SOHH Over It!

Random thoughts from the lighthouse …….

November 20, 2007 ihadnochoice

1. Black people spend so much time thinking about white, they forget that green is what really matters….. Mike Tyson got 1 day in jail for cocaine….

2. Nothings wrong with waking up to the same woman for the rest of your life…..

3. But don’t you ever give me that look again when I walk up in MY crib at 6am…..

4. Is there anything left that these niggas can’t bootleg ???

5. White people have funny shaped bodies…..

6. Sorry… i don’t find lil Nakeema dancing to POP LOCK AND DROP IT funny at all…..

7. In fact…. lil Nakeema should be able to say more than gooog gahh goo gooo by the time she’s 4…..

8. I admire the Jews…. they hold shit down so heavy…..

9. What kind of mirror would lead you to believe it was okay to leave the house looking like that.

10. Something tells me that pants hanging off your ass is a much bigger fashion trend than it gets credit for…..

11. Its been about 15 years and they are still sagging….

12. And being GROWN has nothing to do with it….

13. In reference to no.2, its just going to bed with the same one that I have issues with…

14. Isn’t it crazy how many “religious” people don’t support interracial dating ….. WTF ???? I thought we were supposed to turn the other cheek and love one another ?

15. Don’t lose to much baby…leave me a lil handle to hold on to….. If I wanted to lie down next to muscles and hard abs, I’d go to jail.

16. ILL NA NA is a sick album !!!

Main Street @ 8:39 am

113 comments

  1. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 8:45 am

    9. What kind of mirror would lead you to believe it was okay to leave the house looking like that.

    LMAOOOOOOO! Im glad it aint just me.

    ‘If I wanted to lie down next to muscles and hard abs, I’d go to jail.’

  2. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 9:20 am

    Sometimes I just wonder what types of friends people think they have because friends don’t let friends get dressed in the dark….lol. \

  3. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 9:26 am

    You are all up in my head right now cause I say that all the time “damn, she aint got NO real friends” LOL

  4. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 9:45 am

    My five random thoughts

    damn I love the holidays, the amount of booty I just saw at the mall this weekend is out of control!

    Is there a law that in order to be a female bus driver you have to have a really fat ass and a fk’d up attitude.

    Just saw the Tyler Perry movie on bootleg
    the movie is the truth, its not a funny movie by any means but its the truth. And Jill Scott got some tig ole bitties!

    These media outlets don’t give a fk about nobody but the story. Stop pimpin Kanye’s tragedy and acting like you care about him or bad plastic surgeons. When its obvious ur using his name for ratings.

    My stupid ass lost my fuckin cell phone again…..

    White people need to get off Barry Bonds Dick

    and Dig I fking hate Hiro!

  5. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 9:48 am

    Most of the time its not the clothes…. ITS THAT DAMN WEAVE. Thats what makes me hate a weave because 73 percent of them just look crazy. All shiny like that shit came off a Barbie doll…. and then you get a west indie bitch that wanna put here home colors on her shit like she is a a fucking footbal game…
    Word… and then broads look at me crazy because I can’t stand a broad with a weave. At least let me wonder if its real or not. Let a nigga have to come close to track a track. Ain’t nothing wrong with a weave but when you see so many busted ones, it makes you prejudice.

  6. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 9:59 am

    Lemme speak on Heroes…

    Mohinder, mohinder, mohinder…

    How that nigga shooting muthafuckaz in the eye now?

    H.R.G is a gangsta.

  7. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:10 am

    I’ve been trying to keep up with Heroes but I can’t find the time. I got every episode Tvo’d but can’t get a minute to watch those shits. I even got the first season on DVD but ain’t watch it yet.
    I can’t find anybody to watch it with me because everybody is already up to date …

  8. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:15 am

    Man…

    it’s getting good to.

    Twists and turns nigga.

    Twists and turns.

