SOHH Over It!

Oh It Gets Worse.

November 27, 2007 willyjsimmons

Now this muthafucka says he’s ‘courting‘ this broad???

Courting???

The very foundations of the MAN COUNCIL have been shaken.

This dude said ‘courting‘.

I’m disgusted.

Open Thread…

The Pool @ 10:05 am

112 comments

  1. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 10:25 am

    well, i mean, maybe he really likes the girl and wants to take it slow. maybe lying to her about his weedheadedness will work out in the end. i mane mary jane ended up with thurogood, right? its possible.

  2. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 10:28 am

    I was bout to say WHO? LOL But nevermind, I remember now.

    You said it been a minute since he had a girl, maybe he tryna implement the shit he been seeing in all the movies. Hey, if it works for Ben Affleck and John Cusack, whose to say it wont work for him? LOL

  3. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 10:28 am

    Oh and RIP Sean Taylor. Fucked up.

  4. comment by Banga! :
    November 27, 2007 @ 10:50 am

    courting huh,

    He’s white
    so he gets a pass

    White people are entitled to say corney sht

  5. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 10:51 am

    Sounds like he really likes her- courting is a sweet word- it implies conversation and taking long walks. If it worked on Jill Scott, maybe he’s got the right idea lol.

    Yeah, that was fucked up how it went down with Sean Taylor- his 1 year old kid in the house too.

  6. comment by Banga! :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:00 am

    comment by jaedalaurez :
    courting is a sweet word- it implies conversation and taking long walks. If it worked on Jill Scott, maybe he’s got the right idea lol.
    —————————–

    Say What!

    Shegro Please
    Sorry Ma
    But Thats the gayest shit I ever read in my life
    that some real broke back mountain sht for real

  7. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:03 am

    shegro please?

    I didn’t say I LOVE the word- but I get the intention of someone who uses it….it ain’t Brokeback,it’s just SENSITIVE

  8. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:15 am

    LMAOOOO, Banga stupid.

    Courting is a corny word, but you gotta admire the concept. They just need to call it something else….. like ’settin up’

  9. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:18 am

    ‘Sounds like he really likes her’

    ding.ding.ding.

    Which I do not get what-so-ever…

    it is my MAN DUTY to squash any moves being made out of desperation for some booty.

    The last chick he fucked was bigger than him and I put together. I let that slide cuz it was the 4th, and it was a one night stand.

    Shit, she didn’t remember HIM afterwards, LOL.

    But now he’s thrown me all the way off with this ‘courting’ shit…

    like R U SERIOUS???

    Say it ain’t so!

  10. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:34 am

    What are you saying, that big girls don’t deserve love too? ……

    You can’t knock a man for what he likes- if he likes a chick who can’t “see weed” ( ) then what can you do?

  11. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:43 am

    ‘What are you saying, that big girls don’t deserve love too?’

    Let’s define ‘big’ and ‘cylindrical’.

    While we’re at it, let us also define ‘love’ and ‘jumpoff’.

  12. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:46 am

    @ cylindrical…I’m so mad at you right now!

    Apparently he doesn’t want her to be a jumpoff- I can’t exactly be mad at him for wanting to *gasp* show her respect lol.

  13. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 11:57 am

    Respect…

    more like she shut him down.

    He’s tryin to play it off like ‘Oh, we’re just takin it one day at a time…’

    who does he think he’s talkin to?

    I simply cannot see a relationship outta this? Maybe it’s the hate in my blood, but all my instincts are tellin me NOOOOOOOO!

    I got a sixth sense, and it don’t involve dead people.

  14. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

    Apparently he doesn’t want her to be a jumpoff- I can’t exactly be mad at him for wanting to *gasp* show her respect lol.
    =====================
    classic “jaded best man” syndrome. she is messing up the brotherhood, so he salty..

    *tsk*
    *tsk*
    @willy… it will be ok, you’ll still see him on superbowl sundays

  15. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:07 pm

    ‘classic “jaded best man” syndrome. she is messing up the brotherhood, so he salty..’

