just random thoughts for today………nothing profound, but as i sit here, sifting through michael jackson videos on youtube, i thought i would share. plus, people feel the need to tell me the most RANDOM things- so i of course have to pass on the love lol
~it is NOT ok for a 40 year old man to approach 2 female coworkers whose names you just learned within the last 24 hours and give them the rundown on your life, what you are looking for in a woman and the ’scoop’ they should give woman that approach them regarding you.
a-no one is checking for you
b-if they were, match.com is not printed on my forehead
c-did you really just tell me that you started working here because you thought it would get you a date? really? dude, 40 is THAT rough? fuck! remind me to chop my foot off like kunta at 39.
d- i did NOT in any stretch of the imagination need to know that you are looking for a “friend with benefits”. and did you really just say “what do you guys call it? a homey lover friend?” oh shit, i dont know if i can JUST throw up in my mouth. i think i need to actually hurl over here.
i need to get back to having that “jaz aint fuckin with you” look on my face all day instead of just between the hours of 8am and noon. people mistake the lack of a look of pure disdain as an actual interest in thier lives entirely too much
~billy jean is the shit. not one of the random phrases uttered to me today… but i had to pause writing to wop right quick, so i figured it was important enough to share.
~speaking of the looks on my face… .is there a tattoo on my forehead that i am not aware of that says “breeder”? no i really mean to ask that- what part of the game lets you think you know that i should be the mother of your kids? i’ve been asked this question 3 times in the last 24 hours. now granted- it was in jest because they were aware that bullshit ass fukkery has been thrown at me before- but it got me all pissed off again over niggas that do this.
seriously fool- you make ceily look like miss america. my genes are about as watered down as you can get- even if i was a purebred ANYTHING- no amount of genetic wizardy is going to erase that your parents fucked up big time when they laid down to make you. we will not, would not, could not, should not and HELL NAH wont make pretty fuckin babies.
and on top of all that- NIGGA DO YOU KNOW ME?! for all you know, i’m butter cream pie (that is not a compliment- youtube it) and you want to hop up in the bed all willy nilly. just goes to show people need to sit down and really think harder before making life decisions. get a helmet, write yourself some notes, say it in the mirror 3 times before you take that fuckkery in public. seriously.
~iman is the most breath-takingly beautiful, stunning, mezmorizing woman i have ever seen in my life. 20 years ago, 10 years ago, today, 50 years form now.. that woman just defies nature. (go watch ‘remember the time’ if you dont know what i’m talking about.)
oh old on… i have to jam right quick… i wanna rock wit you.. rock you into sunlight… rock the night awaaaaayyy
ok.. back- i told you i was watching michael (brown michael) so work with me here people
~gentleman- little trick about females-if you are honest and lay out your immediate intentions up front you get alot further. they of course may change in the future- then again they may not. but saying whats on your mind will save me alot of repeat conversations with my friends. (and myself)
women analyze everything. how many men you know match, iron and plan thier boxers, beater, socks, deoderant, cologne, earrings, chain, shirt, jeans, coat, hoodie, hairstyle, edgeup, hat, durag and toothpick EVERY morning. now how many women you know do? see, over-analyzation. just be upfront. i dont want to talk about YOU and what do i think YOU think all day, everyday.
~not everyone is built for tv. not speaking on physical- but if you say “unowhaimsayin” more than all the actual points in your argument- maybe its jsut not for you. tavis is a tv dude… you, well some people are just meant to shut up, keep the timbs on and handle business while young buck blares in the background. find your talent and run with it homie.
~automatic pussy coupon to the first dude that is bold enough to stand in the middle of a busy street, tie BOTH of his shirts in the front, scream “HEY!” at the top of his lungs, jump on a car and approach me like mike just did this bright chick in “the way you make me feel” video. and i MEAN that! i’m going to get my ass kicked for saying it (sorry baby) but honestly- any man that is THAT slick with this shit DESERVES to get at least an attempt in bed to get a yes to the “will you be my baby mama?” question.
*extra points if you get a fire hydrant to spontaneously errupt in the process.*
~if the only way you can think of to get someone you’re dealing with to get in line with your game plan is to take time out of your life DAILY to throw salt on the next person you think is a ‘threat’.. then maybe you arent really on the level you think you are. if all was that peachy with your game, then you would realize thats SO not necessary. get your relationship life together please.
newsflash, lurking ass “grown up”: if the person was that interested in being a ‘threat’ dont you think they would have been cashed in on it and you would be a fleeting thought?
really. its old. let it go. no one cares about you or your ‘mark’ that much. they would however like to go on living thier life like its golden without the snide comments every morning. tell your man i said hi
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November 29, 2007 @ 9:56 am
Ghostface’s album—WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW
okay…gotta go…
Persia, I’m a need you to not talk about that 40 year old woman. She’s at every job and after enough drinks at post-job happy hour will blow every straight man in the office. There is a place for her at all corporate holiday functions. God bless her.
November 29, 2007 @ 10:24 am
We would have pretty babies.
November 29, 2007 @ 10:37 am
This just needed to be repeated- I am having a small issue with my ex-fiancee’s
“friend”. 
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~if the only way you can think of to get someone you’re dealing with to get in line with your game plan is to take time out of your life DAILY to throw salt on the next person you think is a ‘threat’.. then maybe you arent really on the level you think you are. if all was that peachy with your game, then you would realize thats SO not necessary. get your relationship life together please.
November 29, 2007 @ 10:40 am
~gentleman- little trick about females-if you are honest and lay out your immediate intentions up front you get alot further. they of course may change in the future- then again they may not. but saying whats on your mind will save me alot of repeat conversations with my friends. (and myself)
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This is bullcrap. This is an urban myth in the world of femality. I pride myself on being up front and if a broad if feeling you enough, none of it matters.The first thing out my mouth is usually along the lines of I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SERIOUS… all of a sudden, 2 or 3 dinner dates and a sleepover later, I am a dog and I am this and that for leading her on. I’ve had women with boyfriends tell me that I am leading them on…. WTF ???
