SOHH Over It!

1. Black people spend so much time thinking about white, they forget that green is what really matters….. Mike Tyson got 1 day in jail for cocaine….

2. Nothings wrong with waking up to the same woman for the rest of your life…..

3. But don’t you ever give me that look again when I walk up in MY crib at 6am…..

4. Is there anything left that these niggas can’t bootleg ???

5. White people have funny shaped bodies…..

6. Sorry… i don’t find lil Nakeema dancing to POP LOCK AND DROP IT funny at all…..

7. In fact…. lil Nakeema should be able to say more than gooog gahh goo gooo by the time she’s 4…..

8. I admire the Jews…. they hold shit down so heavy…..

9. What kind of mirror would lead you to believe it was okay to leave the house looking like that.

10. Something tells me that pants hanging off your ass is a much bigger fashion trend than it gets credit for…..

11. Its been about 15 years and they are still sagging….

12. And being GROWN has nothing to do with it….

13. In reference to no.2, its just going to bed with the same one that I have issues with…

14. Isn’t it crazy how many “religious” people don’t support interracial dating ….. WTF ???? I thought we were supposed to turn the other cheek and love one another ?

15. Don’t lose to much baby…leave me a lil handle to hold on to….. If I wanted to lie down next to muscles and hard abs, I’d go to jail.

16. ILL NA NA is a sick album !!!

 OMG.

I don’t know what this is Im watching, but Nicole Scherzinger is a bad bitch.  I swear to God, if I ever seen anything that would make me wanna hit the gym and eat nothing but rice cakes and bean sprouts for 6 months straight, it’s the sight of this bitch in this dress she got on right now.  It looks like a silver sequined towel or some shit but whatever it is, she WEARIN that muthafucka.

Oh shit.  The American Music Awards.  How in the hell did this get by me?  Ah well.  I guess channel surfing on a Sunday does pay off from time to time.  Yall know how I get my jollies off of these shits.  You know them two old muppet dudes - Mortimer and whatever the other one’s name is?  Yeah, well I swear Jim Henson was channeling my thoughts when he created them.

Oh no.  PLEASE tell me Jimmy Kimmel is not about to do the Souljah Boy dance.  LOL @ Rascal Flats “if we get to fightin I’ll be cockin on ya, cockin on ya” LMAOOO!  He so funny.  Yo, Jimmy Kimmel done grabbed Jordan Sparks and Kelly Pickler to go on stage and do this dance wit him.  I have GOT to see this….

LMBAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  Oh I cant even breathe!  If you missed it, please youtube it.  You’ll thank me later.

Oh they are boasting a special appearance by Beyonce that everyone will be talkin about.  What she gon do, come out in some shoes that aint horrendous?

Why do Avril Lavigne look like her and her girls were cruisin the local Fat Burger when somebody got the bright idea ‘hey, lets swing by the AMA’s in whatever the fuck it is that we got on and sing a song?’ LOL  WTF is that, Avril?  Did crack open 1600 cans of sardines and sew all them bitches together to make that skirt?  Does PETA care about sardines?  If they do, you better watch your back!

Akon wins an AMA.  Guess there is something to be said for crossin over to the pop tart charts.  He so high, he couldn’t even finish his statement about why T-Paine deserved it more than him.  Dig, Akon, dig……  aw damn.  Ah well, you almost came up with a reason, LOL

The Jonas Brothers.  I aint never heard of em, but I damn near lost my shit when the one in the middle tripped over a speaker and busted his ass on the entrance.  He tried to play it off on some Elvis ‘Im on my knees for ya, baby’ shit, but nigga, don’t try to play me, you fell.  That’ll teach you for coming on stage lookin like a bootleg Sanjayah in a tight white suit.  You gotta watch that V05, its just as bad as curl activator.  It’ll drip right out ya shit and next thing you know…. LOL.

Sidenote:  anybody ever drank vermouth straight?  You know the shit you make martinis with?  No?  Oh.  Nevermind then.  Moving on….