    You always talkin shit…

    Jaded my left foot.

    Not to tell on myself…but…

    I will never hate on a booty chase. Man gotta do what a man gotta do to get a lil ‘wet wet’.

    But I can’t condone simp shit on my watch.

    And she has ‘baggage’ on top of everything else. Them draws shoulda been as good as gotten.

  16. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:12 pm

    @willy… it will be ok, you’ll still see him on superbowl sundays

    **********

  17. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:15 pm

    Damn you dig.

    Ya’ll ain’t gonna turn this around on me…

    I’m more powerful in the force than that.

  18. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

    Whats wrong with courting ???
    I court…

  19. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:18 pm

    Why you damnin ME? I aint even say nothing. Nigga cant laugh? LOL

  20. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

    You always talkin shit…
    =================
    its my gift lol

    Whats wrong with courting ???
    I court…
    ===========
    slamming chicks like shaq in 92 dont count as ‘courting’ lol

  21. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:25 pm

    ‘Nigga cant laugh?’

    Ummm…no.

  22. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

    And this nigga didn’t not just get on here with that bold face lie…

    sidebar: after almost 3 hours I’ve finally managed to get ldap replication workin!

    :typein:

    Carry ON!

  23. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

    slamming chicks like shaq in 92 dont count as ‘courting’ lol
    —————-
    Now you know thats a lie.
    When a nigga “courts” yo ass… anything less then a potent slamming should not be accepted.
    What the use of building her up with the courting and violins at dinner if you ain’t gonna give her BABOON love at the end of the night…lol.

    So now the chicks are frowning on getting slammed ? Can a nigga win in 07… and I ain’t talking about Obama….

  24. comment by Banga! :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    @dig

    Why I always gotta be stupid

    why can’t I just be crazy

    Let’s define ‘big’ and ‘cylindrical’

    WOW!

    Is that what we’re calling fat girls now

    so Queen Latifah is big (and I’d hit it but thats not sayin much)
    but Rosie O’donnell is Cylindrical, Gotcha!

    An Ihadno
    My idea of courting is that scene in love in basketball wit Sanaa Lathan and Omar Epps playin strip basketball!

  25. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:44 pm

    An Ihadno
    My idea of courting is that scene in love in basketball wit Sanaa Lathan and Omar Epps playin strip basketball!

    ————
    I agree…
    But they ain’t show you how Omar monkey fucked her afterwards….lol.
    Courting is the down payment on a nighttime hump when a simple dinner and movie won’t do the job.
    You sweep her off her feet and then put em in the air…..

  26. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

    And I understand jumpin through a few hoops.

    But he’s tryin to ‘date’ this broad.

  27. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

    comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 12:49 pm |edit

    And I understand jumpin through a few hoops.

    But he’s tryin to ‘date’ this broad.

    ——————
    I’m lost Willy…
    Put me on……

  28. comment by trissa :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:14 pm

    What up peoples!!!

    Ihadnochoice are you the kind of dude that kisses females on the head? That is the one thing that a dude can do to me and it turns me on instantly. My lil Mason friend up here at the job did that to me. I damn near fell back into the elevator. That is the sexist thing to me for some reason. I mean I know that’s a ploy to get a female to think you really care about her well being and that you are friends, but in reality you JUST tryna get them draws, but I dont care…any dude that want me to fall instantly kiss me on my forhead!!!!

  29. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:18 pm

    courting is a more than one night process gentlemen lol.

  30. comment by trissa :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

    courting is a more than one night process gentlemen lol.
    =========================================
    Yes!
    More dudes should try it. It’s sweet and charming when a dude courts a female. It’s more like mind fucking each other. You know its gonna go down, but you just enjoy each other’s presence first….Not just jumping off with a female

    That’s some sexy shit!!!

