Dig I told you that you would be missing out on some very hillarious shit! LOL
First off the episode starts with crazy ass Rosie O’Donnell - she is the kook that won the lottery last season and every since then she has had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers…well not quite that much. But on last season she bought 5 million dollar earrings and I thief cut off her ear to get the earring! So the good docs Shawn and Chrisitian grew her an ear at a genetics lab on the side of a mouse…no shit! LOL! Well this episode Rosie was hang gliding and an eagle came along and snag part of her upper lip - there she goes from Miami (the original city since season one) to LA (the new location) to get a quick fix from the good docs.
So they take part of her top lip and attach it to the bottom but her mouth has to be sewn shut and this bitch can talk her ass off! So after she is in recovery a young unknown doc comes in the room and tell her he needs stool sample which means gloves, gel and an ass opening experience - Rosie looked like somebody stuck a watermelon in her ass! LOL!!! She reports this to the docs and they tell her that they only have one night nurse and she is a woman - so they call the police and find out they have an Ass Bandit - yeah a damn “Ass Bandit” roaming the plastic surgery healing centers and getting off on taking make believe stool samples! A fucking “Ass Bandit” - ***SMH***
Moving on…
Shawn is in this crazy situation with his ex wife Julia - basically she is a walking head case! Back in the day she, Shawn and Chrisitian were best friends in college. She was in love with Christian but she married Shawn for stability - had 2 wonderful children and Shawn and Christian remained colleagues and best friends - well about 2 seasons ago they find out that the oldest of the children, Matt, is not Shawn’s but belongs to Christian. Julia goes crazy loses her mind and starts daitng a midget with lobster hands…I shit you NOT! Well this season she is a lesbian - she really wants Christian, but she is fucking Portia DeRossi - yeah Ellen’s girl - they are having mad lesbian sex I mean it makes no sense the way that make this shit look so real! HBO ain’t got shit on FX…seriously! The problem is Portia has a daughter, Eden, that is blonde, beautiful and a certified sociopath. Julia & Shawn have an 11 year old daughter, Annie, that attends the same private school with Eden. Eden is 17 or 18 - but she is whore like NOBODY’S business. She has been trying to get some dick from Shawn every since her mother starting, carpet munching, so she calls it. Shawn is tempted as hell but he knows that she is a deviant…the type to cry rape and everyone would believe her. But that doesn’t stop her from relentlessly trying to get to Shawn. But she has ran out of traditional ways to get at him so she goes through his 11 year old by telling her that she is a porker and she needs lypo! And she shows his daughter how to be bilemic and anorexic. On top of all that she tells her how to get the attention of a 12 year old boy she likes by giving him oral sex at school and low and behold the little 11 year old does that shit and gets expelled! Shawn blames Eden, but Julia does want to blame her new step daughter b/c she has her fooled and she want mess up that mad pussy she is getting from mommy dearest…
Next week little Miss Eden is trying to take on Dr. Chrisitan Troy and that serves to be one of the best match ups of the season b/c if ANYONE can put her in her place it will be Dr. Troy!
Dr. Troy’s storyline was kinda boring for him this week so we are waiting on next week. This week he only did a breast reduction for a nun who had a set size triple E’s and he met a lady on his side job (male escort) that wanted him to put her in a tub of ice til she reached hypothermia and then fuck her back to life…
Nip Tuck is da shit!
Happy Turkey Day People!
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November 21, 2007 @ 10:12 am
Yes, Happy Turkey Day….or as we call it in my country…Thursday. :frown:
Nip/Tuck sounds crazy now- I watched it a couple of times, but never got into it. I’m more of a Pushing Daisies kinda chick .
November 21, 2007 @ 10:39 am
WEEDS!
November 21, 2007 @ 10:59 am
Ain’t this a bitch…
Monday: 70, BEAUTIFUL.
Wednesday: 30, SNOW.
Hello Nebraska!
November 21, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
KSH, I was gonna email you this morning to tell you that I watched it, but the cramps set in and a nigga had to break back to the crib for a couple hours to get her shit together.
It was funny as hell though. I could work with Nip/Tuck.
November 21, 2007 @ 12:58 pm
am I the only one stuck at work?!?!?! :frown:
November 21, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
Nope.