High School Musical is busting these people’s asses ERRRR time.  Whats goin on in the world when the best soundtracks are produced by Disney?  *smh*  Step yall game up.

I don’t care what nobody says, Rhianna is the second coming of Bey.  She don’t blow like her, we all know, but if you listen close, you can hear a little Bey twang in her voice.  Shut up, yes you can LOL.  Lissssssteeennnnnnnnn, dammit LOL.  Very nice duet with Ne-Yo.  *snap, snap, snap*

Wow. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  Sugarland (a country band) is performing “Irreplaceable”……  Im really in a trance right now.  And I don’t know if that’s a good thing.  Oh no, Bey’s coming out for verse two.  Oh NO!  But wait, then it got fresh for like…. 8 seconds.  Nope, back to the bullshit.  What in the nappy kitchen hell…..  oh no.  And here comes Solange in a Diana Ross weave and a dress that makes her look like that little smushed up girl on the ‘don’t smoke weed’ commercials, LOL.  Now why you let your mama….  Mannnnnn.   Tina Knowles is workin with the Taliban.  She is.  Watch.  Before you know it, all the good clothes and shoes in all the stores in America gon be lookin like the shit she dresses them in.  Fashion terrorism.  Watch.  Im just waiting for the news to break.

I love Celine.  She’s like my own personal white Patti Labelle.  I don’t totally love the song she sang, but that’s my girl.

Lenny Kravitz still doing music?  Is it me or do we need a ‘Lenny Kravitz and Maxwell are the same person’ rumor?  Maybe alter egos?  Damn, at least illegitimate brothers. They look too much alike.  They should beef or something,  LOL.  (Kidding, beef is gay.  Although………..LOL)

Why aint nobody tell Sean Kingston them shades was too little for his face?  JT got best soul/R&B album huh? Interesting.  I actually liked the CD a lot.  *waiting for the haters to arrive*

BTW, Keesh, I was gonna start watching Nip/Tuck til I saw that they gave Tiffany Patterson a guest starring role.  Sorry, they automatically lost ALL credibility LOL. 

LMAO @ the Michael Jackson and Eddie Murphy clip.  That’s back when Mike was still fine.  And speakin of fine, ooooooooh, Chris Brown.  Mmmm.  I got your ‘kiss kiss’ right here, baby…Im mad you lip-synching, but I still love you.  They cant expect you to be singing while you out there windmillin and shit LOL.

Ima need Carrie Underwood to stop acting all surprised when she wins something too.  Bitch, you know if you write a song about busting out some niggas headlights, and flattening all four of his tires, you gon get all the awards LOL.  Sorry little miss Bible Belt, we don’t view you as the innocent, wholesome Carrie that American Idol introduced you as.  You are hereby awarded the Waiting to Exhale Award and you will wear the Angela Bassett ‘burn a nigga clothes up’ crown until Bey or Mary get back on their shit.  Deal with it.

Oh Alicia…  What is up with the 2-shades darker than you make up?  I think they tried to darken her complexion to hide the lil zit on her cheek, but dammit girl, zits give you character, they show that you’re human.  At least make your people blend it into your hairline so you don’t see that line of light skindedness across the top, LOL.  That shit looks horrible.  That being said, Chake Demus and Pliers is my people, and you go girl dancin and shit.  Junior Reid?  Beanie Man?  Oh shit, you tryna make my damn head explode up in this bitch!  O! O! O! O! O-OOOO!  Mad props.  Get ya make up right, boo, but mad props. Buyakah! Buyakah! LOL

Can somebody explain to me why Tony Hawk is at all the award shows?

Duran Duran???  Oh shit!  There gots to be a gliche in the matrix!  They sound kinda bad now but you gotta love English people.  They send all their 50 year old men in skinny jeans over to America so they don’t have to look at em no more, LOL.  Oh no….  the black chick singing backup….  Yo, is that a man?  Like for real, is it????

Oh snickity snap!  Tameka let Usher out?