  31. comment by cec :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

    ok i been gon for a minute…who are we talking about got willy drawls in a bunch

  32. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

    I think that’s where the breakdown in communication is happening Jaz lol….yeah, they did the love and basketball striptease…but he knew her since days of Underoos (/biggie)…he’d been courting her ass for about 10 years .
    ————-
    courting is a more than one night process gentlemen lol.

  33. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:24 pm

    @ihadno

    My roommate is tryin to holler at this WAY average type chick…and I’m being generous.

    He sets up a date wit her last Saturday on the sneak tip. Goes to some hick bar (she lives in a small town outside the city) and shuts it down.

    Brings this broad back to our crib and gets NO ASS.

    Next day, she calls, and dude goes into his bedroom and talks on the phone wit this broad for an hour and a half. junior high style. NO ASS.

    Last night, he comes out with this ‘courting’ bullshit.

    ‘Ooo, we’re takin it slow.’

    What the fuck is ‘it’, and why the fuck ain’t you get any booty?!!??

    Muthafucka puttin the cart before the horse.

    MAN LAW!

  34. comment by trissa :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

    Willy:
    He’s doing the right way!

  35. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:27 pm

    I kiss on the forehead….
    I’ll kiss a toe… or the back of a kneecap….
    feed her at dinner…. send her texts explaining what I am gonna do to her when I see her later on…. stick rose petals in her wallet before I leave for work in the morning….

    Its all part of the “platinum package” and it can be yours for the ever low price of $129.99….

  36. comment by cec :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:27 pm

    And Willy u think that ur homeboy is full of shit with the courting thing cause he aint getting no ass

  37. comment by cec :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

    @ IHNC

    I see u still aint got no sense LOL

  38. comment by trissa :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:29 pm

    I kiss on the forehead….
    I’ll kiss a toe… or the back of a kneecap….
    feed her at dinner…. send her texts explaining what I am gonna do to her when I see her later on…. stick rose petals in her wallet before I leave for work in the morning….
    ———————————————————–
    Damn! Where you live at again.

  39. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

    ‘It’s more like mind fucking each other.’

    The hell…

    at the rate my roommate gets ass…

    he ain’t got the time or business tryin to ‘mind fuck’ anybody.

    he needs to ‘fuck fuck’.

    If he was gettin ass on a semi-regular basis, he wouldn’t be playin himself on some ol ‘I like her’ bullshit.

    His only rational (am I spelling correctly??) is:

    ‘She’s a cool chick’.

    Nigga SO WHAT!!!

    She’s built like a football player.
    She has kids.
    She lives outta town.
    She don’t smoke bud.
    She don’t fuck.
    She don’t suck.

    I’m at a loss.

  40. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

    @cec

    Naw, I think he’s SERIOUS about it.

    Tryin to ‘date’ this chick.

  41. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

    @Willy…
    Its one thing if he she is a whore or something like that and he is going above and beyond but maybe he is really feeling her and gettin ass ain’t at the top of his list when it comes to her. Now I am the first to talk reckless about shit like this but every now and then, you meet a chick that will have you doing shit that yiou ain’t used to… which is a good thing because that must mean she ain’t ordinary.
    I never run away from chicks that can have me holding purses at NINE WEST while she shops for shoes ………
    She must be doing something right….

  42. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

    She’s built like a football player.
    She has kids.
    She lives outta town.
    She don’t smoke bud.
    She don’t fuck.
    She don’t suck.

    I’m at a loss.

    —————–

    Well you said that he don’t fuck either so maybe they are perfect for each other.
    Or maybe she gave him the best hand job ever….lol.

  43. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:43 pm

    ‘Or maybe she gave him the best hand job ever….lol.’

    Not even that.

    Nuthin.

    Nada.

    Zero.

    He’s just been single for about 2-3 years. Last piece of ass he got was July 4th, 2006. And he was scraping the bottom of the barrel too.

    When I say this girl was big, it doesn’t even do her justice.

    L.A.R.G.E.

