A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,
“PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!”
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,”Ma’am what’s wrong?” She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,
“PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!”
Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads,
“Ma’am, why are you saying that?”
In a huff, the woman says,
“BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!!”
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
December 4, 2007 @ 10:12 am
o…….k…………..
December 4, 2007 @ 10:20 am
whatever chevy- i tried
December 4, 2007 @ 10:24 am
Lets try this one………….Im dedicatin number 8 to Willy
THOUGHTS FOR 2007 …
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2
In the ’60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
And the BONUS thought for today:
“Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow”.
December 4, 2007 @ 10:39 am
Nice Dig
December 4, 2007 @ 10:50 am
Got this email like 5 times this morning
December 4, 2007 @ 11:09 am
Just poppin in to yell ‘Fuck’…
holla.
December 4, 2007 @ 11:11 am
Willy: Check your email dawg.
December 4, 2007 @ 11:20 am
I’m going to be in shape by May if it kills me- and after last night, it just might lol. 2 hours of dance class…I even had to break out the inhaler lol.
I coughed this morning and wanted to pass out.
my boss is up my ass for the end of the quarter,so I’ll be in and out. Peace!
December 4, 2007 @ 12:14 pm
my boss is up my ass for the end of the quarter,so I’ll be in and out. Peace!
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We’ll just leave that alone…..
December 4, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
My boss is kind of hot though.
December 4, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
So Ihadno, how was that sausage?
December 4, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
‘So Ihadno, how was that sausage?’
Don’t make me do a ‘Ray J says…’
December 4, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
Did you see the cover of his mixtape?
December 4, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
Im mad he has a mixtape LOL
December 4, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
Check out the track list:
01. DJ Kay Slay - Intro 00:24
02. Ray J - Sankes In The Grass 02:47
03. Ray J - Bottom Bitch 02:41
04. Ray J - Message #1 00:42
05. Ray J - No Porno Shit (feat. Max Lux & Shorty Mack-EOE) 03:21
06. Ray J - Message #2 02:08
07. Ray J - All My Bitchez Cash 03:13
08. Ray J - Willie Shit (feat. Max Lux & Shorty Mack) 03:44
09. Ray J - Settle The Scare (feat. Max Lux & Shorty Mack) 03:01
10. Ray J - Roll Up (feat. Max Lux & Shorty Mack) 03:05
11. Ray J - Everywhere We Go (feat. Detail & Shorty Mack) 03:01
12. Ray J - Smokin’ Weed 04:04
(feat. Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, Shorty Mack, Slim Thug)
13. Ray J - 26inches (feat. Shorty Mack & Detail) 03:25
14. DJ Kay Slay & Ray J - Outro 00:1
December 4, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
side note: why my boss got “Table Dance” by Chris Rock on his iPod list lmao? I swear….
December 4, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
December 4, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
wasn’t he the one who needed Brandy and his mama to get him out the Bloods, like he got scared and didn’t know how to get out, and then Brandy flew down to LA and somehow got him out?
Now that he’s
Kim…and Lil Kim lol, he’s gangsta? 
December 4, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
He’s just mad Kim cussed him out in that voicemail.
No nookie for Ray J.
December 4, 2007 @ 2:34 pm
I cant stand Ray J….all i see when i see him is a big punk ass
December 4, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
Oh snap…
they sayin Pimp C is dead?
December 4, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
What!?
December 4, 2007 @ 2:39 pm
Found dead in a hotel room in Hollywood…
December 4, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
God damn man. I just fucked with Pimp C two weeks ago.
And now I hear people on the radio saying he’s dead.
December 4, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
Wow what is going on lately
December 4, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
This just in: Pimp C is dead.
December 4, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
Oh Im late huh
December 4, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
comment by dig :
December 4, 2007 @ 12:54 pm |edit
So Ihadno, how was that sausage?
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Now how you gonna throw a question like that in the air ???
It was bullshit though.
I deserved it for being a fiend and not being able to wait for the good shit.
December 4, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
LOL you said it was Jimmy Dean, I thought that WAS the good shit
December 4, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
HOLD THE FUCK UP !!!!
NOT PIMP C !!!!!
GTFOH !!!!
I just got like 6 voicemails about that shit….
Niggas need to lay off that DRANK.
Damn son, now I gotta fill up the changer with Pimp….
December 4, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
‘Oh Im late huh’
I’m over here rollin!
Sausage…
I shoulda known you was on that bullshit dig.
December 4, 2007 @ 3:35 pm
comment by dig :
December 4, 2007 @ 3:28 pm |edit
LOL you said it was Jimmy Dean, I thought that WAS the good shit
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the good shit don’t taste like sausage, at least not to me.
The good shit smells like a damp basement…
I’m still buggin out to this Pimp C shit…
December 4, 2007 @ 3:43 pm
‘I shoulda known you was on that bullshit dig.’
Whatever Willy, you just want me to look unstable so the court will give you custody of the turkey when I leave LOL
December 4, 2007 @ 3:51 pm
‘Whatever Willy, you just want me to look unstable so the court will give you custody of the turkey when I leave LOL’
LMAOOOOO!!!!
Lunch for me!
December 4, 2007 @ 4:27 pm
I need a vacation, yall…I’m going to wind up on top of the desk about to go off