Nothing I do spells “relationship” but some women think that they got the pussy to change your mind as if its a challenge or some shit.
I have been dating this one chick for about 3 months and she is invites me to Thanksgiving dinner with her family. I turned it down for the main reason of not leading her on but can a bitch take a hint ??… nah…..
Now I am a low down dirty dog for leading her on and since she fucked me, that’s all I want….uuuhhhh yeah…. that why I told you that I wasn’t looking for anything serious. Crazy thing about it is that I was actually feeling this chcik enough to sit around ,dry penis and all, and take care of her while she was “fucked up”. But once she started pushing up hard on me, I had to fall back.
I made the mistake of leaving this chick at my crib one Friday night that I went out and the bitch tried to give me the rundown when I walked in MY HOUSE at 6am… WTF ????
November 29, 2007 @ 10:41 am
@Naj…
Does that nigga Ghost ever dissapoint ???
November 29, 2007 @ 10:58 am
‘I made the mistake of leaving this chick at my crib one Friday night that I went out and the bitch tried to give me the rundown when I walked in MY HOUSE at 6am… WTF ????’
Man…
November 29, 2007 @ 11:03 am
‘I made the mistake of leaving this chick at my crib one Friday night that I went out and the bitch tried to give me the rundown when I walked in MY HOUSE at 6am… WTF ????’
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that sounds like you made a personal choice that was a bad decision. of course not all general statements apply accross the board- but in general terms- beign upfront is better than giving the impression something is what it is not.
November 29, 2007 @ 11:06 am
@ihadno
I just had a thought nigga…
check your boxer drawer for any missing shits man.
If she buries that shit in her yard, next time you go over there you won’t be able to leave.
I’m on voodoo patrol.
November 29, 2007 @ 11:16 am
We would have pretty babies.
willy- since you feel that way, may i direct your attention to the blurb about michael jacksons “the way you make me feel video” and remind you that the offer for baby making still stands if all terms and conditions are met.
*waits for exploding fire hydrant*
November 29, 2007 @ 11:17 am
‘*waits for exploding fire hydrant*’
LMAO!
I don’t know about all dat…
I might bust a sprinkler head or some shit.
November 29, 2007 @ 11:21 am
ihadnochoice:
What does it really mean when actually leave a girl at your house while you are gone? I have that happen to me several times with dudes I was cutting with. Sometimes I be thinkin its a set-up. Ya’ll know we wanna go through ya’ll shit, but then that would be an invasion of privacy. Why do guys do shit like that?
November 29, 2007 @ 11:25 am
I mean honestly, I have nothing to hide and she was deep into her movie so I let her rock. I did a lot of “extra” stuff for her but that’s just me being me. I talk a lot of dumb shit on here but I do know how to treat a lady and sometimes women take that shit as a sign that you wanna spend the rest of your life with them. If I like you, imma treat you as such. But let nigga get used to you before you start pushing shit him like meeting your parents and going away on vacation together. My best lady homey tells me that the fact that I am an indifferent and very “un-jealous” makes women want to claim me … I say its because of my handsome looks and debonair personality but oh well…lol.
Does that “indifference” in a man make yall want to look deeper ???
November 29, 2007 @ 11:31 am
We would have pretty babies
Im surprised people still say this, i havent heard this line since high school and it wasnt cool then
November 29, 2007 @ 11:32 am
comment by trissa :
November 29, 2007 @ 11:21 am |edit
ihadnochoice:
What does it really mean when actually leave a girl at your house while you are gone? I have that happen to me several times with dudes I was cutting with. Sometimes I be thinkin its a set-up. Ya’ll know we wanna go through ya’ll shit, but then that would be an invasion of privacy. Why do guys do shit like that?
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In this case I didn’t feel like driving her home and and having to go back the other way etc so I just let her rock. She been to my house plenty of times. She stayed at my house for like 3 straight days when she was bed ridden sick so it wasn’t a big deal to me. You could say that she was/is a “main chick” so it wasn’t like I had random chicks just sleeping over every other night but even if you were my girlfriend, I wouldn’t allow you to question where I am at etc. If you go out with your girls then thats what you do.. go ahead… I ain’t gonna be beefing because you came in the house at 6am. I can’t stop a chcik from fucking somebody else. If I wanted to look after somebody, I would get a bitch prego so I can have a child to follow around.
I know my philosophy might be hard for a lot of chick to get down with but you know this off top… why is it always an issue weeks after you deal with me ???
November 29, 2007 @ 11:44 am
Where is a “Timeout” smiley?
Okay, you two have been fucking around for like, 3 months. You let her hang out at your house with you not there. You take care of her when she’s sick, and you did a lot of “extra” stuff for her, and consider her a “main” chick.
She invites you to Thanksgiving, and you turn it down- right then, you needed to not “hint”- you needed to be clear that this was just a “friendship” kinda thing, cause all the shit you just said sounds AWFULLY relationship-y.
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She been to my house plenty of times. She stayed at my house for like 3 straight days when she was bed ridden sick so it wasn’t a big deal to me. You could say that she was/is a “main chick” so it wasn’t like I had random chicks just sleeping over every other night but even if you were my girlfriend, I wouldn’t allow you to question where I am at etc.
November 29, 2007 @ 11:46 am
‘Im surprised people still say this, i havent heard this line since high school and it wasnt cool then’
Aw cec…
it’s cool baby. It’s cool.
Oh sidebar:
In the midst of all this death, a baby has been born.
Steven and Jessica had their second baby yesterday. A boy, 8lbs. 7ozs.!
I would post the announcement, but it ain’t up yet.
