SOHH Over It!

This is in advance but it’s been a good yr and it was cool to meeting a few of yall in person.

So I’M wishing everyone here a Happy New Year in advance

Ahhhhhh Sohh SEXY!

**Purple Rain was on VH1 Classic last night…woot woot.

Bilal -  Lord Don’t Let It

Dam….I took up a seasonal job at the post office to get some extra gwap up. Now that it’s finally over, it’s time I reflect, and in the spirit of the holiday season, extend my experiences to all my blog fam in hopes that you can glean some good info from my time spent there. So here it is:
LESSONS LEARNED WHILE WORKING AT THE POST OFFICE:

1)USPS does really care about your mail being delivered on time.

Seriously.

Reasoning:

It wasn’t out of the norm for people to stay past their regular shifts and work until every piece of mail was sorted, packed, and ready to be delivered.

I’d like to add that this is completely out of the norm for me because in past positions, when it came time to decide who stays and who goes, we would usually all stand around in a circle staring at each other until someone volunteered, or was volunteered.

The losers would then start with the usual “Man, fuck that, I can’t stay cuz I gotta do/go/get xxxxx” excuses. Usually said excuses would revolve around needing to buy weed, or go home because they just have “shit to do.”

Not with USPS though. Cats there were pulling 12-14+ hour shifts DAILY, all to make sure your mail gets to where it needs to be on time.

How’s that for dedication?

And with that said…I never stayed late. Not once.

Man, fuck that.

2)I’m way more hood than I originally thought. And possibly psychic.

Reasoning:

While it’s true that being a mail handler takes next to ZERO skill, it remains true that that any job in life, no matter how mundane, certain things just can’t be taught. And such a skill came to me after about a week in. I’m doing the usual mail sorting thing and then bam, shit was like a vision or something.

I saw light, I heard angels signing (or it may have been CeCe Winans) and all that.

Apparently, I can tell you how many welfare and child support checks a tub of mail contains.

By just looking at it.

Feel free to tell me how nice I am in the comment section below.

3)Kids really write to Santa. And it’s possible that elves really do exist. So by extension, it’s possible that Santa really exists.

More…

Just like the Iraq War, Ron Paul says the Civil War should have never been fought.

More here.

Basically saying that the resulting deaths were too high a cost for the results. That the federal government could have bought all the slaves and freed them instead.

1.) Ron Paul is for limited federal government, exactly how the government could have raised enough money to buy all the slaves is a tricky question.

2.) Ron Paul ignores history completely. But on this point the federal government had thought about buying slaves. Didn’t work.

Then we have a random nigga:

kenton wrote on December 25, 2007 11:18 PM:

I’m black, and I could care less about what he thinks about the civil war. I may disagree with him on issues but he’s the only one fighting for my right to disagree. Thing is, I agree with him, why is it that we are the only country that had a civil war over this issue? I am much more worried about the fact that obama, hilary giuliani etc are all cfr members, and paul is one of the few that isn’t. Ron paul would have saved lives back then, and he is trying to save lives now. I dont care if he believes in god. I dont care if he thinks its wrong to rip out eight month old fetuses. I care about national id, cards and the amero, and a return to slavery for the working class right now.

Please understand what dude has just said:

Ron Paul would have saved lives back then.

White lives. Maintaining slavery…just a means to an end.

‘States Rights’ people. ‘States Rights’.

Whenever you hear that term coming out of the mouth of a republican, RUN NIGGA RUN!

Shit is way fuckin deep.

**UPDATE**

Shut up, Glenn:

I wish a fraction of the energy that progressives devote to criticizing Ron Paul was devoted instead — at least during the primary season — to criticizing their own viable candidates for the gaping deficienices identified here, ones that are likely to have a far greater impact than any of the perceived flaws of Ron Paul.

And I wish dope was free.