I’m here…
November 21, 2007 @ 1:08 pm
am I the only one stuck at work?!?!?!
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No! I’m here from 11-8..aint that a bitch!
Type of shit is that. On the day before the 4th of July they let us off at 5pm. Why they couldnt do that today. Everybody getting their holiday started and I’m stuck here til 8 tryin to get people to go to school. Folks trying to get drunk they aint trying to change they life.
November 21, 2007 @ 1:12 pm
‘Folks trying to get drunk they aint trying to change they life.’
Whut up triss.
November 21, 2007 @ 1:27 pm
Im workin too. Doing everything in my power to slide outta here early too
November 21, 2007 @ 1:32 pm
LMAO @ dig
plottin and plannin and shit.
November 21, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
I have a question, I do you politely tell someone that you dont want to have sex with them. It was this guy that I used to flirt real heavy with, but I really didnt want to cross the line because I think the dude is DL. One day one of my girls had a b-day paety at the club and he showed up. We started dancing and this dude proceeded to stick his tongue down my mouth. I was thrown off cause I didnt know where that came from. Before that I had let him borrow my Erkah Badu cd ( Mama’s Gun) which I want back badly. He playing games talking about he wants to “bring it to me personally”. I’m really not feeling dude like that anymore cause I have eyes on the Mason/Kappa dude that I cant mess with cause his ex used to be one of my bosses.
November 21, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
All I want back is my cd. I almost to the point where he can keep the cd and I will buy another one. He be licking his tongue at me when he walks past my desk. He tries to steal free feels. I’m like yo we at work, chill with that. If this was the other dude, I’d be in heaven, but of course it never happens that way.
November 21, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
‘He be licking his tongue at me when he walks past my desk.’
Ewww….
just buy a new CD ma.
November 21, 2007 @ 1:49 pm
LMAO @ dig
plottin and plannin and shit.
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You already know LOL.
Trissa, tell him you just like to flirt and you sorry if he got ideas but it was just for fun and you had no real intention on taking it past that.
November 21, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
So after he stuck his tongue down your throat…. did you let him know that you wasn’t feeling him like that ??…lol.
Because I figure that a tongue in the mouth might be the breaking point to telling a nigga you ain’t feeling him.
He gonna try to stick something else down your throat if you don’t act fast….
November 21, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
True
November 21, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
Trissa, tell him you just like to flirt and you sorry if he got ideas but it was just for fun and you had no real intention on taking it past that.
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Who flirts for fun ?
Why do women “flirt” with men they have no intentions of fucking ???
If I wink at you… I want to see under your panties….
If I rub up against you in a grinding motion, I want to do the same without clothes on.
Why would you do all that shit and then turn around and say ” I was just playing” ?
I don’t believe in flirting with women I wouldn’t fuck.
I flirt on here all the time and best believe that if I catch one of yall on the street…..
And then a broad gonna turn around and say that I am sexually harrasing her…
November 21, 2007 @ 2:09 pm
Thats the same train of thought that will have a chick come to your house at 2am and lay all over your bed “just to watch TV”…. GTFOH…lol.
November 21, 2007 @ 2:12 pm
‘Why do women “flirt” with men they have no intentions of fucking ???’
MAN LAW says…
November 21, 2007 @ 2:15 pm
Who flirts for fun ?
*******
Thats the same train of thought that will have a chick come to your house at 2am and lay all over your bed “just to watch TV”…. GTFOH…lol.
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Negative.
First of all, a lot of people flirt for fun. Some people are in relationships that they have no intention of violating but they flirt cause its fun. I flirt cause its fun sometimes, with no real intent behind it, but how FAR I take it is where the difference is. I flirt wit yall niggas all the time (well not so much you, cause you crazy
) with no real intent to do anything about it. But not everybody can handle that so you cant do it all the time. Ive had dudes take the playing way outta context and Ive had to check em. My logic is, if it was gonna go down, it woulda BEEN went down, aint this much talkin in the world LOL.
Coming to somebody’s crib at 2am just to watch TV is some bullshit and has nothing to do with flirting. Thats some out of order shit, with serious repercussions with the wrong person, and aint nothing cute or fun about that.
