
Goin out with a BANG baby!
December 10, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Jae:
and a 
because when you get to jail big Ray-Ray is going to 
whenever he wants and all you can do is 
and cry for 
And for all the dumb entertainers and sports figures who have lost or about to lose all your money and forgot that they are black I want to give you a big
December 10, 2007 @ 2:02 pm
Willy:
. Got to get high and think about how you done fucked up and you going to lose all your bread!
What else can you do! But
December 10, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
I dunno…that just seems like a good time to “get my mind right”….he fucked up with the drug test.
I wonder if his cousin will show up to the “Welcome Home” party in 2 years …
December 10, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
‘I wonder if his cousin will show up to the “Welcome Home” party in 2 years …’
He better not.
December 10, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
“Hey Khia,
My name is Monica and I’m currently living in GA. My husband and I are swingers. Yes swingers. Please don’t judge us on that because I really need your advice on something. Ok, my hubby and I have lots of great sex with each other but he usually doesn’t make a lot of noises like moaning until he cums at the end. Well, us being swingers have never bothered me until now. This couple that we have been seeing are real cool and everything but when he’s inside of her, he’s moaning really loud the whole time, and it really bothers me. What should I do?
Monica
What’s really hood Monica,
Let me start off by saying that I never judge, only God can judge. I’m only here to keep it real. As for my advice, you chose to open up Pandora’s box and now its back to bite you in the ass. Plain and simple, your husband is tired of your pussy and you ain’t really excited about him either. The both of ya’ll enjoy fucking other people so ya’ll really can’t be enjoying each other too much. So fuck on if that’s what makes you happy. Don’t go start catching feelings now, let’s be real. New is always better than old pussy. The new pussy makes him moan and your pussy makes him want to fuck somebody else. I’m sure he enjoys watching other men long dick you but the moaning and excitement been long gone, so get over it. You’re a swinger for crying out loud. Find you a new dick to swing on. I got an idea, how about this. Let her fuck you so you can see what all the moaning is about. He fucks her, she sucks you, and everybody’s happy. Ya’ll so nasty!”
December 10, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
WTF is Floyd Mayweather Jr. doin wit them fur trunks?
December 10, 2007 @ 3:47 pm
‘New is always better than old pussy.’
This bitch droppin ’science’.
December 10, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
‘New is always better than old pussy.’
Shit thats the start of the Mens Anthem…. THat shit needs to be on Tshirts.