November 29, 2007 @ 11:47 am
jaz, the Prince crawl isn’t good enough for babies? He’s gotta go MJ?
November 29, 2007 @ 11:52 am
‘jaz, the Prince crawl isn’t good enough for babies? He’s gotta go MJ?’
Don’t start nuthin, won’t be nuthin.
November 29, 2007 @ 11:58 am
November 29, 2007 @ 12:00 pm
‘i just didn’t realize there was a level above Prince.’
Now see here…
Chile…
November 29, 2007 @ 12:25 pm
@Jaeda….
Looks can be decieving.
Like I said in my intial post, I always make it clear that I am not looking for anything serious. Her staying at my house while she was sick was me being nice to her because she she lives on the 3rd floor of a 3 story walk up and my apt is on the first floor and she wasn’t supposed to be climbing steps. So I accomodated her because it wasn’t a problem for me.
Her staying at my house over night while I went out was a combination of me not wanting to drive her home and her being deep into her movie. But no matter what the situation. it aint never gonna go any further than this because she has already shown me a taste of what it would be like to be in a relationship with her just by a couple of incidents so she did me a favor.
I just need to find a woman without that damn “jealous” gene because I am gonna go out and have fun away from you just as I would expect you to go out and hang with your girls.
November 29, 2007 @ 12:26 pm
Steven and Jessica had their second baby yesterday. A boy, 8lbs. 7ozs.!
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Who is Steven and Jessica ???
November 29, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
Just some random friends.
November 29, 2007 @ 12:32 pm
Check this:
Yesterday I was emailing my friend who works at for the same company I work for, but at a sister school. I asked her if they was hiring and she told me to forward my resume over to her so she can give it to her boss. Well dude calls me this morning for an interview for tomorrow. I was so freaking happy I almost jumped on my desk. Why 5 minutes later this mutherfucker calls me and says that he wants to cancel the interview because it will be a conflict of interest because he works closely with my boss AND her husband is a director of admissions over there too. I’m like I dont give a damn about ya’ll working closely and conflict of interest. If I would have gotten that job I would have been FIFTEEN MINUTES AWAY FROM THE JOB AND A DAMN NEAR $10,000 PAY RAISE.
Ya’ll I’m so pissed I want to cry. I guess some things are too good to be true.
November 29, 2007 @ 12:34 pm
I just need to find a woman without that damn “jealous” gene because I am gonna go out and have fun away from you just as I would expect you to go out and hang with your girls.
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Good luck!
November 29, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
Damn.
That’s fucked up triss.
10 Gs…
come get this e-hug.
November 29, 2007 @ 12:36 pm
@Trissa…
Then why don’t you ask for a transfer ???
November 29, 2007 @ 12:41 pm
Because they still have to get her permission. They have to call her to check my numbers, which are good, which is why she aint gonna let me go. I just got on this team 2 weeks ago and I already have 2 enrollments. Which equates to about $45,000 for the company. We have to have at least e students start for the month and I almost always hit my numbers. They aint tryin to let me go. Even the boss they I went to HR on didnt want to let me go to another team because I produce.
Even with my stank atitude.
November 29, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
* at least 5 studnets to start for the month….
November 29, 2007 @ 12:42 pm
um, good luck on that one lol. Sometimes, it ain’t really about wanting to have fun away from her, it’s more about not worrying that somebody got hurt cause they didn’t come home.
At least it is on my end- I’ll never say he “can’t” go anywhere or he “has” to come home, but please let me know what’s up so I don’t wake up to pee at 4 in the morning and wonder where the hell you are.
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I just need to find a woman without that damn “jealous” gene because I am gonna go out and have fun away from you just as I would expect you to go out and hang with your girls.
November 29, 2007 @ 12:43 pm
@Trissa…
Of course there are limits. I am not expecting a woman to overlook obvious things . But you can’t meet me at a club, know that I go out like 3 times a week, and then get upset that I am doing the same shit that I am doing when you met me. No pussy is that good for me to stop what I am doing and change for you. Oh so now you don’t like the fact that I smoke all the time…. bitch… I stood you up for our first date because I fell asleep after smoking too much…lol.
I mean.. how much fucking notice does a nigga have to put up ?
And its frustrating because you go the first couple of weeks thinking that you might really like this chick and then her true colors start coming out while I’ve been showing mine from jumpstreet. I don’t take that relationship shit lightly. I’d have to be messing with you for at least 6 months before we can get to that next level. You don’t know a nigga after 5 or 6 weeks.
November 29, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
ihadnochoice:
I cant argue with you. But you have to understand that women dont operate the way men do. We dont understand why you have to go out THREE times a week when you are in a relationship. It makes us think that you are not be statisfied at home. I think that one day you are going to meet the right one and you will change cause YOU want to.
I understand totally though. Cause at this point in my life I’m not changing. A man gotta accept me for who I am or he can keep it moving.
I did take you and naj’s advice about not givin too much up front cause it may be working with my little Mason friend that works here. I’m trying to flirt w/o givin to much. That’s a challenge cause frankly I wanna flatly come out and say: “Do you know how bad I wanna fuck the shit outta you” But I want him to respect me in the morning….
November 29, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
@Triss…
This is where you have to get your “professional” on without getting fired. Tell em that the numbers you are constantly hitting deserves you a raise and if they can’t give you the raise then the convenience of being close to home and getting paid 10K is your motivation to go somewhere else.
When worse comes to worse… you got them titties … use what you got baby….
November 29, 2007 @ 12:56 pm
…and I see your true colors, shining through…
November 29, 2007 @ 1:01 pm
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…and I see your true colors, shining through…
November 29, 2007 @ 1:03 pm
They’re beautiful like a rainbow jae…
Just beautiful.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
When worse comes to worse… you got them titties … use what you got baby….
