Just have to get this off my chest because I’m trying to have a positive outlook on the day and if I internalize this, I will be forced to be a bitch all day.
Is it REALLY necessary for you to speed up to merge in front of me, then slam on your brakes because you think you might want to get off at the next exit- but SURPRISE, you don’t, so you drive in front of me 5 miles below the sped limit, boxing me into a situation that I can barely get out of and when I do and try to pass you, you drop the accelerator in your bullshit “I think I’m doing big things” car so that I cant get in front of you, so when I resign to getting back behind you, you put on a turning signal to go to a NON EXISTENT PLACE….. Then drive down 2 lanes of traffic to make sure the poor soul that almost got me in their passenger due to your fuckkry minutes before cant do anything but swerve around your bullshit as well and when all is said and done, we both end up behind your stupid ass at the light, which proceeds to turn green and you sit there like the queens procession is rolling by, taking up both lanes so neither one of us can get around you either and when I try, did you really just cut your wheels and maneuver as if to say “simmer down there speedy” and flip me the bird in your rearview? Really? Then you have the balls to wait until it turns yellow and peel off like a bat out of hell just in time for neither of us to be able to get out of the intersection without getting the front of the car taken off by an 18 wheeler because you KNOW that one or both of us was about to make you WISH your name was Rodney king and we were the LAPD because you would have gotten less of a beat down?
I have your license plate… don’t think I cant do some research, you stupid bitch.
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November 30, 2007 @ 9:22 am
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
November 30, 2007 @ 10:17 am
I feel for you…
**breaks it down one time**
because I loooooove you.
November 30, 2007 @ 10:31 am
OH YEAH…
Pillow Talk….
November 30, 2007 @ 11:07 am
6 months later
Hi, this is Janet Lomax on Channel 10 news. We have a breaking news- a woman was assaulted today at a stoplight by a young lady who kept screaming over and over “you think you can just cut me off, bitch?” and pounding her head into the steering wheel.
November 30, 2007 @ 11:07 am
I have your license plate… don’t think I cant do some research, you stupid bitch.
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Superstalk that hoe…reverse lookup is a muthafucka
….when keeping it real goes wrong-LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 30, 2007 @ 11:37 am
As a side note- I’m probably late on this, but I love the Amy Winehouse You Know I’m no Good remix with Ghostface.
New song by Voyce Alexander feat. Kardinal Offishall “Intoxicated: http://www.hiphopcanada.com/_site/media/radio/otalive/music/stream/voyce_kardi_intoxicated.m3u
JD Era “Paper Chase”: http://www.hiphopcanada.com/_site/media/choicecuts/stream/jdera_paperchase.m3u
November 30, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
That Amy Whinehouse joint is actually Ghostfaces song feat. Amy….
Ghost is a beast !!!!
November 30, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
And it’s the perfect beat for him- the energy is completely his style. I honestly can’t hear anybody else on it now.
November 30, 2007 @ 12:24 pm
I wonder….
Does hip hop have the same violent effect on Canadians ???
November 30, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
Depends on if they’re from Jamaica.
November 30, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
Ghost is official. The only album in his catal;og that I wasn’t feeling so much was the Pretty Toney album and even that grew on me a bit.
November 30, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
6 months later
Hi, this is Janet Lomax on Channel 10 news. We have a breaking news- a woman was assaulted today at a stoplight by a young lady who kept screaming over and over “you think you can just cut me off, bitch?” and pounding her head into the steering wheel.
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probably!!
November 30, 2007 @ 12:35 pm
comment by willyjsimmons :
November 30, 2007 @ 12:25 pm |edit
Depends on if they’re from Jamaica.
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I don’t think they need music to lik a shot….
November 30, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
‘I don’t think they need music to lik a shot…’
Just a mention of BOM BOM BOM?
November 30, 2007 @ 12:39 pm
Violence is relative lol.
Canadian impression of serious crime < <<<< American impression of serious crime lol. The area of town I live in is considered fairly shady by Canadian standards…american? no. lol.