  9. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:18 am

    I’ll be at the Garden tonight to boo Isaiah into oblivion. They gotta get blown out by at least 20 points for him not to make it to Detroit.
    We gotta get this negro outta here. I can’t believe things have gotten this bad with the Knicks. Its one thing just to suck but this is a fucking 3 ring circus right now.
    I hear they are gonna have a BOO ISAIAH section conered out in the audience….

  10. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:21 am

    I tried watching some of it last night but I am lost…. but Kim Kardashian has my full attention right now anyway. She is steadily moving up the list but she still ain’t no threat to Ms. London.

  11. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:26 am

  12. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:26 am

    Ihadno: LMAO! I feel you dude.

    Willy and Banga: Admittedly, I been slippin on Heroes. Monday nights be crazy. I have to catch up on what I been missin.

  13. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:27 am

    And Banga, that is not five thoughts, LOL.

  14. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:29 am

    @dig

  15. comment by jaz :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:30 am

    16. ILL NA NA is a sick album !!!
    ================================
    YES YES YES YES!!
    i was just pumpin it last week, glad i’m not the only one

    re: coming out the house all crazy- i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again- my friends would not be my friends if they didnt let me know if i stepped out of line.
    but some days, you dont mean to di it, you just do.. like that day a few weeks ago when i woke up late and left the house in one black patent leather peep toes pump and one black leather peep toe pump. i didnt mean to do it, i wasnt planning on looking a hot ass mess (tho i dont think anyone noticed) but i did… life happens lol

  16. comment by jaz :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:32 am

    oh yeah… good morning dulces!

  17. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:33 am

  18. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:37 am

    This nigga Ahmad Rashad is outta here….
    Now I talk shit about the “whiteys” but trust this…
    I WILL NEVER WIFE ONE OF THEM (Scarlet J and Alyssa M maybe..lol.)….. Especially not some piece of shit like this below !!!

    javascript:newwind(’http://www.nypost.com/seven/11202007/gossip/pagesix/wedding_day_686179.htm’,'182′

    That nigga didn’t deserve Phylicia in the first place.

  19. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:38 am

    Nigga…

    fix that link.

  20. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:45 am

    My bad… heres the ” Ahmad and the Ghost” link…lol.
    http://www.nypost.com/seven/11202007/gossip/pagesix/wedding_day_686179.htm

  21. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:51 am

    I’d take Ushers wife in a heartbeat…

    Now I don’t support that kind of tomfoolerous buffonery. I’ve just “had fun” with a few of them but never to the extent of walking hand in hand. I would never take it that far because at the end of the day, She ain’t never gonna come close to understanding me. I mean, I got a lot of nigga traits that would never mesh well with her views from the plantation steps…

  22. comment by jaz :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:53 am

    is he wearing LIPSTICK?! please tell me that she got the cheap stuf and it just rubbed off on him

  23. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:54 am

    What.The.Fuck…

    That bitch looks like she’s past her expiration date.

    When in the hell did he and Phylicia get divorced?

    (no asterisks, lol)

  24. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:54 am

    Oh wow.

  25. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:55 am

    I don’t know about all that…

    I got a white uncle.

    Almost 30 years.

  26. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:59 am

    He’s been divorced from Phylicia for a very long time now. I don’t know how he ended up with that shit bag of makeup and bones but he aged well, I would figure he would be courting that womans daughter or something. At least OJ bags the barbie ones, this nigga Ahmad is bagging the Broom Hildas and shit…lol.
    See…. thats a nigga with some fucked up friends. There is no way I would let my homeboy marry that shit.
    It would be a scene strait outta that UGK and OUtkast video.

  27. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:03 am

    ‘There is no way I would let my homeboy marry that shit.’

    Now I wonder what ran across Jordan’s mind?

    Oh, tell me ya’ll saw the pics of Jordan grindin wit the drunk white girlz?

    I don’t even know what to think anymore?