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The person that would have to give me permission to leave would be my boss. She is not going to do that because for one I just got transferred to her team. Secondly, I produce and third if I went there I’d be damn near making as much as she is. Plus she a white girl and she got some big tits too.
I have to face it. God just has something better in store for me.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:05 pm
@Jaeda and Triss…
No matter what the situation is, most of the time, its a chick not being “happy” with the way I live. If it ain’t the weed smoking its the going out. If it ain’t the going out to clubs, its the out of town trips. I am single…. this is what single niggas do and the fact that I am doing it in your face should tell you that I ain’t ashamed of it and I ain’t hiding it from you… deal with the carfds that you are dealt and if you don’t like the hand then fold… ain’t no body reshuffling the deck for you so you can get another shot at a good hand.
If I meet a bnroad and there is something i don’t like about her, I stop calling her…period. Whats so goddamn hard about just moving the fuck on ?
November 29, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
‘Plus she a white girl and she got some big tits too.’
Ummm…
say WORD!
November 29, 2007 @ 1:10 pm
All those things you mention wouldnt bother me. I smoke, I love to travel and as long as I know you aint doing nothing when you go out I dont see a problem. Maybe you need to check yourself cause it’s obvious that the women you attract have some insecurity issues.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:14 pm
‘All those things you mention wouldnt bother me.
But that’s the beef trissa…
females always try to play like they’re ‘cool’.
Once a ‘relationship’ starts, ya’ll ain’t so damn cool anymore.
That’s the beef.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:16 pm
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November 29, 2007 @ 1:17 pm
And…
is that new Snoop the SHIT or what?
Video of the YEAR!
November 29, 2007 @ 1:18 pm
LATE.. BUT:jaz, the Prince crawl isn’t good enough for babies? He’s gotta go MJ?
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no, prince is not my end all be all.. mj is… not that pince is not THAT dude.. but different strokes for different folks.. i need mj to allow things to grow in my body. lol
November 29, 2007 @ 1:23 pm
Willy:
I’m serious those things wouldnt bother me. As long as when he leaves he done put the smack down and he done left me something to smoke on I’m good. cant be worried if a nigga cheating. It’ll come out eventually if he is. I had to learn that the hard way.
Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. If I can trust him, it’ll be a beautiful relationship…
November 29, 2007 @ 1:24 pm
‘i need mj to allow things to grow in my body.’
Prince says…
O RLY?
November 29, 2007 @ 1:25 pm
comment by willyjsimmons :
November 29, 2007 @ 1:14 pm |edit
‘All those things you mention wouldnt bother me.
But that’s the beef trissa…
females always try to play like they’re ‘cool’.
Once a ‘relationship’ starts, ya’ll ain’t so damn cool anymore.
That’s the beef.
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BINGO !!!!!
It ain’t about who I attract because its not them walking up to me most of the time. And it ain’t even a black women thing because I date the whole fucking rainbow ( I haven’t gotten that far with a white woman and don’t intend to because I know they are down for whatever). Its just the woman thing and when you try to explain it to them… they are never the jaelous ones… they are never the run thru your phone type as they say and then 3 or 4 weeks in its almost like they shed their snake skin and become a whole different animal.
But I know that what I am looking for is like finding a needle in a haystack so I just deal with it. But when I say that I am not looking for anything serious, thats what the fuck I mean…. what about that can’t a woman understand ?
November 29, 2007 @ 1:26 pm
And please Prince…
don’t shut us down.
I’m yo #1 fan.
**puts on tinfoil hat**
November 29, 2007 @ 1:28 pm
‘what about that can’t a woman understand ?’
Everything.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
mean…. what about that can’t a woman understand ?
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Because we really dont want to be just your jumpoff. We really want to be in a real relationship. We really just settle (most of the time)when we be like “I aint looking for no relationship either.” Most women need emotional support from a man.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:47 pm
Because we really dont want to be just your jumpoff. We really want to be in a real relationship. We really just settle (most of the time)when we be like “I aint looking for no relationship either.” Most women need emotional support from a man.
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Emotional support for what ???
What the fuck are all women going thru in their lives that they need some nigga up under them to support ?
I like independant women and you can have your own house , car, job… whatever…. you ain’t independant if you NEED nigga next to you to hold you up. I don’t want to be anybodies “need” unless they came from my balls. That needy type of woman is such a turn off to me that I make sure that the chick that I am COURTING (LOL) is not one of those.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
Exactly- I haven’t met a woman yet who has met a really great guy, everything she’s looking for (or at least 80 percent) and been like “naw, i don’t want a real relationship- I just want him to fuck me, eat up the food at my house and ignore my feelings- that’s my DREAM relationship.”
It ain’t happening.
I find that it’s mostly the youngins who pull that “Oh, I’m totally fine with a casual thing” pretending shit. Grown folks eventually figure out that is not the business when that’s not what you really want.
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Because we really dont want to be just your jumpoff. We really want to be in a real relationship. We really just settle (most of the time)when we be like “I aint looking for no relationship either.” Most women need emotional support from a man.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:50 pm
I dig MJ and Prince but I always gave the slight edge to Prince once I realized that he created himself instead of Micheal “being created”. Thats why Mike is so fucked up now because even he doesn’t know who the fuck he is anymore. Plus Prince writes and produces all his shit from the bottom up…..
But Prince couldn’t moonwalk…lol.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
I know Im late (hi niggas LOL)
I just have to state again for the record, Jas, that you are retarded.
And the point of being upfront (for all you interpretation challenged negroes) is that if a woman really wants to deal with you, she will do so regardless of the little details you leave out or lie about. Its not necessary. Just tell her what she dealin with and let her make up her mind if she wanna deal or not. You’d be surprised how much that restraining order or wife you got at home doesnt matter to a chick who wants to be down LOL. She may trip when its all said and done but she woulda probably done so anyway. At least this way you can say ‘well bitch you knew this from the door’ rather than ‘See, i was GONNA tell you but what had happened was….’