November 21, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
My logic is, if it was gonna go down, it woulda BEEN went down, aint this much talkin in the world LOL.
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Thank You. I’ve been working here since April. I’ve alredy got one under my notch and he dont even work here no more, so I would have no reason not to have sx with dude. He just does things that irritate me. And he be acting real Kanyeish…if you know what I mean. I mean most females up here would love the attention he gives me but its a turn off. I like a man who gives me a challenge. Like my mason/kappa friend. He knows I wanna smash, but he keeps under wraps. We do alot of mind fucking…..
and that shit is sexy!
November 21, 2007 @ 2:30 pm
‘Coming to somebody’s crib at 2am just to watch TV is some bullshit’
MIke Tyson says…
Ain’t THAT a bitch!
November 21, 2007 @ 2:35 pm
Yeah, that’s wack cause aint no nigga coming to my crib just to talk. We finna do something. Either I’m givin or you giving or something. Hell aint nothing open at 2am except legs and 7/11.
What do we really have to talk about at 2am besides sex?
GTFOH!!!
November 21, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
Yeah, Ihadno, dont be using our sensible flirting logic to rationalize that bullshit
November 21, 2007 @ 2:44 pm
That’s not flirting, that’s called teasing or leading you on or playing games or pulling okie dokie on a nigga.
Not. Flirting.
November 21, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
‘That’s not flirting, that’s called teasing or leading you on or playing games or pulling okie dokie on a nigga.’
Damn.Shame.
LMAO!
Grab my belt.
November 21, 2007 @ 2:51 pm
November 21, 2007 @ 2:53 pm
Sad thing is I know most dudes have gone through that.
November 21, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
Yeah, I’ve had broads pull some ol bullshit ‘come over’ mess…
make a nigga wanna shake a bitch.
November 21, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
Next time somebody do that, tell em to stop and get some condoms. IF they got a problem wit it, they will tell you right then, and they cant get there lookin stupid like they aint know what time it was LOL.
November 21, 2007 @ 3:06 pm
WOOT!
November 21, 2007 @ 3:09 pm
Next time somebody do that, tell em to stop and get some condoms. IF they got a problem wit it, they will tell you right then, and they cant get there lookin stupid like they aint know what time it was LOL.
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I have a friend who thinks its disrespectful if she buys the condems. She feels like that “his” job. She says that it makes the women look slutty when she provies the condems.
When I was in college I use to have an assortment of colors and flavors. Niggas used to be like damn you ready huh!!! It was actually a turn on for niggas….
November 21, 2007 @ 3:13 pm
For real LOL. If she thought she was gon get there and play the dummy role, you pull that rug right out from under her ass. Oh no bitch, you know good and damn well we fuckin and just so we SURE you know, stop yo ass off at the CVS and get them condoms. Then fuck her up to make sure she heard you:
You: You know what kind right?
Her: Magnums, right?
Ok bitch, we understand each other.
Come over here trippin and Ima punch you in the throat
November 21, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
Dig:
But that’s real though….
But what if she pull the infamous:
“Im on my period, but I wanna come over and cuddle!”
November 21, 2007 @ 3:16 pm
She says that it makes the women look slutty when she provies the condems.
*******
No, it makes the woman look like she prepared for some nigga who think he gon pull the okie doke “damn I forgot the condoms” tryna get that raw. You know niggas be doing that shit too. FUCK. THAT. Keep your germs nigga, go on over there to dresser - you see that little red bag…..?
November 21, 2007 @ 3:17 pm
But what if she pull the infamous:
“Im on my period, but I wanna come over and cuddle!”
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Then she fresh outta luck.
She shoulda never left the house thinkin like that
November 21, 2007 @ 3:27 pm
‘She shoulda never left the house thinkin like that’
Nigga TRUSS!!!
And ‘Im on my period’ ain’t nuthin but code for ‘Free Head’.
November 21, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
Okay, LUNCH and bank for me.
I’ll be back.
November 21, 2007 @ 3:28 pm
No, it makes the woman look like she prepared for some nigga who think he gon pull the okie doke “damn I forgot the condoms” tryna get that raw. You know niggas be doing that shit too. FUCK. THAT. Keep your germs nigga, go on over there to dresser - you see that little red bag…..?
