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MADE SEXY by willyjsimmons
December 6, 2007 @ 11:12 am
And damn I open threaded when I actually could post about the Mall Shooting.
Hot mess.
December 6, 2007 @ 11:31 am
He was listening to hip hop before he went into the mall and started shooting.
Watch the media will blame hip hop and the way it affects suburban kids.
Watch.
December 6, 2007 @ 11:37 am
So far, it seems like the young dude had psychological problems (well, obviously, but I’m sayin).
Got fired from his job around 1pm.
Killed 8 and wounded 5(4) by 1:41pm.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:07 pm
People are crazy out here- he had the nerve to write that he wanted to “go out in style”…
December 6, 2007 @ 12:08 pm
I didnt find out about this story till late yesteday night… What is it about young white teens and mass shootings.
What ever happen to just hurting yourself…now days muthafukkas want to take folks with them.
Let me be the first to say…I blame hip hop
December 6, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
Willy, I started to call you bout that shit yesterday.
They was sayin today he showed the family he was stayin with the gun the night before but they thought it was too old to possibly even fire anymore or something. Sound like some no fault fuckery to me.
Everybody I know who use to work at McDonalds is crazy too. Its something in the water up in there, lol.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:21 pm
‘Its something in the water up in there, lol.’
I was about to fuck my local mcdonald’s up yesterday too.
Since when did fast food stop being fuckin fast?
I’ma start killin my own cows from now on.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:22 pm
Well sad to say this won’t be the last time something like this happens. But I don’t know why these people think that this is going out in style….. some next depressed white boy is gonna shoot 17 and take his shine..
He should have stormed the white house and took out Bush… he would have went down in world history. Maybe I should become a “homicide counselor” so I can help murderers better target their victims….
December 6, 2007 @ 12:26 pm
‘Maybe I should become a “homicide counselor” so I can help murderers better target their victims….’
December 6, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
‘Since when did fast food stop being fuckin fast?’
Round about the same time it stopped being fuckin food.
‘But I don’t know why these people think that this is going out in style….’
I know like…. well he did start in a department store? LOL
December 6, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
Since when did fast food stop being fuckin fast?
Two words…Super Size.
Every since that shit has came to be Fast food has slowed down. Plus back in the day you only had so much on the menu… no McDonalds has every damn thing… McFish,McGriddle, Big Mac, McGritts… The one down the street even has Mc Green Tea… I think McGreens and McNeckbones are next.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:33 pm
Everybody I know who use to work at McDonalds is crazy too. Its something in the water up in there, lol.
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Hey! Hold up I used to work at McDonald’s!! What the hell your tyrna say????
December 6, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Meanwhile, what the fuck is going on with the weather- it rained last night, and today I damn near killed myself trying to walk on ice in heels…fell ALL on the side of my car
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Maybe I should become a “homicide counselor” so I can help murderers better target their victims….
December 6, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
‘I know like…. well he did start in a department store?’
willyjsimmons party now seating.
Club Rick James, vip upper level.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
Trissa, we love you here, so it’s not really about what we’re trying to say…it’s about what we’re trying NOT to say.
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Hey! Hold up I used to work at McDonald’s!! What the hell your tyrna say????
December 6, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
Shit, mcdonald’s cant even get a double cheeseburger and a small fry out in a timely fashion.
And…
I’ma need muthafuckaz to STOP goin through the drive-thru for a fuckin drink or a damn ice cream cone.
TAKE YO ASS INSIDE!!!
‘Meanwhile, what the fuck is going on with the weather-’
It’s snowing here right now.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
I’ma need muthafuckaz to STOP goin through the drive-thru for a fuckin drink or a damn ice cream cone.
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opps… my bad. But what if thats all I wanted and i didnt want to get out the car.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:44 pm
Trissa - you know you crazy as hell
Now look at THIS shit LOL….
Dog Blamed in Fish Frying Grease Blaze
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
TOPEKA, Kan. — Firefighters said a grease fire that left $50,000 in damage to a Topeka home erupted after a dog shut a woman out of the house while fish was frying on the stove.