  44. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:44 pm

    Im thinking his ‘not fuckin’ aint by choice LOL…

  45. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

    Damn! Where you live at again.

    ———–
    Women are easy to satisfy but nigga make it complicated thinking about how big their dicks are or how long can you in and out beofr exploding. Most of yall will creme in your vickys with a simple lick of the kneecap or a bite on your achilles. Or givving her a nickname akin to a old school candy. I used to call my ex “baby blue” because I said” she was like the baby blue M&M’s, rare and hard to find” ( corny… yes…. but yall love shit like that so stop fronting….lol.)
    Leg dropping and pile driving only breaks the monotony. I don’t want them to think I am soft…lol

  46. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

    ‘Im thinking his ‘not fuckin’ aint by choice’

    LMAO!

    I wasn’t gonna put it like that…

    e-wifey strikes again!

  47. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:47 pm

    WE CAN HAVE MIND SEX, WE AINT GOTTA TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF YET…..

  48. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

    When I say this girl was big, it doesn’t even do her justice.

    L.A.R.G.E.

    ————–
    Well…. to each his own.
    You need to stop worrying about his penis action and inquire about her slimmer and better looking sister/cousin….lol
    You’ve done all you can do to save him, now you gotta take advantage of the fact that independent studies have found that 87 percent of fat women have slimmer cute friends who do the exact opposite of their fat friends….lol.

  49. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:50 pm

    Willy

    Im sayin, LOL.

    Ihadno: Just when a nigga got you pegged, there you go with the whammie again.

  50. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:51 pm

    WE CAN HAVE MIND SEX, WE AINT GOTTA TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF YET…..\

    ———–
    I have mind sex throughout the day….
    When I get home I like to put my thoughts to use…
    I am hitting it from the back in my medulla right now as we speak…lol.

  51. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

    Hey some dudes just like big girls. My little cousin (he bout 21 now) LOVE him some big girls. Ole Ludacris lookin ass.

  52. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

    ‘WE CAN HAVE MIND SEX, WE AINT GOTTA TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF YET…’

    jaz on the blog speakin Japanese.

    No comprende!

    ‘You need to stop worrying about his penis action and inquire about her slimmer and better looking sister/cousin…’

    Maybe…

    But you might be right…I may have to pass it on to god.

  53. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:57 pm

    ‘WE CAN HAVE MIND SEX, WE AINT GOTTA TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF YET…’

    jaz on the blog speakin Japanese.

    You are just the dumbest.

  54. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

    ‘Hey some dudes just like big girls.’

    That’s the thing, far as I know he don’t.

    Besides Queen Latifah. (he ain’t feeling Jill Scott which is another source of beef, but I digress)

    I know for a fact he’s talked shit about big broads before. Cuz I’ve done it with him. LMAO!

    His last girlfriend (they were engaged) is small.

    Girl before that. And the girl before that.

    But he will jumpoff a big girl, like he did on the 4th.

    That’s why I’m not understanding this whole ‘courting’ terminology.

    It’s the semantics of it all.

  55. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:01 pm

    ‘You are just the dumbest.’

  56. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:06 pm

    Okay…

    I’m about to attempt to set up a linux cluster using some software I’ve never used before.

    Pray.

    Pray HARD.

  57. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:07 pm

    @Willy…
    Honestly, there might be something about that chick that he is really feeling. If I meet a chcik and the first thing that I think of is fucking her, that must mean she has very little to offer to me. He might have seen that chick and thought to himself “I wonder what her thoughts on global warming are” and just ran with it…lol.

  58. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:09 pm

    ‘He might have seen that chick and thought to himself “I wonder what her thoughts on global warming are” and just ran with it…lol.’

    LMAO!

    Probably.

  59. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

    Well then there must be something bout this chick he is diggin past the ass. Running across the right person can make you forget you ever had a ‘type’ LOL. Real talk.

    ………and them be the bastids that make you maddest when the shit dont work

  60. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:12 pm

    ‘and them be the bastids that make you maddest when the shit dont work’

    Tell it.