  28. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:06 am

    comment by jaz :
    November 20, 2007 @ 10:53 am |edit

    is he wearing LIPSTICK?! please tell me that she got the cheap stuf and it just rubbed off on him

    ———–
    he shouldn’t be kissing that corpse in the first place. Its one thing to marry white, but to marry old dry and white takes it to another level that no one can defend.
    Where the fuck are her lips ???
    OMG Ahmad…. Inside Stuff will never be the same….

  29. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:11 am

    Willy, yeah I saw that shit

  30. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:12 am

    Now that I’ve googled her…

    she appears to be caked up.

    So i HOPE he’s paper chasin.

    LMAO!

    Tell me she done bought you some mink socks and alligator draws.

  31. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:12 am

    Oh, tell me ya’ll saw the pics of Jordan grindin wit the drunk white girlz?

    I don’t even know what to think anymore?

    ———–
    Now hold on now….
    Drunk white girls are not off limits.
    They are like “feeders’ for the big fish…lol.
    Ain’t nothing wrong with casual romper room sex with a 20 year old co-ed.
    But marrying a Powder faced mum-rah is something else altogether. One of Jordans homeboys could have actually hooked up that white girl parade.
    I’d rather him treat the white chicks off brand.

  32. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:16 am

    @Willy…
    She is caked up ( are you talking about her faced or her bank account..lol) and all that but come on now….
    If her face looks like that imagine what her… I can’t even think of ….

    She prolly drinks coffee and smokes a pack and a half a day also.

    Ahmad stay working so I don’t know what would lead him on this paper chase.
    Do one of those black broadway shows or something but don’t do grandma for a check.

  33. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:17 am

    Naw…

    I’m not sayin it’s ‘wrong’ cuz they’re white…

    I’m sayin it’s funky as hell for Jordan to get caught out there lookin like an ol head.

    And was Barkley somewhere off camera?

    Cuz I’d just blame Barkley for this.

  34. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:19 am

    ‘Ahmad stay working so I don’t know what would lead him on this paper chase.’

    Maybe she’s payin Phylicia’s alimony?

    You know these wives get outta hand with these divorce settlements.

  35. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:27 am

    Barkley is the worse. He paints himself as “superblack” but that nigga goes home to “a flour enriched” broad every night.
    But isn’t it crazy that the only high priced divorces we hear about with athletes are the black ones….
    Jordan…
    Ewing …
    Strahan….
    Reggie Miller …
    Greg Anthony…..
    LT ….

    Ewing,Miller and Anthonys ex -wives wrote a book on that shit….
    I don’t see the white wives doing that shit. The white wives seem to turn the other cheek and just keep it moving.
    This might be why they go the white route…
    I’m just saying…

  36. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:35 am

    Damn…

    Reggie gettin/got divorced?

  37. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 11:59 am

    Jaz…

    get yo cousin…

  38. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

    Willy, I was just about to say that, I aint know he got divorced.

    Them white ladies aint no better cause they aint draggin them through messy divorces. They just slut around and keep it secret, while they men are slutting around LOL. At least the black women be smart enough to take the money and run to do some other shit LOL

  39. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

    I think most of em actually love the guys though, they just get so fed up with the bullshit that they be like ‘alright muthafucka, you wanna play?’ LOL. They do that outta hurt, they wanna hurt them back and the best way for them to do that is their pockets.

  40. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:13 pm

    ‘At least the black women be smart enough to take the money and run to do some other shit LOL’

    Take the money and run huh…

    **callin e-lawyer**

  41. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:14 pm

    Reggie been got divorced. Ewings wife was a very powerful attorney when he got caught fucking that cheerleader and took him to the bank. Reggies ex was some model broad and they all banded together along with James Worthy’s ex wife ( I think) and wrote a book on being an NBA wife… quite tacky when you factor it wasn’t done for the money because they were getting paid from their recent divorces.
    Then you got Superhead and Nas’ baby moms…
    With all that said, why would a high priced athlete take a chance at the same shit happening to him ?
    If I get caught cheating than so be it. Divorce mne and keep it moving. Putting all our shit out on front st. is tacky. And then our kids gotta go through that bullshit too.