I do believe this is the first time I have ever seen Beyonce have a genuinely heartfelt reaction to winning something.  The speech she gave was canned like all the rest of the speeches she ever gave in her life, but she actually started to cry  before she went on stage.  Yall see she caught herself though right?  Papa Knowles was probably all in her head “Don’t you cry and mess up that makeup, girl, I’ll get the strap!” LOL

Uh oh, Mary done went back to the old school bob, and done brought back the ‘Real Love’ catsuit in black.  She got everybody thinking we bout to be in trouble and she gon come out here with the old Pleasure Principle moves and shit.  Mary, I will slap you.  Her performance looked like me when Im at home dancing in the mirror to my jam when it come on the radio.  She don’t ever in her life need to be on that big a stage again without backup dancers.  Gimme a fire-eater, a juggling act, SOMEthing, Mary, damn.

Rhianna done went and beat Beyonce out for best female soul/R&B.  Then she goes ‘congratulations to all the other nominees’ (Bey and Fanny) then waves them off and goes ‘and thanks to the most important people - Jay-Z…..’  Now she named a couple people after that but I aint hear shit after Jigga, LOL.  I was too busy waiting for the camera to pan over to show the expression on Bey’s face.  She done beat you, waved you off and then YOUR man’s name was the first one out her mouth to thank.  Now I know all the rumors are supposed to be just that - rumors - but cant a person on this planet tell me Bey wasn’t a little salty.  She probably had that smile painted on, gritting her teeth so hard, her fillings was coming loose.  Come on, Bey.  Just a little?  You can tell me, LOL.

Greetings from the overworked new guy…LOL.

A while back in my “hella random” thoughts, I expressed the angst I experience EVERYTIME I head to the local supermarket. No matter if I go to Shop Rite, Acme, Lucky’s Winn Dixie, Publix or the Piggly Wiggly, a nigga moment will ensue and remind me that when I am secure financially, I never wanna see the inside of a friendly neighborhood supermarket, again.

Enter the Pathmark @ Cedarbrook Plaza. Sure, I could go two minutes away to the Shop Rite, but chances are there’ll be nothing I was looking for, and some negroes still stuck in 1985 will have trouble with the self scan registers. Besides, moms was in town, and Pathmark has the better seafood and produce. It’s my momma after all, she comes to visit like once a…hardly ever.

But something was wrong. Apparently, we entered a bizarro world supermarket, full of kids, strollers, and a bottleneck at the fried chicken counter. As I looked for certain items, I noticed how full the carts were. It’s a fuckin Thursday…no Eagles game, holiday approaching, or snow storm on the way.

Then it hit me…

“…what’s today’s date?”

Like that Moms, who has that “stating the obvious shit” down to an exact science says, “well you know it IS the first…”

DAMN!

With that said, I hauled ass to the check out. If it wasn’t in the cart, it was no longer up for consideration. I got behind chick who had a cart full. “Fuck it”, I thought, I would be next, and the other lines were way longer.

Remember the scene in “300″ when the Spartans defeated the first wave of Persians, only to look over the hill and really SEE the Persians marching…and they shot all them ARROWS? Well, her groceries “blocked out the sun,” and she was pushing THE SECOND CART; the first cart was being unloaded on the belt by her mama, and the belt was hidden under a mound of milk, TV dinners, eggs, rice, pampers, chips, meat and three isles worth of shit I can’t name.

Were these bitches on Supermarket Sweep and I didn’t know?

Ahhh…the isle next to me is one person longer, so I maneuvered over there before people noticed it was a quicker line. As the “Persians” used the entire supply of bags the market has, I noticed the woman in front of me now only had a few items, just multiples…not bad right?

Yeah, if she didn’t break out a fuckin STACK OF WIC CHECKS FOR EVERY ITEM SHE HAD.

Really Grandma, all them grits? Are Harpo and Sophia coming home? And about 20 (I’m not lying) TV dinners featuring the McRib pork entrée. Really Grandma? That’s why them two fat ass kids with you can’t even stand up…that chunky ass girl is gonna have a triple bypass by her senior prom. Bet me.