  61. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:15 pm

    For real though. Been there and done that like they pay me for it

  62. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:24 pm

    Just checkin….

  63. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:31 pm

    comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:15 pm |edit

    For real though. Been there and done that like they pay me for it

    ———————

    Thats why I have embraced the mentality of not expecting anything because thats what fucks everything up… expectations. You dig somebody and then you are already thinking of what its gonna be like with them years down the road. But chicks don’t wanna hear that ole ” lets just see where this goes” line even though that’s usually the only way to go. Making a plan on how your relationship SHOULD turn out is the beginning of the end.

  64. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:32 pm

    no roger no re run no rent….lol.

  65. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

    Raj dances like my father in law when he’s trying to be hip

  66. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

    in defense of my sex, I do have to say that the only time “let’s see where this goes” upsets most women i know is when they’ve been dealing with somebody for a while…it’s like, nigga, what more do you need to KNOW? You have your toothbrush in my damn bathroom, you know where I keep the “special handcuffs” and ball gag, shit, you even have a side of MY closet- so what the fuck is this ‘let’s see where this goes? Its already GONE.”

  67. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:44 pm

    ihadno: any relationship you enter is ‘lets see how it goes’ though. its just that when you SAY it, it gives the impression that you dont HAVE any real intentions to see it turn into anything. thats why people dont like to hear it. you can expect all you want, its still a matter of seeing if things work out.

    i dont think it boils down to expectations. it boils down to compatibility and if its gon fall thru, its gon do so regardless of expectations.

  68. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:45 pm

    Jae: Exactly.

  69. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

    I don’t like this topic…

    makes me think of that bitch.

    No ‘growing together’ for me.

  70. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

    i dont think it boils down to expectations. it boils down to compatibility and if its gon fall thru, its gon do so regardless of expectations.

    ——————
    Compatibility is usually taken care of early on. You don’t even get to 2nd base , relationship wise, if you are not compatible but I know where you are coming from. I say expectation in the sense that we are all shaped to expect what we want in a relationship.
    You don’t expect your mate to walk in the house at 4am but he/she does it.
    You expect that your man can hold his own and take care of you…
    You expect that he won’t be hanging with his friends as much now that you are in the picture….
    I use these examples because these are the types of things that dudes hate facing when they “take things further”.
    And when the relationship doesn’ty meet these types of expectations that when its over.
    Some chicks EXPECT a dude to pay for the first date and what happens when he doesn’t ???
    If you come into the first date without those ‘he gotta pay” expectations, you won’t be upset because you haven’t put a bar up there for him to reach or not reach. Women are buitl with expectations.
    A nigga gotta take care of his family…
    a nigga shouldn’t be out running the streets…
    A nigga shouldn’t hit a woman……
    There are women that EXPECT a man to have a job,home,car, no kids be over 6 feet tall and dark skinned and not wear baggy clothes and not have dreads or braids… yada yadda yadda…
    Now ask that same woman how long has she kept a man and you will see that her expectations are prolly what leading her to be all alone….

  71. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:00 pm

    Thats why niggas are always happy when it comes to yall because all we expect is pussy, food and silence….thats it…
    2 out of those 3 are acceptable though….loll

  72. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

    I don’t like this topic…

    makes me think of that bitch.

    ———
    Damn son….
    I think your hate is deeper than her not fucking him or being fat….
    Did you have your eye on her before he jumped the mountain ???…. lol.

  73. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:08 pm

    FUUUUCK!

    My shit ain’t workin!

    I’ma go smoke and pout.

  74. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

    @ihadno

    Naw homie.

    LMAO!

    I’m talkin bout my ex.

  75. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

    Well, he probably has 2 out of three lol. So maybe that’s why he’s happy right now lol. If it works out, he’ll have all three, and then life will be good lol.
    —————-

    Thats why niggas are always happy when it comes to yall because all we expect is pussy, food and silence….thats it…
    2 out of those 3 are acceptable though….loll

  76. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

    comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:10 pm |edit

    Well, he probably has 2 out of three lol. So maybe that’s why he’s happy right now lol. If it works out, he’ll have all three, and then life will be good lol.