  42. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:15 pm

    Damn…

    Reggie gettin/got divorced?
    —–

    When is this dude gonna get his teeth fixed
    that’s all I WANNA KNOW!

    How you have teeth like that and your an NBA announcer. His teeth look like someone knocked over a stack of domino’.

    And DIG stop counting my points Woman lol
    and I know you been slippin on Hero’s
    I stopped texting you about it cuz I know u ain’t watching
    Ima feen without friend
    I tell ya
    How you gon get me hooked and go to rehab
    what kinda sht is that! What part of the game is that. Never trust a big butt and a smile, Word Up

  43. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:17 pm

    ‘Never trust a big butt and a smile’

  44. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:20 pm

    Imagine if Micheal Jacksons baby mother was black ????
    That broad would have had pics of Micheal all over Mediatakeout and yalls know it.
    Black women can’t keep a secret for shit…lol.

    And then you got Tammy from the Real World pimping around with a HIS MONEY license plates on her Hummer to point out that it was her ex husband KENNY ANDERSON that paid for the car…lol.
    You think Kenny ain’t wish he married a white broad when he saw that shit…..

  45. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:21 pm

    The big butt you can trust…
    Its the smile that gets you…lol.

  46. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

    ‘And then you got Tammy from the Real World pimping around with a HIS MONEY license plates on her Hummer to point out that it was her ex husband KENNY ANDERSON that paid for the car…lol.’

    Damn shame…

    Kenny shoulda known better than to mess wit that broad.

  47. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:26 pm

    But Strahans ex wife always brings us back to reality that you can’t judge a book by its cover because she went hard at that niggas pockets while his black ex wife was easy on him. And she is a very good looking woman… just like OJ….
    I don’t know why these niggas just don’t stay single. I’m broke and I worry about a broad taking my lunch money, I can’t imagine swimming in million without a prenup.

  48. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

    Its the smile that gets you…lol.
    —————-

    yeah cuffage does look like a smiley face

  49. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:31 pm

    Kenny shoulda known better than to mess wit that broad.
    —————–
    He is also Spinderella baby father… and he is a deadbeat. Kenny Anderson and Mark jackson were my favorite NBA player growing up but once I heard about KA being a deadbeat to Spins kid, I lost all respect for him.

    All this and Cookie is still standing by her man…..
    I guess it really ain’t about black and white when you really break it down…….

  50. comment by trissa :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

    But Strahans ex wife always brings us back to reality that you can’t judge a book by its cover because she went hard at that niggas pockets while his black ex wife was easy on him. And she is a very good looking woman… just like OJ….
    I don’t know why these niggas just don’t stay single. I’m broke and I worry about a broad taking my lunch money, I can’t imagine swimming in million without a prenup.
    ————————————————————-
    Ya’ll niggas gon learn……
    White girls are bred to find a rich husband and not work……

  51. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

    Leave my butt AND my smile outta this!

  52. comment by trissa :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:36 pm

    All this and Cookie is still standing by her man…..
    ————————————————————-
    She’s a good one. Cause as soon as Magic would have told me he had HIV I would have left him. I know that’s wrong, but I wouldnt have risk my life like that. On top of the fact that we always, always, must use condems….what the hell is the point in being married. Hell that’s one of the reason I want to get married so I can have nasty, unhibited raw sex!!!!!!

  53. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:37 pm

    Ya’ll niggas gon learn……
    White girls are bred to find a rich husband and not work……

    Com on now

    so black woman are bread to get prego by paid brova and hit em up for child support

    say it ain’t so.

  54. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:42 pm

    oh yeah…
    co-sign on Digs ass…..
    I would trust it…….

    But she do got an evil smile so I wouldn’t sign on the dotted line with that one…..
    Maybe it was the calamari…

  55. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:43 pm

    To be fair doe…

    Strahan was still relatively broke when he got his first divorce…

    wasn’t much to take.