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and that’s why she preggers RIGHT now, by some dude who lied to her about his first kid…
She said some dumb stuff like they couldnt get no condoms or BC because HE didnt have the money to pay for them. I said well if YA’LL cant come up with $2.99 for some condoms how in the hell is YA’LL gonna provide for a child.
She wanted to get preggers. She thought it was time cause she going on 27. Dummy!!!!
November 21, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
And ‘Im on my period’ ain’t nuthin but code for ‘Free Head’.
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Is that really what that means……
November 21, 2007 @ 3:32 pm
LUNCH!!!
November 21, 2007 @ 3:36 pm
I said well if YA’LL cant come up with $2.99 for some condoms how in the hell is YA’LL gonna provide for a child.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I know right?
November 21, 2007 @ 3:52 pm
Who flirts for fun ?
Why do women “flirt” with men they have no intentions of fucking ???
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-i do
-entertianment… i’ve flirted with about 5000 dudes at my jobs over the years (especially bartending).. no plans on giving anyone any- but it passes time, gets you free lunches/ snakcs and drinks and better tips lol
dig summed it up well.. one dude and i have been flirting since 2002… damn it, it just aint going down lol somethings are just for the appeal, not the actual sex
November 21, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
Thank you sista girl.
November 21, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
damn i’m hella behind… yes- $2.99 aint shit next to a daycare bill…
come over my joint and not have some- jsut do it.. you aint getting shit and YES, i have a stash- but thats reserved for the nigga i like enough to have him over enough to KNOW theres rubbers up in there. you aint on that level, so nope, legs are closed for construction my nigga
November 21, 2007 @ 4:06 pm
November 21, 2007 @ 4:07 pm
Leave a nigga like
November 21, 2007 @ 4:21 pm
Mmmmmm Hmmmmmmm…
ya’ll ain’t shit.
November 21, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
November 21, 2007 @ 4:28 pm
come over my joint and not have some- jsut do it.. you aint getting shit and YES, i have a stash- but thats reserved for the nigga i like enough to have him over enough to KNOW theres rubbers up in there. you aint on that level, so nope, legs are closed for construction my nigga
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Damn that’s harsh my nig….
So I guess “I dont have no condoms” translates to
free head…….on his part. Get on dem knees nigga!!!
November 21, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
willy- you jsut gonna have to put me on the double offense list.. because i too am gulity of leaving a nigga with sahara penis after the “come over and jsut talk” guise.
in my defense- he invited me to the hotel b/c it had a jacuzzi tub and my back be fucking up after a car accident a few years ago. he said that he wasnt looking for some ass, and i reiterated loud and clear, wasnt no fuckin going on - he agreed. then wanted to flip the script when i got there… poor guy, he got left in the hot tub with a hard dick. his bad- becasue he would have gotten some had HE not SPECIFICALLY said he wasnt out for that… i cant help it if he insisted on the tounge massage down south.. he set himself up.
November 21, 2007 @ 4:32 pm
‘Get on dem knees nigga!!!’
Oh ya’ll roguish.
You, and you, and you.
November 21, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
@jaz
See, dude played himself by sayin he didn’t want any.
And a violation of MAN LAW at that.
November 21, 2007 @ 4:36 pm
November 21, 2007 @ 4:37 pm
So I guess “I dont have no condoms” translates to
free head…….on his part. Get on dem knees nigga!!!
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LMAO EXACTLY!!!
and its not harsh (or i dont think so,…
i’m of the mindset you get what you prepare for. (see above) you say you dont want any- guess what- you dont get any. you know you want some and dont bring rubbers- well thats on you. those rubbers are for when I need to get frisky. when YOU want it- you need to prepare.
to me its like hygenie. you wash your ass as preperation, right? you trim the hedges, right? well, thats hygenie too LOL
November 21, 2007 @ 4:42 pm
willy- see, thats all i’m saying. be clear in your intentions. it goes back to the the “women rules” i posted a few months ago- honesty is the best policy- you never know what someone else is willing to roll with or what you talk them out of doing by being sneaky.
November 21, 2007 @ 4:58 pm
Ok folks, Im bout to roll. Everybody enjoy the bird, whatever that means to you
Im out til Monday, but I still got unlimited text LOL.