Authorities said the woman was taking garbage outside Tuesday evening when the dog somehow shut the door behind her. Firefighters arrived to find heavy smoke with flames shooting from the roof of the home.
Topeka Fire Department Capt. Greg Degand said residents tried to douse the blaze, which started on a stove in the kitchen. But the flames spread to the attic and fully engulfed the house.
The woman’s husband said the important thing is that everyone made it out safely, including the dog and their pet bird.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
‘Meanwhile, what the fuck is going on with the weather-’
It’s snowing here right now.
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Man it’s like 12 fucking degrees here. We had like 5 inches of snow on Tuesday and are expected to get another 4-6 tonight. I love Chicago and all but a nigga is never ready for this cold. All you wanna do is lay up and screw all day.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:48 pm
‘and i didnt want to get out the car.’
December 6, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
Hey! Hold up I used to work at McDonald’s!! What the hell your tyrna say????
Girl… what you talking about. You and everyone in here knows that you are 1 sandwich short of a picnic.
Would you like an apple pie with thaaaat….
December 6, 2007 @ 12:50 pm
Eva Mendez is in a new PETA ad…
I know I shoulda already called DIBS but…
DIBS NIGGAZ!
She bukked nekked.
December 6, 2007 @ 12:52 pm
‘Would you like an apple pie with thaaaat…’
Why did you have to put the emphasis on it?
December 6, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
CJP:
You remember the McDonald’s On Buckner and Bruton. That was my first job. I used to stuff nuggets in pocket and shit. We used to go back and make up our own brugers. Those were the days….
December 6, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
Okay ladies…
ya’ll might have heard about the lil dust up with Jennifer Love Hewitt…
Is she REALLY a size 2, or is she fibbin?
December 6, 2007 @ 12:57 pm
Trissa
Yep I knew somebody that worked there back in the day… We use to get hooked up on those Chicken Sandwiches…. But the best hook up I had was at Whataburger on Lake June… I use to go there an get 30 dollars worth of food for Free… Damn shame
December 6, 2007 @ 12:58 pm
Girl… what you talking about. You and everyone in here knows that you are 1 sandwich short of a picnic.
Would you like an apple pie with thaaaat
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And nigga e-fuck you! I’m just as as sane as the rest of ya’ll. If you ask me we all a couple cans short of a 6 pack. LOL!!! That’s wy we vibe together so well.
WE ARE FAMILY!
December 6, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
Jennifer Love
Can still get it… Size 2 or Size 10. Its still Pink inside.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
no, she’s probably closer to a 4 or a 6, but i’m not mad @ her lol.
If i can have a hit TV show, a nice man, and eat what the fuck I want, and STILL rock the hell out of an evening gown…sign me up.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
My best friend is like that she skinny but she flabby. I think those pics show what real women look like. Everybody dont look like Paris Hilton or for that matter are as tone as Serena Williams. But I know I refuse to get into anybody’s bathing suit cause I know I need to tone up.
But real women have dimples. nothing wrong with it…
December 6, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
She has a lot of what us girls in Houston call “under butt”.
That’s funny!
December 6, 2007 @ 1:07 pm
But real women have dimples. nothing wrong with it…
Thats right… AN the stripper with the most strech marks usually gets the most money too….
December 6, 2007 @ 1:08 pm
‘f you ask me we all a couple cans short of a 6 pack. LOL!!! That’s wy we vibe together so well.
WE ARE FAMILY!’
Everybody sing…
@cjp
Oh I’d still fuck.
I was just curious as to whether or not she is tellin the truth or not.
Stop these lies ladies.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
I love the cold weather.
Not so much for being outside in it, it forces you inside and proves to always make a viable excuse as to why you don’t want to go out tonight when we can stay warm inside and watch the bootleg Family Guy boxset among other things………
December 6, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
‘AN the stripper with the most strech marks usually gets the most money too….’
Well…
not because of the stretch marks.
But because of her ‘technique’.