  56. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:44 pm

    Ya’ll niggas gon learn……
    White girls are bred to find a rich husband and not work……

    ————

    But them welfare gettin, 1st and 15th project bitches sure do have a great work ethic…lol.

  57. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

    comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:43 pm |edit

    To be fair doe…

    Strahan was still relatively broke when he got his first divorce…

    wasn’t much to take

    —————
    His ex wife (black) never took him to get his child support upped when he got that big contract because she said he always took care of me and the kids so why would she want more….

  58. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

    How the fuck did Faboulous turn 30 when he is supposed to be 3 years younger than me

  59. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

    ’she said he always took care of me and the kids so why would she want more….’

    She’s runnin a Jedi mind trick…

    Do.Not.Trust.

  60. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:02 pm

    ihadnochoice: They got you with that industry age shit LOL

    See Fabolous is my boyfriend so I had to do the research LOL. Nelly too, round here tellin people he 27 and shit. He just turned 33.

  61. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:05 pm

    ‘Nelly too, round here tellin people he 27 and shit. He just turned 33.’

    Well shit…

    I’m 24 then.

    Hot damn!

  62. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

    I believe it though. She could have easily got more money from the dude after he signed that huge contract a few years ago but left it as is. She was living in a house that was paid for by him and the kids are strait so what else does she need ? I am pretty sure that he gave a lot more than he “had to” according to the courts.
    Now you got a bitch like 50 cents baby moms that got everything she could ever possibly need in life from that nigga and she still threaten to take him so much that he ended up taking her to court so she couldn’t open up on him.
    Look at the dumb shit Diddy’s firstt baby moms did. He’s taking care of his child AND her other child that ain’t his and she still found a way to try to take this nigga to court. He got his with the biggest child paternity suit in NY history although it was lowered a lil while after. Mind you that she already was making like 400K a year at the time. What kid needs 30K a month to survive ?

  63. comment by jaz :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

    late.. but willy- WHY THAT GOTTA BE MY COUSIN?!?!

  64. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

    Damn….
    Nelly 33 !!!!
    Shit…… I guess half the fucking industry is about to be irrelevant since rappers ain’t supposed to be shit after 30…lol.

    This nigga Baby from Cash Money really expects people to believe he’s 32 ….

    That nigga was 33 when bling bling came out….

  65. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:16 pm

    ‘WHY THAT GOTTA BE MY COUSIN?!?!’

  66. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

    This nigga Baby from Cash Money really expects people to believe he’s 32 ….

    Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

  67. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

    Rappers are just terrible…

    a few are worth a damn.

    But most a fakin the funk somethin terrible.

    Which is a perfect segue for:

    What ya’ll think about Saigon quittin?

  68. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:21 pm

    And…

    What is this ‘Smell yo dick’ mess I’m hearin about…

  69. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:30 pm

    Kanye in RARE form…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbjX2OXCELo

    Props 2 this nigga right here.

  70. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:38 pm

    What is this ‘Smell yo dick’ mess I’m hearin about…

    What? LOL

  71. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:40 pm

    Wasn’t 50 supposed to quit also ?
    Didn’t Jay Z and Too Short retire ???
    I hear Beyonce wants to “retire” at 35….

    Then what are they gonna do ???
    Open up a construction business and become soccer moms and dads ???
    GTFOH…lol.

  72. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:41 pm

    Its been about 1 month since I’ve heard the original version of “no one” by Alicia keys…
    The reggae remix is so much better though….

  73. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:53 pm

    @dig

    some song outta Florida

    http://www.myspace.com/riskaydramaqueen

    Massive FUCKERY!!!!

  74. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

    This broad’s got a PHAT ass doe.

  75. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

    I aint never heard the reggae version of “No One” besides on the AMA’s. They play the original on the radio or the remix with Cassidy.