Plus, this town is more about making money than anything else- you want more crime, you have to go east, like Montreal. They’re chopping off hands and feet with machetes and shit there lol.
But either way, they blame it more on being “foreign” than hip hop.
November 30, 2007 @ 12:40 pm
‘They’re chopping off hands and feet with machetes and shit there lol.’
Well damn.
November 30, 2007 @ 12:51 pm
I went to Montreal a long time ago when I was a kid and all I remember was no one spoke english….lol.
November 30, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
Anyone who defends the KNICKS at this point needs to be shot and disemboweled.
November 30, 2007 @ 12:59 pm
I had to turn that game off last night and play xbox.
November 30, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
I came out of dance class, saw 39 to 82 or some shit like that…just walked away.
November 30, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
I watched that shit top to bottom. I had to. I need them to do as bad as possible so they can get Zeke and Steph outta here. Renaldo Balckman and David Lee are the only 2 players worth keeping and that is just damn sad. I’ve given up on these niggas THE DAY THEY TRADED SPREWELL….
I mean I honestly ran out the front door of my mommas house and set my Sprewell Knicks jersey on fire. This is the no1 talk out here… how can they be this bad and dysfunctional and Isaiah still have his job ? There are even rumors of an intimate affair between Thomas and Dolan…lol.
I done forgot how great isaiah was when he was a player because his post playing days have been very embarrasing… i mean honestly, he bankrupted the CBA. How do you drive a league into bankruptcy in less than a year ???
November 30, 2007 @ 1:29 pm
Let me first say
GOT FUCKIN DAMN DO THE KNICK SUCK!!!
I mean sweet jebus the didn’t even score 60pts against our bench.
Let me Katt Williams that last comment
Our bench, our fkin bench, this bench right here ngr, this bench, these muthafuckers right here. When you make Brian Scallebrine an overwieght fat red headed plump bastard look like someone another team should trade for you’ve hit a low only people who sell their babies pampers can relate too!
WTF
they went down faster than golddriggers meeting Bill Gates
that sht was terrible
November 30, 2007 @ 1:35 pm
M.I.A’s protege straight outta B-more…
http://www.myspace.com/tharealryerye
November 30, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
I dunno Willy, I’m not especially moved. I’ma have to give her a closer listen @ home- I prefer M.I.A….she’s like Kelis- she just don’t give a fuck- if it sounds good to her, she’ll try it. Gotta love it.
November 30, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
except M.I.A > Kelis.
But ok.
November 30, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
@Banga …
Watching the game made it even worse. Quentin Richardson (please check this niggas numbers this year….Brandy don’t even want his wack ass back) decides to give The Celts extra motivation by saying that the Celts ain’t that good and they ain’t win shit etc….
So this nigga Q has a 2 minute stretch where he turns the ball over twice and then misses a couple of shots… Ray Allen and Pierce are running up the court laughing and talking shit to Q and you can hear Pierce say “you ain’t playing with Nash no more bitch ass nigga”….lol.
I wonder who is gonna cop Starburys this christmas…
November 30, 2007 @ 2:25 pm
Worse Q Rich opened his big fucking mouth before the game and said we only got three good players and their a better overall team than us.
and then……..
it happened!
That was like watching the Mayweather vs Gotti fight, only it wasn’t stopped early
November 30, 2007 @ 2:26 pm
Ray Allen and Paul Pierce need to calm the fuck down, cause it wasn’t like Seattle or Boston was tearing shit up with just them there either.
Willy, you think so? Both are pretty conceptual- either you get them or you don’t. I will say that MIA comes correct on her beats.
November 30, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
Kelis’s execution is poor.
Shoulda stuck wit the neptunes.
I think Kelis is actually better as a featured artist than on her own shit.
LOL @ ray allen and pierce trash talkin.
November 30, 2007 @ 2:59 pm
I used to like Kelis but that BOSSY track did it for me. I can’t believe people liked that bullshit. She sounded llike a 6 year old playing with her fathers studio equipment….
November 30, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
I liked Bossy the more I heard it.
Plus the Pimp is on it.