And come on, Grandma, why you hidin the fact you signin them shits? Nobody randomly buys that much grits and cartons of milk on the 1st…we not gonna cheat off your answers, yo…get them fat ass kids to the front of check out to bag all this shit.

Oh wait, they can’t because they are told to buy the birthday cake separately with an access card we know ain’t their’s. You fucks probably celebrate the first everytime…turn on that Bone Thugs and Crank That Welfare!

Supercharge that card

Supercharge that card

Supercharge that…

Supercharge that…

Supercharge that card!

And as I finally get to my turn in line I look over and the Persian’s first cart was finally bagged. The line behind them had reached about 15 people all with the same disgusted looks on their faces. The older of the Persians says out loud utilizing her stamps, and Access card, “I ain’t never spent that much on groceries”….

No bitch, WE never spent that much on groceries before. Your welcome.

And that was your nigga moment of zen. We needed the split screen like “24″ does at the end of the episode, because the two chicks signing WIC checks, me and Moms’ faces, along with the angry ass working class shoppers behind them are Priceless.

A nigga shoulda ordered take-out. That’s what I get.

eskay Says:
November 13th, 2007 at 12:21 pm

>>YN & Weezy’s hype man … you faggot, sell out, hypocrite …

^damn somebody got emotional. we don’t get emotional over here Land.look doggie, my track record of backing niggas down is well documented. you already know what it is. there are pics and video of me all over the internet and more to come. my block is plastered at the top of my site and I move throughout NYC, at will, every single day. Niggas is more than welcome to come see me and back up whatever shit they talking online. so far nobody has taken me up, and I’m guessing nobody will anytime soon. where are the pics of you Land? what block do you live on? nobody knows…Are you really a 17 year old white boy who sympathizes with the plight of the black man?

More…

Cliff Notes version:

Me: “Ask Diane if she knows how to map a drive”

**client yells across office to Diane**

Client: “Dan (boss) doesn’t think we should have to do this…”

More…

Just something I’m grappling with right now! Excuse the length but I feel the back ground is important to get an unbias opinion

      I got 2 friends 2 of my best friends that got beef with each other. Personally it it started on some shit that I don’t understand why it became so fkin personal. But now due to the way its been handled, its gonna come to a head, when dunno but it will.

     In short both of them use to live together for yrs and for the most part they were cool. Meaning they’ve never had beef not even a single real argument.  We pretty much kicked it on the reg with no problems. Initially it started wit my dog A needing a place to stay for while wit my dog J due to some personal circumstances. Since they knew each other since they were kids it wasn’t a problem. Since that went smooth they just changed locations and became roomates. Now J is carefree and easy my dog A is practical and starts having lil pet peeves about cleaniness after a few yrs. J ain’t no slob by any means but A has a point bout some of the sht. So A gets an opportunity to bounce ojut of town friend whose going to school in state needs a roommate and hits him up. A says yes and lets J know in advance he bouncing and tells him his boy needs a roommate, some help. Tells J 3months in advance and tell J to keep the deposit.  Initially J is like cool but after a while and talking to a few people. J gets pst off, starts acting fny towards A and they just stop speaking, completely. I’m in the middle of all this and I’m just like to both of them Don’t burn bridges. A pst cause J is acting like a lil bitch to him. In his eye’s I came correct wasn’t tryin to be foul let you know ahead of time and hit wit 2months in free rent before you got a new roommate. Plus we’ve been tight since yeh tall, you gotta issue say it. J is on some fk him, how you gon bounce on me when I helped you out and gave you a place to stay and pull a stunt like this. Plus I personally feel he knows its more than just helpin out a friend. I can see how it rubbed him the wrong way. But as a man this is the type of sht that bugs us for a while and we get over it. I guess I feel whatever is buggin you, you got to understand its not being said as not to hurt your feelings.