    ————-
    you know how great relationships would be if we all expected the same things from each other …
    Or better yet, a woman would be happy if all a nigga had to do was keep the fridge full and give her box nightly attention….

    But woe is us…. its never that simple.

  77. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

    @jae

    She don’t cook.
    And she stays texting him. (26+ yesterday alone).

    No food.
    No silence.
    No sex.

    The unholy trinity.

  78. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

    Nah dude.

    I dont necessarily ‘expect’ anything from a person, but I do watch what he’s showing me. And then if what I see is stuff that I know I cant deal with, I cut my losses. its not about expectations, its about what you know you need or want and whether or not that person is able to give you that, as well as what they need and want from you and whether or not you can give them that. Compatibility.

  79. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

    She don’t cook.
    And she stays texting him. (26+ yesterday alone).

    No food.
    No silence.
    No sex.

    The unholy trinity.

    ————
    Then she has to have bomb cooch because God would never make her that imperfect….lol.

  80. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:26 pm

    But fuck it, it dont matter cause I aint shit right about now

  81. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:28 pm

    willy, you stoopid.

    Maybe he really likes her conversation.

  82. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

    jaz on the blog speakin Japanese.
    ==========================
    LATE.. BUT SINCE WHEN IS DED PREZ ‘JAPANESE’ I hate y’all seriously lol

    (sorry about the caps, i’m not retypign tho- get over it)

    jae is right about why teh ‘lets see where this goes’ line can be infuriating. you get 60 days/ 15 sleepovers (which ever comes first) to say that shit- 60 DAMN DAYS! after that- if you dont have a slight idea of your intention by then, you dont need a relationship and that will be listed as your intention for you.

  83. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

    ‘But fuck it, it dont matter cause I aint shit right about now’

    Lemme bust some Sam Cooke on that ass.

    (PROPS on that by the way, even though it took me an hour to convert those damn wma files to mp3s )

    @ jae

  84. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:36 pm

    My bad, baby, my bad. My twin cussed me out bout that too

  85. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

    Nah dude.

    I dont necessarily ‘expect’ anything from a person, but I do watch what he’s showing me. And then if what I see is stuff that I know I cant deal with, I cut my losses. its not about expectations, its about what you know you need or want and whether or not that person is able to give you that, as well as what they need and want from you and whether or not you can give them that. Compatibility.

    ———–
    Here goes the complexity of a woman in its truest form….
    I thought being compatible with someone is having things in common like fishing or porn addiction.

  86. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

    well willy, he doesn’t sound like the sharpest knife in the drawer, and you know…water seeks i’s own level…

    it’s kinda like how folks wonder why Usher picked his new wife, like he’s not a little funny looking himself lol. To my way of thinking, Tameka seems about right lol.

    On another note- why the hell do i have writer’s block right about now? I have about 50 thangs to put on my blog and can’t write about a single one of them. :frown:

  87. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:44 pm

    And that CD is 31 damn songs long.

    Woooooo!

    I got it figured out though. Found a nice lil program that will do batch conversions. So I’m good from now on.

  88. comment by Banga! :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

    Thats why niggas are always happy when it comes to yall because all we expect is pussy, food and silence….thats it…
    2 out of those 3 are acceptable though….loll
    —————————-

    Funny is we’re lucky to get one

    gotta luv how smooth sht is when yall are just fuckin
    her cribs always clean, she smells good, asks you about your day, offers to help and get things for you, might cook or save you some leftovers, wears the good matching bra and panties, she dresses nice for no reason, does something with her hair before you come over and is proactive in bed.

    then as soon as yall get serious
    Dishes ain’t washed, your takin our her trash, it smells like fish and buttcheeks at her apartment!
    She rocking her comfortable house clothes…. the color faded ones wit the bleach stains and holes in em. Her hairs done but you bet not fk it up! She told you to eat before you came over cuz she ain’t cooking, go ask yo mamma! You get some and find yourself bored

  89. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

    I thought being compatible with someone is having things in common like fishing or porn addiction.
    :::::::::::

    No. Having things in common is just that - having things in common. Compatibility is more WILL YOU WORK?