  76. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

    Willy - HELL naw

    I clicked and saw her pic and the “call me” with her number and I refuse to even let that shit play

    That broad’s probably a dude.

  77. comment by trissa :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:00 pm

    What is this ‘Smell yo dick’ mess I’m hearin about…

    What? LO
    ————————————————————–
    Some DJ in Atlanta has made a song about women smelling their men’s penis. You know like on Baby Boy when she told Jody to let her smell his dick..

    If I gotta go through all that , that means I dont trust you and I dont meed to be with you…

    Women these days, I tell ya

  78. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:02 pm

    The remix is basically Junior Reids part from the AMA but extended.

  79. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:05 pm

    I am trying to picture myself smelling some broads cooch if I suspected her of cheating on me….lol.

    I guess it would work with a sloppydirty ass nigga that didn’t have a problem hoppin into bed with his GF just after ramming another chick.

  80. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:15 pm

    ‘I am trying to picture myself smelling some broads cooch if I suspected her of cheating on me…’

    Standard ‘Finger Test’.

  81. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:21 pm

    comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:15 pm |edit

    ‘I am trying to picture myself smelling some broads cooch if I suspected her of cheating on me…’

    Standard ‘Finger Test’.

    ———
    You might have to have the broad cock over and inspect for inflammation or redness due to pounding and friction…lol…..

  82. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

    Uh uh, LMAOOOOOOO!

  83. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:38 pm

    My finger game is bananas.

  84. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

    My finger game is bananas.

    Word? You comin straight home?

  85. comment by jaz :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

    hey there delilah, how you doin there in new your city………..

    -sorry, i’m having a white girl moment…

  86. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:51 pm

    Word? You comin straight home?
    ———
    Now willy…
    If a woman is asking you to hurry home so she can feel your finger…..
    What should we think about….. nevermiond…lol.

    @Dig…
    Alls you need is a finger ???

    I wish all I needed was a hand…lol.

  87. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

    ‘Word? You comin straight home?’

    Ooooooooooo…

    LMAO!

    ‘-sorry, i’m having a white girl moment…’

    Your cousin…

  88. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

    ‘What should we think about….. nevermiond…lol.’

    Don’t even WORRY about Winky.

  89. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

    Seems as if Hot97 has changed its programming. They’ve slimmed down on the southern songs and integrated some top 40 format. I’ve already heard One Republic and Fergie on here !!!!!
    No Souljah Boy…
    No Smell my dick….
    No “Smell like money… look like money”…lol

    I don’t know if I am behind that so much.

  90. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

    LMAOOOOOOOOOO!

    Ihadno: You aint know? LOL

    LOL @ Winky

  91. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:04 pm

    Don’t even WORRY about Winky.

    ————-
    Winky ???
    Damn son….lol.
    I call mine “gravedigger” but that just to offset the outside views of my small feet…lol

    As long as broads ain’t asking for a refund… What’s in a name right ?…lol.
    .

  92. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:06 pm

    ‘I call mine “gravedigger” but that just to offset the outside views of my small feet…lol’

  93. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:09 pm

    Some DJ in Atlanta has made a song about women smelling their men’s penis. You know like on Baby Boy when she told Jody to let her smell his dick..

    —————-
    this chick wanted to check me once and told me

    if they sag, the tank is full
    if they don’t sag, tank is empty
    which is insane cuz she was not wifey
    one day their gonna invent a DNA kit to catch us in the act.

  94. comment by jaz :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:10 pm

    big feet dont mean shit.. TRUST ME!

  95. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:11 pm

    comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 2:43 pm |edit

    My finger game is bananas.

    Word? You comin straight home?

    ———
    wow
    you must gotta a fetish for men wit Big hands and strong forearms

  96. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:14 pm

    wow
    you must gotta a fetish for men wit Big hands and strong forearms

    Nah, this is the quintessential occasion where size does NOT matter LOL

  97. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

    We have crossed into the nasty zone…

    please return your seats to their upright positions, and fasten your seatbelts.