So now they’re not friends. But thats not all J was supposed to get certain bills for the apt put in his name. He never did, ran them sht up and worse for months he never paid them.  A finds out like 9 months later, now while this is A’s  fault for being nieve. It on for real now. I don’t know where to be at with this sht at this point cuz the sht is fk’d up. i told J if you had did that sht to me, I woulda fk’d you up! A paid all that loot to get the creditors off him and J was supposed to pay him back. Its been over a yr, they work in the same building and every now and then I get the Im bout to fk him up right now phone call. Im on some don’t do it but at this point I know If I say fk it. Its gonna be on. All I can do is shake my head cuz I just can’t see why this got this fking far. I see it, I just to understand it

What up folks?

First, just wanna send my condolences to all the homies who’s going through some rough times.
Now, I gotta be incognegro for a while due to the fact my new job won’t allow me to be as niggerish on the computer (you know they had the nerve to say “NO MUSIC” in my department because of all the members that come through our area?)…

In case you don’t have it already:

click on her picture…enjoy and feel free to drop a nigga a line…

His name was Jesse A. Adamek.

Fuck the world right now.

These coloreds are crazy.

I went to school with one of these niggaz. The other nigga I know from the hood.

But I’m trying to help these niggaz negotiate their lil shit. Hell, I was bored anyway.

But these niggaz done started arguinig bout prices and shit. I don’t give a fuck I’m bored. Besides, I already got my “finder’s fee” out the deal anyway.

But y’all know me. I ain’t into arguing and shit. But I see this lil freak I’ve been trying to get at for months at the car wash.

Me: Stop right quick.
Homeboy from School: What’s up? You good.
Me: Yeah. I wanna get this broad right there. And besides, y’all blowing my WHOLE high with this back and forth shit.
Homeboy from the Hood: Alright my nigga.
*pulls over*
*I hop out*
Homeboy from the Hood: Holla at me later.
Me: *throws dueces*

I’m so glad I got out that damn Tahoe. And I got some head.

Moral of the story…getting head>getting locked up

“It’s not something you see every day, an SUV wedged in the door of a convenience store, trapping everyone inside. “I was extremely scared,” said Ami Shah.

Shah was working with her uncle at his store on 59th and Waters when it all happened. “I was sitting there on the stool and there was only one customer in the back playing lottery. Then I looked up and saw a car coming right in the door.”

The SUV completely knocked over concrete barriers and rammed straight through the front door. Shah says after the impact she looked at the men. “They were arguing back and forth about something and they got out of the car.”

That’s when the terror really began. “My uncle grabbed me and he’s like don’t go anywhere yet because they could come in here and rob us or something.”

The men didn’t go in the store, instead they ran behind houses on 59th street, but they didn’t get far. Police arrested Betram Martin and James Johnson within minutes. They say they found Johnson carrying 30 pounds of marijuana and not far from him, they also found a guns and cash.

Sergeant Mike Wilson with Savannah Chatham Police said, “What we had were two individuals who were likely engaged in some type of drug activity.”

Wilson said the men were in their SUV when their business together went sour, the sour dealings led to an altercation with Martin driving. It was this altercation that led to the crash.

The crash destroyed the front of the store leaving Shah and her uncle to clean up the mess. “We’re going to put in brand new doors, fix the shutters and everything,” said Shah.

Both men are in custody and have a number of charges against them.”

ok, so maybe the Lord is telling me youtube is a shepard for the devil, idk- but i do know this is the SECOND dream i’ve had where i was ‘watching’ it on youtube.

this time? the black version of ‘heroes’ = NEGROES!! the little black hyper girl from bring it on (she was in a girl group too- left eyez little peoples, i dont remember the name) was the cheerleader - except she didnt reheal all the way- like she never dies, but she maimed as a mutha.. arms are backwards, eyeballs all in the wrong place, etc but the end….and the guy in the wheelchair from oz was the memory erasing guy- his hair turned into snakes and slithered across the screen biting folks on the nose to erase thier memory.
they didnt do anything but run around fighting people.. i dont think they saved anything. the little hype chick just kept yelling “HI-YAH!” and kicking people. and oz homie jsut let his hair bite people all willy nilly..

you know i really wish i didnt remember my dreams sometimes…

anyway.. good morning