Certainly don’t like tellin folks to ’shut up’ (LOL, shut up!), but seriously.  Take that concern troll shit somewhere else.  Ain’t tryin to hear it.

ashy larry has some competition:

ok onto actual news… well i dont know if its news on the major outlets- i havent looked, but gossip sites and youtube are all over it:

taken from another siter:

First Jacko, then R.Kelly, and now Chris Stokes! Pedophilia is very much present in the entertainment industry…in case ya failed to recognize. Another case of child molestation and pedophilia has surfaced…but this time against Chris Stokes, former B2K manager. Raz B and brother Ricky Romance released an explosive youtube video accusing Chris Stokes of some disgusting acts. Since the story broke, Stokes’ was quick to issue a release statement via his mouthpiece of course denying the allegations.

“The accusations that Demario “Raz B” Thorton and Ricardo Thorton have made are vehemently false and hold no merit. I have recently stopped financially supporting both individuals along with assisting them with their criminal and legal matters which leads me to believe they are resentful and looking to benefit financially from this. My family is my first priority and the reason why I have been so supportive of them. In bringing these false claims, they have not only slandered me, they have also put me in a position to ensure that the truth is known and I will take all legal routes to protect myself, my family and my four children,” said Chris Stokes, CEO of The Ultimate Group.

“It’s also quite ironic that these statements were made only 2 weeks after they were denied admittance by a venue for an event I hosted in Beverly Hills,” added Stokes.

However, the youtube videos show a more realistic and shocking side of the story. Raz B from B2K and Ricky Romance call up Chris Stokes and Marques Houston’s sister on the phone and confront them about the abuse. And of course, the lip-gloss poppin liar denied it all! WOW! To mess the lives of these young men is just dead wrong…who know what kind of self-esteem and other psychological issues they’re dealing with ’till this day. SICK, SICK!!!

the videos are on this site (As well as many others) if you havent seeen them yet:http://www.str8nyc.com/

A half a pound a purp, three different threesomes, a new house, $10,000, and Atlantic Records to sign Low Key.

I didn’t buy many Christmas presents this year. I got my mom’s a watch by Tiffany’s. I got my godson and his lil brother some Air Force 1’s (black pair and white pair). I bought my youngest niece a Spongebob clock and a Bratz watch. I bought my oldest niece those Jordans that came out Saturday. And I bought my new born nephew a couple of Polo outfits.

And in closing, I wanna wish a Merry Christmas to all y’all. And my wish for y’all for Christmas.

-Digger: I hope you get a big bottle of Patron and a quater of dro. Just because homie.
-willyj: I hope the Vikings make the playoffs. And I hope you get your dick sucked by a white broad with big titties and gap the size of the Mississippi River…and she swallows it.
-N-Site: I hope you smoke the best green in the D.C. area. And for some reason I want you to wear a sheer skirt with no draws on.
-ihadnochoice: I want you to fuck 7 bitches from Christmas Eve 8:00 pm to Christmas night 11:36 pm.
-Cic: Too bad the 49ers ain’t making the Super Bowl.
-Naj: I want the big homie to get the best job in the world…A married pimp. A couple of 40’s…no St. Ides Peach ones either.

And shoutout to everybody else…cjp, jaz, persia p, jae, ernest frazier, the lurking ass homie J. Rush, Trissa, Rocky & Slim (if y’all still lurk), and anybody else I might’ve forgot about.

Ladies, Freaks, and Fornicators…

More…

Here he goes:

“I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken. It’s all these things at once, because, as a tastemaker, I find the best of everything. There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black.”

Now you know, niggaz got all sensitive in the comment section. But here’s a funny ass one:

Get over it…His opinion…You just make sure you can get a loan when you go to the bank…Cause if not, he is talking about you! LOL

Word!

1. uhhhh … so Brits baby sis is prego and somehow the family thinks that this will be less of an outrage by claiming that she met the “father” at church ……  okay……. just let that marinate for a minute.

2. No, this bitch did not just ask me what I am getting her for christmas when she knows I met her after the thanksgiving deadline. I’m insulted… you could have at least shot for Valentines day…..

3. Lillies, multi colored roses and a big basket of Godiva chocolates will definetely get you “full service” until January 3rd.

4. Fellas… make sure she’s up to date on them pills because a Christmas baby is next years maybe….

5. Believe me…. $90 in shipping fees beats a crowded ass department store anyday… god bless the internet.

6. Only children and women that I wake up next to are eligible for a christmas present…. for everybody else… wait til your b-day.