Those somewhat older skrippers know how to ‘work dat’.
Them young broads usually have no skillz.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:13 pm
And nigga e-fuck you! I’m just as as sane as the rest of ya’ll. If you ask me we all a couple cans short of a 6 pack. LOL!!! That’s wy we vibe together so well.
WE ARE FAMILY!
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Hey.. speak for yourself. I’ve got surplus beer cans in my inventory…lol.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
WOW…
Herbie Hancock up for Grammy Album of the year.
Who knew?
December 6, 2007 @ 1:18 pm
Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil flab. Whats doggy style without the “ripple effect” and missionary without being able to grab a handful of ass…
I
Thats the last “sexual” comment I will make today.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
Ain’t nothing wrong with a lil flab. Whats doggy style without the “ripple effect” and missionary without being able to grab a handful of ass…
I
Thats the last “sexual” comment I will make today.
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Last Sunday when me and the boyfriend was getting it he decided to pick me up and and he stood in front of the mirror and made me look at us doing it. It was a sight to see to say the least. Ripples and waves and vibrations and smiley faces…
December 6, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
Yeah… I heard that Herbie news…
Amy got 6 and Kanye got 8 !!!
December 6, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
‘Thats the last “sexual” comment I will make today.’
Now you see I just called on the women to stop tellin lies, and here YOU go…
December 6, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
Last Sunday when me and the boyfriend was getting it he decided to pick me up and and he stood in front of the mirror and made me look at us doing it. It was a sight to see to say the least. Ripples and waves and vibrations and smiley faces…
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I’ve recorded that shit on my phone and played it back just to pinpoint and improve the hitch in my stroke….lol.
I ain’t down for making tapes and shit like that but I’ll record a quick session (with her consent of course) just to get that “porno view”…
See now yall are baiting me. I am trying to “clean up” my act and yall are being horrible influences.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
‘See now yall are baiting me.’
December 6, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
See now yall are baiting me. I am trying to “clean up” my act and yall are being horrible influences.
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Once a dirty man always a dirty man. Stop trying to clean up your act. You nasty just like me!
December 6, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
Society has all us women thinking that men dont like stretch marks and dimples. They have us thinking that we gotta be perfect looking in bed. I used to be ashamed of walking around naked because I didnt want guys to the dimples and what not. Now I realize it dont matter. Hell the boyfriend be like he actualluy likes them.
Men are confusing…
I guess from Nia Long to Jill Scott, its all pink where it counts
December 6, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
Now you see I just called on the women to stop tellin lies, and here YOU go…
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I took some dumb ass “sex test” online yesterday and it basically told me that I think about sex too much….
WTF ???
If you ask me, we don’t think about sex enough. You know Bush ain’t gettin sex and see how he reacts ?
When Bill was sexin the whole white house, the nation was doing a lot better.
Make Love not war….
December 6, 2007 @ 1:39 pm
I took some dumb ass “sex test” online yesterday and it basically told me that I think about sex too much….
WTF ???
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there is no such thing. I know I think about sex more than the average female. But so what. I have a high sex drive.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
‘I guess from Nia Long to Jill Scott, its all pink where it counts’**
**Within MAN COUNCIL guidelines, of course
You don’t have to fit the ’spec’ perfectly, but there is a tolerance level in place for safety reasons.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
I gotta have some “shake” on my women. Not “earthquake shake” but they gotta have some bounce. I ain’t down with getting stabbed by an ass bone while I am tryin to send shorty home on crutches..lol.
Stretch marks are a part of life but their are good and bad cases of it so I ain’t gonna just say its ALLLL good..lol.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
What is the thing that turns you off on a woman.
What are the things that make a woman unattractive?
Just curious….
December 6, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
‘What are the things that make a woman unattractive?’
A penis.
Other than that, a dude just might ‘work with you’ regardless. **gotta have at least one eye, even if it ain’t workin right**
Now…
ya’ll females gotta be willin to ‘work’ with those of use who do not look like [insert random nice lookin negro here].