  90. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:49 pm

    jae just called my roomie dumb.

  91. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:54 pm

    No. Having things in common is just that - having things in common. Compatibility is more WILL YOU WORK?
    =================
    yup, because if we go off anything other than that- i should be fucking all my friends, some of my coworkers, a few family members, my exs and i should hve worked out… i mean damn- i’ve got stamina but how much can one person take? lol

  92. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:55 pm

    Lunch…

    none of my shit is workin so I need to clear my mind.
    (read:get high!!!)

    I’ll be back.

  93. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

    No. Having things in common is just that - having things in common. Compatibility is more WILL YOU WORK?
    ———-

    See what I mean….
    I am trying to go the simple route and this nigga here gotta get all “female” on me and get complicated…..lol
    Is “complicated” the main ingredient in estrogen…lol.
    You might be right but my “man-dom” is not gonna allow me to give you that credit.
    You should have EXPECTED that….lol.

  94. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:05 pm

    *staring into the camera*

  95. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

    Now they are blaming Sean Taylors death on hip hop….
    You would think that the word nigger and guns didn’t exist before 1978….

  96. comment by dig :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

    Nah yall the ones that make shit complicated. Yall niggas the ones that kill a bitch cause you love her and shit LOL. Love dont mean a gotdamn thing to us, we love a lotta niggas. We still love that dude from 3rd grade that use to hit us on the booty and run, but we aint shackin up wit his ass

  97. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:13 pm

    See what I mean….
    I am trying to go the simple route and this nigga here gotta get all “female” on me and get complicated…..lol
    ==================
    not complicated, correct word usage… you are speaking of commonality… dig is speaking on compatibility.
    but you had to get all “male” and be wrong lol

  98. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:14 pm

    Nah yall the ones that make shit complicated. Yall niggas the ones that kill a bitch cause you love her and shit LOL. Love dont mean a gotdamn thing to us, we love a lotta niggas. We still love that dude from 3rd grade that use to hit us on the booty and run, but we aint shackin up wit his ass
    ——————
    She would be alive if she would have shut the fuck up after cooking him dinner and giving him head…. but ooohhh nooooo… she wanna open her mouth and complain about bills…..
    feed em
    fuck em..
    leave him alone…

    She ain’t leave him alone.

  99. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

    and what in the crispy hell does hip hop have to do with getting shot in your own home during a botched robbery attempt?
    jay put a new song out about that? dx had it in his video? nas changed the name of this album to “shoot a football player”

    WTF?!!? this is why i hate the media

  100. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:18 pm

    not complicated, correct word usage… you are speaking of commonality… dig is speaking on compatibility.
    but you had to get all “male” and be wrong lol
    ——–
    That’s that damn problem right there….
    BANG…..
    Yall know a niggas wrong. Yall could be nice and let the shit slide just to keep the peace but you wanna call a nigga wrong. Now I gott go to lengths to prove that I am right even though I know it…..
    Then when I realize that I can’t prove myself right… that when the guns and chainsaws to cut up your body come out.
    You could have remained quiet and alive but you choose to speak and die…

    feed me…
    fuck me…
    shut the fuck up…

    you didn’t shut the fuck up…..lol.

  101. comment by Banga! :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:19 pm

    Now they are blaming Sean Taylors death on hip hop….
    You would think that the word nigger and guns didn’t exist before 1978….