This is a freebie, fellas. This is the one argument with a woman that you can actually win, LOL. She cant fault you if she knew what time it was from day one.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:56 pm
‘That needy type of woman is such a turn off to me that I make sure that the chick that I am COURTING (LOL) is not one of those.’
I see what you did there.
‘She cant fault you if she knew what time it was from day one.’
That’s a lie.
More people. You need ‘em.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:57 pm
You mistake emotional support for dependancy. Women are more intuitive- we do need that emotional interaction to feel whole. When we are asking for emotional support, it’s more as a friend. If you aren’t capable of that- why the hell would we keep you around as the “friend” you claim to want to be?
Trust- when a woman says she doesn’t need anybody emotionally- run your ass in the other direction- forget courting; she’s fucked up.
November 29, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
Willy thats not a lie. She may TRY to fault you, but she cant. What she gon say? She thought you was playin when you said you was married ?
November 29, 2007 @ 1:59 pm
comment by jaedalaurez :
November 29, 2007 @ 1:50 pm |edit
Exactly- I haven’t met a woman yet who has met a really great guy, everything she’s looking for (or at least 80 percent) and been like “naw, i don’t want a real relationship- I just want him to fuck me, eat up the food at my house and ignore my feelings- that’s my DREAM relationship.” It ain’t happening.
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But yall don’t even take the time to really know a nigga to see if he is truly and really GREAT. That’s why women always run into niggas with secret lives and extra baby mommas or whatever the case may be. You don’t know how I will react in a crisis. You don’t know how I will treat our children. You don’t even know the level of my commitment. You can’t learn that type of shit from somebody in the first few months because its “probationary”… its always good at the beginning. Its not about just being ok with being a jumpoff but let the relationship develop. See how I react to you. I am not even saying that you should only be seeing me because you may not be the only woman that I am seeing. I encourage a woman that I am dating to see other people because I don’t want her holding that ” you are the only guy I am seeing bullshit” over my head. Its your choice not to see other people… that has nothing to do with me because we ain’t claiming each other.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
This is a freebie, fellas. This is the one argument with a woman that you can actually win, LOL. She cant fault you if she knew what time it was from day one.
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Exactly…
Thats why I am dumbfounded in the corner wondering what the fuck I did wrong when it becomes an issue. Some dudes just lie about shit and let you find out on your own but I was up front with you… I read the book and followed the directions and still can’t put this shit together…lol.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:07 pm
Ihadno, you know some stuff is just ‘women shit’ LOL. Like I said, if they flip out later, chances are, they were going to flip out anyway. But dont make the flip out valid by giving her that ammo. Make sure what she flips out about makes absolutely no fucken sense LOL.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
‘Women are more intuitive- we do need that emotional interaction to feel whole.’
Oh lordy lord lawd.
‘She thought you was playin when you said you was married ?’
No. She’s gonna show up at the wife’s job and cause extra problems.
‘I read the book and followed the directions and still can’t put this shit together…’
Cause it’s all game.
Game.game.game.
Women use that ‘I’m cool’ shit to trick you.
Which is EXACTLY how my roomie is getting caught up.
‘Oh she’s cool. Oh we have so much in common.’
Now wait until they start actually dating, and I try to take him to a stripclub.
Watch how FAST shit switches up.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:11 pm
‘Make sure what she flips out about makes absolutely no fucken sense’
Oh that’s the worst.
Cuz then she’s gonna spend the next 5 days arguing tryin to convince you that her feelings are valid and shit.
Aw hell naw.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
comment by jaedalaurez :
November 29, 2007 @ 1:57 pm |edit
You mistake emotional support for dependancy. Women are more intuitive- we do need that emotional interaction to feel whole. When we are asking for emotional support, it’s more as a friend. If you aren’t capable of that- why the hell would we keep you around as the “friend” you claim to want to be?
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Me being a “friend” was letting her stay at my crib while she was sick but you said earlier that its “relationshippy”.
Me being a friend was bringing her dinner on my way home from work because she went back home and wasn’t able to go up and down the steps… is that relationshippy also?
This is part of the confusion. If I tell you that I don’t want a relationship then thats what it is. Don’t take my words and then try to compare them to my actions and come up with your own fucking love formula. You need help, I am gonna be there for you because of the type of person that you are. You don’t know enough about me to even go to the next level. Some people just don’t take relationships seriously and try to attach having sex with a nigga as having to be his GF. Mind you I didn’ fuck this girl for the 1st 2 months of us dating because of a medical procedure. I should have been just a pompous asshole and not helped her… maybe that would have spelled it out better for her.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
Let me just sum up all this shit real simple like:
Women be on that SHIT, and refuse to admit it.
You know you did it, just admit it. - Chris Rock
November 29, 2007 @ 2:24 pm
@Dig…
I know a lot of it is women shit because I strip down the explanation in its purest form and still can’t get results. I can even accept a woman telling me that she ain’t down with what I am down with and it ain’t gonna work… I welcome that actually because no one wants to waste anybodys time. I’ll ask my homegirls about it and they will tell me that I am doing everything right but its just hard to find a woman that would understand my indifference to shit that they think makes a big difference.
That’s it…
I’m gonna start “courting” white women….
November 29, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
The problem is there is a fine line between ‘relationshippy’ and not. I mean some say you can do all the things to, with and for each other that couples do, just having the understanding that yall aint together and are still free to do those things to, with and for somebody else too if they want.
And some would say no, cause they dont/wont do/allow certain things unless a dude is their man. I know I use to be that way myself, until I figured out that I was cheating myself by doing that.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
Let me just sum up all this shit real simple like:
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See homie… that the thing about this…
You can’t put “simple” and “woman” in the same equation.