Meet us half way baby. Meet us half way.
December 6, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
Lunch!!!
December 6, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
Hygiene is everything. It can make a beautiful woman look like roadkill and will make an unattractive woman that more attractive.
But the belly is everything.
No matter what condition the rest of a womans body is in, her stomach can’t supercede her breast or ass. I’ve had flat asses and small breast but one road that I don’t navigate is the big belly. It just kills it for me.
But ain’t nothing going down if your feet ain’t right. I know thats the going theme nowadays but no… I don’t think I have ever been with a woman with fucked up feet. If I did, she had her shoes on and I ain’t see them.
December 6, 2007 @ 2:04 pm
‘If I did, she had her shoes on and I ain’t see them.’
**cue Boomerang clip**
December 6, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
so no Jill Scott for you ihadno?
lmaoooooooo @ you and the foot thing. My husband is the same way.
We can work with you willy, but you can’t roll up in there looking like Akon or Bonecrusher and be arrogant to boot, cause you really think there’s a man shortage out here, so somebody should be “grateful” to have your ass. Know your role.
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ya’ll females gotta be willin to ‘work’ with those of use who do not look like [insert random nice lookin negro here].
Meet us half way baby. Meet us half way.
December 6, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
‘Know your role.’
We have a deal then?
December 6, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
We have a deal then?
December 6, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
cause you really think there’s a man shortage out here, so somebody should be “grateful” to have your ass.
Those are called Averages guys… They play the man to woman ratio
December 6, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
statistic loving bastards..
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Those are called Averages guys… They play the man to woman ratio
December 6, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
ya’ll females gotta be willin to ‘work’ with those of use who do not look like [insert random nice lookin negro here].
Meet us half way baby. Meet us half way.
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Who said that?
December 6, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
Who said what?
December 6, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
Oh boy…
Soulja Boy has been nominated for a Grammy.
DAYUM.
December 6, 2007 @ 3:19 pm
Willy - the thing i copied and pasted LOL
December 6, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
http://www.zshare.net/audio/54184956479ddc/
Remy Ma making fun of Lil Kim…
December 6, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
Woman, that was me.
December 6, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
‘Soulja Boy has been nominated for a Grammy.’
I know you not surprised, lol.
December 6, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
Soulja Boy has been nominated for a Grammy.
I know its some dudes MAD AS HELL RIGHT NOW….
December 6, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
‘Woman, that was me.’
Oh.
December 6, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
Soulja Boy has been nominated for a Grammy.
I know its some dudes MAD AS HELL RIGHT NOW….
December 6, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
I ain’t…
He deserves the nod. I could see if he was a grown man but it was a fun song and the amount of comedy it provided us as far as white people trying to do it is priceless…lol.
Shit… its funny when us black people try to do it.
December 6, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
I swear that Amy Winehouse is gonna be the new “billie holiday”…
She gonna have a very short run of brilliance right before she croaks with a needle in her arm….
December 6, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
This just in….
Alesha Renee is back on the radar…… persistance at its finest.
Now that she ain’t on TV, she must have extra time on her hands….
it always works out like that.
December 6, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
I just saw her on there like a week and a half ago. Maybe it was a re-run…..
December 6, 2007 @ 4:04 pm
comment by dig :
December 6, 2007 @ 3:51 pm |edit
I just saw her on there like a week and a half ago. Maybe it was a re-run…..
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I don’t know how that show can actually have re runs but with BET, nothing surprises me.
I haven’t spoken to her in a couple months but I ran into her last weekend and we been choppin it up back and forth on the text. She is supposed to be hosting this fashion show out here this weekend so Imma swoop in for the kill then.
But her friend was … GOTDAMN…..
I noticed her friend before I noticed her.
December 6, 2007 @ 4:24 pm
December 6, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
‘I noticed her friend before I noticed her.’
I saw your friend first, that’s who I danced with.
All the time I was watchin U.
-Prince - Electric Chair
**struts outside to smoke a cig**
December 6, 2007 @ 4:42 pm