7. Is there a more depressing time of the year ???

8. Stop telling your kids that some fat white man is responsible for that Ipod…..

9. Is porn a good christmas present ?? It is the gift that gives back…lol.

10. You look so cute with that Santa hat on….

11. This is also has to be the toughest time to be a midget….

12. Can you believe that we are already 8 years into 2k !!!

13. If I see another broad with christmas colors painted on her nails i’m gonna call for a boycott…. its not cute mami…. just keep the fucking santa hat on.

14. He ain’t call you in 3 weeks……. don’t worry… he’ll call again around January 13th…..

15. How bad do Britneys parents look now…..

16. Understand that me going out to see some gotdamn 60 foot christmas tree in 10 degree weather with you is gonna cost you bigtime……. and with me, it always comes back to sex so be prepared and make sure you bring a mouthpiece.

17. Its funny as hell to hear broke people lie about what they got other people for christmas…lol. Especially when they ain’t get YOU shit…lol.

18. Nah homie… I want to sit on Mrs Claus lap…… move over fat man.

19. What makes these half ass R&B singers think they can remix a Donnie Hathaway classic ??

LEAVE “THIS CHRISTMAS” ALONE

20. Does Santa give white supremacist’ children presents because they haven’t been good this year at all…..

Oh yeah…. and they march too…

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22324664/

Good morning to y’all wonderful assclowns, deviants, and pervs. It’s been a minute huh?

Yesterday, was December 18th as I’m sure you all remembered. To some, it was a regular day. But to me, it was my day of atonement…somewhat. I’ve been caught up in my legal troubles since 2005.

Brief rundown for those who don’t know and those who might care. My “homeboy” sells 2 ounces of cocaine to an undercover at 12 on a Friday. The dumb ass task force follows this nigga around for 6 hours before attempting to arrest him. Just my dumb luck, I’m the nigga with him when they decide to arrest him. I get caught up on some drug charges and two pistol charges. The DA asks me to cooperate with their investigation. I decline that offer. We go to trial…we beat the case…we’re released from jail….I’m given back the three pistols that the police took from me, including the one that was supposedly stolen.

Fast forward one year later. I get pulled over for my “tint being too dark”. But when the police found out that my tint was legal, the traffic stops turns into a stop for me not wearing a seat belt, which somehow leads to my car getting searched. The same gun that was given back to me one year earlier by the police was stolen. So now I have a theft by receiving charge…a class B felony in Georgia. Back to the county I go…

So this has been dragged out since May of 2006. Even though I had receipts from where I bought the gun from an authorized dealer, the state still wants to drag this out as far as possible.

So we get to court yesterday, and my lawyer was on his Matlock shit. The police officers got on the stand, and said different shit from each other, stumbled over their words, and all other types of three stooges type shit (including one officer even tripping over a cord). The officers say they pulled me over for not wearing a seatbelt. My lawyer asks how come I wasn’t written a ticket? The police have no answer. My lawyer than asked do they search everyone’s vehicle that doesn’t wear a seatbelt? The police respond with “depends on probable cause.” The lawyer asks what was their probable cause. Their answer “they smelled air freshner” (no bullshit, this pussy actually said that on the stand). My lawyer asked was air freshner against the law. The officer replied no. So my lawyer asked did they find anything in the car. They said they found marijuana (could be). So my lawyer asks how come I wasn’t arrested for possession of marijuana. They have no answer. This was really a sight to see. The other police gets on the stand and says he smelled marijuana time he walked up to the car. My lawyer asked him was my windows rolled up or down. He says they were up. My lawyer then says that my tint was too dark, but yet they could see into the car enough to tell I didn’t have a seatbelt on. AND the odor from the marijuana was SO strong that he could smell the marijuana outside the car, but did not charge me for marijuana. This asshole replies “it wasn’t enough to arrest him” (no bullshit). Hilarious.

My lawyer didn’t even mention a pistol the whole time, but he really showed the jury how stupid these assholes are.

I didn’t have to go back to court today. The jury wasn’t asked to return. So that means, my case will probably get thrown away.

Chevy-5
State of Georgia-0

Advantage Ced.