What can be more simple than feed me fuck me leave me alone ???
How many “how to get a man” books are out on the market ?
Walk past the news stand and you will see magazines full of love advice but they can’t understand the most prominent one coming from men…
FEED ME
FUCK ME
LEAVE ME ALONE
Thats all it takes to make us happy.
Why the fuck is yall list like the Constitution…
November 29, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
When you are fucking them, yes.
Fucking makes “friendship” nebulous.
I’m not saying you can’t be upfront- but it is what it is.
That is why I didn’t and don’t fuck friends.
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Me being a “friend” was letting her stay at my crib while she was sick but you said earlier that its “relationshippy”.
Me being a friend was bringing her dinner on my way home from work because she went back home and wasn’t able to go up and down the steps… is that relationshippy also?
November 29, 2007 @ 2:33 pm
‘You can’t put “simple” and “woman” in the same equation.’
I just did.
They’re on that SHIT.
simple, no?
November 29, 2007 @ 2:42 pm
And some would say no, cause they dont/wont do/allow certain things unless a dude is their man. I know I use to be that way myself, until I figured out that I was cheating myself by doing that.
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Its not like I took her on a trip to an island or something. It aint like I let her drive my truck and shit ( thats the biggest sign that he is falling for you). I just accomodated her because it was at no expense on my part.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:46 pm
@Willy…
I mean technically you can put “simple” and “woman” in the same equation but it will look something like this…
3+5 = 46
It will never add up…..lol.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:49 pm
“It’s all over the place,” he added. “Balance is so important because there’s a fun level to the [album] too. There’s an attractive, sexy, aspect to it; a stylish aspect, a flashy aspect. It takes negatives and makes them good.”
FUCKIN NAS!!!!
And did ya’ll hear this NIGGER is gonna release his album during black history month….
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1575258/20071128/nas.jhtml
This motherfucker…(yeah, I’m spellin it out proper like,
)
November 29, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
Women be trippin. Im not even gonna try to defend us on that tip, Del. I will say, based on what I know of YOUR situation that any chick woulda been drawn more into you by you doing what you were doing. But it doesn’t negate the fact that you already were clear about not wanting to be in a relationship. Ole girl was ‘signing the waiver’ (telling herself she was cool with what you said cause she’s hoping you will change your mind later) and all the stuff you were doing probably made her feel like you were moving in the direction of changing your mind. Cause contrary to what you might think, thats not typical behavior we see from dudes who dont wanna be wit us like that, LOL. Its not completely unreasonable for her to hope you would change your mind, because sometimes it happens, but most of the time, you sign the waiver, you lose.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:50 pm
‘3+5 = 46 It will never add up…..lol.’
We’re on the same page.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
That is why I didn’t and don’t fuck friends.
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negative…
“Friends” are usually the best to fuck around because they know you and they are least likely to pull that relationship shit on you.
I’ve have a “friend” in MD that “ive been messing with since 2000 and we have never been misunderstood. She didn’t fuck me when I had a girl and she wouldn’t fuck me while she had a man and that was and is always gonna be understood. Most of my “friend” fucks turn out better than the other ones because they know me and we keep the physical attraction between us as just that. I wish i could fuck “friends” forever…lol.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
‘Cause contrary to what you might think, thats not typical behavior we see from dudes who dont wanna be wit us like that, LOL.’
See…
I’m a ‘nice guy’ like that too.
I’ma stop myself from now on.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
‘She thought you was playin when you said you was married ?’
No. She’s gonna show up at the wife’s job and cause extra problems.
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you caused your own problem…we said tell her HAVE a wife…not give her the dossier (sp?) on the shit
November 29, 2007 @ 2:54 pm
But homie, the shit yall think are signs aint the same shit we see as signs LOL. A nigga come take care of me after I had surgery, we together nigga
Nah for real though, women are sensitive to shit like that. We read into it.
November 29, 2007 @ 2:56 pm
you caused your own problem…we said tell her HAVE a wife…not give her the dossier (sp?) on the shit
I know…
November 29, 2007 @ 2:59 pm
‘you caused your own problem…we said tell her HAVE a wife…not give her the dossier (sp?) on the shit’
Like ya’ll don’t know how to spy on a nigga when you wanna find some shit out…
Stop playin.
And in the name of ‘full disclosure’, aren’t I supposed to tell you if you ask?
By your own logic…should I lie when I’m supposed to be telling the truth?
**caught ya’ll didn’t I, LOL**
November 29, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
‘A nigga come take care of me after I had surgery, we together nigga’
Jeez…
November 29, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
@Dig…
I’ll admit that I did a lot for her for the stage that we were at. Even my homeboys were wondering if this chick was moving in but she had a situation and I helped her. I wasn’t just gonna leave her fucked up like that when I could have helped with no stress on my part.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:06 pm
But again, as Trissa said, is that what they want…or them just settling for what you give?
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Most of my “friend” fucks turn out better than the other ones because they know me and we keep the physical attraction between us as just that. I wish i could fuck “friends” forever…lol.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:08 pm
Yeah, you even said that to me when I was down there. I was hopin you wasnt gonna get sudden amnesia
‘And in the name of ‘full disclosure’, aren’t I supposed to tell you if you ask?’
Thats where you insert boundaries. Hit her with the Jigga: “our time together is our time together and uh… our time apart is our time apart…” Im tryna tell you man. At the end of the day, its gon be some dumb shit cause we women, LOL, but you make it much more easy on yourself just keepin it real.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:11 pm
‘At the end of the day, its gon be some dumb shit cause we women’
That’s really all I wanted to hear you say…
now come get this e-foot rub.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:12 pm
Like ya’ll don’t know how to spy on a nigga when you wanna find some shit out…
Stop playin.
And in the name of ‘full disclosure’, aren’t I supposed to tell you if you ask?