  98. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

    Warm balls sag…
    Cold balls tighten up…lol.

    I’ve been plagued by that “small feet” stereotype all my life. My feet haven’t grown since I was like 14….lol. I’m about 5′10” and I wear a size 71/2 in mens.

    But my kicks always look fly because my feet are small plus I can always cop the girl versions of sneakers that aren’t available in mens save the feminine colors…
    OK… I am sounding quite “metro” right now….
    Lemme chill….

  99. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

    Nah, this is the quintessential occasion where size does NOT matter LOL

    ———
    if thats the case
    You better not ever complain bout a man cumin too quick. When all you need is a tongue and 2 finger salute!

  100. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:19 pm

    But its always good to walk into the arena with low expectations….
    But that all changes when the helmet and elbow pads come out…

  101. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:20 pm

    ‘OK… I am sounding quite “metro” right now….
    Lemme chill…’

    LMAO!

  102. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

    if thats the case
    You better not ever complain bout a man cumin too quick. When all you need is a tongue and 2 finger salute
    —————
    Thats the “I heard that” quote of the day….
    Cuuuch Banga…lol

  103. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:23 pm

    OK… I am sounding quite “metro” right now….
    Lemme chill….
    ——

    Someones having an Eric Benet Moment

  104. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:24 pm

    Someones having an Eric Benet Moment
    ———
    That nigga had sex with Halle Berry…..

    I wish I had a few “Eric Benet” moments…lol.

  105. comment by Banga! :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:29 pm

    I wish I had a few “Eric Benet” moments…lol.

    —————

    Have you seen her breast lately
    OMG
    all I can say is there a Scene from Me Myself and Irene that if you saw it you know what Im thinking

  106. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

    ‘Have you seen her breast lately’

    Niggaz…

    her AND Mel B…

    Did ya’ll see Mel B on the AMAs just BUSTIN the fuck out…

    Good lawd. Baby Boobies are the shit.

  107. comment by willyjsimmons :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

    Lunch!!!

  108. comment by trissa :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:38 pm

    I like fingers too. That’s easiest way to make me come…..

    If you got a good finger game then it’s on. I used to mess with this guy who had a really, really small wee-wee, but his finger game was on point. I mean to the point where I’d ask him to do in the car, when we sitting on the couch while other udnder the covers while the homies would be in the room.

    I love fingers and hands…..

  109. comment by trissa :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:39 pm

    Did ya’ll see Mel B on the AMAs just BUSTIN the fuck out…
    ————————————————————
    For some reason I like her better than I like Tracy Edmons. Mel B seems more down to earth than Tracy. Eddie should have stayed with Mel B…. IMO

  110. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

    Small feet isn’t that big of a deal when you can touch your nose with your tongue…lol.
    Not for nothing but I will stick whatever she wants in there… I’m here for her….lol.

    I’m outta here people.
    Check for me on tonights Sportscenter… I’ll be one of the niggas wearing (there should be 6 of us) “Fire Isiah” shirts and we got good enough seats to be seen on TV…lol. So watch out for those Knick highlights.
    I hope they let us wear them….

  111. comment by ihadnochoice :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:46 pm

    Whether Tracey or Mel B… Eddie is swimming in a very nice pool…lol.

    Mel B looks like she get crazy in the bed though. I’d spray it all over her hair while Tracey looks like the type to only like it on her belly….
    I’m disgusting…
    On that note…
    Imm outta here.

  112. comment by dig :
    November 20, 2007 @ 3:54 pm

    if thats the case
    You better not ever complain bout a man cumin too quick. When all you need is a tongue and 2 finger salute!
    ************

    Negative.

    One thing has nothing to do with the other.

    Please dont play yall selves.

  113. comment by trissa :
    November 20, 2007 @ 4:08 pm

    Negative.

    One thing has nothing to do with the other.

    Please dont play yall selves.
    ————————————————————–
    Affrimative!!!!

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