    ———–

    Steven A Smith just went off about that

    When will people learn
    you don’t need a soundtrack or theme music to shoot somebody!
    Shits impulsive, Blame their parents for not teaching their child how to control or handle their emmotions and impulses

  102. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

    and what in the crispy hell does hip hop have to do with getting shot in your own home during a botched robbery attempt?
    jay put a new song out about that? dx had it in his video? nas changed the name of this album to “shoot a football player”

    WTF?!!? this is why i hate the media

    ———
    But honestly….
    Have black people EVER been held in a good light by the media ?
    From the 60’s to the 70’s (before hip hop) til now. If it wasn’t hip hop, it would be something else. Its even crazier when black “leaders” ,as we call them, take the bait and run with it.

  103. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:22 pm

    LMAO @ ihnc- wrong, right, whatever- you jsut made the entire office know i wasnt working

  104. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:25 pm

    But honestly….
    Have black people EVER been held in a good light by the media ?
    From the 60’s to the 70’s (before hip hop) til now. If it wasn’t hip hop, it would be something else. Its even crazier when black “leaders” ,as we call them, take the bait and run with it.

    ===============
    doesnt matter if its jim crow, hip hop or flying deloreans… the media will find a way to black black people. hence, why i hate the media

  105. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:26 pm

    The only people that have ever been held in a positive light are those that white people don’t fear such as Oprah and Cosby. Even MLK was a “terrorist” and and soon as he dies, he not a threat so why not give that nigga a holiday… lets throw these niggers a bone.

  106. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:30 pm

    comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:22 pm |edit

    LMAO @ ihnc- wrong, right, whatever- you jsut made the entire office know i wasnt working

    ——
    Man… I’m always right. Even when I am wrong , I am right…lol.
    I am right for being alive and that supercedes everything wrong in my life… fuck that…
    Its my reasoning and I dare you to say that its wrong….lol.
    Wanna get all wordy on a nigga with that commonality and compatibilty or comraderie and excavation and exclamation.. whatever.
    I am man and I am always right…

    MAN LAW….

  107. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:33 pm

    unrelated… but would you like an example of retardation in motion?

    you get an attitude with your sig other becasue they are going on vacation with thier friends and you are jealous that they want to go with thier firends and not you. your sig other says they didnt think you wanted to go (reason to follow), but GREAT! if youre on board that they are happy about it and you guys can go on that trip or take one just hte 2 of you.
    you say no, because you;re scared of flying. (the reason you werent asked in the beginning) you just didnt want to feel like your s/o was always galavating off on vacation with thier friends and not thinking about you or your feelings.

    see… retardation in motion.

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO BE WARM IN FEBRUARY FROM NEW YORK WITHOUT GETTING ON A FUCKING PLANE?!!?

  108. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:39 pm

    hahahaha- but if said person has been dealing with retardation for a while, that is to be expected…you still gotta ask, even if you know they are going to say no- makes em feel wanted.

  109. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

    jae- said person DID ask said s/o got an attitude after injecting into a completly unrelated conversation on some “AH HA! i knew you didnt care about me enough” bullshit

    new rule (both man and woman law)
    you CANNOT bring up old shit in a new ;discussion; once the opp is presented to voice a concern, you got 24 hours to come back to it. otherwise, you shit outta luck lol

  110. comment by Banga! :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

    WTF?!!? this is why i hate the media

    ——
    Its not just the media White people really feel this way

    they keep talking bout how these athletes go to strip clubs and make it rain.

    What sucks is its hard to counter their arguments cuz black athletes keep doing dumb shit

  111. comment by jaedalaurez :
    November 27, 2007 @ 4:55 pm

    extend that to 48 hours and I think you’re right- I just have to make an exception for those of us who need time to figure out the right way to say “WTF?” without hurting feelings

    ——————————-

    new rule (both man and woman law)
    you CANNOT bring up old shit in a new ;discussion; once the opp is presented to voice a concern, you got 24 hours to come back to it. otherwise, you shit outta luck lol

  112. comment by jaz :
    November 27, 2007 @ 5:07 pm

    alright… to make it easy.. you go 72 hours…. after that, its a wrap liek a hot sandiwch

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