By your own logic…should I lie when I’m supposed to be telling the truth?
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oh jesus…. let me do the disclaimer now.. this will not apply to all women, just as the men shit doenst apply to all men.
YES, we know how to find out any little inate detail if properly motivated… but me, myself personally.. if i choose to fuck with you knowing you have a wife, you got SOMETHING MaJOR going on and i would want to know as little as possible as long as i’m getting that something major on the regular. knowing anyhting else would cause issues that i dont want.
only time i want to know all the extra shit is when we are actualyl together and even then- you could tell me and within the hour i done forgot all about it anyway.
disclosure is NOT the same thing as background check.
ihnc- you trippin. if you dont want a realtionship with the girl, stop acting liek you are in one. this is where problems start. my friends dont sleep at my house, in my bed or get meal deliveries. look at it next to your homie… if you are doing things for her that you would do for your homie- then you straight (minus the sex). if you are doing more than your man since high school can get- then you are in a relationship- just accept that what you said and how you carry yourself dont match and the reason there is confusion is YOUR fault.
dig is 100% in saying that men that just want to be ‘friends’ dont act liek that- they dont. you dont have to be a dog, but you are going a few steps past ‘;just cool’
November 29, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
‘A nigga come take care of me after I had surgery, we together nigga’
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Don’t get it twisted… it wasn’t like I wasn’t diggin this chick. She had me “fetal” before she even slept with me. This is the same broad that had me holding her purse while she shopped all day for a fucking pair of shoes….
But thats trivial shit. Its always dandy at the beginning before you smell her fart.. before you have to brush your teeth while she is on the toilet…. before you get to see her “period” draws vs her vickys….. before you have the balls to clip your toenails in her presence….lol.
The smiles and chivalry ain’t shit until you can take the crust of a broad…
November 29, 2007 @ 3:20 pm
On.That.Shit.
**bumps Sensual Seduction**
November 29, 2007 @ 3:21 pm
But again, as Trissa said, is that what they want…or them just settling for what you give?
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Oh…
Ain’t no settling when I “give”…lol
I come in the room “giving” and leave that motherfucker “taking”..lol.
Seriously though…
Its usually what we both want. They know what it takes to be in a relationship with me and some of them don’t want to sign up for that so they just end up with the trial offer ( almost like not getting AOL but racking up on those “1000 free” hour CD’s…lol…. perfect analogy). I only have one female friend that I wouldn’t fuck and thats because we’ve known each other since the 6th grade. We dated for about 1 month in JHS and we were forced apart after I gave her a neck full of hickeys at a school dance.. we”ve been best friends ever since. I didn’t even fuck her when she was “figuring out” her sexuality a few years back..lol.
The rest of them have a big F on their foreheads and I make no bones about it.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:22 pm
and that’s why I need a DNA test- dad needs to explain some shit.
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ihnc- you trippin. if you dont want a realtionship with the girl, stop acting liek you are in one. this is where problems start. my friends dont sleep at my house, in my bed or get meal deliveries. look at it next to your homie… if you are doing things for her that you would do for your homie- then you straight (minus the sex). if you are doing more than your man since high school can get- then you are in a relationship- just accept that what you said and how you carry yourself dont match and the reason there is confusion is YOUR fault.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
willy, you stoopid for that
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On.That.Shit.
**bumps Sensual Seduction**
November 29, 2007 @ 3:24 pm
I swear to god…
this snoop shit is bananas.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
@Cec…
I had a homie of mine stay at my apt the whole last weekend because his GF kicked him out the house for coming home late…lol.
All I did was help that girl. If one of my homeboys wanted to stay at my crib because their home was not navigable post surgery then its theirs. Like I said, its not like I introduced her to my mother or family or took her on an expensive vacation or some shit. There are a hundred things I could have done to make her get that GF feeling. I guess if we had been messing with each other a lil while longer, all this wouldn’t be such an issue but I can’t claim a chick after knowning her for only 3 months… I am sorry.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:30 pm
and that’s why I need a DNA test- dad needs to explain some shit.
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call maury- we can get a free trip to nyc - dual prupose, b/c we can slap ihnc in the hook of his head for the dumnb shit lol
November 29, 2007 @ 3:31 pm
‘b/c we can slap ihnc in the hook of his head for the dumnb shit lol’
Ya’ll violent too.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:34 pm
@Willy…
I haven’t seen the video yet but the song is a bit off….
Snoop seems to have gotten TPAIN-AKON-ITIS.
Its hard for me to co-sign a rapper singing gimmickly like that but its SNOOP so he can get a pass on this one.
But the next rapper that “AKONS” is gonna get the thumbs down. ..lol
November 29, 2007 @ 3:36 pm
call maury- we can get a free trip to nyc - dual prupose, b/c we can slap ihnc in the hook of his head for the dumnb shit lol
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What did I do ???
November 29, 2007 @ 3:38 pm
‘I haven’t seen the video yet but the song is a bit off….’
Dog…
the video explains EVERYTHING.
Video of the YEAR!
Just wait, that shit is gonna have you ROLLIN!
November 29, 2007 @ 3:40 pm
dig is 100% in saying that men that just want to be ‘friends’ dont act liek that- they dont. you dont have to be a dog, but you are going a few steps past ‘;just cool’
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I tell ya what, that more than just a fuck buddy. It sounds to me like ihadno is the one that is confused. I think you started diggin her a lot and as soon as you realized what was happening you pulled away.
And it seems like your relationships with women are a bit one-sided. We have to do a lot of accepting while you like its my way or the highway. What about how she feels. What if she said you can smoke all the weed you want, take your monthly trips, but i really dont like you clubbing three times a week. I dont see nothin wrong with compromise.
Ihadno, I think you are scared of committment.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
‘Ihadno, I think you are scared of committment.’
Dun-dun-dunnnnnnnnnnnn!
LMAO!
Perfect time for me to go to lunch.
I’m gonna take my time…
she’s gon get hers before I.
I’m gonna take it slow…
I ain’t gon rush the stroke.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:45 pm
@Willy…
And you ain’t gonna get me started again on that NAS shit….. :frown:
I’ll be the first one to say that I am biased when it comes to Nas because he is my favorite rapper. But nothing about this dudes career spells gimmick. Check the songs that he DIDN’T put out as singles from his last album. A gimmicky nigga would have put out that JAY song… Games album came out 1 month before NAS so that GAME joint would have been just as gimmicky… He ignored the Kanye track also. Blue Carpet Treatmen came out a wekk after Games so that Snoop joint would have hit the airwave great
Streets Disciple is probably the most non- gimmicky album relaesed by a major artist that I can remember. If it was 50 cent that was coming out with the album title NIGGER then I couold understand the backlash. If it was D-Block coming out with NIGGER than by all means…backlash. But Nas might be the ONE ARTIST that doesn’t comprimise his material for record sales. This nigga has 9 albums out and he might have a total of 15 or 20 “radio ready” songs. Why do you think he is getting so much support from his peers ? Anybody that is familiar with Nas knows that this dude has good intentions behind the controversy.
Damn I said you wasn’t gonna get me started…lol.
November 29, 2007 @ 3:46 pm
Ihadno: You know, I could say something right, LOL, but it would probably get me in a lotta trouble, so Ima just sit over here in this corner and whistle
November 29, 2007 @ 4:10 pm
And it seems like your relationships with women are a bit one-sided. We have to do a lot of accepting while you like its my way or the highway. What about how she feels. What if she said you can smoke all the weed you want, take your monthly trips, but i really dont like you clubbing three times a week. I dont see nothin wrong with compromise.
Ihadno, I think you are scared of committment.
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Its actually far from one sided because I don’t make demands on a chick. She can be all she wants to be and if I don’t like it, I move on to the next contestant. I am very indifferent to a lot of things therfore I accept everything you are, as far as I know. The reason why I am not looking for anything serious is because getting serious means that I will have to compromise and that is the point… I DON”T WANT TO COMPROMISE becauseyou ain’t my goddman girlfriend. Compromising wouoldn’t even be a discussion if you were my GF .We don’t love each other so why should we alter how we live .I have one life to live and I’ll be damned if I end up living it because of somebody elses needs. I’m supposed to compromise with every chick that gets my dick hard ??
I am not the one telling a broad she can do this and that. I’ve been with women that didn’t fit what I wanted and just parted ways. But I am not gonna go out and grab a square peg and try to force the shit in a circle shaped hole.
Yall chicks like to compromise until yall find out that the nigga is half assed and then that baggage gets carried over to my trunk….
November 29, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
comment by dig :
November 29, 2007 @ 3:46 pm |edit
Ihadno: You know, I could say something right, LOL, but it would probably get me in a lotta trouble, so Ima just sit over here in this corner and whistle
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What good is life withoout a lil trouble……
November 29, 2007 @ 4:42 pm
‘If it was D-Block coming out with NIGGER’
I think d-block would do a better job at the task than Nas.
November 29, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
comment by willyjsimmons :
November 29, 2007 @ 4:42 pm |edit
‘If it was D-Block coming out with NIGGER’
I think d-block would do a better job at the task than Nas.
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Now you are speaking blasphemy .
You heard just as much NAS in your life as Jason Whitlock and Oprah.
You criticize JW for talking about stuff he is not “experienced” in and here you are giving an opinion on an artist you aren’t “familiar” with.
NI**GGA PLEASE is accepted but NIGGER is way over the line…lol
We can scream nigger nigger all day but oh no…. you can’t name your album that…..
Stop half stroking….. its either in or out…lol.
November 29, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
‘You heard just as much NAS in your life as Jason Whitlock and Oprah.’
For the second time…
I’ve heard every Nas album.
Just don’t buy them shits.
‘NI**GGA PLEASE is accepted but NIGGER is way over the line…lol’
Who’s saying that? Not I.
But the context of that O.D.B album is totally different. Not the same thing.
And O.D.B certainly wasn’t taking himself seriously.
November 29, 2007 @ 5:33 pm
And O.D.B certainly wasn’t taking himself seriously.
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So it would have been “press worthy” if he did ???
They toss comedians out of arenas for using the word (Not KKKramer either) and I am supposed to believe that ODB taking himself seriously would have changed that?
Eddie Griffin wasn’t taking himself seriously too and they tossed his ass.
Be mad all around, not just when its “convenient” and a rapper you ain’t feeling in a the first place makes an issue out of it.
I guess Paul Wall Yung Joc and Mike JONES going copper has absolutely nothing to do with HIP HOP being dead either……
I am not saying that NAS album is gonna be an absolute smash and he is gonna make sense of it all. All I am saying is that if this dude feels he can be “creative” with the word nigger as so many other artists have, why judge it before you have a clue what its about but whatever.
You gon feel how you do regardless but at least admit the bias in your opinion.
Why did you get me started on this shit….
You know how I gets down with NAS…..
Just wait until Prince does some shit …. just wait NIGGER….
November 29, 2007 @ 5:35 pm
And maybe I’ve been in the woods too long but where is CJP and HAZE ???
And is Persia really JAZ ????
Blame it on the..
November 29, 2007 @ 5:46 pm
‘Be mad all around, not just when its “convenient” and a rapper you ain’t feeling in a the first place makes an issue out of it.
I guess Paul Wall Yung Joc and Mike JONES going copper has absolutely nothing to do with HIP HOP being dead either……’
Now you’re just mixing in other issues.
‘Just wait until Prince does some shit …. just wait NIGGER…’
LMAO!
cjp ?
Haze - myspace
and Jaz is Persia.